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jalora
2003-12-03 05:07:18 PM
I'm Max Ray. How 'bout you?
 
Jeebus_Frist
2003-12-03 05:10:52 PM
Brandy Kleevage.
Lovely.
 
Bambi
2003-12-03 05:20:19 PM
Blake Pounder (Bambi)
Buck Vincent (Real name)
 
cola
2003-12-03 05:20:46 PM
Angel Alps.

That sounds like a very busty porn star though. I'd rather be Angel Hill or something else that's less misleading.
 
Subadupa
2003-12-03 05:20:56 PM
Ron Burns
 
The_Vagrant
2003-12-03 05:21:16 PM
Johnny Hardcore. I think I can live with that.
 
Son of That Guy
2003-12-03 05:23:48 PM
Hi. I'm King Longhorn, but you can call me Rex Throb for short.
 
DownSouth
2003-12-03 05:24:22 PM
Kid Storm. Mine sucks.
 
cola
2003-12-03 05:24:31 PM
Johnny Hardcore is awesome! I almost wish that was my name now..
 
DerekSD
2003-12-03 05:25:13 PM
brett stroker.

post forgot to mention it's a gay porn name generator.
 
Jeebus_Frist
2003-12-03 05:26:21 PM
I think that Spank Dangler would be the perfect porn name for a guy.
 
Thales
2003-12-03 05:27:10 PM
Brad Hammer.

Please Hammer don't hurt them!
 
Zabbadizzat
2003-12-03 05:28:16 PM
Harry Remmington.

I liked the other one where you take your childhood dog's name and combine it with the street name that you grew up on. When using that method I am King Main. Much better, I think.
 
The_Vagrant
2003-12-03 05:28:17 PM
I always thought one's porn name was supposed to be your first pets name of the same gender as you(first name), and the first street you lived on (last name- providing it isn't a number).
 
The_Vagrant
2003-12-03 05:29:25 PM
Damn you Zabbadizzat
 
Ditto
2003-12-03 05:29:57 PM
Christian Jammer
 
Son of That Guy
2003-12-03 05:35:04 PM
If we're using the first pet/childhood street name formula, I guess I answer to Frisky Sunnyside.
 
jalora
2003-12-03 05:35:08 PM
Sounds Satanic, Ditto.
 
jalora
2003-12-03 05:35:42 PM
Sounds Satanic, Ditto.
 
jalora
2003-12-03 05:36:18 PM
Sounds Satanic, Ditto.
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2003-12-03 05:37:18 PM
Wes Storm. I want my money back.
 
The NaSkAr [TotalFark]
2003-12-03 05:37:27 PM
Kid Poker, nice
 
Son of That Guy
2003-12-03 05:37:35 PM
HAH! Ditto! I get it!
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2003-12-03 05:38:33 PM
According to the pet/street formula, I am Death 129. Yes, I named my dog Death as a kid.
 
DownSouth
2003-12-03 05:41:56 PM
My pet/street name is Shaggy Lancer. I like that much better.
 
Mandrax
2003-12-03 05:43:18 PM
Morgan Amore with this site, Mitzi LaMora with the pet/street thing.
 
Ditto
2003-12-03 05:46:40 PM
Pet/Street thing gives me Red Cado. I think I'll stick with Jammer.
 
rrtt22
2003-12-03 05:57:13 PM
I question the scientific validity of this.

I shall be now known as "Wilhelm Jammer"
 
Zabbadizzat
2003-12-03 06:12:00 PM
Death 129 has got to be the most unporn porn name I've ever heard.
 
ElCorridor
2003-12-03 06:16:00 PM
I always heard it was the street/dog order. Using that, I'm Glenwood Bomber. I'm lovin' it.
 
cheshirecatsmileyface
2003-12-03 06:21:10 PM
Hi, I'm Ashlynn Juggs, I like to eat hotdogs and popsicles while leaning over a principal's desk wearing a catholic school girls' uniform. oh, and i'm a sagittarius, too. teehee.
 
Kelbel [TotalFark]
2003-12-03 06:23:17 PM
Had to try it.

Devin Day. Can we all here something really gay here. LOL
 
wreglDAN
2003-12-03 06:27:03 PM
Max LeBlanc

bah thats not very interesting... although using the street pet formula

I am Lucky Canadian
 
wreglDAN
2003-12-03 06:29:03 PM
I guess for the order to be correct that should have been pet/street formula
 
reedster
2003-12-03 06:43:38 PM
I am Salvadore Hardcore. I would prefer that you pronounce the "ore"s as "oh-rays," please.
 
Ninja_Pancakes [TotalFark]
2003-12-03 06:46:39 PM
Max Diamond
and
Lex Winters

Nice site... :)
 
cheshirecatsmileyface
2003-12-03 06:54:27 PM
who wants to make home video and "accidentally" air it on the net??? huh?! huh?! c'mon now, don't let paris have all the fun...
 
UberPimp
2003-12-03 06:57:03 PM
Vic Longhorn. Heh... awesome...
 
BlueMustangGrrrl
2003-12-03 07:08:56 PM
I'm Devon Amore with this website but my pet/streetname one is way better. Call me Friskie Eveningstar.
 
cheshirecatsmileyface
2003-12-03 07:10:41 PM
Oooh what's better: Ashlynn Juggs or Krysti Canyon ???
 
dolphinml
2003-12-03 07:16:14 PM
Brick Stallion
 
rawsta
2003-12-03 07:35:45 PM
I think I accidentally got Drew's sons porn name

Storm Shaft
 
StealthSwinger
2003-12-03 08:02:09 PM
Busty Rose.
Now there's a stroke of irony.
 
St_Ides
2003-12-03 08:02:26 PM
wreglDAN

I guess I must be your brother, I'm Johnny LeBlanc.
 
roguevirus04
2003-12-03 08:03:29 PM
And Drew shall be known as:
Damien Jammer
 
duncanIdaho
2003-12-03 08:03:57 PM
King Reeves

My name sounds off topic :(
 
therealblankman
2003-12-03 08:04:08 PM
Brock Jammer
 
Thegreaser
2003-12-03 08:04:44 PM
johnny cummings
 
Patchoolie
2003-12-03 08:05:34 PM
Heaven Jiggles or with the pet/street name Kiki Riordon.
 
hamas_and_peta
2003-12-03 08:05:58 PM
Call me Johnnie Strong.
Or Sparky Cuernavaca going by the old book.
 
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