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(YouTube)   Tulsa news station gives directions for butthurt voters as to the quickest way to get to Canada. "Remember folks, once you cross the border into Canada, I-29 becomes the Lord Selkirk Highway. This is important to know"   (youtube.com) divider line 34
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2012-11-08 06:46:14 PM  
I thought it was "Lord Selkirk Highway". Am I correct or is the video?
 
2012-11-08 07:37:12 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: I thought it was "Lord Selkirk Highway". Am I correct or is the video?


You would be correct.
Link
 
2012-11-08 07:39:16 PM  

sno man: Bathia_Mapes: I thought it was "Lord Selkirk Highway". Am I correct or is the video?

You would be correct.
Link


Thank you. :-)
 
2012-11-08 07:40:02 PM  
Stop by my store before you hit the border, just off I-29. I'll exchange your worthless US currency for some sweet guitars and keyboards.
 
2012-11-08 07:40:28 PM  
To be fair he did get that it was hwy 75 right...
 
2012-11-08 08:19:07 PM  
I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.
 
2012-11-08 08:30:42 PM  

WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.


Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...
 
2012-11-08 08:39:33 PM  

sno man: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...


And Kinder Eggs.
 
2012-11-08 08:41:06 PM  

WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.


And endless unpopulated expanses of wilderness, where it would be relatively easy for a group of Christian fundamentalist militiafolk to carve out their own little hyper-conservative enclave.

Sleep tight, Canada.
 
2012-11-08 08:41:32 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: sno man: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...

And Kinder Eggs.


And ketchup chips.
 
2012-11-08 08:54:14 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: sno man: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...

And Kinder Eggs.


Won't someone please think of the kinder?
 
2012-11-08 08:57:12 PM  
I'm kind of amused at the idea that they think Canada would allow them to... you know, actually move there. I mean, angry people, showing up at border, demanding they be allowed to move in and take over the government, speak a different language, advocate for odd religions... Hell, the Canadian authorities might look askance at people showing up with loaded handguns, too.

God damn. in '08, I was relieved after having worried that we'd end up with Winky McRealamerica one bad carcinoma exam away from the f**king launch codes. This year, I felt pretty good that we'd squeak out a win - probably - and try not to lose any more seats to the GOP. I simply had no freaking idea.

America, you did good. Damn good.
 
2012-11-08 10:07:27 PM  

Shostie: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

And endless unpopulated expanses of wilderness, where it would be relatively easy for a group of Christian fundamentalist militiafolk to carve out their own little hyper-conservative enclave.

Sleep tight, Canada.


Alberta already exists.
 
2012-11-08 10:17:20 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: I_Am_Weasel: sno man: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...

And Kinder Eggs.

And ketchup chips.


And fake "bacon"

And screwed up football.
 
2012-11-08 10:26:58 PM  
Canada also has killer geese, evil mooses, and psychopathic riparian mammals (I'm looking at YOU, Mister crazy-ass beaver who thought he could take my 98 Buick LeSabre in a one-on-one fight).

Like Australia, the entire continent of Canada is out to get you. Sure, the human occupants are the nicest most polite folk you'll ever meet. But the wildlife? Vicious. Visit at your own risk. And bring bug spray.
 
2012-11-08 11:07:33 PM  

Charlie Freak: Stop by my store before you hit the border, just off I-29. I'll exchange your worthless US currency for some sweet guitars and keyboards.




Can't. Currently putting all of my money into canned foods and shotguns at the moment...
 
2012-11-08 11:32:16 PM  

Shostie: And endless unpopulated expanses of wilderness, where it would be relatively easy for a group of Christian fundamentalist militiafolk to carve out their own little hyper-conservative enclave.


Hey, we would only be doing to Canada what Mexico and Islam is doing to the US.

/amidoinitrite?
 
2012-11-08 11:35:15 PM  

nyseattitude: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_Am_Weasel: sno man: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...

And Kinder Eggs.

And ketchup chips.

And fake "bacon"

And screwed up football.


4th down is for pussies!
 
2012-11-08 11:50:11 PM  
Seriously, what good are these directions? From what I have heard from Romney supporters, Obama has already contacted the U.N. and drafted a resolution to blockade all imports of oil into the USA making gasoline over $30 a gallon within a day or two! By the time they pack, they can't afford to go.

