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(Gawker)   Taco Bell soon to introduce tantalizing new menu items, all designed for the ever evolving American palate. "Dubbed "loaded grillers," the savory snacks will essentially be nachos, chicken or a loaded baked potato, all wrapped in a tortilla"   (gawker.com) divider line 77
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2012-11-08 02:55:00 PM  
And yet they still won't bring back the shrimp taco.
 
2012-11-08 02:55:20 PM  
So, they're wrapping their Cheesy Potato in a shell and leaving out the meat?
 
2012-11-08 02:55:48 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The nacho one sounds pretty good, but I've never been a big fan of potatos in my Hispanic food.


Potato tacos are pretty common in Mexico. Tacos De Papa.
 
2012-11-08 02:59:18 PM  
JackieRabbit Smartest
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2012-11-08 02:47:38 PM


I think I'll stick with the real taqueria near me, where more often than not, I am the only Anglo in the place. Daaaamn their food is good!




You're so multi-cultural and open minded!
Do you enjoy hip hop music as well?
 
2012-11-08 03:15:16 PM  

doubled99: JackieRabbit Smartest
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2012-11-08 02:47:38 PM


I think I'll stick with the real taqueria near me, where more often than not, I am the only Anglo in the place. Daaaamn their food is good!



You're so multi-cultural and open minded!
Do you enjoy hip hop music as well?


Hip-hop is NOT music. When you want REAL Mexican food, where do you go? Unfortunately, most Americans have to settle for Americanized faux food. I'm lucky we have a sizable Hispanic population in my area.
 
2012-11-08 03:19:45 PM  
Hamilton Nolan is a professional ass and a hack. You needn't take anything he says seriously.
 
2012-11-08 03:26:58 PM  

JackieRabbit: I think I'll stick with the real taqueria near me, where more often than not, I am the only Anglo in the place. Daaaamn their food is good!


Well, good for you. I imagine the Mexicans are impressed. And hey, there's plenty of real taquerias near me too, and I often go there. Not to mention pupuserias, a place that serves amazing colombian food, etc etc. And it's absolutely no skin off my nose if you don't ever want Taco Bell. To each his own.

Here's the thing, though. Sometimes I get a craving for Taco Bell. At that time, I am not craving Mexican food. If I was, I would go to a Mexican place. What I am craving is Taco Bell. And that's okay. So please, for the love of pete, you and everybody else stop with the "you should eat at a real Mexican place instead of Taco Bell." Because I will, when what I want is Mexican. 'kay?
 
2012-11-08 03:38:49 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: The nacho one sounds pretty good, but I've never been a big fan of potatos in my Hispanic food.


Taco Bell already has potato soft tacos and I actually really enjoy them. I also got a burrito at some chain up in Oregon that puts potatoes in non-breakfast burritos. Surprisingly delicious.
 
2012-11-08 03:44:13 PM  
i26.photobucket.com

/not the picture I was looking for.
//but it'll do.
 
2012-11-08 03:51:16 PM  

Pocket Ninja: This is a good step, but why stop there? Why not cultivate the advances in stuffed crust pizza technology to pioneer a hollow, flavored tortilla? The tortilla itself tastes like nachos, chicken, and potatoes, and inside its hollow interior can be squirted a flavored paste of nachos, chicken, and potatoes.Then, the flavored, stuffed tortilla is wrapped around actual nachos, chicken, and potatoes and served on a bed of nachos, chicken, and potatoes. That's what I'm waiting for.


It's like the time cube of food.....
 
2012-11-08 03:55:47 PM  
This thread needs more Taco Town.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 04:10:45 PM  

Osomatic: Well, good for you. I imagine the Mexicans are impressed. And hey, there's plenty of real taquerias near me too, and I often go there. Not to mention pupuserias, a place that serves amazing colombian food, etc etc. And it's absolutely no skin off my nose if you don't ever want Taco Bell. To each his own.

Here's the thing, though. Sometimes I get a craving for Taco Bell. At that time, I am not craving Mexican food. If I was, I would go to a Mexican place. What I am craving is Taco Bell. And that's okay. So please, for the love of pete, you and everybody else stop with the "you should eat at a real Mexican place instead of Taco Bell." Because I will, when what I want is Mexican. 'kay?


Yep.
 
2012-11-08 04:22:41 PM  

spidermilk: Is this because the only vegetable Americans will eat is a potato?

