huh, mine is "farked webserver" that doesn't sound hot at all

pet/street formula wuld be Dino YellowHouse...which sucks

and the porn genarator is Rudy Diamond

Dog's name and Street?

Um.. that would make me Pip Brigadoon.

i guess im not cut out for porn... i get King LeBlanc with my name and the pet/street would end up Augie Buechner... unless thats something in german...?

My wifes pet/streetname porn name is Brandy Bigbeaver

By application, Brett Throb.
By pet/street, I'm Sandy Juniper. You can pick me up at your local garden supply store.

Meh, I'd rather go by Oliver Clothesoff.

pet/streetname

Sparky Longbow
Sparky Towerwood

Wes Gunn or Lex Steele. I like the second one better.

my name- Brett Longhorn
my cousin's-Dolph Pounder

Zane Surewood. Thats right, I can hear the music.

Hey baby, call me Clay Shaft...

FArked

I'm now Zane Fury

I like the pet/street version better:

Tiger Ellsworth
(although that sounds more like a PGA identity...)

When I tried for the "totally random identity",
I got Rod Pounder. Yeah- totally random...

Rex Reeves

Rex Reeves?!? Sounds like a farkin' TV cowboy singer

Christian Vellhung

Buck Naked

Count Monster Rod von Hugenstein.

No, just kidding. That's what I would go by if given the choice.

This thing gave me KC LeBlanc.

Cort Playah

Blake Steele.
Yup.

Corey Moneyshot

Oh yeah!

I am satisfied with Wilhelm Lofton.
It's the least porny I see posted here.

Lord Diamond, or Sean Longfella. I think I like the last better.

Anal Terror


heheeheh im just kiddin

Brick Longfellow

or

Baron Rod Von Hugenstein

Salvadore Moneyshot

Real name: Joshua Wayne
Porn name: Wex Surewood

Unfortunately the site seems to be semi farked right now, or maybe its my connection, not sure; but one of the methods I learned, which is slightly more reliable then the pet method is to use your middle name and the street you grew up on, in which case I'm Daniel Fountain

My first pet was female anyway, so that method wouldn't work for me.

Tanner Shaft. sweet

I am Rocco Cummings. How do I get out of this now?

The porn name generator gave me Gunther Wild which seems preferable to the dog/street name Princess Plum.
Either way I'm amazed I didn't end up gay.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that)

Tannen Pounder (for mah real name)

Harry Shaft (for teh fuzzy logic, I prefer this one.)

Chaz Shaft

or the pet/street name style:

Sandy Riverside

Got two different ones depending on whether or not I capitalized my name - Arion Carrington (wtF??) and Brad Diamond. Neither of which is anywhere near as good as the pet/street formula: Buster Riviera

Does anyone know of one of those other name generator type sites? My friend had one that would insert your name into a product catch phrase. "Choosy moms choose Bill." and "There's first love, and then there's Bill love."

Using the pet+street name... I'm LADDY LANO.

Hah.

Porn name: Ron Longfella

No pets here, but where I come from, your porn name was always your middle name + street you live on, which would make me, wait for it...

Allen Kingswood

A-thankyou, a-thankyou.

Real name gave me: Rex Surewood

Goblin King: Brick Diamond

Pet/street algorithm is the best though: Fuzzy Baltimore

:/

Aria Silk if ya go by the website...
Loki Garfield if ya go by the pet/street one...

I'm Eden Blue. Better then my pets name and the street I live on (achilles marshall) or my middle name and the street I live on (Rose Marshall).

Aria Silk if ya go by the website...
Loki Garfield if ya go by the pet/street one...

If you go by pet/street: Meow Monk. (We were not creative children with pet naming.)

Middle name/street: Alexander Monk. Much better, still not too porny.

Site: Arion Storm, with my real name (Matt Lawless.) Bleh.
Using "GobyWan": Brett Rock. Bah.

My name gives me nothing good, except when I type in "Matt" it gives me "Wex Reems." That sounds like a Spoonerism or something.

I don't think the pet/street name works. That would make my porn name Snowball Saybrook, which isn't exactly a great name.

This generator gave me the name Derrick Montana. But you can call me Buck Naked.

/Seinfeld

Daisy Silk

Kid Colby (Real name)
Ralph Ballantrae (pet/street)

Wes Savage with my real name.
Brick Diamond without caps.

Jazz Rage


/shoots self in face.

Lance Diamond. Funny thing is there is a musician who has been performing in this area for decades and that's his name.