/yeah, bunch of nutty, psychotic bullshiat - one earlier (less than 2 hrs ago) said foreign troops were invading because of UN Arms treaty and will go door to door and take all our weapons. Been deleting nut-bags, daily. Oddly enough, every single one of them are mixing religion in with it, too.
 
2012-11-09 12:32:16 AM  
This guy works for Fox? I wonder if he still has a job.
 
2012-11-09 01:12:04 AM  
Came for the outrage over his use of the word "directest" instead of "most direct."

// leaving disappointed...
 
2012-11-09 02:23:33 AM  

nyseattitude: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_Am_Weasel: sno man: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...

And Kinder Eggs.

And ketchup chips.

And fake "bacon"

And screwed up football.


And real beer.
 
2012-11-09 05:31:26 AM  

bagumpity: Canada also has killer geese, evil mooses, and psychopathic riparian mammals (I'm looking at YOU, Mister crazy-ass beaver who thought he could take my 98 Buick LeSabre in a one-on-one fight).

Like Australia, the entire continent of Canada is out to get you. Sure, the human occupants are the nicest most polite folk you'll ever meet. But the wildlife? Vicious. Visit at your own risk. And bring bug spray.


Nicest, most polite folk you'll ever meet?

I'm guessing you never made it to Toronto.
 
2012-11-09 08:28:23 AM  
bahaha thats awesome.... i love this election:)
 
2012-11-09 09:06:53 AM  

starsrift: nyseattitude: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_Am_Weasel: sno man: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...

And Kinder Eggs.

And ketchup chips.

And fake "bacon"

And screwed up football.

And real beer.


And poutine.
 
2012-11-09 10:24:56 AM  
ROFL

That's awesome.
 
2012-11-09 11:14:40 AM  
I think that once Oklahomans are asked by Canadian customs officials to throw their firearms in the garbage before they enter the country will make them all turn around and head back home.
 
2012-11-09 12:26:57 PM  

TonnageVT: starsrift: nyseattitude: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_Am_Weasel: sno man: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...

And Kinder Eggs.

And ketchup chips.

And fake "bacon"

And screwed up football.

And real beer.

And poutine.


And REAL Smarties, not those sugar pellets they sell down here.
 
2012-11-09 01:55:45 PM  

cleveoh: TonnageVT: starsrift: nyseattitude: God Is My Co-Pirate: I_Am_Weasel: sno man: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...

And Kinder Eggs.

And ketchup chips.

And fake "bacon"

And screwed up football.

And real beer.

And poutine.

And REAL Smarties, not those sugar pellets they sell down here.


And Maple dips at Tim Horton's...
 
2012-11-09 05:44:44 PM  
Wow. The YouTube comments and Fark comments are very similar. Weird.
 
2012-11-09 06:28:33 PM  
There are some butthurt people on the Fox23 news facebook page who insist that this was broadcast before the election and he was talking about partisans on both sides. However

1) Romney supporters threatening to move has been in the news.
2) The video was made the day after the election.

I guess since he didn't explicitly mention butthurt Republicans in the segment, he wasn't talking about them.

(PS. Using Firefox I can go to a facebook page that wants me to login, but instead I can use the builtin debugging tools to delete the popup that is covering the page)
 
2012-11-10 01:04:59 PM  
For all those butthurt Romney supporters who flee to Canada: don't worry about that pesky change from miles to kilometers. Especially on those curvy mountain roads of the west. If a curve is signed "80" it's fine to go 80 MPH, you'll be fine....

/Haven't heard "Love it or leave it" nearly as often as I did in the '70s.
 
2012-11-10 10:37:08 PM  

God Is My Co-Pirate: I_Am_Weasel: sno man: WorldCitizen: I love the idea of butthurt Republicans running to Canada...land of gay marriage and universal health care.

Don't forget gun control and an actual limit to free speech...

And Kinder Eggs.

And ketchup chips.


We have those in America.... Only God knows why... but they're here.
 
2012-11-11 02:25:38 AM  

MisterTweak: Winky McRealamerica


Hahahahahaha excellent.
 
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