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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Pastor fondles 2 men while counseling them about their sexuality. "I guess you could say *puts on sunglasses* he didn't handle it very well..... YEEAAAHHHH"   (startribune.com) divider line 88
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2012-11-08 03:20:27 PM  
...a ministry devoted to helping people put their homosexuality behind them...

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2012-11-08 03:22:42 PM  
That's just nuts
 
2012-11-08 03:36:31 PM  
I am so surprised. Shocked, even.
 
2012-11-08 03:36:42 PM  
You're doing it wrong!
 
2012-11-08 03:38:53 PM  
thumbs.mugshots.com

"Let me help you get rid of your homosexuality, but unzipping your pants.. "
 
2012-11-08 04:22:06 PM  
What was he gonna do, suck it out?
 
2012-11-08 04:52:17 PM  

Aarontology: What was he gonna do, suck it out?


Much like snake venom.
 
2012-11-08 05:18:07 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Aarontology: What was he gonna do, suck it out?

Much like snake venom.


lol
 
2012-11-08 08:09:46 PM  
"It's like getting caught smoking. You have to do a lot of men until you're tired of it."
 
2012-11-08 08:11:47 PM  
And it got greenlit. Awesome.
 
2012-11-08 08:45:36 PM  

stpauler: "It's like getting caught smoking. You have to do a lot of men until you're tired of it."


"Listen here, young man. You do NOT get to leave until you've witnessed every permutation of 19 men, all open-minded and three glory holes. Now, get to watching."
 
2012-11-08 09:51:40 PM  
no weeners tag?
 
2012-11-08 09:52:28 PM  
An Isanti County pastor who participated in a ministry devoted to helping people put their homosexuality behind them put their penises in his mouth, has been charged with sexually assaulting two men he was counseling.

FTFY..and ....ewww
/could have been worse i guess... could have been a little boy.
 
2012-11-08 09:53:35 PM  
I bet his knees are pretty bruised from praying all that gay away.
 
2012-11-08 09:57:04 PM  

Aarontology: What was he gonna do, suck it out?


When you watch enough City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold, ANYTHING'S possible.
 
2012-11-08 09:59:00 PM  
What a great way to meet gay men with similar values.
 
2012-11-08 10:03:19 PM  
in a row?:
 
2012-11-08 10:04:11 PM  

Aarontology: AbbeySomeone: Aarontology: What was he gonna do, suck it out?

Much like snake venom.

lol


Doc says you're gonna die!
 
2012-11-08 10:06:42 PM  
IsAnti gay?
 
2012-11-08 10:06:52 PM  
( •_•)⌐■-■ Looks like he's...

(⌐■_■) ...pastor point of no return.

/YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
 
2012-11-08 10:07:31 PM  
Ahhh, yes the northern exurbs of the Twin Cities, home to Fark's favorite congresswoman.
 
2012-11-08 10:10:59 PM  

AbbeySomeone: Aarontology: What was he gonna do, suck it out?

Much like snake venom.


something more like the scene from The Green Mile.

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2012-11-08 10:23:40 PM  
So I have a question, not at all related to the topic at hand. Is there some sort of new ad thing that highlights certain words and, if you hover over them will bring up some sort of ad, or have I managed to install some malware?
 
2012-11-08 10:24:30 PM  

zvoidx: ( •_•)⌐■-■ Looks like he's...

(⌐■_■) ...pastor point of no return.

/YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH


What happened to the bridge of the sunglasses?
 
2012-11-08 10:25:33 PM  
Hopefully, he can continue God's Work behind bars.
 
2012-11-08 10:31:15 PM  
The laying on of hands is often required for true spiritual healing.
Bearing witness while the afflicted rubs one out, not so much.
 
2012-11-08 10:36:07 PM  

sirbissel: So I have a question, not at all related to the topic at hand. Is there some sort of new ad thing that highlights certain words and, if you hover over them will bring up some sort of ad, or have I managed to install some malware?


/yes..you have sadly been infected by multiple Trojan and malware viruses. These are referred to as "code red" viruses that will not only send your personal info out, but will rape rape your wife, kill your dog, and cause your testicles to switch places with your head, forever earning you the unfortunate moniker of "Capt. Testicle face". For a nominal fee...we at Wepwnedyou Inc. will be more than happy to sell you the appropriate software to remove these vicious viruses from your hard drive, and save you the embarrassment of having to wear 2 hats on your new heads. Software guaranteed made in Zambia, and by child labor.

//in all seriousness..did you recently install something? look on tucows.com for free antivirus and malware software programs.
 
2012-11-08 10:37:48 PM  

sirbissel: So I have a question, not at all related to the topic at hand. Is there some sort of new ad thing that highlights certain words and, if you hover over them will bring up some sort of ad, or have I managed to install some malware?


What did you install recently?
 
2012-11-08 10:39:57 PM  

sirbissel: So I have a question, not at all related to the topic at hand. Is there some sort of new ad thing that highlights certain words and, if you hover over them will bring up some sort of ad, or have I managed to install some malware?


