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(Daily Mail)   Probably the only time using the words "spy" , "kids" and "leather chaps" won't result in a seat over there   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 55
    More: Obvious, Alexa Vega, Machete Kills, machetes, human beings, Nickelodeon Kids' Choice Awards, fetish fashion, Amber Heard, color photography  
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2012-11-08 03:09:55 PM  
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

Daaaaammmnnn!!! She went from Joseph Gordon-Levitt to Kristin Cavallari

/Fark yea Machete Kills!
 
2012-11-08 03:15:15 PM  
I wonder if there are more pics like that somewhere...
 
2012-11-08 03:34:02 PM  
Yowsa!
 
2012-11-08 03:47:17 PM  
Fist of an angry god, 6 most disappointing seconds of her life, be in my bunk, I would kid her spy...

The usual...

/Allegedly, Spy Kids is on the same Universe as Machete... wonder if she's the same character
 
2012-11-08 03:47:49 PM  
Bring me LAVA GIRL, Stat!!
 
2012-11-08 03:48:15 PM  
Well she grew up real niceand I dont have to have a seat over there! FAPTACULAR!!!
 
2012-11-08 03:49:10 PM  
DAYUM
 
2012-11-08 03:55:08 PM  
I was reading the comments earlier, and the top one was a guy saying how he did not think much of her in the first three, but she was hot in 4. I couldn't tell if he was trolling or just wanted us to know that she wasn't his type when she was 13.
 
2012-11-08 03:57:25 PM  

DarkPascual: Allegedly, Spy Kids is on the same Universe as Machete... wonder if she's the same character


That's the rumor, but the real truth is that Robert Rodriguez is contractually obligated to have Danny Trejo in every movie he directs, so it just *SEEMS* that way.
 
2012-11-08 03:57:51 PM  
She used to be a young girl so you all are pervs for thinking about her in that way.
 
2012-11-08 04:04:45 PM  
Real or fake?
 
2012-11-08 04:05:01 PM  
Friggity-frag....
 
2012-11-08 04:08:10 PM  
Holy shiat she grew up real damn nice!
 
2012-11-08 04:09:33 PM  
She's wearing the SAME EXACT OUTFIT as Nancy (Jessica Alba) did in Sin City (also directed by Rodriguez) and yet she looks (God help me) so much better.

Well played, Ms. Vega. WELL. PLAYED.
 
2012-11-08 04:09:45 PM  

fickenchucker: Real or fake?




going with real
thechive.files.wordpress.com

and fabulous

distilleryimage1.s3.amazonaws.com
 
2012-11-08 04:15:57 PM  
I never saw "Spy Kids" and I don't know who she is, but . . . daaaaaaamn.
 
2012-11-08 04:17:42 PM  
*clicks link*


.....................

www.saintpeterslincoln.com
 
2012-11-08 04:17:51 PM  
Damn. I mean...damn.
 
2012-11-08 04:19:51 PM  
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 04:23:19 PM  
her twitter feed has some amazing pics btw.
pops? why yes it does
 
2012-11-08 04:23:21 PM  
Meh, butterface.
 
2012-11-08 04:29:39 PM  

WhippingBoy: Meh, butterface.


Don't make me cut you...
 
2012-11-08 04:30:42 PM  
She grew up nicely

Que the montage of child actors who grew up nicely!!
 
2012-11-08 04:34:27 PM  
Holy moley........

fickenchucker: Real or fake?


Why would anyone care?
 
2012-11-08 04:35:06 PM  

texdent: She grew up nicely

Que the montage of child actors who grew up nicely!!


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 04:36:17 PM  

Wellon Dowd: [i.imgur.com image 850x637][i.imgur.com image 850x562]


Yummy!
 
2012-11-08 04:38:01 PM  

Wellon Dowd: texdent: She grew up nicely

Que the montage of child actors who grew up nicely!!

[i.imgur.com image 300x454]


You sir have just gone cyan with me.
/Thank you.
 
2012-11-08 04:38:39 PM  

Wellon Dowd: texdent: She grew up nicely

Que the montage of child actors who grew up nicely!!

[i.imgur.com image 300x454]


Excellent start.

filmgordon.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-08 04:40:49 PM  
Nice Boobies!
 
2012-11-08 04:45:12 PM  

olapbill: fickenchucker: Real or fake?



going with real
[thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x500]

and fabulous

[distilleryimage1.s3.amazonaws.com image 612x612]




Then kudos to her spectacular breasts who decided to come out and party. Nothing is finer than her supple mounds undulating like a waterbed.
 
2012-11-08 04:46:11 PM  
Sorry not going to post pics at work but you must admit that out of all the girls who "grew up" before our eyes on TV and movies that Lacey Chabert dusts them all
 
2012-11-08 04:48:29 PM  
Oh my. She aged well.

