reillan: I don't remember the comedian (maybe gaffigan), but one had a skit that went something like this:I used to work at a Mexican restaurant, and people would always ask what a menu item is. "Oh, a flauta? What is that?" It's a tortilla with meat, vegetables, and cheese. The thing about Mexican restaurants is, no matter what item of food you're looking at, the answer is always the same. It's a tortilla with meat, vegetables and cheese.
Osomatic: Sometimes I get a craving for Taco Bell. At that time, I am not craving Mexican food. If I was, I would go to a Mexican place. What I am craving is Taco Bell.
JackieRabbit: I think I'll stick with the real taqueria near me, where more often than not, I am the only Anglo in the place. Daaaamn their food is good!
vudukungfu: Imma open a restaurant called "the Trough" because fark it, Americans don't' give a fark. they'll shovel anything into their gaping maws. As long as it's greasy and salty and hot, they'll suck it down and waddle away with empty wallets. I'll server various versions of slop in bowls. maybe put a high fructose corn syrup type soda fountain on each table. Then charge by the gallon as they serve themselves. Hose the place out each night and laugh all the way to the bank. If People want to be fat, disgusting pigs, I may as well make a profit off of them.
zato_ichi: spidermilk: Is this because the only vegetable Americans will eat is a potato?Don't forget onion rings, or jalapeno poppers, spinach and artichoke dip, banana split, cherry cheesecake...
spidermilk: Is this because the only vegetable Americans will eat is a potato?
ecmoRandomNumbers: Eventually they'll just drop the pretense and serve buckets o' slop. You just go sit at your trough and they bring a bucket and throw it in.
Pocket Ninja: This is a good step, but why stop there? Why not cultivate the advances in stuffed crust pizza technology to pioneer a hollow, flavored tortilla? The tortilla itself tastes like nachos, chicken, and potatoes, and inside its hollow interior can be squirted a flavored paste of nachos, chicken, and potatoes.Then, the flavored, stuffed tortilla is wrapped around actual nachos, chicken, and potatoes and served on a bed of nachos, chicken, and potatoes. That's what I'm waiting for.
Aarontology: LOOK WHAT YOU DID COLORADO AND WASHINGTONI HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
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