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2012-11-08 07:41:43 PM
Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.
 
2012-11-08 08:03:02 PM
DNWTFV, but I assume it's a Ronnie James Dio-era Black Sabbath cover.
 
2012-11-08 08:05:20 PM
memecreator.net 

Who keeps paying for these threads? Her manager?
 
2012-11-08 08:10:03 PM
Trying to read that article gave me a headache. I feel much better now after listening to song and shooting myself in the head.
 
2012-11-08 08:14:24 PM

cman: Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.


well, buddies of mine, when i lived in alaska, proved that 'you can get laid any time, if you have the right standards.'

you sir, have those standards.
 
2012-11-08 08:14:56 PM
So. Much. Lens. Flare.

So. Many. Unmotivated. Zooms.
 
2012-11-08 08:17:48 PM
She's built like a thumb.
 
2012-11-08 08:18:44 PM
What's the over-under on all of those guys writing around with Kesha being homersexuals?
 
2012-11-08 08:19:02 PM
Okay, I listened to about 15 seconds of that. Sounds just like every other cookie-cutter autotuned pop princess out there.

I'm sure it will sell a billion copies.
 
2012-11-08 08:19:28 PM
i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.
 
2012-11-08 08:20:04 PM
DO NOT WANT
 
2012-11-08 08:22:16 PM
The Autotune-loving street urchin does, on occasion, clean up quite nicely. This is NOT one of those occasions.
 
2012-11-08 08:22:49 PM
 
2012-11-08 08:24:51 PM
 
2012-11-08 08:36:15 PM

cman: Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.


diannaeanderson.net

/not
 
2012-11-08 08:38:23 PM

ArkAngel: What's the over-under on all of those guys writing around with Kesha being homersexuals?


Before or after the "writhing"?
 
2012-11-08 08:39:16 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I, too, would like to assist with the ear-cleaning process.


Keep up the good work, TMLO
 
2012-11-08 08:41:24 PM
She seems nice
 
2012-11-08 08:42:41 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I, too, would like to assist with the ear-cleaning process.


We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I
 
2012-11-08 08:44:15 PM
I would love to hear that before it was autotuned.
 
COMEDY GOLD!
 
2012-11-08 08:47:31 PM

Mind of the North Star: Keep up the good work, TMLO


*salutes*

Will do, North Star!


Because People in power are Stupid: We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I


You make some very good points, but NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT
 
2012-11-08 08:50:55 PM

KrispyKritter: i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.


Please. Real music is tribal drumming, horse hooves and the sound of a stone axe smashing a hipster skull.
 
2012-11-08 08:51:25 PM

cman: Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.


www2.pictures.zimbio.com

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-08 08:51:28 PM
If I just heard the audio you could have convinced me it was Rebecca Black's new single.
 
kab
2012-11-08 08:52:06 PM
Made it to about the 3rd word, laughed at the autotune, closed browser.

next.
 
2012-11-08 08:52:33 PM
Some genune ear cleaner for ya..
Groovin High
 
2012-11-08 08:53:02 PM

styckx: www2.pictures.zimbio.com

s3.amazonaws.com



Cottage cheese! THAT'S what I forgot to put on my shopping list!


Carth: If I just heard the audio you could have convinced me it was Rebecca Black's new single.


At that point, I would just attempt to remove my eardrums with a ballpoint pen.
 
2012-11-08 08:57:33 PM

KrispyKritter: i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.


The dollar symbol is silent, and the emphasis is on the second syllable.

/Ke-HA
 
2012-11-08 08:57:51 PM
Well, thanks Kesha for letting me know which song will the next popular strip club song for the next two months.
 
2012-11-08 09:04:16 PM
Pro tip: Next time you see some douchebag wannabe occultist wearing a pentagram, ask him if that means he's into Ke$ha.
 
2012-11-08 09:08:43 PM
aragornblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-08 09:08:54 PM

Triumph: Pro tip: Next time you see some douchebag wannabe occultist wearing a pentagram, ask him if that means he's into Ke$ha.


I had a friend who went on about Madonna's Superbowl half-time performance being a Satanic ritual.
 
2012-11-08 09:09:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mind of the North Star: Keep up the good work, TMLO

*salutes*

Will do, North Star!


Because People in power are Stupid: We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I

You make some very good points, but NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT


Slap your troubles away with the slap chop
 
2012-11-08 09:27:36 PM

skinink: [aragornblog.files.wordpress.com image 600x518]


Was waiting for that pic.

/leaving satisfied (horrified).
 
2012-11-08 09:32:55 PM
www.smartfellowspress.com
 
2012-11-08 09:34:47 PM
 
2012-11-08 09:41:40 PM
Die young? I guess even sluts need goals.
 
2012-11-08 09:42:51 PM

fusillade762: Triumph: Pro tip: Next time you see some douchebag wannabe occultist wearing a pentagram, ask him if that means he's into Ke$ha.

