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(NewsMax)   Rush: GOP lost because it didn't get out the vote, gets high on you   (newsmax.com) divider line 188
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2012-11-08 07:12:41 PM  
Rush really has a thing for Hispanics.
 
2012-11-08 07:20:34 PM  
The way the gop is lookin these days they may have to wait until 2112
 
2012-11-08 07:27:26 PM  
Well, Rush would certainly know about invading the space of young boys.
 
2012-11-08 07:35:43 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com

"We voted as hard as we could!"
 
2012-11-08 07:39:45 PM  
Well there was a Matlock special on and the nurse who hands out the pills was late and there were reports of young whippersnappers loitering about in front of the home...
 
2012-11-08 07:40:17 PM  
snort some more oxy, Rush, your rants were more amusing/semi-coherent when you were off in the ozone on cloud 9
 
2012-11-08 07:40:35 PM  
That's a lot of invisible dicks.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-08 07:41:14 PM  
Sure thing cupcake.
 
2012-11-08 07:41:55 PM  
When your "base" is increasingly moving out of rest homes and into the ground, mobilizing them may result in a zombie apocalypse.
 
2012-11-08 07:42:53 PM  
Actually that is probably part of the problem. It is also true that the majority of voters rejected the GOP platform. Rape and poverty just aren't as popular as they were back when America was great. I am sure Rush covered that coherently...

Also, a friend, who is conservative, posted a Newsmax article about why the Republicans lost. It was, for a Newsmax article, fairly reasoned and cogent, it did stray a bit into derp, but for the most part it addressed some valid issues.

Of course, this sort of thing will not be tolerated and the right will keep on careeing to the right at a high rate of speed.
 
2012-11-08 07:44:02 PM  
But, but ... BENGHAZI!
 
2012-11-08 07:44:11 PM  
I observed on Fark a few times that Rush would be largely irrelevant in this election. Looks like I was right. I think we can see his sun setting in the West as it runs around the world to end up behind some dominican boy.
 
2012-11-08 07:46:28 PM  
He's right, you know. I just wasn't motivated to get out there and vote because I didn't feel Mitt was pushing a strong enough pro-rape, pro-prayer, pro-shunning, anti-regulation policy platforms.
 
2012-11-08 07:46:35 PM  
The complete lack of any ideas on how to improve the country might be a factor.
 
2012-11-08 07:47:01 PM  

Mugato: Rush really has a thing for Hispanics.


I can't make the joke, but pretend I did.
 
2012-11-08 07:47:25 PM  
The number of liberals who don't vote far outnumber conservatives who don't vote. And Republicans know that, which is why they try so hard to disenfranchise voters.
 
2012-11-08 07:47:39 PM  

madgonad: The complete lack of any ideas on how to improve the country might be a factor.


What? You don't think that cutting taxes and increasing military spending wouldn't fix everything?
 
2012-11-08 07:47:59 PM  
I'm starting to record his shows this week. It's a good reference to understand what my mom thinks.
 
2012-11-08 07:48:33 PM  
Reason #4,512,091 why the GOP lost that has nothing to do with the GOP's real reason they lost: their platform.
 
2012-11-08 07:48:59 PM  
Well, I guess even a broken, morbidly-obese clock is right twice a day. . . .

Yes, Republicans didn't get out the vote. That's a symptom, not a cause. The cause is: Everybody hated Romney and the Republican platform. Nobody's buying the shiat you're selling.
 
2012-11-08 07:49:38 PM  

iaazathot: I observed on Fark a few times that Rush would be largely irrelevant in this election. Looks like I was right. I think we can see his sun setting in the West as it runs around the world to end up behind some dominican boy.


bbbbbbut he has advertisers.......Sandra Fluke is a *Q^$#*#&Q$^^*Q......he will be back stronger than every you'll see

/man, remember when we thought that merely implying that women were sluts for using birth control was the lowest the GOP could sink on women's' rights
 
2012-11-08 07:49:58 PM  
When Bush was appointed President in 2000 there wasn't nearly as much butthurt from the left even though it was more deserved.
 
2012-11-08 07:50:38 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: Reason #4,512,091 why the GOP lost


Reason #4,512,092: November 6 is my birthday.

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2012-11-08 07:50:56 PM  
I like this logic. "If 3 million more people had voted republican we would have won"
 
2012-11-08 07:51:19 PM  
 
2012-11-08 07:51:37 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 07:51:45 PM  
I'll give him this one. There is always a larger % of people on both sides of the political aisle that don't vote. Recent percentages that I can find is that only 55% of eligible voters vote in a general election.. and with Romney appearing to a large swath of people to be completely unlikeable I can see how the base didn't come out for him. Maybe they couldn't make themselves vote for Obama so they did what they did by not voting at all.
 
2012-11-08 07:55:16 PM  
It's because they can't gerrymander the electoral college like they can House districts.
 
2012-11-08 07:56:30 PM  
Also, I love how Republicans think that if they just show off some token Hispanics they'll win the Spanish vote. It never occurs to them to actually do anything to actually help the Hispanic community, or any minority group for that matter, like passing the Dream act for example. Instead, they'll just assume that minorities are just as racist as they are.
 
2012-11-08 07:56:32 PM  
The truth is that Rush is happier than an addict balls deep in a Dominican boy that Obama won. Sitting around saying "well, our President is awesome" isn't compelling radio.