I've got that too, I was assuming it was part of Chrome but in retrospect it sounds too invasive for google.
 
2012-11-08 10:42:26 PM  

wellreadneck: The laying on of hands is often required for true spiritual healing.
Bearing witness while the afflicted rubs one out, not so much.


Maybe he was waiting for the second cumming.
 
2012-11-08 10:46:16 PM  

Driver: wellreadneck: The laying on of hands is often required for true spiritual healing.
Bearing witness while the afflicted rubs one out, not so much.

Maybe he was waiting for the second cumming.


He is risen!
 
2012-11-08 10:49:36 PM  
i1178.photobucket.com

"Take this and eat it, for this is my body..."
 
2012-11-08 10:50:12 PM  
I love how everybody's jumping the gun on just which penis(es) went where

/Seriously, could've been a dong-everywhere situation.
 
2012-11-08 10:50:39 PM  
Meh. Can we make this thread about the best CSI: Miami jokes you've seen? 

i36.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-08 10:51:10 PM  

Can't_Think_Of_A_Name: sirbissel: So I have a question, not at all related to the topic at hand. Is there some sort of new ad thing that highlights certain words and, if you hover over them will bring up some sort of ad, or have I managed to install some malware?

I've got that too, I was assuming it was part of Chrome but in retrospect it sounds too invasive for google.


You're...you're joking, right?
 
2012-11-08 10:55:42 PM  
So, cant_think_of_a_name and sirbissel both caught something... Has anyone checked the priest's PC?
 
2012-11-08 10:58:06 PM  

sirbissel: So I have a question, not at all related to the topic at hand. Is there some sort of new ad thing that highlights certain words and, if you hover over them will bring up some sort of ad, or have I managed to install some malware?



Sounds like malware, but I'll warn you:

There are SOME so-called anti-malware programs that are not actually interested in curing you of your problem.

Like our friend the pastor, they just want to get into your pants pocket.


/Malwarebites = good
//Malwaresucks = bad
///Malwarefudgepackage = RUN!
 
2012-11-08 10:58:31 PM  
media.townhall.com 

Mr. Michele Bachmann approves
 
2012-11-08 10:59:58 PM  

Can't_Think_Of_A_Name: sirbissel: So I have a question, not at all related to the topic at hand. Is there some sort of new ad thing that highlights certain words and, if you hover over them will bring up some sort of ad, or have I managed to install some malware?

I've got that too, I was assuming it was part of Chrome but in retrospect it sounds too invasive for google.



UNPOSSIBLE
 
2012-11-08 11:04:29 PM  

sirbissel: So I have a question, not at all related to the topic at hand. Is there some sort of new ad thing that highlights certain words and, if you hover over them will bring up some sort of ad, or have I managed to install some malware?


screencap?

Some sites have a dotted-underline for words that turn into ads when you mouse-over.

eip
 
2012-11-08 11:08:49 PM  
vagitup.com

Risen indeed.
 
2012-11-08 11:12:23 PM  
Dear Jesus people.

Stop molesting people.

It's not very Jesusy.

Thanks.
 
2012-11-08 11:13:05 PM  
Let the spurts enter the body.
 
2012-11-08 11:13:20 PM  
He was trying to heal them by giving them a small dose (clothed genital touch) of the full-on disease (homosexuality) vector (hot butt sects) in order to cure them.

It's not assault. It's nohomohomeopathy. And that man is a saint, exposing himself to such tremendous, throbbing, swollen temptation, risking his very soul to help another sufferer redeem himself from the jizz-stained color-coordinated sexually permissive "deathstyle" that is hot sweaty man-on-man-under-man-in-man-around-man sexual ecstasy.

Besides, being hot for another man's well-muscled slightly hairy buttock-cleft is okay according to Jesus. I remember bible class, and He was all about "fissures of men".
 
2012-11-08 11:15:35 PM  
That's no way for Marcus Bachmann to celebrate Michelle's victory.

/Haven't read article yet
 
2012-11-08 11:21:24 PM  

Cythraul: And it got greenlit. Awesome.


^This...and...

Why is it that this is believed solely on the testimony of the "two men"?
 
2012-11-08 11:26:55 PM  
no, no, no.... he was fighting off the great sodomite dragon beast of armageddon.

revelation 12:3 Then another sign appeared in heaven: an enormous red dragon with seven heads and ten horns and seven crowns on its heads.

see?

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2012-11-08 11:27:17 PM  

tetsoushima: [vagitup.com image 300x283]

Risen indeed.


It's startling how quickly the guilt resurfaces when reminded of my shameful Jeffrey Hunter crush.
 
2012-11-08 11:32:38 PM  

Kanemano: in a row?:


Hey, try not to councel any gay men on the way through the parking lot!
 
2012-11-08 11:33:54 PM  
did someone say "prayer cabin"? 

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