I had a friend who went on about Madonna's Superbowl half-time performance being a Satanic ritual.


vigilantcitizen.com 

She was the priestess from hell alright.
 
2012-11-08 09:46:38 PM
DRTFA. Let me guess, did she tweet some nonsense that has somehow become 'news'?
 
2012-11-08 09:50:35 PM
What's the virgin Connie Swale up to?

Or maybe the chick pounding on the wall in the Wicker Man?
 
2012-11-08 09:50:52 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mind of the North Star: Keep up the good work, TMLO

*salutes*

Will do, North Star!


Because People in power are Stupid: We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I

You make some very good points, but NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT


I've bookmarked this hilarious ditty for future enjoyment. Thanks, amigo!
 
2012-11-08 09:52:45 PM

reverend maynard: skinink: [aragornblog.files.wordpress.com image 600x518]

Was waiting for that pic.

/leaving satisfied (horrified).


Was waiting for nuttierthanever's post
 
2012-11-08 10:07:13 PM
 
2012-11-08 10:10:37 PM
Still looks good enough to fark in the unflattering pics too. Admittedly I have low standards.
 
2012-11-08 10:16:18 PM

styckx: cman: Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594]

[s3.amazonaws.com image 440x463]


What's amazing is that she was 22 in those pics. Most women have to wait until they are 65 to get a body like that.
 
2012-11-08 10:30:59 PM

Apos: I've bookmarked this hilarious ditty for future enjoyment. Thanks, amigo!


:D

I can't stop listening to it.

I'm very concerned, very concerned.

Why?

BECAUSE NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT
 
2012-11-08 10:33:23 PM
images.hitfix.com

Why are her eyes pointed in different directions?
 
2012-11-08 11:00:31 PM

LesserEvil: [images.hitfix.com image 326x217]

Why are her eyes pointed in different directions?


One eye on the bobber, the other's looking for bait.
 
2012-11-08 11:22:50 PM

styckx: cman: Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594]

[s3.amazonaws.com image 440x463]


Exactly....wtf is up with you people?
 
2012-11-08 11:23:32 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: I've bookmarked this hilarious ditty for future enjoyment. Thanks, amigo!

:D

I can't stop listening to it.

I'm very concerned, very concerned.

Why?

BECAUSE NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT


I know what you mean....I've watched four times already. :-D
 
2012-11-08 11:29:38 PM
Look. Just because you'd *do* her doesn't mean she's *hot*.

There is a difference.
 
2012-11-08 11:33:28 PM

KrispyKritter: i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.


Let me throw in Super Tramp, Muddy Waters, Janis Joplin, BB King, The Beach Boys, Bob Marley, Chicago, Dire Straights, The Doobie Brothers, Earth Wind and Fire, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Luis Armstrong, Miles Davis, Phil Collins, The Police, Prince, Queen, R.E.M., Rage Against The Machine, Richard Elliot, Rush, Santana, Seal, Simon and Garfunkel, The Spinners, Steely Dan, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Talking Heads, Tom Petty, Tool, The Traveling Wilburys, War, and The Who. 

My three kids aged 26, 19, and 16 know these artists well. I hope they pass it to their children as well.
 
2012-11-08 11:37:28 PM
given the advertised 'pagan sex ritual' part I was quite disappointed with the video. or at least the part I could stand to watch.
 
2012-11-08 11:37:35 PM

Psycoholic_Slag: KrispyKritter: i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.

Let me throw in Super Tramp, Muddy Waters, Janis Joplin, BB King, The Beach Boys, Bob Marley, Chicago, Dire Straights, The Doobie Brothers, Earth Wind and Fire, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Luis Armstrong, Miles Davis, Phil Collins, The Police, Prince, Queen, R.E.M., Rage Against The Machine, Richard Elliot, Rush, Santana, Seal, Simon and Garfunkel, The Spinners, Steely Dan, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Talking Heads, Tom Petty, Tool, The Traveling Wilburys, War, and The Who. 

My three kids aged 26, 19, and 16 know these artists well. I hope they pass it to their children as well.

Travelling Wilburys? really?
 
2012-11-08 11:48:47 PM
You had me at pagan sex ritual, subby, but dnrtfa and don't know who Ke$ha is.
 
2012-11-09 12:04:34 AM
yuck
 
2012-11-09 01:00:36 AM

LesserEvil: [images.hitfix.com image 326x217]

Why are her eyes pointed in different directions?



i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-09 01:59:37 AM

redmond24: Look. Just because you'd *do* her doesn't mean she's *hot*.

There is a difference.


Seconded. Farkers have notoriously low standards though.
 
2012-11-09 03:03:15 AM
The first time that I saw a video with that many quick cuts and dark lighting one half of Heart had gotten fat. The second time I saw it Wilson Philips was singing "Hold On."

The third time I saw it it was a flash of John Popper pre-surgery and they just replaced him altogether for the rest of the video.

