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(Margaret and   Old lady blogger watches Fox News in post-election spin, likens it to a zoo. "The ones who liked to rattle their cages and screech at the visitors were the angry Republican hacks who seemed to be, for the first time, discovering the wonders of math"   ( ) divider line
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2012-11-08 09:30:03 PM  
2 votes:
Didn't somebody warn the republicans that there would be math?
2012-11-08 08:34:47 PM  
2 votes:
I love the picture on her blog too. Two old ladies on hoverrounds.. aww, how Rep..wait, are they on a battleship? That must double their Republicanism! Patriot, MERIKA. Then you read the blog and it's like members of that bygone era, where reason still prevailed, are reaching through time to smack you down like the fool you are. >.>

Or something.
2012-11-08 08:16:07 PM  
2 votes:
I love Margaret and Helen, keep rollin' ladies.
2012-11-08 07:52:33 PM  
2 votes:
Loved this line:

Helen: Now Margaret, I don't suggest that you visit the Fox Zoo. The lighting is bad, the air is thin, and reality is in short supply. They haven't cleaned the cages in years so the bullshiat is everywhere. Instead let me visit occasionally and send back reports. Trust me. It's better that way.

You're a brave lady, Helen.
2012-11-08 07:48:19 PM  
2 votes:
Your blog does not suck.
2012-11-08 07:33:55 PM  
2 votes:
So much win!
2012-11-08 07:33:08 PM  
2 votes:
Ha ha. This old lady is throwing out some sick burns!
If I make it too old age, I'm going to call everyone out on their bullshiat.
2012-11-08 07:30:39 PM  
2 votes:
" As expected, they blamed the liberal media for handing the election to Obama while simultaneously chirping that Fox is the most watched news broadcast in the nation. I know. I know. It doesn't make a hell of a lot of sense but it's Fox News. It doesn't have to"
2012-11-08 07:29:03 PM  
2 votes:
The best shot the Republican party has at not dying a fiery death at this point is re-visiting the court case that allows Fox "News" to openly lie to a significant percentage of the populace. Otherwise, they're farked.
2012-11-09 02:57:39 AM  
1 vote:
This is PRECISELY what Louis CK was talking about last SNL.
2012-11-08 10:07:39 PM  
1 vote:
I love those ladies. I really do hope they're real, because I've been enjoying  their work for a long time.
2012-11-08 09:15:42 PM  
1 vote:
Move over, Betty White. Or, join in; even better...
2012-11-08 09:06:43 PM  
1 vote:

crab66: Your blog does not suck.

Well said. These ladies are fantastic.
2012-11-08 09:04:06 PM  
1 vote:
Is this lady for real? Or is it a writers room full of 30 caffeinated Ivy leagued post grad lit majors out to Preston Sturges each other? This lady is throwing down buckets of awesome.
2012-11-08 08:58:24 PM  
1 vote:
These old broads are metal. Shine on, ladies! Your country needs your no-nonsense wisdom.

nasty granny shenanigans

I might have to start a troll alt with that handle.

As expected, [Fox] blamed the liberal media for handing the election to Obama while simultaneously chirping that Fox is the most watched news broadcast in the nation.

2012-11-08 08:37:19 PM  
1 vote:

Unlike their "base," my memory lasts more than 2 weeks.

But then, their base obviously doesn't have any problem with off the scale hypocrisy, either.
2012-11-08 08:13:14 PM  
1 vote:
That was the funniest take on the election I've seen.

//instantly donated $80.
2012-11-08 08:06:30 PM  
1 vote:

That is one great lady :)
2012-11-08 07:58:02 PM  
1 vote:
I'm just glad that Obama's margin was much larger than the GOP vote fraud.

Burn in hell, Katherine Harris.
2012-11-08 07:52:25 PM  
1 vote:
Hah, that was awesome.
2012-11-08 07:50:27 PM  
1 vote:
wow. There are some seriously sick burns in there.
2012-11-08 07:49:08 PM  
1 vote:

CapeFearCadaver: First off, this shiat is awesome!

Secondly: "I can't keep all of their names straight but one of them suggested that the majority of voters are like abused housewives who voted to stay with their abuser."

What that shiat really said? Really? Someone, please, farking tell me who.

Why wouldn't they have said that. These are the same people who swear that the only reason somebody votes for Obama is to prove to the voting machine that they aren't racists.
2012-11-08 07:46:20 PM  
1 vote:

Old enough to know better: I admire you guys and your ability to watch that network. I swear if I tried, I'd be replacing my tv on a daily basis.

Gather around, it's CSB time:

During my freshman year in college, I worked as costumer service/billing for DirecTV (in other words, Hell on a phone, the callers were never happy). I had a costumer that, weekly, complained that our 'liberal network' disconnected Fox News from his service. And every time he switched it, it was on, and with the O'Reilly Factor (I could listen through the phone), and then did a 20-minute tantrum on how 'liberals were gonna destroy America' (this is 2003 we're talking about), and when he figured out I was Mexican, all Hell broke lose.
2012-11-08 07:31:05 PM  
1 vote:
I admire you guys and your ability to watch that network. I swear if I tried, I'd be replacing my tv on a daily basis.
2012-11-08 07:30:18 PM  
1 vote:
I like Shepard Smith.
2012-11-08 07:29:36 PM  
1 vote:
I assume this is their Galileo moment. It's as if the news just came out that the world was round and moves through space, and their whole life instantly became a lie.
2012-11-08 04:41:15 PM  
1 vote:
[Ann Coulter] seemed pretty at ease in the zoo. I guess that comes from all the time she spent collaborating with monkeys on those personal therapy projects she calls books.


There were a lot of burns in there.
2012-11-08 04:23:44 PM  
1 vote:
Over in a corner in a cage all by himself was the red-assed Karl Rove.
Every zoo has its specialty and Fox is no exception. They have the largest collection of blonde, bulemic middle school girls posing as reporters with names like Megyn, Gretchen, Cheryl and Dana... many of them openly wept as the election results came in causing a river of mascara that got all over everything.

I like her.

/ not for the maze.
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