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(YouTube)   After winning re-election, President Obama talked to his campaign staff. Come for the laughs, stay for the tears. Literally. Obama cries during his talk. A lot   (youtube.com) divider line 34
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2012-11-08 11:06:44 PM
10 votes:
Had Mitt been forced to give the same speech, about 75.3 seconds into it, his main circuitry would have had a catastrophic compassion and empathy emulation subroutine overload, and he would have screamed and torn off the outer membrane covering his chassis, and exploded.
2012-11-09 07:42:42 AM
7 votes:

Free_Chilly_Willy: And luckily, a campaign staffer was there to record it and upload it to the Internet so everyone would marvel and gaze at dear leader crying.

What a lucky coincidence....


Yeah, I could see if we were living in some weird future world where everyone has recording devices in their pockets at all times this getting captured, but this isn't "The Jetsons", people. We live in the real world and this is an obvious scripted set up.
2012-11-09 07:50:26 AM
4 votes:
Obama wiped away his tears ..... What is he trying to hide?

/Fox&Friends Segment
2012-11-09 07:47:24 AM
4 votes:

Free_Chilly_Willy: And luckily, a campaign staffer was there to record it and upload it to the Internet so everyone would marvel and gaze at dear leader crying.

What a lucky coincidence....


Translation: "modern technology confuses and infuriates me".
2012-11-09 08:02:57 AM
3 votes:

LlamaGirl: I really like Obama. I think he seems like a genuinely good guy. I want to have beers with him and shoot the shiat.

I also want into his pants, but that's not for this thread....


It's not like they're special pants. He puts his pants on like everyone else: one leg at a time, except once they're on, he kills Bin Laden.
2012-11-09 11:46:27 AM
2 votes:

udhq: YouAreItNoTagBacks: Summoner101: LlamaGirl: I really like Obama. I think he seems like a genuinely good guy. I want to have beers with him and shoot the shiat.

I also want into his pants, but that's not for this thread....

It's not like they're special pants. He puts his pants on like everyone else: one leg at a time, except once they're on, he kills Bin Laden.

and makes gold records

/insert Obama releasing records joke here

Well, he did win a grammy for spoken word recording for the audiobook of "Dreams for My Father." No, really. Between that and his Nobel, he must have the most interesting mantel in the world.


He'd have the GOP's ass on that mantel if he hadn't handed it back to them.
2012-11-09 09:28:45 AM
2 votes:
I'd cry too if I knew I just won the POTUS election while at the same time I knew I just won the POTUS election.

As Brian Williams pointed out, the security measures taken to protect the POTUS these days are beyond belief. If I were a father of two and a husband (not to mention the race, religion, political questions), I would be terrified of going out to meet the public knowing crazy guys and hirelings were among the crowd.

Look how much older he looks after 4 years. Obama walks around with the football 24 hours a day. I'd howl like a maniacally sad baby with a full diaper and a rash that needs a quart of Butt Paste.
2012-11-09 09:05:40 AM
2 votes:
2012-11-09 08:17:45 AM
2 votes:

TIKIMAN87: LlamaGirl: I really like Obama. I think he seems like a genuinely good guy. I want to have beers with him and shoot the shiat.

I also want into his pants, but that's not for this thread....

Taking from those who have and giving to those who want it is evil.


It's true, the bible says we should take from those who want and give to those that have. I forget where, maybe Leviticus? Leviticus says a lot.
2012-11-09 08:08:43 AM
2 votes:

WaitWhatWhy: I take it you haven't heard that he sent drones to Yemen yesterday.


And what was he supposed to send in? Cake?
2012-11-09 07:59:46 AM
2 votes:
I really like Obama. I think he seems like a genuinely good guy. I want to have beers with him and shoot the shiat.

I also want into his pants, but that's not for this thread....
2012-11-09 07:54:57 AM
2 votes:

TIKIMAN87: This country will reap what it has sewn.


It's doilies, isn't it? Damn, I hate doilies...
2012-11-09 07:50:40 AM
2 votes:
He's not crying; he's laughing tears of joy, knowing that he can finally enact his radical Islamo-Marxist America-destroying Crypto-Kenyan policies of devastation on an unsuspecting populace.
2012-11-09 07:39:22 AM
2 votes:
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2012-11-09 07:25:48 AM
2 votes:
With Romney, it would have been exactly like the end of the Futurama episode. Romeny battering the faced of the White House with his robotic fists and shouting, "KNOCK KNOCK. MWAHAHAHA."

/true story
2012-11-09 07:24:49 AM
2 votes:
Obama personally thanks his campaign staff (without a teleprompter).
Romney cuts their credit cards before they leave.

Congrats America! We made the right choice.
2012-11-09 09:34:59 AM
1 votes:

grumpygrouper: Free_Chilly_Willy: And luckily, a campaign staffer was there to record it and upload it to the Internet so everyone would marvel and gaze at dear leader crying.

