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(TMZ)   Dunphygate continues as Ariel Winter's mother insists she wasn't abusing her daughter, rather she was keeping her daughter's 18 year-old boyfriend from committing statutory rape   (tmz.com) divider line 64
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2012-11-09 07:39:12 AM
Go Mom.

/this is what parenting looks like
 
2012-11-09 07:40:08 AM
At least it wasn't potential rape rape..
 
2012-11-09 07:41:51 AM
Where's dad? Obviously wasn't there because there is nothing about him being arrested like I would have been.
/ This family sounds trashy. I expect to hear more from in the future!
 
2012-11-09 07:44:47 AM
Lovely. Another stage mom farking up her daughter.

Anybody want to do a Lohan pool for the poor girl's first arrest?
 
2012-11-09 07:47:59 AM
Who lets their 14 year old daughter have an 18.5 year old boyfriend in the first place? Other than maybe a Cyrus or Spears.
 
2012-11-09 07:54:17 AM
farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.
 
2012-11-09 07:54:18 AM

BizarreMan: Who lets their 14 year old daughter have an 18.5 year old boyfriend in the first place? Other than maybe a Cyrus or Spears.


Didn't the Kardashian's mom hook them each up w/ guys in their 20s... for the kid's 13 birthday?
 
2012-11-09 08:01:57 AM

MurphyMurphy: Go Mom.

/this is what parenting looks like


Getting 2 kids removed by CPS, 2 decades apart?
 
182
2012-11-09 08:04:06 AM

un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.


what about the poor guy who will go to jail for a few years and wear a scarlet letter for the rest of his life?
 
2012-11-09 08:14:10 AM

The Muthaship: MurphyMurphy: Go Mom.

/this is what parenting looks like

Getting 2 kids removed by CPS, 2 decades apart?


Well you know, every broke clock twice a day type of thing. Maybe this is one of her two minutes.

/I opened the article, looked at it, but not sure I'd call what I did reading
 
2012-11-09 08:14:36 AM
Okay, I'll bite.

States where age of consent to marry is 14?
 
2012-11-09 08:18:44 AM
ll-media.tmz.com

This is like a before and after marriage comparison...

/Hmm. cake.
 
2012-11-09 08:20:07 AM

MurphyMurphy: I opened the article, looked at it, but not sure I'd call what I did reading


Fair enough. I don't think this article mentioned her other kid being taken away, too. But, she's the one that now has custody of this chick....and that's more than I ever should have thought about this crap...
 
2012-11-09 08:30:44 AM
I don't think people who have healthy relationships with their children have to refer to contact with them as "coming out of the woodwork".
 
2012-11-09 08:33:58 AM

BizarreMan: Who lets their 14 year old daughter have an 18.5 year old boyfriend in the first place? Other than maybe a Cyrus or Spears.


When I was 16, I briefly dated a 21 year old college student. My mom had no issue with it because she thought it'd never be a physical relationship. She was almost wrong.
 
2012-11-09 08:39:59 AM
If you're a parent and you release a statement essentially saying my young teenage daughter was about to be used as a punch board, that's about all I need to know about what kind of person you are. I'll side with the little girl with big hooters on this one.

/ Can't imagine anyone that age wanting stuff like this even mentioned as gossip around the schoolyard ... let alone running on headlines on TMZ. Feel bad for the poor chick.
 
2012-11-09 08:47:23 AM
has been dating an eighteen-and-a-half-year-old man

*Snicker* *chuckle* heh... hehe... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH!!!

And don't forget that "half"... that "half" is really important to a 'man' HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
2012-11-09 08:49:28 AM
He seemed like such a nice boy!
 
2012-11-09 09:06:56 AM
Half your age plus seven.
 
2012-11-09 09:07:37 AM

GavinTheAlmighty: Half your age plus seven.


But, but...they're all damaged by then!
 
2012-11-09 09:09:15 AM

Badgers: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x413]

This is like a before and after marriage comparison...

/Hmm. cake.


Clearer. Starker. More frightening.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 09:12:52 AM

Okoboji: has been dating an eighteen-and-a-half-year-old man

*Snicker* *chuckle* heh... hehe... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH!!!

And don't forget that "half"... that "half" is really important to a 'man' HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Remember when you would give your age in half years? And when you would round your age up?

Yeah, she's a cutie, but if I were 18, I'd be trying to find some legal.
 
2012-11-09 09:25:25 AM
(age / 2) + 7

It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
 
2012-11-09 09:28:15 AM
cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com
 
2012-11-09 09:28:34 AM
don't statutory me bro!
 
