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(Uproxx)   Alison Brie holds a kitten. This could be enough cuteness to make the earth fall off its axis   (uproxx.com) divider line 77
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2012-11-09 04:59:27 PM
Mmmm saggy tits at a young age.... she would still be cute as fark with my cock in her hand.. looking up with those big cow eyes... unngg.. ill be right back...
 
2012-11-09 05:10:11 PM
I was about to come in here and troll about how she is only "average" then I decided to actually look at her pictures.

/ Dick beat down to ensue
// Would someone kindly post more pictures? This neighborhood has a kitten problem . . .
 
2012-11-09 05:55:00 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: MisterLoki:

[i568.photobucket.com image 480x640]

[i45.tinypic.com image 480x640]

I hate instagram pictures.
When someone sends one to me, I correct the colors and send it back.


She has a really long right arm.
 
2012-11-09 06:00:34 PM
While you are on that page, be sure to click on the Lizzy Caplan Reddit AMA link. Very funny, hot and awesome.
 
2012-11-09 06:05:15 PM

rtaylor92: Clicked on this thread and realized that I had the name confused with Bree Olsen, so seeing this broad and that breed of "feline" was a bit of a disappointment. Also, I'll be the first to say it, I have no idea who she is.


Bree Olson plays beer pong with Dave Attell (NSFW)

And yes, it goes exactly where you think it does.
 
2012-11-09 06:20:38 PM
I just got a new kitten who's sitting on my lap so I'm getting a real kick out of this thread.

/She won't leave me alone
//I'm a god damn hostage in my own house
///You're supposed to be indifferent, that's why I got a cat...STOP LIKING ME SO MUCH
 
2012-11-09 06:29:14 PM

Detinwolf: Wolf892: I don't want to be "that guy" but damn...celebrity worship is getting way out of hand. The fact that an average looking girl who happens to be on an average tv show can take a photo of herself holding a kitten and get it in the news....that says something about our culture.
Good for her I suppose. I'd love to be famous and rich too...but shame on us for being celb consuming zombies mindlessly shuffeling from one celeb tweet to the next, frothing at the mouth.

I wish the average women at my office looked like that average woman, damn.


I have, at my office, a girl that has posed in Playboy, a bunch of hot Ukrainian women an Armenian girl that looks like Elisha Cuthbrate (sp?) with brown hair and this girl that does ballet and has the perfect figure. I love my office.
 
2012-11-09 06:52:23 PM
Jesus, I think she's perfected the Disney princess face.
 
2012-11-09 07:33:13 PM

Wolf892: I don't want to be "that guy" but damn...celebrity worship is getting way out of hand. The fact that an average looking girl who happens to be on an average tv show can take a photo of herself holding a kitten and get it in the news....that says something about our culture.
Good for her I suppose. I'd love to be famous and rich too...but shame on us for being celb consuming zombies mindlessly shuffeling from one celeb tweet to the next, frothing at the mouth.



If that's really average for British Columbia then no man would ever live anywhere else.
 
2012-11-09 08:18:23 PM
Meh, my girlfriend is hotter... and homeschooled.
 
2012-11-09 08:35:23 PM

Mr.Poops: Meh, my girlfriend is hotter... and homeschooled.


You should post her picture.
 
2012-11-09 08:35:30 PM
I'd love to thrust my left pinky toe into her left nostril.
 
2012-11-09 09:24:30 PM

LeroyBourne: She's very hot, I have no idea who she is, but she does have 'the crazy eyes.'


She has eyes?
 
2012-11-09 09:30:20 PM

titwrench: Mr.Poops: Meh, my girlfriend is hotter... and homeschooled.

You should post her picture.


I'm sure she looks like this:

i50.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-09 09:43:53 PM

Lego_Addict: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vHNwfu9y50

She's great!


The Community blooper reels made me laugh harder than any other blooper reel I've ever seen.
80% of the "bloopers" are just the actors goofing off and doing silly skits on set.

Strangely, as the actual show goes downwards from Season 1 to 2 to 3, the blooper reels get cruder and funnier.
 
2012-11-09 10:30:58 PM

Colour_out_of_Space: OK, I was going to post a GIS result for "Alison Brie" side-by-side with a GIS result for "average girl."
Unfortunately, the latter also turned up a bunch of pictures of hotties.
So I'll just hotlink this
[www.fansshare.com image 450x631]

and um head back to Google


My favorite story by Lovecraft showing me my favorite funny actress' highbeams? Sweet.
 
2012-11-09 11:01:19 PM
So, I saw the clip of her on Kimmel or Conan (can't recall which right now), where she mentions she used to jog around her college campus naked.

I simply cannot believe the internet does not have any documented proof of this yet.
 
2012-11-09 11:30:48 PM
I hate to break it to you people, but that pic is shopped. In the original pic, she is holding a bag of Tostitos, not a kitten.
 
