DubyaHater: In college, there was this crazy, fat chick who wanted to go out with me. She thought by putting out, I would date her. I posed the question to myself, "Do I want to get laid?" It was a quick decision.
Contents Under Pressure: Fast, cheap, good.... pick two.
LDM90: Green...no, blue!
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