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(Gawker)   Let's all play the hilarious new Twitter game "Drunk Nate Silver," in which you guess what an inebriated Silver did after the election results came in. "Drunk Nate Silver is riding the subway, telling strangers the day they will die"   (gawker.com) divider line 103
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2012-11-08 03:01:44 PM
Nate Silver 2.0 is among the greatest twitter feed of all time. OF ALL TIME.
 
2012-11-08 03:08:59 PM

DamnYankees: Nate Silver 2.0 is among the greatest twitter feed of all time. OF ALL TIME.


It doesn't come close to the Mayor Emmanuel feed.
 
2012-11-08 03:24:23 PM
I read somewhere that sales of his book are skyrocketing since the election.

Good for him.
 
2012-11-08 03:24:32 PM
Drunk Nate Silver is crying into the barrel of a revolver over his impending unemployment for the next three and a half years.
 
2012-11-08 03:27:49 PM

sprawl15: Drunk Nate Silver is crying into the barrel of a revolver over his impending unemployment for the next three and a half years.


He got one state wrong in 2008 and none wrong this year. He's had constant employment since the 2008 election. Why is he suddenly going to be unemployed?
 
2012-11-08 03:28:19 PM
Drunk Nate Silver is passed out at the Craps table in Vegas...on a bed of cash.
 
2012-11-08 03:28:25 PM
Drunk Nate Silver refuses to accept the fact that Romney achieved his inevitable victory
 
2012-11-08 03:28:57 PM

sprawl15: Drunk Nate Silver is crying into the barrel of a revolver over his impending unemployment for the next three and a half years.


Somehow I doubt that.

Also, his book.
 
2012-11-08 03:29:42 PM
Drunk Nate Silver stumbles through traffic on the Jersey Turnpike, screaming out what time each driver will get home. #DrunkNateSilver

HAH. Love this one.
 
2012-11-08 03:29:51 PM

sprawl15: Drunk Nate Silver is crying into the barrel of a revolver over his impending unemployment for the next three and a half years.


Wow, still pissed he was right, huh?
 
2012-11-08 03:30:04 PM
Drunk Nate Silver calls up ex-girlfriends to congratulate them on their marriage and to accurately predict the date of their eminent divorce.
 
2012-11-08 03:30:31 PM

sprawl15: Drunk Nate Silver is crying into the barrel of a revolver over his impending unemployment for the next three and a half years.


i206.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-08 03:31:11 PM

EyeballKid: Drunk Nate Silver calls up ex-girlfriends to congratulate them on their marriage and to accurately predict the date of their eminent imminent divorce.


/goddammit
 
2012-11-08 03:31:53 PM
Drunk and disgraced Nate Silver is giving a tearful footjob to Dean Chambers of Unskewedpolls.com
 
2012-11-08 03:31:58 PM

EdNortonsTwin: Drunk Nate Silver is passed out at the Craps table in Vegas...on a bed of cash.


His tiny body covered in cocaine residue, hookers, and crusted semen.

/Livin' the dream.
 
2012-11-08 03:32:16 PM

sprawl15: Drunk Nate Silver is crying into the barrel of a revolver over his impending unemployment for the next three and a half years.


I think you're forgetting the upcoming Senate races in 2014?
 
2012-11-08 03:33:32 PM

Jackson Herring: Drunk and disgraced Nate Silver is giving a tearful footjob to Dean Chambers of Unskewedpolls.com


Drunk Nate Silver is letting Dick Morris suck on his toes.
 
2012-11-08 03:33:38 PM
Drunk Nate Silver fondles your girlfriend's breasts; claims he's "gathering data"
 
2012-11-08 03:35:48 PM
I want him to do this while drunk...

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 03:35:54 PM
Drunk Nate Silver calls his pizza delivery man every ten minutes updating his delivery time
 
2012-11-08 03:36:04 PM

GAT_00: sprawl15: Drunk Nate Silver is crying into the barrel of a revolver over his impending unemployment for the next three and a half years.

He got one state wrong in 2008 and none wrong this year. He's had constant employment since the 2008 election. Why is he suddenly going to be unemployed?


But... he got that senate in South (I think) Dakota wrong, how can he be trusted?

/derp
//could be North Dakota, as if there's a difference.
 
2012-11-08 03:36:39 PM
Drunk Nate Silver is BEGGING Dick Morris to suck on his toes. How could Nate Silver have been so wrong? Wake up Amercia
 
2012-11-08 03:37:51 PM
Drunk Nate Silver calls up David Brooks to tell him when the NYTimes is going to fire his useless ass.
 
2012-11-08 03:38:58 PM
Drunk Nate Silver flips each coin in his pocket one by one, nodding silently each time he observes the results.
 
2012-11-08 03:39:51 PM

GAT_00: sprawl15: Drunk Nate Silver is crying into the barrel of a revolver over his impending unemployment for the next three and a half years.

He got one state wrong in 2008 and none wrong this year. He's had constant employment since the 2008 election. Why is he suddenly going to be unemployed?


if nothing else the bookies will be looking to him for the odds...
 
