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(Gawker)   Taco Bell soon to introduce tantalizing new menu items, all designed for the ever evolving American palate. "Dubbed "loaded grillers," the savory snacks will essentially be nachos, chicken or a loaded baked potato, all wrapped in a tortilla"   (gawker.com) divider line 77
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2012-11-08 12:12:46 PM
Delay between invention in Kim Possible world and invention in real world: 10 years

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/Just enough time to Kickstart my 'brainwashing shampoo & cranium rinse'
/Lather, rinse, and obey!
 
2012-11-08 12:14:45 PM
LOOK WHAT YOU DID COLORADO AND WASHINGTON

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.
 
2012-11-08 12:25:53 PM
Part of me wants to roll my eyes on how sad this makes humanity look. Part.
 
2012-11-08 12:37:12 PM

Aarontology: LOOK WHAT YOU DID COLORADO AND WASHINGTON

I HOPE YOU'RE PROUD OF YOURSELVES.


Heh heh. Was going to make a similar comment.

(And yes, we are. :-)
 
2012-11-08 12:51:07 PM
Eventually they'll just drop the pretense and serve buckets o' slop. You just go sit at your trough and they bring a bucket and throw it in.
 
2012-11-08 12:53:40 PM
#124033 on the list of "how many ways can you combine the same 5 ingredients?"
 
2012-11-08 12:58:48 PM
TACO TOWN

/somebody had to
 
2012-11-08 01:02:13 PM
This is a good step, but why stop there? Why not cultivate the advances in stuffed crust pizza technology to pioneer a hollow, flavored tortilla? The tortilla itself tastes like nachos, chicken, and potatoes, and inside its hollow interior can be squirted a flavored paste of nachos, chicken, and potatoes.Then, the flavored, stuffed tortilla is wrapped around actual nachos, chicken, and potatoes and served on a bed of nachos, chicken, and potatoes. That's what I'm waiting for.
 
2012-11-08 01:03:55 PM

Pocket Ninja: This is a good step, but why stop there? Why not cultivate the advances in stuffed crust pizza technology to pioneer a hollow, flavored tortilla? The tortilla itself tastes like nachos, chicken, and potatoes, and inside its hollow interior can be squirted a flavored paste of nachos, chicken, and potatoes.Then, the flavored, stuffed tortilla is wrapped around actual nachos, chicken, and potatoes and served on a bed of nachos, chicken, and potatoes. That's what I'm waiting for.


Introducing, THE CHICKEN TACIZZA GLOBE!
 
2012-11-08 01:29:20 PM
Or you could be lucky enough to live near a Menna's
 
2012-11-08 01:31:47 PM

the savory snacks will essentially be nachos, chicken or a loaded baked potato


They probably meant "A chicken".


Four whole fried chickens and a coke
 
2012-11-08 01:32:18 PM

ytterbium: TACO TOWN

/somebody had to


Came for Taco Town.....Leaving.....*urp*...satisfied.
 
2012-11-08 01:32:34 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Eventually they'll just drop the pretense and serve buckets o' slop. You just go sit at your trough and they bring a bucket and throw it in.


I believe they already serve a small version of that at KFC.
 
2012-11-08 01:37:00 PM
Looks like I'm gonna need a sh*t load more of these...

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2012-11-08 01:38:41 PM
I'm loving the Funyion Tacos they are currently test-marketing here in Toledo.
 
2012-11-08 01:38:43 PM
Taco Bell soon to introduce sanitizing

You can understand why I made this mistake.
 
2012-11-08 01:40:43 PM
Of all the fast food restaurants, they have the most room to grow. All they have to do is wrap any and every good item in a tortilla or taco shell and, Voila! a new Mexican dish! I am waiting for them to start serving Mexican burgers and fries.
 
2012-11-08 01:46:06 PM
I was a part of the team that in a drunken haze invented the potato chip fajita in my dorm room. Drunk hungry and with nothing in the room to eat but tortillas, chips and tabasco sauce and history was made.
 
2012-11-08 01:49:30 PM
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2012-11-08 01:49:40 PM
Is this because the only vegetable Americans will eat is a potato?

Also, how can this be good? And also, do Americans realize that you can buy a 5 lb sack of potatoes for $1 (that is the sale price at my store) and tortillas at prb 8 for $1 and make these in the microwave in 5 minutes?
 
2012-11-08 01:49:58 PM
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2012-11-08 01:52:11 PM
This is why we can't have nice thi....RTFA...no, wait, that sounds kind of good.

/Stupid Gawker food snobs
//runs for border
 
2012-11-08 01:52:19 PM
The nacho one sounds pretty good, but I've never been a big fan of potatos in my Hispanic food.
 
2012-11-08 01:52:53 PM
Reminds me of the KFC Bowls. (NSFW)
 
2012-11-08 01:53:23 PM
Holy shiat, why is this a big deal? I mean, isn't a baked potato about the least obnoxious thing you could eat at a fast food restaurant? And tortillas are so fattening or something? This isn't like a sandwich bun made of fried chicken. Why can't we try new things?
 
2012-11-08 01:53:38 PM
I am doubling my e-trade investment in quilted northern.
 
2012-11-08 01:57:05 PM
Tell us how you really feel, article writer.
 
2012-11-08 01:59:11 PM
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2012-11-08 02:00:19 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: Eventually they'll just drop the pretense and serve buckets o' slop. You just go sit at your trough and they bring a bucket and throw it in.


SNL did it back in the Belushi days with "Trough and Brew."
 