And now, this. They are trying to avoid showing her at all.

So in my 20+ years of video watching, I'm going to guess she's unwatchably fat.
 
2012-11-09 04:00:37 AM
Brought to you by Microsoft and Nokia
/That was the only good thing in that video
 
2012-11-09 04:59:43 AM

KrispyKritter: i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.


In a different thread, the general consensus was 'Ka-dollar-a' the 'h' being silent.
This is the closest we could agree to - and it does sound like something you wouldn't want to catch?
 
2012-11-09 05:20:03 AM
Wow, she's actually trolling the "OMG Lady Gaga is Illuminatiz! crowd for hits.
 
2012-11-09 06:49:33 AM

Dr.Zom: Wow, she's actually trolling the "OMG Lady Gaga everyone is Illuminatiz! crowd for hits.


FTFY
/Link
 
2012-11-09 07:11:53 AM
Watch Ke$ha's sexy 'Die Young' video

No You!
 
2012-11-09 07:38:12 AM

Lsherm: The first time that I saw a video with that many quick cuts and dark lighting one half of Heart had gotten fat. The second time I saw it Wilson Philips was singing "Hold On."

The third time I saw it it was a flash of John Popper pre-surgery and they just replaced him altogether for the rest of the video.

And now, this. They are trying to avoid showing her at all.

So in my 20+ years of video watching, I'm going to guess she's unwatchably fat.


Nope, just ugly as shiat. You can't sell ugly. Her body has the same shape and style as Spongebob Square Pants 

No hips and enough of a mom jeans pelvic hood for a midget to slide down.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 08:16:01 AM

Old Man Winter: KrispyKritter: i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.

Please. Real music is tribal drumming, horse hooves and the sound of a stone axe smashing a hipster skull wind.

 
2012-11-09 08:29:09 AM

LesserEvil: [images.hitfix.com image 326x217]

Why are her eyes pointed in different directions?


There are 2 pieces of pie.
 
2012-11-09 08:54:18 AM
She is in fact built like a thumb. Nope. Sorry. Untalented and not even hot? Who markets this?

Is this what the kids do these days? Watch pseudoporn that doesn't even have the decency to feature attractive people?


I prefer my pseudoporn sexy and curvy, thxverymuch
 
2012-11-09 09:10:29 AM

ChaoticLimbs: She is in fact built like a thumb. Nope. Sorry. Untalented and not even hot? Who markets this?

Is this what the kids do these days? Watch pseudoporn that doesn't even have the decency to feature attractive people?


I prefer my pseudoporn sexy and curvy, thxverymuch


Gossip fan?
 
2012-11-09 10:20:26 AM
That's not Die Young.

THIS is Die Young!

Link

A year later, Dio will have lost his battle with cancer, yet here he is singing with more range and power than this media created pop tart could ever imagine.
 
2012-11-09 10:32:27 AM
I bet she has righteous quiefs.
 
2012-11-09 11:02:24 AM

Quiefenburger: I bet she has religious beliefs.


There, I fixed your typos. But your revealed message doesn't seem to be very controversial.

/Bowdlerizing Fark since 2012.
 
2012-11-09 12:56:07 PM

ChaoticLimbs: She is in fact built like a thumb. Nope. Sorry. Untalented and not even hot? Who markets this?

Is this what the kids do these days? Watch pseudoporn that doesn't even have the decency to feature attractive people?


I prefer my pseudoporn sexy and curvy, thxverymuch


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-09 01:21:34 PM
popawesome.com

I'm just going to leave this here.
 
2012-11-09 01:53:59 PM

Peenus: Still looks good enough to fark in the unflattering pics too. Admittedly I have low standards.


Ditto, on both accounts.


/same woman for 10 years
//some strange might be nice
///though unlikely
 
2012-11-09 03:25:47 PM

Koreg: I'm just going to leave this here.


Wow
 
2012-11-09 03:28:47 PM

uknowzit: Psycoholic_Slag: KrispyKritter: i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.

Let me throw in Super Tramp, Muddy Waters, Janis Joplin, BB King, The Beach Boys, Bob Marley, Chicago, Dire Straights, The Doobie Brothers, Earth Wind and Fire, Elton John, Eric Clapton, Luis Armstrong, Miles Davis, Phil Collins, The Police, Prince, Queen, R.E.M., Rage Against The Machine, Richard Elliot, Rush, Santana, Seal, Simon and Garfunkel, The Spinners, Steely Dan, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Talking Heads, Tom Petty, Tool, The Traveling Wilburys, War, and The Who. 

My three kids aged 26, 19, and 16 know these artists well. I hope they pass it to their children as well.
Travelling Wilburys? really?


It's probably just my opinion, but a group consisting of Bob Dylan, George Harrison, Jeff Lynne, Roy Orbison and Tom Petty can pound out a few good ditties.
 
2012-11-09 07:29:51 PM
FYI, I am not Kei$ha!
 
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