2012-11-09 09:32:40 AM

GavinTheAlmighty: Half your age plus seven.


That's just for actual dating, right? Can I still use my not-more-than-half-my-age rule for fapping?
 
2012-11-09 09:34:22 AM

Broktun: [cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 815x1222]


It's amazing how the angle of the shot can completely change everything. She actually looks like a kid in that picture.

/ in b4 fat cow fb angle photo
 
2012-11-09 09:37:31 AM
This part gives me a sad:

Kretzmer also contended in the court document that guardianship was necessary because Chris Workman receives checks for Winter's work on "Modern Family" and has control of a related financial account.

You just know that Ariel is not going to see a penny from all the great work she's doing on Modern Family.
 
2012-11-09 09:49:35 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Broktun: [cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 815x1222]

It's amazing how the angle of the shot can completely change everything. She actually looks like a kid in that picture.

/ in b4 fat cow fb angle photo


agreed and not as cute, hot body for 14 but is there a chance she is one of those women who best years are there teenage years. a buddy of mine's stepdaughter had a smoking body between 12-15 and now at 24 she weighs 200lbs and has been at/near that weight for close to 7 years
 
2012-11-09 09:56:52 AM
I've always heard that young women will eventually look like their mothers. So...when I got the first look at my ex-wife's mom I had one thought:

"Wow....if that's what you're gonna look like at 50yrs old, bring on the freakin' preacher..."
 
2012-11-09 10:01:49 AM
Time to call in her co-star from The Chaperone:
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-09 10:02:46 AM
Mom's probably lying - but there's no farkin' way my daughters would be dating an 18 year old at 14.

I'm not sure my wife intends to let them date at all before senior prom.
 
2012-11-09 10:06:40 AM

SavageWombat: Mom's probably lying - but there's no farkin' way my daughters would be dating an 18 year old at 14.


Word.
 
2012-11-09 10:09:40 AM

bluorangefyre: Time to call in her co-star from The Chaperone:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 456x352]


*CLENIS FLASHBACK*
 
2012-11-09 10:16:27 AM
The mom is a fat fatty. You heard it hear first, folks.
 
2012-11-09 10:24:11 AM
At least she won't have to change her name when she eventually does porn.
 
2012-11-09 10:32:42 AM

un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.


Know how I know you don't have a 14 year old daughter and not know what the fark you're talking about?
Unless you do, then say Hi to the manager of your trailer park.
 
2012-11-09 10:37:00 AM

un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.


I was in the room once at the exact moment a 14-year-old girl/woman hit puberty. It was glorious.
 
2012-11-09 10:39:44 AM
thebertshow.com
 
2012-11-09 10:44:25 AM

un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.


Accept when it's your daughter.
 
2012-11-09 10:47:04 AM

indarwinsshadow: un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.

Accept when it's your daughter.


Uh.... huh.
 
2012-11-09 11:04:31 AM

indarwinsshadow: un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.

Accept when it's your daughter.



LOL
 
2012-11-09 11:12:37 AM

SavageWombat: Mom's probably lying - but there's no farkin' way my daughters would be dating an 18 year old at 14.

I'm not sure my wife intends to let them date at all before senior prom.


If she doesn't, I'd expect them to be pregnant in their senior prom pictures.
 
2012-11-09 11:16:53 AM
Looking at her makes me feel (self) abusive.
 
2012-11-09 11:57:34 AM
I was 16 and she was 19 for my first time. I should have had her arrested for giving me such a good time. This was 28 years ago. I just found her in facebook. Boy did I ever dodge a bullet.
 
2012-11-09 11:57:56 AM
Was she taking lessons from this guy?

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-11-09 12:01:37 PM

182: un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.

what about the poor guy who will go to jail for a few years and wear a scarlet letter for the rest of his life?


Maybe he should stay away from the 14 year olds in the first place.
 
2012-11-09 12:12:06 PM

Broktun: [thebertshow.com image 261x254]

 
2012-11-09 12:13:46 PM
Ugh, fail. Let's try this again.

dc193.4shared.com
 
2012-11-09 12:29:31 PM

Wellon Dowd: un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.

I was in the room once at the exact moment a 14-year-old girl/woman hit puberty. It was glorious.


I imagined it with cartoon sound effects and it was hilarious.
 
2012-11-09 12:30:18 PM
Chrystal claims Shanelle only came "out of the woodwork once it was announced that the kids on the show got a big raise recently."

I guess we can assume from this statement that not only was the older daughter removed from her mother, they've never really made up. And what kind of mother trashes her family to TMZ, even if the story happened to be true? That comment had nothing to do with anything, and it sure doesn't make Mom look any better.