/is Florida still not decided? Republicans were off their game voting fraud-wise
 
2012-11-08 07:57:34 PM  
Oh for fark's sake, they were plenty motivated. These are the same people who are crying about the death of America by the evil usurper Marxist-Fascist-Muslim-Athiest-Christ-Killer-Usurper-In-Chief/Antichri st-Chicago-Thug-Empty-Suit-America-Hater-And-Destroyer-Of-Souls. Since before Obama was sworn in, they cast it as a battle of good and evil, and have been relentless in pushing that message. Their base turned out, it's just that their base is a bunch of racist old white people who are deathly afraid that some scary black man is farking their pretty little granddaughter doggystyle, while her boyfriend, who's your best friend's son, is forced to watch. But what really scares them about this scenario is that it gives them a raging hard on that makes Viagra seem obsolete.

Anyways, I digress. The point I was trying to make was that their base turned out, it's just that their base isn't that big. If you know what I mean.
 
2012-11-08 07:57:55 PM  
They did get out the votes...of the shrinking base they have.
 
2012-11-08 07:59:04 PM  

LectertheChef: Anyways, I digress. The point I was trying to make was that their base turned out, it's just that their base isn't that big. If you know what I mean.


So what you're saying is...there's tons of Republicans out there, but just not a whole lot of them...
 
2012-11-08 07:59:39 PM  

madgonad: The complete lack of any ideas on how to improve the country might be a factor.


isn't it something that for all the money Mitt & Friends spent, no one pointed this out to him. it was like a cartoon strip with no words in the balloons.

/Where's the Beef?
 
2012-11-08 07:59:48 PM  

LectertheChef: Oh for fark's sake, they were plenty motivated. These are the same people who are crying about the death of America by the evil usurper Marxist-Fascist-Muslim-Athiest-Christ-Killer-Usurper-In-Chief/Antichri st-Chicago-Thug-Empty-Suit-America-Hater-And-Destroyer-Of-Souls. Since before Obama was sworn in, they cast it as a battle of good and evil, and have been relentless in pushing that message. Their base turned out, it's just that their base is a bunch of racist old white people who are deathly afraid that some scary black man is farking their pretty little granddaughter doggystyle, while her boyfriend, who's your best friend's son, is forced to watch. But what really scares them about this scenario is that it gives them a raging hard on that makes Viagra seem obsolete.

Anyways, I digress. The point I was trying to make was that their base turned out, it's just that their base isn't that big. If you know what I mean.


The good news is, it's God's will, and Armageddon is on its way! Or something.
 
2012-11-08 08:00:20 PM  
Iowa had its highest voter turnout since '92

obama obama yo mama obama
 
2012-11-08 08:01:43 PM  
"the Republican Party has . . . far more elected Hispanics than the Democrats have."

But Hispanics aren't electing Republicans. Big difference you fat, bloviating, child molesting junkie.
 
2012-11-08 08:01:59 PM  

Mugato: /is Florida still not decided? Republicans were off their game voting fraud-wise


Romney conceded defeat in Florida a few hours ago
 
2012-11-08 08:04:55 PM  

Zeno-25: [i.imgur.com image 414x310]


Slowclap.jpg

Well played sir. Well played.
 
2012-11-08 08:05:31 PM  
He's right. Obama's campaign on the ground was very VERY good and was very effective at getting out the vote. I know a lot of Republicans who didn't vote this time. The bigger problem for Blobbo is that there are more people in cities than in the countryside. That's your problem.
 
2012-11-08 08:06:41 PM  

Gwyrddu: Also, I love how Republicans think that if they just show off some token Hispanics they'll win the Spanish vote. It never occurs to them to actually do anything to actually help the Hispanic community, or any minority group for that matter, like passing the Dream act for example. Instead, they'll just assume that minorities are just as racist as they are.


Hey, now. Operation "See! We got one too!" almost worked with Michael Steele, Herman Cain, and Sarah Palin.
 
2012-11-08 08:07:25 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

"This is all your fault, Marge".
 
2012-11-08 08:07:59 PM  
Wait, you lost an election because not enough people voted for you?! This is shocking news!
 
2012-11-08 08:08:11 PM  
FTFA: "[Republicans] didn't lose because of demographics; 3 million of their voters stayed home."

Then, by definition, they are NOT republican voters.
 
2012-11-08 08:08:12 PM  

Mugato: The truth is that Rush is an addict balls deep in a Dominican boy.


That's all you had to say.
 
2012-11-08 08:09:08 PM  

gingerjet: Mugato: /is Florida still not decided? Republicans were off their game voting fraud-wise

Romney conceded defeat in Florida a few hours ago


More significantly Obama took the Cuban vote, which a Dem hasn't done in over 50 years
 
2012-11-08 08:09:23 PM  
Conservatives got all the votes they were gonna get. The parasites out-number the host population, and you can actually get them to put down the crack pipe and disengage from their homosexual sodomy for a day and go vote on the presidential election days when a drug addicted homotard like Obama is on the ballot.
 
2012-11-08 08:09:32 PM  
Here's the GOPs base on Puerto Rican statehood:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2956809/posts#comment

Good luck with that.
 
2012-11-08 08:11:53 PM  

Noam Chimpsky: Conservatives got all the votes they were gonna get. The parasites out-number the host population, and you can actually get them to put down the crack pipe and disengage from their homosexual sodomy for a day and go vote on the presidential election days when a drug addicted homotard like Obama is on the ballot.


Eh... 6/10. The "drug addicted homotard like Obama" was a bit much, but worth a chuckle.
 
2012-11-08 08:12:26 PM  
bigbaddie.com

The "silent majority" is still real to me, dammit!!!
 
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