Also, how can this be good? And also, do Americans realize that you can buy a 5 lb sack of potatoes for $1 (that is the sale price at my store) and tortillas at prb 8 for $1 and make these in the microwave in 5 minutes?


Haha, this is funny because french fries and ketchup are the only 'vegetables' fat ammerikins will eat!
 
2012-11-08 05:21:25 PM  

Osomatic: Sometimes I get a craving for Taco Bell. At that time, I am not craving Mexican food. If I was, I would go to a Mexican place. What I am craving is Taco Bell.


It sometimes hits me, too. There's something so deliciously awesome about their cheap-ass bean "burritos". I can usually suck down three or four without overloading my large intestine.
 
2012-11-08 05:25:34 PM  
Came for a mention of Roybertito's, left grumbling that if one wants a job done properly one has to do it one's self.

(And yes, this has subtitles, so you can see the lulztasticness of the Spanish commentary even if you don't sit at a taqueria on Saturday nights drunk watching Sabado Gigante. :D)
 
2012-11-08 05:31:40 PM  
images.tvrage.com

YABAGOYAH!
 
2012-11-08 05:52:27 PM  
Well, if you throw enough shiat against the wall, some of it will stick. Can't blame Taco Bell for trying.
 
2012-11-08 05:57:45 PM  
Who the fark cares? It's taco bell. It's "food" for poor people and college students with bad judgment.
 
2012-11-08 06:10:28 PM  

SirEattonHogg: Who the fark cares? It's taco bell. It's "food" for poor people and college students with bad judgment.


You forgot stoners dude.
 
2012-11-08 06:18:08 PM  
I have Taco Bell on occasion. It's not as bad as people like to pretend-- It's meat, lettuce, tomatoes, and tortillas with some cheese food and refried beans, sometimes. Hardly as bad as McDonald's or Burger King's offerings, and great deal less loaded with MSG than KFC.

But lately, they've changed their chicken. It used to just be chicken. No particular flavor-- Just, well, chicken flavor. Now, however, it has a kind of lime flavor. It's awful. It wanted a lime taco, I'd ask for a lime taco. I want a CHICKEN taco, hence it should taste LIKE CHICKEN.

Dammit Taco Bell... You took away the second-best thing on your menu (Chicken Quesedilla) and replaced it with some awful lime-flavored mess.

/Best-tasting thing on the menu is a steak supreme chalupa.
//Only eat it when I have little time and/or choice... But it's not as horrible as people pretend it is.
 
2012-11-08 06:29:36 PM  
Dont forget the ice cream. 

After.

Just Sayin'
 
2012-11-08 07:20:53 PM  
You'll still take a massive dump, but now you'll do it with your pinky pointing up.
 
2012-11-08 08:21:44 PM  
doubled99

2012-11-08 02:59:18 PM
JackieRabbit Smartest
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2012-11-08 02:47:38 PM


I think I'll stick with the real taqueria near me, where more often than not, I am the only Anglo in the place. Daaaamn their food is good!



You're so multi-cultural and open minded!
Do you enjoy hip hop music as well
?

Why be snarky, taqueria stuff is awesome. Tacos con carnitas, por favor. 

I used to dream about that stuff when I was working in Asia.
 
2012-11-08 09:07:38 PM  

Aarontology: LOOK WHAT YOU DID COLORADO AND WASHINGTON

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.


You're welcome!

/Wipes Doritos Taco residue off hands
 
2012-11-08 10:51:32 PM  
I eat as much food as possible in a tortilla, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.

/seriously
 
2012-11-09 09:11:50 AM  
SirEattonHogg Smartest
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2012-11-08 08:21:44 PM


doubled99

2012-11-08 02:59:18 PM
JackieRabbit Smartest
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2012-11-08 02:47:38 PM


I think I'll stick with the real taqueria near me, where more often than not, I am the only Anglo in the place. Daaaamn their food is good!



You're so multi-cultural and open minded!
Do you enjoy hip hop music as well?

Why be snarky, taqueria stuff is awesome. Tacos con carnitas, por favor.

I used to dream about that stuff when I was working in Asia.


What a question!
 
2012-11-09 09:19:23 AM  
Still not going to be as good as (insert the name of ANY other cheap mesican fud gut flamer here

Taco Bell is kind of gross..I eat there, regret it, wait about a month, eat there again, regret, wait about a month and so on and so forth. I can honestly say, My Mother NEVER went to Taco Bell
 
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