I also have to assume that Ariel herself has had plenty to say about the situation, and that's what prompted the judge to remove her from Mom, and put her with her sister.

You lose, Mom. Survey says that you probably suck.
 
2012-11-09 12:31:14 PM

flaminio: This part gives me a sad:

Kretzmer also contended in the court document that guardianship was necessary because Chris Workman receives checks for Winter's work on "Modern Family" and has control of a related financial account.

You just know that Ariel is not going to see a penny from all the great work she's doing on Modern Family.


Someone's been able to bypass money to child actors going into a trust?
 
2012-11-09 12:44:18 PM
Whenever a family member has to "release a statement" you know your family is pretty farked up.
Totally don't care what goes on in her family as long as it doesn't affect the only sitcom type show I can stand watching.
 
2012-11-09 01:00:16 PM
He seemed like such a nice boy!

He used to cut the grass.
 
2012-11-09 01:10:39 PM

zinny: He seemed like such a nice boy!

He used to cut the grass.


Well played.

+1
 
2012-11-09 02:40:03 PM

cryinoutloud: Chrystal claims Shanelle only came "out of the woodwork once it was announced that the kids on the show got a big raise recently."

I guess we can assume from this statement that not only was the older daughter removed from her mother, they've never really made up. And what kind of mother trashes her family to TMZ, even if the story happened to be true? That comment had nothing to do with anything, and it sure doesn't make Mom look any better.

I also have to assume that Ariel herself has had plenty to say about the situation, and that's what prompted the judge to remove her from Mom, and put her with her sister.

You lose, Mom. Survey says that you probably suck.


an actress in court giving her side of the story, not sure the truth is being told. seems to me that the maybe the mom is trying to keep her daughters under control and they don't want to live by the rules of the house.

but really who cares as long as she keeps showing those legs and wearing bikinis I don't care....where's my seat
 
2012-11-09 03:51:11 PM
If you are willing to let your minor daughter be on a tv show at 13/14, yer probably not in the running for parent of the year anyway and shouldn't complain when she follows the typical child star path.
 
2012-11-09 04:42:36 PM

flaminio: This part gives me a sad:

Kretzmer also contended in the court document that guardianship was necessary because Chris Workman receives checks for Winter's work on "Modern Family" and has control of a related financial account.

You just know that Ariel is not going to see a penny from all the great work she's doing on Modern Family.


Jackie Coogan Law requires 15% go into a trust for the kid.
 
2012-11-09 05:22:13 PM

BizarreMan: Who lets their 14 year old daughter have an 18.5 year old boyfriend in the first place? Other than maybe a Cyrus or Spears.


Happens far more than you think, it think each generation it gets less and less common but still. My Dad semi-encouraged me to date seniors when I was a freshman, despite being 14. (Depended on his mood)

My High School Spanish teacher's sister (who was our age) lied about dating a 23 year old, her parent's weren't happy but they tolerated for a while it after uncovering it.

Some of my Mom's cousins were 15/16 dating guys close to 30 back in the mid-eighties.
 
2012-11-09 05:29:36 PM
There's all kinds of crazy/fail going on all over that family.

Most of the blame is on the kid though. 14 years old is too young to be banging 18's but it ain't too young not to be held accountable for trying. Stupid is stupid. Irresponsible is irresponsible.
 
2012-11-09 06:46:32 PM

SavageWombat: there's no farkin' way my daughters would be dating an 18 year old at 14.


Don't worry, I'm sure they'll have no problem hiding it from you at all. With such openness being fostered the first thing you'll know about it is when they can't hide the baby bump any more.

It's adorable you think you'll actually be able to control them. That's a sure way to encourage your daughter to fark every objectionable penis she comes across just to get at you and their overbearing mother.

/You're not one of those creepy purity ball guys, are you?
//It's like people don't remember what teenage girls were like when they were young
 
2012-11-09 09:58:59 PM
as big sister lets here wear a tight tee shirt to show off her big boobies.

seems like a bit of a pr stunt to me.

Link
 
2012-11-09 10:34:18 PM
Someone I was talking about this with said "how can you not care if shes getting molested? What if she was your daughter, how would you feel then?"
I replied, "Pretty good, shes 14 so her being my daughter would mean I was having pretty regular sex at sixteen instead of just masturbating to poorly annimated gifs."
Stunned silence is an interesting sound.
 
2012-11-11 04:46:14 AM
So she's a cock blocker too? She's making it worse!
 
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