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2012-11-08 07:41:43 PM
Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.
 
2012-11-08 08:03:02 PM
DNWTFV, but I assume it's a Ronnie James Dio-era Black Sabbath cover.
 
2012-11-08 08:05:20 PM
memecreator.net 

Who keeps paying for these threads? Her manager?
 
2012-11-08 08:10:03 PM
Trying to read that article gave me a headache. I feel much better now after listening to song and shooting myself in the head.
 
2012-11-08 08:14:24 PM

cman: Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.


well, buddies of mine, when i lived in alaska, proved that 'you can get laid any time, if you have the right standards.'

you sir, have those standards.
 
2012-11-08 08:14:56 PM
So. Much. Lens. Flare.

So. Many. Unmotivated. Zooms.
 
2012-11-08 08:17:48 PM
She's built like a thumb.
 
2012-11-08 08:18:44 PM
What's the over-under on all of those guys writing around with Kesha being homersexuals?
 
2012-11-08 08:19:02 PM
Okay, I listened to about 15 seconds of that. Sounds just like every other cookie-cutter autotuned pop princess out there.

I'm sure it will sell a billion copies.
 
2012-11-08 08:19:28 PM
i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.
 
2012-11-08 08:20:04 PM
DO NOT WANT
 
2012-11-08 08:22:16 PM
The Autotune-loving street urchin does, on occasion, clean up quite nicely. This is NOT one of those occasions.
 
2012-11-08 08:22:49 PM
 
2012-11-08 08:24:51 PM
 
2012-11-08 08:36:15 PM

cman: Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.


diannaeanderson.net

/not
 
2012-11-08 08:38:23 PM

ArkAngel: What's the over-under on all of those guys writing around with Kesha being homersexuals?


Before or after the "writhing"?
 
2012-11-08 08:39:16 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I, too, would like to assist with the ear-cleaning process.


Keep up the good work, TMLO
 
2012-11-08 08:41:24 PM
She seems nice
 
2012-11-08 08:42:41 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I, too, would like to assist with the ear-cleaning process.


We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I
 
2012-11-08 08:44:15 PM
I would love to hear that before it was autotuned.
 
COMEDY GOLD!
 
2012-11-08 08:47:31 PM

Mind of the North Star: Keep up the good work, TMLO


*salutes*

Will do, North Star!


Because People in power are Stupid: We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I


You make some very good points, but NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT
 
2012-11-08 08:50:55 PM

KrispyKritter: i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.


Please. Real music is tribal drumming, horse hooves and the sound of a stone axe smashing a hipster skull.
 
2012-11-08 08:51:25 PM

cman: Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.


www2.pictures.zimbio.com

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-08 08:51:28 PM
If I just heard the audio you could have convinced me it was Rebecca Black's new single.
 
kab
2012-11-08 08:52:06 PM
Made it to about the 3rd word, laughed at the autotune, closed browser.

next.
 
2012-11-08 08:52:33 PM
Some genune ear cleaner for ya..
Groovin High
 
2012-11-08 08:53:02 PM

styckx: www2.pictures.zimbio.com

s3.amazonaws.com



Cottage cheese! THAT'S what I forgot to put on my shopping list!


Carth: If I just heard the audio you could have convinced me it was Rebecca Black's new single.


At that point, I would just attempt to remove my eardrums with a ballpoint pen.
 
2012-11-08 08:57:33 PM

KrispyKritter: i'm spoiled. i've heard real music - Frank Zappa, Franz Liszt, Tony Bennett, Blind Lemon Jefferson, Les Paul, Glen Miller, Jeff Beck and so many other musicians. i feel bad for people who hear this type of vomitus and don't know how bad it sucks and blows. and it pisses me off that many schools no longer have music classes.

i am curious as to how she pronounces the dollar symbol.


The dollar symbol is silent, and the emphasis is on the second syllable.

