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(Gawker)   Taco Bell soon to introduce tantalizing new menu items, all designed for the ever evolving American palate. "Dubbed "loaded grillers," the savory snacks will essentially be nachos, chicken or a loaded baked potato, all wrapped in a tortilla"   (gawker.com) divider line 23
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2012-11-08 12:14:45 PM  
7 votes:
LOOK WHAT YOU DID COLORADO AND WASHINGTON

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
2012-11-08 01:02:13 PM  
6 votes:
This is a good step, but why stop there? Why not cultivate the advances in stuffed crust pizza technology to pioneer a hollow, flavored tortilla? The tortilla itself tastes like nachos, chicken, and potatoes, and inside its hollow interior can be squirted a flavored paste of nachos, chicken, and potatoes.Then, the flavored, stuffed tortilla is wrapped around actual nachos, chicken, and potatoes and served on a bed of nachos, chicken, and potatoes. That's what I'm waiting for.
2012-11-08 02:13:50 PM  
3 votes:
I don't remember the comedian (maybe gaffigan), but one had a skit that went something like this:

I used to work at a Mexican restaurant, and people would always ask what a menu item is. "Oh, a flauta? What is that?" It's a tortilla with meat, vegetables, and cheese. The thing about Mexican restaurants is, no matter what item of food you're looking at, the answer is always the same. It's a tortilla with meat, vegetables and cheese.
2012-11-08 03:44:13 PM  
2 votes:
i26.photobucket.com

/not the picture I was looking for.
//but it'll do.
2012-11-08 02:59:18 PM  
2 votes:
JackieRabbit Smartest
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2012-11-08 02:47:38 PM


I think I'll stick with the real taqueria near me, where more often than not, I am the only Anglo in the place. Daaaamn their food is good!




You're so multi-cultural and open minded!
Do you enjoy hip hop music as well?
2012-11-08 02:16:44 PM  
2 votes:

reillan: I don't remember the comedian (maybe gaffigan), but one had a skit that went something like this:

I used to work at a Mexican restaurant, and people would always ask what a menu item is. "Oh, a flauta? What is that?" It's a tortilla with meat, vegetables, and cheese. The thing about Mexican restaurants is, no matter what item of food you're looking at, the answer is always the same. It's a tortilla with meat, vegetables and cheese.


You are correct, it is Gaffigan.
"Why don't you say a Spanish word and I will bring you something?"
2012-11-08 05:21:25 PM  
1 votes:

Osomatic: Sometimes I get a craving for Taco Bell. At that time, I am not craving Mexican food. If I was, I would go to a Mexican place. What I am craving is Taco Bell.


It sometimes hits me, too. There's something so deliciously awesome about their cheap-ass bean "burritos". I can usually suck down three or four without overloading my large intestine.
2012-11-08 03:26:58 PM  
1 votes:

JackieRabbit: I think I'll stick with the real taqueria near me, where more often than not, I am the only Anglo in the place. Daaaamn their food is good!


Well, good for you. I imagine the Mexicans are impressed. And hey, there's plenty of real taquerias near me too, and I often go there. Not to mention pupuserias, a place that serves amazing colombian food, etc etc. And it's absolutely no skin off my nose if you don't ever want Taco Bell. To each his own.

Here's the thing, though. Sometimes I get a craving for Taco Bell. At that time, I am not craving Mexican food. If I was, I would go to a Mexican place. What I am craving is Taco Bell. And that's okay. So please, for the love of pete, you and everybody else stop with the "you should eat at a real Mexican place instead of Taco Bell." Because I will, when what I want is Mexican. 'kay?
2012-11-08 02:17:45 PM  
1 votes:

vudukungfu: Imma open a restaurant called "the Trough" because fark it, Americans don't' give a fark. they'll shovel anything into their gaping maws. As long as it's greasy and salty and hot, they'll suck it down and waddle away with empty wallets. I'll server various versions of slop in bowls. maybe put a high fructose corn syrup type soda fountain on each table. Then charge by the gallon as they serve themselves. Hose the place out each night and laugh all the way to the bank. If People want to be fat, disgusting pigs, I may as well make a profit off of them.


NOW yer gettin' it!

This is the entire impulse behind the fast-food industry. However, you'll have to pay tribute to St. Ronald on the fourth of every month.
2012-11-08 02:13:58 PM  
1 votes:
Thanks for helping to remind me why I detest all Gawker Media sites.

Also, I really don't understand why people hate on Taco Bell so much, having worked there for many years when I was in school.
2012-11-08 02:12:52 PM  
1 votes:

zato_ichi: spidermilk: Is this because the only vegetable Americans will eat is a potato?

Don't forget onion rings, or jalapeno poppers, spinach and artichoke dip, banana split, cherry cheesecake...


Fried pickles, chocolate covered onions, broccoli smothered in "cheese product."
2012-11-08 02:10:16 PM  
1 votes:

spidermilk: Is this because the only vegetable Americans will eat is a potato?


Don't forget onion rings, or jalapeno poppers, spinach and artichoke dip, banana split, cherry cheesecake...
2012-11-08 02:09:40 PM  
1 votes:
"If you build it, they will come"
blogs.seattleweekly.com
2012-11-08 02:05:46 PM  
1 votes:
Speaking of things that everyone says are horrible but are in fact awesome, when does the McRib come back? And have they figured out a way to serve it inside of a Dorito yet?
2012-11-08 01:52:53 PM  
1 votes:
Reminds me of the KFC Bowls. (NSFW)
2012-11-08 01:49:58 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2012-11-08 01:38:43 PM  
1 votes:
Taco Bell soon to introduce sanitizing

You can understand why I made this mistake.
2012-11-08 01:37:00 PM  
1 votes:
Looks like I'm gonna need a sh*t load more of these...

4.bp.blogspot.com
2012-11-08 01:32:34 PM  
1 votes:

ecmoRandomNumbers: Eventually they'll just drop the pretense and serve buckets o' slop. You just go sit at your trough and they bring a bucket and throw it in.


I believe they already serve a small version of that at KFC.
2012-11-08 01:03:55 PM  
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: This is a good step, but why stop there? Why not cultivate the advances in stuffed crust pizza technology to pioneer a hollow, flavored tortilla? The tortilla itself tastes like nachos, chicken, and potatoes, and inside its hollow interior can be squirted a flavored paste of nachos, chicken, and potatoes.Then, the flavored, stuffed tortilla is wrapped around actual nachos, chicken, and potatoes and served on a bed of nachos, chicken, and potatoes. That's what I'm waiting for.


Introducing, THE CHICKEN TACIZZA GLOBE!
2012-11-08 12:53:40 PM  
1 votes:
#124033 on the list of "how many ways can you combine the same 5 ingredients?"
2012-11-08 12:51:07 PM  
1 votes:
Eventually they'll just drop the pretense and serve buckets o' slop. You just go sit at your trough and they bring a bucket and throw it in.
2012-11-08 12:37:12 PM  
1 votes:

Aarontology: LOOK WHAT YOU DID COLORADO AND WASHINGTON

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.


Heh heh. Was going to make a similar comment.

(And yes, we are. :-)
 
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