I saw the first Spy Kids. That was a fun movie.
 
2012-11-08 05:02:45 PM  
Dont we already have this thread?
 
2012-11-08 05:03:33 PM  
Oh.. It was redlit..

So, I'll say again..

She was fun to watch in Repo!
 
2012-11-08 05:40:19 PM  

DarkPascual: Fist of an angry god, 6 most disappointing seconds of her life, be in my bunk, I would kid her spy...

The usual...

/Allegedly, Spy Kids is on the same Universe as Machete... wonder if she's the same character


My daughter was watching Spy Kids. On their quest to find their parents, they found their uncle "Machete" played by Danny Trejo.

It isn't alleged, it's written in the movie as plain as day.
 
2012-11-08 05:43:38 PM  

Surool: DarkPascual: Fist of an angry god, 6 most disappointing seconds of her life, be in my bunk, I would kid her spy...

The usual...

/Allegedly, Spy Kids is on the same Universe as Machete... wonder if she's the same character

My daughter was watching Spy Kids. On their quest to find their parents, they found their uncle "Machete" played by Danny Trejo.

It isn't alleged, it's written in the movie as plain as day.


Yea but they don't invite him over very often. Uncle Machete has a habit of gutting the guests and using their innards as party decorations and makeshift rope swings
 
2012-11-08 05:44:09 PM  

texdent: She grew up nicely

Que the montage of child actors who grew up nicely!!


Woolwine: Remember Daveigh Chase? Little girl from Donnie Darko?

[images.starpulse.com image 392x644]

Turns out, she didn't grow up that bad

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x327]

 
2012-11-08 06:06:04 PM  
I... Uh... Wow...

Bunk, stat.
 
2012-11-08 06:17:05 PM  

Woolwine: texdent: She grew up nicely

Que the montage of child actors who grew up nicely!!

Woolwine: Remember Daveigh Chase? Little girl from Donnie Darko?

[images.starpulse.com image 392x644]

Turns out, she didn't grow up that bad

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x327]


She was also the little girl in The Ring.
 
2012-11-08 06:31:10 PM  

zato_ichi: I saw the first Spy Kids. That was a fun movie.


You should see the second one. It's a much better movie.
 
2012-11-08 06:41:33 PM  
I always thought she would turn out hot.

/What?
 
2012-11-08 06:55:09 PM  
cara de mantequilla
 
2012-11-08 07:42:02 PM  
F*CK!!!!
 
2012-11-08 09:15:45 PM  
Can't stop spoogin'. Neighbors below me are complaining.
 
2012-11-08 10:08:07 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Surool: DarkPascual: Fist of an angry god, 6 most disappointing seconds of her life, be in my bunk, I would kid her spy...

The usual...

/Allegedly, Spy Kids is on the same Universe as Machete... wonder if she's the same character

My daughter was watching Spy Kids. On their quest to find their parents, they found their uncle "Machete" played by Danny Trejo.

It isn't alleged, it's written in the movie as plain as day.

Yea but they don't invite him over very often. Uncle Machete has a habit of gutting the guests and using their innards as party decorations and makeshift rope swings


Actually, Uncle Machete had a falling out with his brother (their dad), so they didn't even know this guy was their real uncle. If I remember correctly, he did have to cover for the kids' escape, and they didn't actually show what happened to the bad guys he was left to fight.
 
2012-11-08 10:24:16 PM  

Wellon Dowd: texdent: She grew up nicely

Que the montage of child actors who grew up nicely!!

[i.imgur.com image 300x454]


Jesus Christ, That's 'Harriet the spy' - with Rosie o'donnell..

remember?
www.thefancarpet.com

my kids' favorite movie at the time..can't believe she turned out that ...umm ..well.. grown up.
/linked
 
2012-11-08 10:30:29 PM  

texdent: Que the montage of child actors who grew up nicely!!


Sigh..."Que" is not a verb. "Cue" is a verb, if you want something right now, or you can use "enqueue" if you want something for later. "Queue" without the "en-" prefix is a noun. "Que" isn't even English.
 
2012-11-08 10:46:48 PM  
She got to share the screen with Ricardo Montalban in his last on-screen movie role. So she has that going for her.
 
2012-11-08 11:13:27 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: texdent: Que the montage of child actors who grew up nicely!!

Sigh..."Que" is not a verb. "Cue" is a verb, if you want something right now, or you can use "enqueue" if you want something for later. "Queue" without the "en-" prefix is a noun. "Que" isn't even English.


Que?
 
2012-11-09 12:08:01 AM  
can't believe she turned out that ...umm ..well.. grown up.
/linked

you mean Rosie dont you? yeah she's hot
 
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