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(TMZ)   Dunphygate continues as Ariel Winter's mother insists she wasn't abusing her daughter, rather she was keeping her daughter's 18 year-old boyfriend from committing statutory rape   (tmz.com) divider line 64
    More: Followup, Ariel, Modern Family, emotional abuse  
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2012-11-09 07:39:12 AM
Go Mom.

/this is what parenting looks like
 
2012-11-09 07:40:08 AM
At least it wasn't potential rape rape..
 
2012-11-09 07:41:51 AM
Where's dad? Obviously wasn't there because there is nothing about him being arrested like I would have been.
/ This family sounds trashy. I expect to hear more from in the future!
 
2012-11-09 07:44:47 AM
Lovely. Another stage mom farking up her daughter.

Anybody want to do a Lohan pool for the poor girl's first arrest?
 
2012-11-09 07:47:59 AM
Who lets their 14 year old daughter have an 18.5 year old boyfriend in the first place? Other than maybe a Cyrus or Spears.
 
2012-11-09 07:54:17 AM
farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.
 
2012-11-09 07:54:18 AM

BizarreMan: Who lets their 14 year old daughter have an 18.5 year old boyfriend in the first place? Other than maybe a Cyrus or Spears.


Didn't the Kardashian's mom hook them each up w/ guys in their 20s... for the kid's 13 birthday?
 
2012-11-09 08:01:57 AM

MurphyMurphy: Go Mom.

/this is what parenting looks like


Getting 2 kids removed by CPS, 2 decades apart?
 
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2012-11-09 08:04:06 AM

un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.


what about the poor guy who will go to jail for a few years and wear a scarlet letter for the rest of his life?
 
2012-11-09 08:14:10 AM

The Muthaship: MurphyMurphy: Go Mom.

/this is what parenting looks like

Getting 2 kids removed by CPS, 2 decades apart?


Well you know, every broke clock twice a day type of thing. Maybe this is one of her two minutes.

/I opened the article, looked at it, but not sure I'd call what I did reading
 
2012-11-09 08:14:36 AM
Okay, I'll bite.

States where age of consent to marry is 14?
 
2012-11-09 08:18:44 AM
ll-media.tmz.com

This is like a before and after marriage comparison...

/Hmm. cake.
 
2012-11-09 08:20:07 AM

MurphyMurphy: I opened the article, looked at it, but not sure I'd call what I did reading


Fair enough. I don't think this article mentioned her other kid being taken away, too. But, she's the one that now has custody of this chick....and that's more than I ever should have thought about this crap...
 
2012-11-09 08:30:44 AM
I don't think people who have healthy relationships with their children have to refer to contact with them as "coming out of the woodwork".
 
2012-11-09 08:33:58 AM

BizarreMan: Who lets their 14 year old daughter have an 18.5 year old boyfriend in the first place? Other than maybe a Cyrus or Spears.


When I was 16, I briefly dated a 21 year old college student. My mom had no issue with it because she thought it'd never be a physical relationship. She was almost wrong.
 
2012-11-09 08:39:59 AM
If you're a parent and you release a statement essentially saying my young teenage daughter was about to be used as a punch board, that's about all I need to know about what kind of person you are. I'll side with the little girl with big hooters on this one.

/ Can't imagine anyone that age wanting stuff like this even mentioned as gossip around the schoolyard ... let alone running on headlines on TMZ. Feel bad for the poor chick.
 
2012-11-09 08:47:23 AM
has been dating an eighteen-and-a-half-year-old man

*Snicker* *chuckle* heh... hehe... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH!!!

And don't forget that "half"... that "half" is really important to a 'man' HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
 
2012-11-09 08:49:28 AM
He seemed like such a nice boy!
 
2012-11-09 09:06:56 AM
Half your age plus seven.
 
2012-11-09 09:07:37 AM

GavinTheAlmighty: Half your age plus seven.


But, but...they're all damaged by then!
 
2012-11-09 09:09:15 AM

Badgers: [ll-media.tmz.com image 550x413]

This is like a before and after marriage comparison...

/Hmm. cake.


Clearer. Starker. More frightening.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 09:12:52 AM

Okoboji: has been dating an eighteen-and-a-half-year-old man

*Snicker* *chuckle* heh... hehe... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAH!!!

And don't forget that "half"... that "half" is really important to a 'man' HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Remember when you would give your age in half years? And when you would round your age up?

Yeah, she's a cutie, but if I were 18, I'd be trying to find some legal.
 
2012-11-09 09:25:25 AM
(age / 2) + 7

It's not just a good idea. It's the law.
 
