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(Reuters)   Scariest headline regarding the re election of Dear Leader   (reuters.com) divider line 75
    More: Scary, obama, elections, reelection, Center for Automotive Research, Julian Zelizer, Governor of New Jersey, Cal Jillson, SMU  
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2012-11-08 12:14:33 PM  

RobertBruce: [i49.photobucket.com image 608x458]


The grapes. They are sour.
 
2012-11-08 12:17:25 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: RobertBruce: [i49.photobucket.com image 608x458]

The grapes. They are sour.


Its funny seeing gop cheerleaders now go all 'Both sides are bad' as a way to put down Obama's win and their loss.
 
2012-11-08 12:20:31 PM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Isn't legislating what happens in your bedroom part of the republican's small government platform?

Never in the history of the Republican party has anything like that been proposed.



DOMA. Either you're a complete moran or an uninspired troll. Either way, keep your mouth shut while the adults are talking.
 
2012-11-08 12:20:52 PM  
The headline said "reach," not"reach-around," subby. Calm yo' tits.
 
2012-11-08 12:21:36 PM  

Kiz: God's Hubris: Wyalt Derp: Lord_Baull: And allowing any American citizen to marry the person of his or her choice.

I choose Jessica Alba.


Sophia Vergara, please.

Due to demand, you can only marry the first joint on her left pinky finger. Enjoy.



And I'd fark the shiat out of that pinky finger.
 
2012-11-08 12:23:22 PM  

NeverDrunk23: LouDobbsAwaaaay: RobertBruce: [i49.photobucket.com image 608x458]

The grapes. They are sour.

Its funny seeing gop cheerleaders now go all 'Both sides are bad' as a way to put down Obama's win and their loss.



OTOH, it's nice that they suddenly care about not killing brown people.
 
2012-11-08 12:27:09 PM  

Arkanaut: Isn't more government power part of the Republican party platform? E.g. over immigrants, women, gays, the poor...


You see, what he is doing is called PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMAING. In other words, posting inflammatory statements with no grounding in reality in order to generate angry replies.
 
2012-11-08 12:27:10 PM  
OOGA BOOGA BOOGA, teabaggers! SUCK IT.
 
2012-11-08 12:28:16 PM  

sabreWulf07: theknuckler_33: Headline: Analysis: Victory puts Obama in position to expand government's reach

*scans TFA for examples of how Obama might expand government's reach*
*scans again*
*reads in more detail*
*reads every farking word in TFA*

Am I the only one that didn't find a single example of how Obama might "expand government's reach"?

Thank you. I read the entire bland, sh*tty thing. There was not one single example to back up the headline. WTF Reuters? You used to be cool.


Yep. If they're talking about the potential for more Wall Street regulations, though, then I say AWESOME. Too bad they didn't specify though.
 
2012-11-08 12:45:24 PM  

jodaveki: The headline said "reach," not"reach-around," subby. Calm yo' tits.


Came here for this
 
2012-11-08 12:54:23 PM  
Um, what exactly are we supposed to be scared of here?
 
2012-11-08 12:56:55 PM  
I for one I can't wait until he implements his Nazi-Muslim-Anti-Christ agenda and begins to rule the world.
 
2012-11-08 12:57:47 PM  
The Dear Leader in N. Korea traditionally spends all of his time concerned about the wealthy elites and the military budget. Does that really sound like Obama to you?
 
2012-11-08 01:03:18 PM  

Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Isn't legislating what happens in your bedroom part of the republican's small government platform?

Never in the history of the Republican party has anything like that been proposed.


DOMA. Either you're a complete moran or an uninspired troll. Either way, keep your mouth shut while the adults are talking.


Signed by a Democrat President.
 
2012-11-08 01:41:29 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: He's such a big-government socialist that he probably thinks he can start an entirely new, redundant federal department! The nerve!

/Reagan proved that republicans don't matter


You living in Minnesota yet?
 
2012-11-08 01:43:24 PM  

homelessdude: subby: Scariest headline regarding the re election of Dear Leader

Great....so now we are calling him Dear Leader? Does this mean conservative wingnuts are going to start crying about a Korean birth certificate?


They've been calling him Dear Leader since '08. I've also heard Most Merciful One.
 
2012-11-08 01:50:35 PM  
i42.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-08 01:52:52 PM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Isn't legislating what happens in your bedroom part of the republican's small government platform?

Never in the history of the Republican party has anything like that been proposed.


DOMA. Either you're a complete moran or an uninspired troll. Either way, keep your mouth shut while the adults are talking.

Signed by a Democrat President.


Probably shouldn't bother with you but Link
 
2012-11-08 02:01:00 PM  

Renart: Um, what exactly are we supposed to be scared of here?


I don't know. Just start being scared. Fox will tell you what of later.
 
2012-11-08 02:11:23 PM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Not like the party that wants to tell people who they can't marry and what kind of sex is OK.
 
2012-11-08 04:17:40 PM  

LouDobbsAwaaaay: RobertBruce: [i49.photobucket.com image 608x458]

The grapes. They are sour.


You've been on here long enough to know I'm not a republican.
 
2012-11-08 04:50:04 PM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Isn't legislating what happens in your bedroom part of the republican's small government platform?

Never in the history of the Republican party has anything like that been proposed.


DOMA. Either you're a complete moran or an uninspired troll. Either way, keep your mouth shut while the adults are talking.

Signed by a Democrat President.



Consider the goal post....now overseas.
 
2012-11-08 04:59:40 PM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


I just remembered why I have you favourited as 'dumber than a sack of hammers'!
 
2012-11-08 08:23:10 PM  

coeyagi: It also puts him in a position to send cows into space.

img69.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-08 11:26:08 PM  
Heres the thing...you guys NEED more government outreach. Clearly you're too dumb to manage youselves. The fact that republicans got almost 1/2 the popular vote proves my theory. An elitist party whos sole goal is to dry rape you so a select few can get more rich.

Problem is not the goverment itself, the problem is the bribery, corruption, and lazy employees protected by unions. The rest of the world works well with higher taxes and large goverment...why? Because we have laws (enforced) to protect against the type of crap you morons do. Seriously, people regulating an industry leaving to take up positions at the companies they were regulating???

'merica
 
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