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(Reuters)   Scariest headline regarding the re election of Dear Leader   (reuters.com) divider line 75
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2012-11-08 11:35:13 AM  
Subby smells his own fingers when he thinks no one's watching.
 
2012-11-08 11:35:59 AM  
It also puts him in a position to send cows into space, but space exploration trending data along with government employment numbers seem to suggest otherwise.
 
2012-11-08 11:38:01 AM  
Some analysts believe Obama is likely to spend much of his second term "locking down the achievements of his first term," including ensuring that "we will have a functioning national healthcare system,"

That monster!
 
2012-11-08 11:38:07 AM  
That article read like satire for a long while.
 
2012-11-08 11:38:26 AM  

coeyagi: It also puts him in a position to send cows into space, but space exploration trending data along with government employment numbers seem to suggest otherwise.


That's just a scheme to lull you into a false sense of security, just like Obama's ban on guns.
 
2012-11-08 11:38:43 AM  
Huh. I guess that headline was supposed to outrage me or something or get me to post and refresh in this thread a whole bunch.

Well...bye.
 
2012-11-08 11:38:57 AM  
Obama's reelection puts him in a position to know where all the white women are at.
 
2012-11-08 11:40:26 AM  
Preemptive abortions does seem a bit extreme.
 
2012-11-08 11:41:09 AM  
Victory puts Obama in position to expand government's reach.

Victory puts Romney in position to expand government's reach.
Victory puts Bush in position to expand government's reach.
Victory puts Bartlett in position to expand government's reach.
Victory puts Cthulhu in position to expand government's reach.
Victory puts Romero in position to expand government's reach.
Victory puts (Your name here) in position to expand government's reach.

It's called being the farking President, nimrod.
 
2012-11-08 11:42:24 AM  
I didn't get past "Republican Mitt Romney's commitment to reducing Washington's role in Americans' daily lives".

Bullshiat circuit breaker kept tripping and resetting.
 
2012-11-08 11:43:05 AM  
subby: Dear Leader

*chug*
 
2012-11-08 11:43:22 AM  
Ohmagee get your hands off my medicare!
 
2012-11-08 11:43:45 AM  
Expanding government's reach through such heinous actions as allowing temporary tax cuts to expire.
 
2012-11-08 11:44:34 AM  

Cletus C.: Preemptive abortions does seem a bit extreme.


Mandatory Abortions would be a great band name. I tried to make it my WoW Guild name but they made me change it real quick.
 
2012-11-08 11:44:42 AM  
j..and Republican Mitt Romney's commitment to reducing Washington's role in Americans' daily lives.

Are vaginas considered alive? If so, I don't think this sentence is even truthy.
 
2012-11-08 11:45:14 AM  
Cry more, tardmitter.
 
2012-11-08 11:46:02 AM  
no data received
 
2012-11-08 11:46:16 AM  
Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?
 
2012-11-08 11:48:09 AM  
Headline: Analysis: Victory puts Obama in position to expand government's reach

*scans TFA for examples of how Obama might expand government's reach*
*scans again*
*reads in more detail*
*reads every farking word in TFA*

Am I the only one that didn't find a single example of how Obama might "expand government's reach"?
 
2012-11-08 11:48:14 AM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Laughing at Republicans who hate government but who can't stop themselves from wanting to be part of it is part of the democrat [sic] party platform.
 
2012-11-08 11:48:21 AM  
subby: Scariest headline regarding the re election of Dear Leader

Great....so now we are calling him Dear Leader? Does this mean conservative wingnuts are going to start crying about a Korean birth certificate?
 
2012-11-08 11:48:46 AM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


It was until Homeland Security caught up with them.
 
2012-11-08 11:49:21 AM  

theknuckler_33: Am I the only one that didn't find a single example of how Obama might "expand government's reach"?


Well, in the next four years the percentage of the population with dark skin will increase. It's really the same thing when you think about it.
 
2012-11-08 11:50:05 AM  
I voted for the guy that was not supported by bigoted, science denying, bible thumping, racists that think jesus wore a flag lapel pin on his robe while he was hanging out on the cross.

I voted against the guy that's been riding around in the GOP clown car with every backwards and ignorant fringe jackass in the country.

It wasn't a difficult choice to make.
 
2012-11-08 11:51:04 AM  

LeoffDaGrate: Victory puts (Your name here) in position to expand government's reach.


Stretch Armstrong.
 
2012-11-08 11:51:34 AM  

sprawl15: Expanding government's reach through such heinous actions as allowing temporary tax cuts to expire.



And allowing any American citizen to marry the person of his or her choice.
And removing our armed forces from harm's way by bringing them home.
And allowing women to make their own decisions about their own body...

/ i could go on
 
2012-11-08 11:51:39 AM  

homelessdude: subby: Scariest headline regarding the re election of Dear Leader

Great....so now we are calling him Dear Leader? Does this mean conservative wingnuts are going to start crying about a Korean birth certificate?


Obama is smart, of mixed background, ended up on Hawaii with asain roots, and has a professed understanding of Math.

