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(The Atlantic Wire)   Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish - but the New York Times thinks he is   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 37
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2012-11-08 07:07:56 PM
It's the nose. They assume everyone with a schnoz like that is Jewish.

/Sorry. So sorry.
 
2012-11-08 07:18:14 PM
The hungry and the hunted / explode in a klezmer band
and face off against each other out in the streets / down in Bageland.
 
2012-11-08 07:20:15 PM

"Bruce Springsteen: not a Jew."


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2012-11-08 07:25:51 PM
i thought he was German/Irish like me and the rest of the smart Americans? What? You thought the English did a damn thing? rofl
 
2012-11-08 07:26:33 PM
But he is a mensch.
 
2012-11-08 07:27:14 PM
Dancing in the Dark isn't about keeping the Sabbath?
 
2012-11-08 07:30:14 PM

skinink: "Bruce Springsteen: not a Jew."
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Was just gonna say, can't we get through the godawful thanksgiving song before going to the Hannukah song?
 
2012-11-08 07:30:26 PM
Bruce Springstein
 
2012-11-08 07:38:28 PM
Isnt This Train referring the Holocaust..

//my jokes suck
 
2012-11-08 07:48:28 PM

ZeroCorpse: It's the nose. They assume everyone with a schnoz like that is Jewish.

/Sorry. So sorry.


Like this Welsh guy:

johngushue.typepad.com
 
2012-11-08 07:56:25 PM
"We're goin' to Lakewood, Wendy!"

/whoa whoa whoa
//still can't get Anthony Cumia's lame Springsteen impression out of my head
 
2012-11-08 08:01:06 PM
such a nice boy. is he a doctor?
 
2012-11-08 08:02:54 PM
Steen, Stein, Stain,...

WHATEVER!
 
2012-11-08 08:07:21 PM

ZeroCorpse: It's the nose. They assume everyone with a schnoz like that is Jewish.

/Sorry. So sorry.


I can haz big schnoz thread?

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2012-11-08 08:21:53 PM
i'm happy for Bruce. farking thrilled.
 
2012-11-08 08:36:24 PM

fusillade762: I can haz big schnoz thread?


Those are big noses?
 
2012-11-08 08:44:15 PM
So many Jews are in showbiz
Bruce Springsteen isn't, but I think his agent is
 
2012-11-08 08:46:54 PM

fusillade762: ZeroCorpse: It's the nose. They assume everyone with a schnoz like that is Jewish.

/Sorry. So sorry.

I can haz big schnoz thread?

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Sure

www.thatsyogarbage.com
 
2012-11-08 08:50:05 PM
Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but Irving Spiderman is.
 
2012-11-08 08:52:42 PM

Honest Bender: fusillade762: I can haz big schnoz thread?

Those are big noses?


Kinda. But I should have stuck with hot Jewish schnozzes.

static.tvguide.com
 
2012-11-08 08:59:22 PM
I like the tone I set for the thread, and approve greatly.

/Where are the pics of Blossom?
 
2012-11-08 09:20:00 PM
CSB:
I arrived back in the east w/ the full old school G.I. bill in time to fulfill my promise to myself to schmoke, get laid, and be buzzed into delirium in the early 80's. The frat house had decided to have a Bruce Springsteen themed party and I drunkenly volunteered to make and distribute the posters. I made up a few hundred Bruce Springsteen party posters and stapled them all over. Except they said [Bruce Springstien Party] on them.
Hooked up with a very hot and sexy Jewish debutante who rocked my farking world for a few months. She did impromptu stand up comedy for our parties and wore a corset to bed to hide he belly rolls, which she didn't even have, but she had tiny bresteses and liked to push them up into my face, and really was a petite mini Sarah Silverman back then.
Party was a huge success, and I got laid for a few glorious months.
End CSB
 
2012-11-08 10:17:31 PM
If he were Jewish, he might be related to a personal injury lawyer who'd be able to get you a cash settlement for the broken leg sustained while Dancing In The Dark.
 
2012-11-08 10:21:51 PM

zedster: Dancing in the Dark isn't about keeping the Sabbath?


I lol'd
 
2012-11-08 11:15:17 PM
The Boss' Catholic upbringing reverberates through many of his songs.
 
2012-11-08 11:54:03 PM

Omahawg: i thought he was German/Irish like me and the rest of the smart Americans? What? You thought the English did a damn thing? rofl


Irish-Dutch and Italian.
 
2012-11-09 02:26:22 AM

ChubbyTiger: But he is a mensch.


No shiat. Most humans are.

/Kidding
//See, 'cause it's also a German word that means "human being"
 
2012-11-09 03:07:23 AM

ZeroCorpse: I like the tone I set for the thread, and approve greatly.

/Where are the pics of Blossom?


Here ya go.

www.nypost.com
 
2012-11-09 07:29:58 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: ChubbyTiger: But he is a mensch.

No shiat. Most humans are.

/Kidding
//See, 'cause it's also a German word that means "human being"


We speak Yiddish here in NYC, not German.
 
2012-11-09 09:00:43 AM
Oy veyz mir, I'm on fire.
 
2012-11-09 09:24:30 AM
Max Weinberg
 
2012-11-09 09:32:50 AM

carrion_luggage: Oy veyz mir, I'm on fire.


Dammit, I ran all the way here to make the "I'm on Fire" joke.
 
2012-11-09 11:08:09 AM

skinink: "Bruce Springsteen: not a Jew."
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Coming from a Jew who looks just like ... Bruce Springsteen.

my head asplode
 
2012-11-09 11:30:49 AM
 
2012-11-09 12:45:34 PM
Yeah but they're from the media so they just assume that the Boss is jewish.
 
2012-11-09 06:36:44 PM
Bruce isn't a very Jewish name....Maybe if he was Mordecai Springsteen....
 
2012-11-10 02:24:32 AM
Hot Jewish chicks thread?

www.kised.com
 
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