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(Foodbeast)   New Pepsi 'Special' flavor claims to have "fat blockers." Oh, the lids?   (foodbeast.com) divider line 41
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2012-11-09 03:50:18 AM
Where is the Lid ? Fry and Laurie
 
2012-11-09 04:40:35 AM
how many joints are in a lid?
 
2012-11-09 07:16:12 AM

Happy Hours: how many joints are in a lid?


All of em!
 
2012-11-09 10:49:02 AM
I'll stick with the Pocari Sweat and Calpis, thankyouverymuch.
 
2012-11-09 10:49:21 AM
www.pixtus.com
 
2012-11-09 10:50:50 AM
Fat blockers. Because fat causes diabetes.
 
2012-11-09 10:51:01 AM
i cut out pop a few years ago.

i wont touch that stuff anymore
 
2012-11-09 10:51:10 AM

Happy Hours: how many joints are in a lid?


2
 
2012-11-09 10:51:12 AM
I'll bet Pepsi Special makes you go "Poopsi" in your pants.
 
2012-11-09 10:52:36 AM

darth_badger: I'll bet Pepsi Special makes you go "Poopsi" in your pants.


Came to say this.

Just put down the soda bottle.
 
2012-11-09 10:53:16 AM

darth_badger: I'll bet Pepsi Special makes you go "Poopsi" in your pants.


Whoopsi!
 
2012-11-09 10:56:22 AM
In five years they'll be putting it in the water for the citizens, like fluoride.
 
2012-11-09 10:56:23 AM
anal leakage?
 
2012-11-09 10:57:43 AM
that is interesting, but I think that this other article at the bottom of the page contains much more pertinent information...
 
2012-11-09 10:59:04 AM
 
2012-11-09 10:59:32 AM
Fat people will buy this.
Along with donuts, fried foods, and highfructose cornsyrup IVs.
 
2012-11-09 11:00:49 AM

Carn: anal leakage?


I thought it was pretty bad, but when strangers on the Internet know it's time for me to SSS.
 
2012-11-09 11:01:16 AM
Fat blocker.

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2012-11-09 11:04:18 AM
If they put the special fat blockers in Yoo-hoo it might make it more fun to drink.

And poop.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-09 11:04:29 AM
fat blockers.. like blockers for running backs in football??

so it blocks the bodies natural defences and allows fat to form??

Bad Pepsi, BAD!

/did not rtfa, have enough common sense to know that soda is basically a sweet sweeet poison
 
2012-11-09 11:07:13 AM
The dextrin found in this particular vein of Pepsi is reportedly helpful when it comes to blocking fat, making it difficult to absorb the molecule

Haven't we been down that road before?

cr4.globalspec.com
 
2012-11-09 11:09:42 AM

darth_badger: If they put the special fat blockers in Yoo-hoo it might make it more fun to drink.

And poop.


Caption: what fat blockers and poop might look like
 
2012-11-09 11:11:04 AM
Epicac and Olestra?
 
2012-11-09 11:11:45 AM
My weakness is Pepsi Throwback. I dont like coffee, tea, or beer. But my bane is pop.

/not fat, damnit
 
2012-11-09 11:12:24 AM
Fat blockers? You mean stairs?
 
2012-11-09 11:15:38 AM
What a "fat blocker" may look like
s9.postimage.org
 
2012-11-09 11:17:19 AM
I'll just leave this here:

Alli side effects in layman's terms.
 
2012-11-09 11:23:36 AM

kazrak: I'll just leave this here:

Alli side effects in layman's terms.


lol...loved this:

"Eating a low-fat diet lowers the chance of these bowel changes. Limit fat intake in your meals to an average of 15 grams.

The McDonald's Big Mac has 34 grams of fat, and the Burger King Whopper has 40. Eat either of these while taking Alli, and you'll very likely be transformed into a diarrhea cannon."
 
2012-11-09 11:25:00 AM
so I bet it's one of those weird flavors from asia that has weird shiat that doesn't go in sodas like wassabi, curry or octopus.
 
2012-11-09 11:28:02 AM

kazrak: I'll just leave this here:

Alli side effects in layman's terms.


Short cuts always come with a catch.

What really kills you about soda is drowning your organs in salt. Regardless of the "fat" blockers - why not engineer soda with 0 sodium that doesn't taste like butt?

news.drpeppersnapple.com

Moar like diet rite pure ass - after doing a soda cleanse last year even diet stuff like this just takes horrid to me. I'd rather save my soda drinking for when rum is involved.

/1 Year, 11 months - 156 lbs lost
//26 minutes
 
2012-11-09 11:28:05 AM
Kid focker?
www.gizmodiva.com
 
2012-11-09 11:31:29 AM

Lemmy Kilmister: i cut out pop a few years ago.

i wont touch that stuff anymore


One of the best things I've ever done. I already drink beer, I don't need soda too.
 
2012-11-09 11:57:13 AM

uncleacid: Fat blocker.

[thumbs.dreamstime.com image 313x450]


Where does one find a sea-foam green fridge?
 
2012-11-09 12:05:20 PM
subby - +1
 
2012-11-09 12:07:44 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: I'll stick with the Pocari Sweat and Calpis, thankyouverymuch.


Ah, Japan. My impression of Pocari Sweat was of a salty, vaguely citrus drink. And the thing I love the best about Japanese drinks is that they aren't all sweet, and the 'sweet' drinks aren't overpoweringly so.
 
2012-11-09 12:10:51 PM
Oh, and if this new Pepsi flavor truly had fat blockers, it would have zero sugar or artificial sweetners. Though it might have stevia.
 
2012-11-09 12:19:36 PM
All you need for a "fat blocker" is to put the word "healthy" on the label. Fatties hate healthy things.
 
2012-11-09 12:41:54 PM

Orgasmatron138: Lemmy Kilmister: i cut out pop a few years ago.

i wont touch that stuff anymore

One of the best things I've ever done. I already drink beer, I don't need soda too.


My old roommate drank so much pop his teeth were dissolving. I was getting cavities so I quit soda and switched to black coffee. Quitting soda was remarkably easy but giving up coffee is like trying to sever my own arm...
 
2012-11-09 01:20:26 PM
Still waiting for Pepsi Perfect.
 
2012-11-09 01:20:36 PM
Fat blocker? Who will buy it then?
 
2012-11-09 03:25:13 PM
i thought that fat was supposed to be good for u
and it was the simple carbs that are ironically found in the soda the things that make u blubbery
 
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