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(NBC New York)   Gov. Christie says New Jersey stinks even worse than it usually does   (nbcnewyork.com) divider line 48
    More: Obvious, New Jersey, PVSC, New York Harbor, passaic, sewage, Middlesex County, DEP  
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2012-11-08 04:41:59 PM
Kiss her where it smells, take her to New Jersey
 
2012-11-08 04:43:24 PM
Normally I would come in here and defend the Garden State in threads like these.

But I got nothin'. This place sucks.
 
2012-11-08 04:43:30 PM
When I was a kid, it was much worse......I can remember when the Passaic River caught fire.


/Get off my lawn.
 
2012-11-08 04:44:29 PM
He should try washing under his chins more.

DNRTFA
 
2012-11-08 04:45:03 PM
50 million gallons of raw sewage a day? That's like what, a 10% increase over normal?

/NJ stinks
 
2012-11-08 04:45:13 PM
i.qkme.me
/search your nasal passages, you know it to be true
 
2012-11-08 04:45:24 PM
Not sure if this has shown up elsewhere on FARK, but mayor Corey Booker is killing it:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/11/08/cory-booker-hot-pockets_n_20 9 2772.html
 
2012-11-08 04:46:20 PM
gangnam style

www.memehumor.com
 
2012-11-08 04:46:39 PM
blogdailyherald.com
 
2012-11-08 04:56:03 PM
Oh please make this a Guido thread.
 
2012-11-08 04:58:12 PM
So it's kinda like this:

www.outlookindia.com
 
2012-11-08 05:02:49 PM
Does the water tingle on your face for a refreshing burst in the morning?
 
2012-11-08 05:08:00 PM
You can't blame that on me this time.
 
2012-11-08 05:14:23 PM
no surprise, its like dogs, they smell worse when wet...
 
2012-11-08 05:16:17 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You can't blame that on me this time.


It was just you and me in the elevator.
 
2012-11-08 05:17:46 PM

MBooda: It was just you and me in the elevator.


... you're saying it was the elevator, then?

You shouldn't give it the shaft.
 
2012-11-08 05:22:54 PM
One additional smell that people will be enduring soon, if they aren't already, is the smell from food rotting in refrigerators.

One of the strangest phenomena following Katrina was the discovery that no matter what was in a refrigerator when the power went out, they all smelled EXACTLY the same when they started to rot. That smell permeated the whole city for about 2 months after The Thing. Then, for the next 2 or 3 months, you'd smell it again once every couple of days and it was exactly the same stank as before.
 
2012-11-08 05:24:41 PM

MBooda: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: You can't blame that on me this time.

It was just you and me in the elevator.


Link
 
2012-11-08 05:25:18 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: MBooda: It was just you and me in the elevator.

... you're saying it was the elevator, then?

You shouldn't give it the shaft.


When it comes to elevators, Otis always gets the shaft.
www.themovielists.com
/squeeeeeee
 
2012-11-08 05:25:58 PM
Just tell Snooki to close her legs, problem solved.
www.chronicle.su
 
2012-11-08 05:27:51 PM
Like shiat it does...

/got nothin'
 
2012-11-08 05:31:10 PM

make me some tea: Oh please make this a Guido thread.


You rang?

/Lurking lurker lurks lurkfully.
 
2012-11-08 05:33:21 PM
to the tune of "Oklahoma."

Neeew Jesery where the stench comes roaring down your throat.
 
2012-11-08 05:36:17 PM
The Skylands Manor at Ringwood N.J.:

farm3.staticflickr.com

suck on it haters


hotlink
 
2012-11-08 05:50:19 PM
So, the sewage is covering the smell of dumped bodies?
 
2012-11-08 05:53:28 PM

protectyourlimbs: Link


*snert*


MBooda: When it comes to elevators, Otis always gets the shaft.
www.themovielists.com


Yes, but only in Otisburg.
 
2012-11-08 05:53:32 PM
Even atheists believe that hurricane Sandy was sent by God as punishment for "Jersey Shore."
 
2012-11-08 05:56:34 PM
The gov just needs a hot shower. Problem solved.

/sorry for that mental image.
 