2012-11-08 02:00:47 PM

DeathCipris: Reminds me of the KFC Bowls. (NSFW)


I love this bit. In spite of the fact that I like the KFC Bowls. They're like fast food's answer to shepherd's pie. Yum.
 
2012-11-08 02:02:43 PM

Canton: DeathCipris: Reminds me of the KFC Bowls. (NSFW)

I love this bit. In spite of the fact that I like the KFC Bowls. They're like fast food's answer to shepherd's pie. Yum.


"Jesus come work my jaw for me and help my sloppy pile of food go down."
 
2012-11-08 02:04:39 PM
Ohh and as a side-note Patton loves those bowls too.
I never understood the point of the KFC bowls, but it does say something about America.
 
2012-11-08 02:05:46 PM
Speaking of things that everyone says are horrible but are in fact awesome, when does the McRib come back? And have they figured out a way to serve it inside of a Dorito yet?
 
2012-11-08 02:08:51 PM
Imma open a restaurant called "the Trough" because fark it, Americans don't' give a fark. they'll shovel anything into their gaping maws. As long as it's greasy and salty and hot, they'll suck it down and waddle away with empty wallets. I'll server various versions of slop in bowls. maybe put a high fructose corn syrup type soda fountain on each table. Then charge by the gallon as they serve themselves. Hose the place out each night and laugh all the way to the bank. If People want to be fat, disgusting pigs, I may as well make a profit off of them.
 
2012-11-08 02:09:19 PM

12monkeys: Speaking of things that everyone says are horrible but are in fact awesome, when does the McRib come back? And have they figured out a way to serve it inside of a Dorito yet?


SHH! R&D at Mcshiatty's will hear you!

Worst part about 'em is the diarrhea. Damn Ronald's Revenge.
 
2012-11-08 02:09:40 PM
"If you build it, they will come"
blogs.seattleweekly.com
 
2012-11-08 02:10:16 PM

spidermilk: Is this because the only vegetable Americans will eat is a potato?


Don't forget onion rings, or jalapeno poppers, spinach and artichoke dip, banana split, cherry cheesecake...
 
2012-11-08 02:12:52 PM

zato_ichi: spidermilk: Is this because the only vegetable Americans will eat is a potato?

Don't forget onion rings, or jalapeno poppers, spinach and artichoke dip, banana split, cherry cheesecake...


Fried pickles, chocolate covered onions, broccoli smothered in "cheese product."
 
2012-11-08 02:13:50 PM
I don't remember the comedian (maybe gaffigan), but one had a skit that went something like this:

I used to work at a Mexican restaurant, and people would always ask what a menu item is. "Oh, a flauta? What is that?" It's a tortilla with meat, vegetables, and cheese. The thing about Mexican restaurants is, no matter what item of food you're looking at, the answer is always the same. It's a tortilla with meat, vegetables and cheese.
 
2012-11-08 02:13:58 PM
Thanks for helping to remind me why I detest all Gawker Media sites.

Also, I really don't understand why people hate on Taco Bell so much, having worked there for many years when I was in school.
 
2012-11-08 02:16:44 PM

reillan: I don't remember the comedian (maybe gaffigan), but one had a skit that went something like this:

I used to work at a Mexican restaurant, and people would always ask what a menu item is. "Oh, a flauta? What is that?" It's a tortilla with meat, vegetables, and cheese. The thing about Mexican restaurants is, no matter what item of food you're looking at, the answer is always the same. It's a tortilla with meat, vegetables and cheese.


You are correct, it is Gaffigan.
"Why don't you say a Spanish word and I will bring you something?"
 
2012-11-08 02:17:45 PM

vudukungfu: Imma open a restaurant called "the Trough" because fark it, Americans don't' give a fark. they'll shovel anything into their gaping maws. As long as it's greasy and salty and hot, they'll suck it down and waddle away with empty wallets. I'll server various versions of slop in bowls. maybe put a high fructose corn syrup type soda fountain on each table. Then charge by the gallon as they serve themselves. Hose the place out each night and laugh all the way to the bank. If People want to be fat, disgusting pigs, I may as well make a profit off of them.


NOW yer gettin' it!

This is the entire impulse behind the fast-food industry. However, you'll have to pay tribute to St. Ronald on the fourth of every month.
 
2012-11-08 02:19:13 PM
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An unholy union between the Mexicans & the Irish?
Tis the end of days, I tell ye!
 
2012-11-08 02:28:19 PM

ytterbium: TACO TOWN

/somebody had to


that sounded really good up to the gordita-guac shell. mmmmmm, huge taco-like-food.....
 
2012-11-08 02:34:24 PM
Wait, no one else has have taken left over roasted potatoes, crumbled bacon, whatever cheese is handy and salsa put them in a tortilla and had it for breakfast?

Odd.

shiat is delicious!
 
2012-11-08 02:34:27 PM
Not to be confused with the 1 pound stuffed burrito. They've decided to add variety eh?
 
2012-11-08 02:38:37 PM
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2012-11-08 02:45:54 PM
And to think Taco Bell was selfishly keeping their amazing ingredients to themselves all these years...
 
2012-11-08 02:47:38 PM
I think I'll stick with the real taqueria near me, where more often than not, I am the only Anglo in the place. Daaaamn their food is good!
 
2012-11-08 02:50:45 PM

oldfarthenry: [i1151.photobucket.com image 117x156]
An unholy union between the Mexicans & the Irish?
Tis the end of days, I tell ye!


Hey now, potatoes originated in South/Central America and were only brought to Europe when those damn Spaniards came along. The Irish are just riding coattails and are lucky they even know what a potato is.
 
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