Yep, book those flights to Seoul, Mr. Arpaio!
 
2012-11-08 11:52:03 AM  

theknuckler_33: Am I the only one that didn't find a single example of how Obama might "expand government's reach"?


You're supposed to buy into the meme that Democrats are all big-government big spending enemy-loving God haters, and that Republicans are all small-government, budget balancers who love the Constitution and not only the Second Amendment.

If you buy this, you never need examples.
 
2012-11-08 11:52:29 AM  

coeyagi: homelessdude: subby: Scariest headline regarding the re election of Dear Leader

Great....so now we are calling him Dear Leader? Does this mean conservative wingnuts are going to start crying about a Korean birth certificate?

Obama is smart, of mixed background, ended up on Hawaii with asain roots, and has a professed understanding of Math.

Yep, book those flights to Seoul, Pyongyang, Mr. Arpaio!


FTFM
 
2012-11-08 11:52:58 AM  

Lord_Baull: And allowing any American citizen to marry the person of his or her choice.


I choose Jessica Alba.
 
2012-11-08 11:53:09 AM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?



Isn't legislating what happens in your bedroom part of the republican's small government platform?
 
2012-11-08 11:54:19 AM  
i1136.photobucket.com

This what subby actually believes.
 
2012-11-08 11:56:24 AM  

Wyalt Derp: Lord_Baull: And allowing any American citizen to marry the person of his or her choice.

I choose Jessica Alba.



Sophia Vergara, please.
 
2012-11-08 11:56:49 AM  

theknuckler_33: Headline: Analysis: Victory puts Obama in position to expand government's reach

*scans TFA for examples of how Obama might expand government's reach*
*scans again*
*reads in more detail*
*reads every farking word in TFA*

Am I the only one that didn't find a single example of how Obama might "expand government's reach"?


Thank you. I read the entire bland, sh*tty thing. There was not one single example to back up the headline. WTF Reuters? You used to be cool.
 
2012-11-08 11:58:05 AM  
I found Willy's facebook profile pic.

i13.photobucket.com 
/probably the subby
 
2012-11-08 12:00:14 PM  
Nice, now that's he's reelected, all Obama has to do is issue an executive order repealing the 22nd amendment, and hire the illegals to collect Republicans' guns and ammunition, and his vision will be realized!
 
2012-11-08 12:00:34 PM  
I've already recieved the two for one abortion coupon Obama promised.
 
2012-11-08 12:01:39 PM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Isn't more government power part of the Republican party platform? E.g. over immigrants, women, gays, the poor...
 
2012-11-08 12:02:44 PM  
When does the rationing start? Americans are too damn fat anyway.
/Subby has Freeperitis
 
2012-11-08 12:03:17 PM  

Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Isn't legislating what happens in your bedroom part of the republican's small government platform?


Never in the history of the Republican party has anything like that been proposed.
 
2012-11-08 12:03:58 PM  
I suddenly sense a tremendous disturbance in The Derp. As if countless derp butts had derp butthurt.
 
2012-11-08 12:04:15 PM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


So the narrative goes.

talkingpointsmemo.com

Oh, right, the GOP's greater percent increases in government weren't going towards increased government power, they were almost literally using the greenbacks in a wood stove to keep their soulless bodies warm.
 
2012-11-08 12:05:12 PM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Isn't legislating what happens in your bedroom part of the republican's small government platform?

Never in the history of the Republican party has anything like that been proposed.


Not sure if serious or on whippets.
 
2012-11-08 12:05:20 PM  

Free_Chilly_Willy: Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Isn't legislating what happens in your bedroom part of the republican's small government platform?

Never in the history of the Republican party has anything like that been proposed.


Well now I KNOW you're trolling.
 
2012-11-08 12:07:24 PM  
OMG! 0bama unfettered?

0BAMA IS UNFETTERED!!!

0BAMA IS UNFETTERED!!! 


/lock up yer guns, people
 
2012-11-08 12:07:59 PM  

Funbags: Nice, now that's he's reelected, all Obama has to do is issue an executive order repealing the 22nd amendment


I'm OK with this.
 
Kiz
2012-11-08 12:10:24 PM  

God's Hubris: Wyalt Derp: Lord_Baull: And allowing any American citizen to marry the person of his or her choice.

I choose Jessica Alba.


Sophia Vergara, please.


Due to demand, you can only marry the first joint on her left pinky finger. Enjoy.
 
2012-11-08 12:12:06 PM  
He's such a big-government socialist that he probably thinks he can start an entirely new, redundant federal department! The nerve!

/Reagan proved that republicans don't matter
 
2012-11-08 12:12:17 PM  
i49.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-08 12:13:43 PM  

Mrtraveler01: Free_Chilly_Willy: Lord_Baull: Free_Chilly_Willy: Isn't more government power part of the democrat party platform?


Isn't legislating what happens in your bedroom part of the republican's small government platform?

Never in the history of the Republican party has anything like that been proposed.

Well now I KNOW you're trolling.


He forgot to clear the date range criteria from his last search, so he was only looking at August 8, 1888.
 
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