2012-11-08 06:15:17 PM
We can help each other: mean-spirited bastards.

http://06880danwoog.com/2012/11/03/hard-hit-westport-helps-even-worse - off-new-jersey-and-staten-island/
 
2012-11-08 06:18:57 PM

KrispyKritter: The Skylands Manor at Ringwood N.J.:

suck on it haters


What are we supposed to suck on? The fact that you have a large building in NJ? Congratulations?

bestbuddieschallenge.org

Greatings from california. Hearst Castle says hi.
 
2012-11-08 06:31:22 PM
Castle Edward, Lake Hopatcong NJ:

usgwarchives.net

Honest Bender, pardon me all to hell for having a little Jersey pride.
 
2012-11-08 06:33:05 PM

KrispyKritter: Honest Bender, pardon me all to hell for having a little Jersey pride.


Only if you'll pardon me for having pride in my own, much better state, good sir.
 
2012-11-08 06:44:26 PM

Honest Bender: KrispyKritter: Honest Bender, pardon me all to hell for having a little Jersey pride.

Only if you'll pardon me for having pride in my own, much better state, good sir.


Your state is shaped like New Jersey, but we were here as a state first. Before you had your lalaland "business," it started here in New Jersey. So suck it, wannabe.
 
2012-11-08 06:45:27 PM

Ashrams: Just tell Snooki to close her legs, problem solved.
[www.chronicle.su image 370x278]


Yeah, except she's from New York. I imagine the fetid cum-and-tuna sandwich rot stink is stronger around Poughkeepsie.
 
2012-11-08 06:48:01 PM
I grew up on Long Beach Island. It would have been paradise had its townships the ability to ban tourists and homeowners from Northern New Jersey and New York. Those are the folks that give Jersey a bad name. The Jersey shore guidos were from New York.
 
2012-11-08 06:48:52 PM

Ashrams: Just tell Snooki to close her legs, problem solved.
[www.chronicle.su image 370x278]


I'd almost betray the human race and say she looks hittable there.
 
2012-11-08 06:53:27 PM
Snooki, guidos, passaic river..we hit em all. NJ is a shiathole. Move along now.......
 
2012-11-08 06:54:59 PM

bwilson27: Ashrams: Just tell Snooki to close her legs, problem solved.
[www.chronicle.su image 370x278]

I'd almost betray the human race and say she looks hittable there.


Well, if you did hit that, we'd have to Soylent Green your ass. So, don't hit that.
 
2012-11-08 07:14:02 PM

Lt. Cheese Weasel:


Well, if you did hit that, we'd have to Soylent Green your ass. So, don't hit that.


I'm ok now. I think I sobered up a bit.
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-08 07:44:42 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Honest Bender: KrispyKritter: Honest Bender, pardon me all to hell for having a little Jersey pride.

Only if you'll pardon me for having pride in my own, much better state, good sir.

Your state is shaped like New Jersey, but we were here as a state first. Before you had your lalaland "business," it started here in New Jersey. So suck it, wannabe.


Plus the only people in Hollywood worth a damn are from NJ.
 
2012-11-08 08:19:28 PM
JERSEY THREAD!
 
2012-11-08 09:23:17 PM
Looks like the hurricane might have disturbed all those unmarked shallow graves.
 
2012-11-08 10:18:34 PM
yeah, dogs usually smell pretty bad when they've been wet for a little while...

guestofaguest.com

/bonus: spot the awkward gay moment being had in that picture.
 
2012-11-08 11:40:23 PM
I never did hear the reason NJ has weird random stench spots. I was visiting a friend off post from Fort Dix several years ago, and even though it seemed all I was driving past on the way to and from her town were farms, I definitely smelled some kind of sewage-esque stench part of the way.
 
2012-11-08 11:41:03 PM
Also I live in NY dairy farm country, so there is no way I would confuse the two.
 
2012-11-08 11:52:34 PM

tuxq: yeah, dogs usually smell pretty bad when they've been wet for a little while...

[guestofaguest.com image 850x566]

/bonus: spot the awkward gay moment being had in that picture.


take off those glasses son, if I wanted to cum on a windshield, I'd jerk off on an overpass.
 
2012-11-09 02:35:10 AM

bwilson27: Ashrams: Just tell Snooki to close her legs, problem solved.
[www.chronicle.su image 370x278]

I'd almost betray the human race and say she looks hittable there.


Same.
 
2012-11-09 03:19:17 AM
Jersey just got thoroughly washed by Sandy. That "stink" is called "clean". You simply are not familiar with it.
 
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