What a lucky coincidence....

Yeah, I could see if we were living in some weird future world where everyone has recording devices in their pockets at all times this getting captured, but this isn't "The Jetsons", people. We live in the real world and this is an obvious scripted set up.

Like....an iPhone? while the President of the United States is in the same room?


NO! The next thing you know, these insidious small recording devices will become a common part of our children's toys, like Leappads and such.
2012-11-09 09:26:01 AM
1 votes:

mainstreet62: jigger: HotWingConspiracy: jigger: [markets.money.cnn.com image 616x236]
[markets.money.cnn.com image 616x236] 
[markets.money.cnn.com image 616x236]

Yeah, run with that.

Obama's re-election seems to have made the stock market shiat itself.

Yes, moron. Let's see what happened the first time Obama got elected, shall we?

[i291.photobucket.com image 693x346]

It appears that the DJIA is approximately 50-60% higher than when Obama took office, even after the nasty dip below 7,000 in March 2009. And you're worried about an insignificant drop of 1-2%?

Please keep pulling charts out of your ass, though.  I like pointing out stupidity.


Long term gains don't matter! Your chart is upside down! Bootstraps! Bootstraps!
2012-11-09 09:17:43 AM
1 votes:

jigger: HotWingConspiracy: jigger: [markets.money.cnn.com image 616x236]
[markets.money.cnn.com image 616x236] 
[markets.money.cnn.com image 616x236]

Yeah, run with that.

Obama's re-election seems to have made the stock market shiat itself.


Yes, moron. Let's see what happened the first time Obama got elected, shall we?

i291.photobucket.com

It appears that the DJIA is approximately 50-60% higher than when Obama took office, even after the nasty dip below 7,000 in March 2009. And you're worried about an insignificant drop of 1-2%?

Please keep pulling charts out of your ass, though.  I like pointing out stupidity.
2012-11-09 09:07:48 AM
1 votes:

Free_Chilly_Willy: dear leader


*chug*
2012-11-09 08:44:55 AM
1 votes:

I'm over it now: What, no dramatic lip biting a la Bill Clinton?

Somebody must have missed a card for the teleprompter.


Looks like you're not quite over it yet.
2012-11-09 08:44:53 AM
1 votes:

Kibbler: I'm sure we'll hear soon that this proves that Obama has never been fit for office.


No, we need a man with real backbone, like John Boehner.
2012-11-09 08:40:50 AM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: deeyablo: You mean corporations?

No, he means black people


Can't be. Every good conservative knows they can't run corporations.
2012-11-09 08:37:06 AM
1 votes:

deeyablo: You mean corporations?


No, he means black people
2012-11-09 07:58:37 AM
1 votes:

TIKIMAN87: This country will reap what it has sewn.


Corn? We sew a lot of corn.

ALso around these parts a lot of people sew POTATO
2012-11-09 07:54:37 AM
1 votes:
Oh no, the right been crying so hard after getting their asses kicked on election day that some of those tears splashed on Obama's face.
2012-11-09 07:52:57 AM
1 votes:
This country will reap what it has sewn.
2012-11-09 07:51:51 AM
1 votes:
Also he probably had been awake for 4 months straight
2012-11-09 07:51:36 AM
1 votes:
Free_Chilly_Willy: And luckily, a campaign staffer was there to record it and upload it to the Internet so everyone would marvel and gaze at dear leader crying.

What a lucky coincidence....

Yeah, I could see if we were living in some weird future world where everyone has recording devices in their pockets at all times this getting captured, but this isn't "The Jetsons", people. We live in the real world and this is an obvious scripted set up.


Like....an iPhone? while the President of the United States is in the same room?
2012-11-09 07:44:05 AM
1 votes:

markie_farkie: Had Mitt been forced to give the same speech, about 75.3 seconds into it, his main circuitry would have had a catastrophic compassion and empathy emulation subroutine overload, and he would have screamed and torn off the outer membrane covering his chassis, and exploded.


No explosions, but this is what I immediately thought of


keylock71: Certainly not the crocodile tears we see from Boehner, at any rate...


You ever get that spray-on tan stuff in your eye? Sh*t burns, man.
=Smidge=
2012-11-09 07:40:12 AM
1 votes:
Meanwhile, at Chez Romney

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2012-11-09 07:33:55 AM
1 votes:

Father_Jack: meanwhile, Romney's staff got the company cards cancelled as they were leaving the building.


And NO parking validation.
2012-11-09 07:33:13 AM
1 votes:
meanwhile, Romney's staff got the company cards cancelled as they were leaving the building.
2012-11-08 11:18:47 PM
1 votes:
During parts of it I swear to god he'd just come from Colorado.

Or...Washington??
 
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