/Ke-HA
 
2012-11-08 08:57:51 PM
Well, thanks Kesha for letting me know which song will the next popular strip club song for the next two months.
 
2012-11-08 09:04:16 PM
Pro tip: Next time you see some douchebag wannabe occultist wearing a pentagram, ask him if that means he's into Ke$ha.
 
2012-11-08 09:08:43 PM
aragornblog.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-08 09:08:54 PM

Triumph: Pro tip: Next time you see some douchebag wannabe occultist wearing a pentagram, ask him if that means he's into Ke$ha.


I had a friend who went on about Madonna's Superbowl half-time performance being a Satanic ritual.
 
2012-11-08 09:09:25 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mind of the North Star: Keep up the good work, TMLO

*salutes*

Will do, North Star!


Because People in power are Stupid: We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I

You make some very good points, but NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT


Slap your troubles away with the slap chop
 
2012-11-08 09:27:36 PM

skinink: [aragornblog.files.wordpress.com image 600x518]


Was waiting for that pic.

/leaving satisfied (horrified).
 
2012-11-08 09:32:55 PM
www.smartfellowspress.com
 
2012-11-08 09:34:47 PM
 
2012-11-08 09:41:40 PM
Die young? I guess even sluts need goals.
 
2012-11-08 09:42:51 PM

fusillade762: Triumph: Pro tip: Next time you see some douchebag wannabe occultist wearing a pentagram, ask him if that means he's into Ke$ha.

I had a friend who went on about Madonna's Superbowl half-time performance being a Satanic ritual.


vigilantcitizen.com 

She was the priestess from hell alright.
 
2012-11-08 09:46:38 PM
DRTFA. Let me guess, did she tweet some nonsense that has somehow become 'news'?
 
2012-11-08 09:50:35 PM
What's the virgin Connie Swale up to?

Or maybe the chick pounding on the wall in the Wicker Man?
 
2012-11-08 09:50:52 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Mind of the North Star: Keep up the good work, TMLO

*salutes*

Will do, North Star!


Because People in power are Stupid: We're no strangers to love, You know the rules and so do I

You make some very good points, but NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT


I've bookmarked this hilarious ditty for future enjoyment. Thanks, amigo!
 
2012-11-08 09:52:45 PM

reverend maynard: skinink: [aragornblog.files.wordpress.com image 600x518]

Was waiting for that pic.

/leaving satisfied (horrified).


Was waiting for nuttierthanever's post
 
2012-11-08 10:07:13 PM
 
2012-11-08 10:10:37 PM
Still looks good enough to fark in the unflattering pics too. Admittedly I have low standards.
 
2012-11-08 10:16:18 PM

styckx: cman: Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594]

[s3.amazonaws.com image 440x463]


What's amazing is that she was 22 in those pics. Most women have to wait until they are 65 to get a body like that.
 
2012-11-08 10:30:59 PM

Apos: I've bookmarked this hilarious ditty for future enjoyment. Thanks, amigo!


:D

I can't stop listening to it.

I'm very concerned, very concerned.

Why?

BECAUSE NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT
 
2012-11-08 10:33:23 PM
images.hitfix.com

Why are her eyes pointed in different directions?
 
2012-11-08 11:00:31 PM

LesserEvil: [images.hitfix.com image 326x217]

Why are her eyes pointed in different directions?


One eye on the bobber, the other's looking for bait.
 
2012-11-08 11:22:50 PM

styckx: cman: Inb4 studman69 alts descend upon this thread.

/She is hot.

[www2.pictures.zimbio.com image 396x594]

[s3.amazonaws.com image 440x463]


Exactly....wtf is up with you people?
 
2012-11-08 11:23:32 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Apos: I've bookmarked this hilarious ditty for future enjoyment. Thanks, amigo!

:D

I can't stop listening to it.

I'm very concerned, very concerned.

Why?

BECAUSE NOBODY CANNA CROSS IT


I know what you mean....I've watched four times already. :-D
 
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