2012-11-10 12:34:10 AM
Every picture posted of her was vastly more attractive than her holding the kitten while auditioning for a walk-on to the next Star Trek as a Klingon.
 
2012-11-10 01:51:11 AM
I thought she was a pornstar.
 
2012-11-10 02:34:40 AM

mongbiohazard: Wolf892: I don't want to be "that guy" but damn...celebrity worship is getting way out of hand. The fact that an average looking girl who happens to be on an average tv show can take a photo of herself holding a kitten and get it in the news....that says something about our culture.
Good for her I suppose. I'd love to be famous and rich too...but shame on us for being celb consuming zombies mindlessly shuffeling from one celeb tweet to the next, frothing at the mouth.


If that's really average for British Columbia then no man would ever live anywhere else.


I think that with so many of men and women being overweight, it artificially inflates the "hotness" of anyone who happens to be slim. If we all were slim, and just slim, not athletes, then girls like this wouldn't come off as quite so hot. We'd see them as just being of average beauty. The fact is, we're so used to seeing fatties that any girl who's slim with a half decent face and is still fairly youthful gets a free upgrade to "hot."

I'm not saying she's not attractive. But she's average girl on campus attractive when you minus the fatties out of the equation.

Now, attractive is Katie Fey, also known as Jenya D, and I am not even going to attempt spelling her real Eastern European name. But google her, you'll be glad you did.
 
2012-11-10 04:54:37 AM
That this puzzles/irritates/angers half of Fark makes it the best thing ever.
 
2012-11-10 06:35:58 AM

Wolf892: mongbiohazard: Wolf892: I don't want to be "that guy" but damn...celebrity worship is getting way out of hand. The fact that an average looking girl who happens to be on an average tv show can take a photo of herself holding a kitten and get it in the news....that says something about our culture.
Good for her I suppose. I'd love to be famous and rich too...but shame on us for being celb consuming zombies mindlessly shuffeling from one celeb tweet to the next, frothing at the mouth.


If that's really average for British Columbia then no man would ever live anywhere else.

I think that with so many of men and women being overweight, it artificially inflates the "hotness" of anyone who happens to be slim. If we all were slim, and just slim, not athletes, then girls like this wouldn't come off as quite so hot. We'd see them as just being of average beauty. The fact is, we're so used to seeing fatties that any girl who's slim with a half decent face and is still fairly youthful gets a free upgrade to "hot."

I'm not saying she's not attractive. But she's average girl on campus attractive when you minus the fatties out of the equation.

Now, attractive is Katie Fey, also known as Jenya D, and I am not even going to attempt spelling her real Eastern European name. But google her, you'll be glad you did.


Sorry, Brie's face is prettier. Plus she seems like she has a personality.
 
2012-11-10 10:25:23 AM

titwrench: Mr.Poops: Meh, my girlfriend is hotter... and homeschooled.

You should post her picture.


George Glass?
 
2012-11-10 10:45:17 AM
Cat, cats, cats, cats, cats.
 
2012-11-12 05:19:15 PM

Wolf892: I don't want to be "that guy" but damn...celebrity worship is getting way out of hand. The fact that an average looking girl who happens to be on an average tv show can take a photo of herself holding a kitten and get it in the news....that says something about our culture.
Good for her I suppose. I'd love to be famous and rich too...but shame on us for being celb consuming zombies mindlessly shuffeling from one celeb tweet to the next, frothing at the mouth.


THIS.

I propose banning the term "celebrity" altogether because so few (if any) of these people have done anything worth celebrating. Let's call them what they are..."the current disney product" or "the current internet sensation" or simply "YouTube Boob".

P.S. I did read TFA because I had no idea who this person was...I'm still not quite sure who this person is.

P.P.A. Attractive? OK. Hot? Not even close. And if indeed she is a "celebrity" then the kitten has more personality.
 
2012-11-12 05:43:19 PM

Yanks_RSJ: I love Alison Brie, but it's a little sad that a gorgeous woman holding a cat can make the nerds at Warming Glow paint the ceiling with their own jizz.

And it's not even that great of a picture.


No sh*t...and not pointing at you, good sir, but sometimes I wonder whether I am - on Fark - the sole person who is NOT a 13-year-old, 250 lb "gamer" literally oozing outside the boundaries of their computer chair, with their pizza faces and their little eyes wide open at....*gasp*...a girl in a bra!!! It's like your average FARKer still gets excited when he learns that women have breasts.

I can picture all of these people...my picture is of Goofy stomping one foot up and down while steam goes out both ears and the eyes extend about 2 feet from the face.

Someday you kids will want to graduate from jacking off to Cosmopolitan.

Oh...and all these "pussy" jokes with the cat? HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL! Hahahah! You are TRULY masters of comedy, people! I would have NEVER thought to equate a woman's vagina with a term for kittens! Masterful, truly masterful.

Again, what...12? Thereabouts?


/again, not you, dude.
 
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