2012-11-08 03:40:29 PM
Drunk Nate Silver hails the Cash Cab, bankrupts the network
 
2012-11-08 03:40:54 PM

CokeBear: Also, his book.


why would someone hire him to have already written a book
 
2012-11-08 03:43:46 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-08 03:44:20 PM
Drunk Nate Silver slides a quarter into an assorted gumball machine and whispers *green*

As a green one slides out, he nods silently and hands it to a smiling child.
 
2012-11-08 03:44:21 PM
Drunk Sam Wang is planning how to murder Drunk Nate Silver
 
2012-11-08 03:45:18 PM
Drunk Nate Silver is wandering around to all of the local movie theaters, spraypainting predicted Metacritic ratings on the Coming Soon posters.
 
2012-11-08 03:45:44 PM
Drunk Nate Silver is wandering around Montana, trying to find the voter that didn't vote the way he predicted, so next time he'll be 130,000,000 for 130,000,000.
 
2012-11-08 03:48:59 PM
I liked this story on Nate, where a guy looks at Nate's predicted outcome, and margin of error, and concludes that 16 states were outside the MOE.

The best part is the "UPDATE" after he realizes MOE of +-, and his calculations of them were off by a factor of 2. Link

End result, 96% of the states (includes DC) were within the MOE.

Nate's MOE uses a 95% confidence interval. Which means on average, 5% should be outside the MOE.

This suggests his confidence model was pretty farking accurate.
 
2012-11-08 03:49:37 PM
Drunk Nate Silver called Melania Trump (nee Knaus) and told her when the Donald will cheat on her.
 
2012-11-08 03:50:51 PM

sprawl15: CokeBear: Also, his book.

why would someone hire him to have already written a book


Why would anyone write a book?

If it sounds like a stupid question before you press the "Add Comment" button, perhaps you should consider not clicking that button.
 
2012-11-08 03:51:24 PM
Drunk Nate Silver loses his shiat whenever he hears somebody mention UnskewedPolls.
 
2012-11-08 03:51:28 PM
Drunk Nate Silver predicts an increase of 90% of CRY MOAR pictures from Right Wingers surfacing in the internets.
 
2012-11-08 03:52:34 PM

DamnYankees: Nate Silver 2.0 is among the greatest twitter feed of all time. OF ALL TIME.


That is hilariously brilliant.

The last Aztec shaman whispered to me his methodology. "Don't oversample partisans," he warned. "Tenochtitlan fell to independent voters."
 
2012-11-08 03:54:24 PM
Drunk Nate Silver puts one quarter into the coin shower game at the Pier. $387.50 pours out of the machine.
 
2012-11-08 03:55:24 PM
Drunk Nate Silver calculates Pi to it's end. Mumbles "I thought so." Falls asleep.
 
2012-11-08 03:55:58 PM
Drunk Nate Silver calls Shrodinger, says "Let me tell you about your damned cat . . ."
 
2012-11-08 03:56:29 PM

Bleyo: DamnYankees: Nate Silver 2.0 is among the greatest twitter feed of all time. OF ALL TIME.

That is hilariously brilliant.

The last Aztec shaman whispered to me his methodology. "Don't oversample partisans," he warned. "Tenochtitlan fell to independent voters."


"Light. All is Light." is the greatest reaction to the reelection.
 
2012-11-08 04:00:36 PM

impaler: I liked this story on Nate, where a guy looks at Nate's predicted outcome, and margin of error, and concludes that 16 states were outside the MOE.

The best part is the "UPDATE" after he realizes MOE of +-, and his calculations of them were off by a factor of 2. Link

End result, 96% of the states (includes DC) were within the MOE.

Nate's MOE uses a 95% confidence interval. Which means on average, 5% should be outside the MOE.

This suggests his confidence model was pretty farking accurate.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 04:03:46 PM
Drunk Nate Silver turns in his next 10 years worth of tax returns in advance. The IRS sends him his refund.
 
2012-11-08 04:13:13 PM
Drunk Nate Silver writes angry letters to Gary Oldman about "that farking coin flipping scene."
 
2012-11-08 04:14:53 PM
Drunk Nate Silver determines there are actually only 49.685763 Shades of Grey...
 
2012-11-08 04:15:24 PM

Stile4aly: Drunk Nate Silver turns in his next 10 years worth of tax returns in advance. The IRS sends him his refund.


I like this one. This is good.
 
2012-11-08 04:16:58 PM

soaboutthat: GAT_00: sprawl15: Drunk Nate Silver is crying into the barrel of a revolver over his impending unemployment for the next three and a half years.

He got one state wrong in 2008 and none wrong this year. He's had constant employment since the 2008 election. Why is he suddenly going to be unemployed?

But... he got that senate in South (I think) Dakota wrong, how can he be trusted?

/derp
//could be North Dakota, as if there's a difference.


Whatever, North Dakota is Best Dakota!
 
2012-11-08 04:17:08 PM
i17.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-08 04:21:08 PM
Drunk Nate Silver writes down next week's winning Powerball numbers, then mails them to his exes so they arrive one day late.
 
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