2012-11-09 09:28:15 AM
cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com
 
2012-11-09 09:28:34 AM
don't statutory me bro!
 
2012-11-09 09:32:40 AM

GavinTheAlmighty: Half your age plus seven.


That's just for actual dating, right? Can I still use my not-more-than-half-my-age rule for fapping?
 
2012-11-09 09:34:22 AM

Broktun: [cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 815x1222]


It's amazing how the angle of the shot can completely change everything. She actually looks like a kid in that picture.

/ in b4 fat cow fb angle photo
 
2012-11-09 09:37:31 AM
This part gives me a sad:

Kretzmer also contended in the court document that guardianship was necessary because Chris Workman receives checks for Winter's work on "Modern Family" and has control of a related financial account.

You just know that Ariel is not going to see a penny from all the great work she's doing on Modern Family.
 
2012-11-09 09:49:35 AM

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Broktun: [cdn01.cdn.justjaredjr.com image 815x1222]

It's amazing how the angle of the shot can completely change everything. She actually looks like a kid in that picture.

/ in b4 fat cow fb angle photo


agreed and not as cute, hot body for 14 but is there a chance she is one of those women who best years are there teenage years. a buddy of mine's stepdaughter had a smoking body between 12-15 and now at 24 she weighs 200lbs and has been at/near that weight for close to 7 years
 
2012-11-09 09:56:52 AM
I've always heard that young women will eventually look like their mothers. So...when I got the first look at my ex-wife's mom I had one thought:

"Wow....if that's what you're gonna look like at 50yrs old, bring on the freakin' preacher..."
 
2012-11-09 10:01:49 AM
Time to call in her co-star from The Chaperone:
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-09 10:02:46 AM
Mom's probably lying - but there's no farkin' way my daughters would be dating an 18 year old at 14.

I'm not sure my wife intends to let them date at all before senior prom.
 
2012-11-09 10:06:40 AM

SavageWombat: Mom's probably lying - but there's no farkin' way my daughters would be dating an 18 year old at 14.


Word.
 
2012-11-09 10:09:40 AM

bluorangefyre: Time to call in her co-star from The Chaperone:
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 456x352]


*CLENIS FLASHBACK*
 
2012-11-09 10:16:27 AM
The mom is a fat fatty. You heard it hear first, folks.
 
2012-11-09 10:24:11 AM
At least she won't have to change her name when she eventually does porn.
 
2012-11-09 10:32:42 AM

un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.


Know how I know you don't have a 14 year old daughter and not know what the fark you're talking about?
Unless you do, then say Hi to the manager of your trailer park.
 
2012-11-09 10:37:00 AM

un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.


I was in the room once at the exact moment a 14-year-old girl/woman hit puberty. It was glorious.
 
2012-11-09 10:39:44 AM
thebertshow.com
 
2012-11-09 10:44:25 AM

un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.


Accept when it's your daughter.
 
2012-11-09 10:47:04 AM

indarwinsshadow: un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.

Accept when it's your daughter.


Uh.... huh.
 
2012-11-09 11:04:31 AM

indarwinsshadow: un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.

Accept when it's your daughter.



LOL
 
2012-11-09 11:12:37 AM

SavageWombat: Mom's probably lying - but there's no farkin' way my daughters would be dating an 18 year old at 14.

I'm not sure my wife intends to let them date at all before senior prom.


If she doesn't, I'd expect them to be pregnant in their senior prom pictures.
 
2012-11-09 11:16:53 AM
Looking at her makes me feel (self) abusive.
 
2012-11-09 11:57:34 AM
I was 16 and she was 19 for my first time. I should have had her arrested for giving me such a good time. This was 28 years ago. I just found her in facebook. Boy did I ever dodge a bullet.
 
2012-11-09 11:57:56 AM
Was she taking lessons from this guy?

cdn.ebaumsworld.com
 
2012-11-09 12:01:37 PM

182: un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.

what about the poor guy who will go to jail for a few years and wear a scarlet letter for the rest of his life?


Maybe he should stay away from the 14 year olds in the first place.
 
2012-11-09 12:12:06 PM

Broktun: [thebertshow.com image 261x254]

 
2012-11-09 12:13:46 PM
Ugh, fail. Let's try this again.

dc193.4shared.com
 
2012-11-09 12:29:31 PM

Wellon Dowd: un4gvn666: farking stupid excuse. If your kids wanna have sex, teach them to do it responsibly.

Grow up, America. 14 year olds go through puberty, too.

I was in the room once at the exact moment a 14-year-old girl/woman hit puberty. It was glorious.


I imagined it with cartoon sound effects and it was hilarious.
 
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