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(Uproxx)   Megan Fox talks to the dolphins in an ad for a product no one will remember because Megan Fox   (uproxx.com) divider line 57
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2012-11-08 12:26:02 PM  
I want to save this for later. Anyone have a thumb drive?
 
2012-11-08 01:17:26 PM  
That dolphin is probably a rapist.

Why does Megan Fox consort with aquatic, mammilian rapists?
 
Pud
2012-11-08 01:35:37 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: That dolphin is probably a rapist.

Why does Megan Fox consort with aquatic, mammilian rapists?


Because it wasn't rape rape
 
2012-11-08 01:59:05 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: That dolphin is probably a rapist.



It's ok though, I heard she has a way to shut the whole thing down. I studied it up.
 
2012-11-08 02:41:29 PM  

Linoleum_Blownapart: I want to save this for later. Anyone have a thumb drive?


How long you been holding on to that one, sport?
 
2012-11-08 04:11:40 PM  
meganfoxbuzz.com

what a hideous beast
 
2012-11-08 04:12:29 PM  
www.btvsonline.com

/Oblig
 
2012-11-08 04:17:52 PM  
Yep, that's about right.

cdn.uproxx.com

www.childrenofacid.com
 
2012-11-08 04:19:00 PM  

maverickzy: Yep, that's about right.


I dunno she's still hot I think.
 
2012-11-08 04:20:34 PM  

CygnusDarius: maverickzy: Yep, that's about right.

I dunno she's still hot I think.


You prefer blondes huh?
 
2012-11-08 04:24:39 PM  

Apos: [www.btvsonline.com image 600x839]

/Oblig


UNF
 
2012-11-08 04:36:18 PM  
thumbnails.hulu.com
 
2012-11-08 04:37:13 PM  
Reverse synergy. The whole is less than the sum of the parts.
 
2012-11-08 04:38:53 PM  

TheBeastOfYuccaFlats: That dolphin is probably a rapist.


i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 04:39:25 PM  
Went straight to the jizz ad and never looked back.
 
2012-11-08 04:40:15 PM  
She's a great actress. She really comes across in her films as eloquent, clear in mind and speech and caring.

/she was on my carrier for Transformers 2...mouth-breather figuratively and literally.
//Tyrese Gibson however? Salt of the earth. Would eat with the crew and officers every meal he could. Gave up his seat with the rest of the cast flying off (thereby staying another day) to allow a sailor a flight home.
 
2012-11-08 04:46:37 PM  

pheelix: Went straight to the jizz ad and never looked back.


Yeah, I wanted to check that out, too, but I'm at work. Worth looking into later?
 
2012-11-08 04:49:30 PM  
cdn.uproxx.com

This is your left nut. So tell me, was I really worth it?
 
2012-11-08 05:05:40 PM  

nharrisphoto: pheelix: Went straight to the jizz ad and never looked back.

Yeah, I wanted to check that out, too, but I'm at work. Worth looking into later?


Slow motion video of what you saw in the still shot, only repeated on several surprised looking women and a couple of dudes. Definitely an eye opener.
 
2012-11-08 05:06:39 PM  
I have seen the commercials, and until the headline pointed it out, I did not realize I had no idea what they were for.
 
2012-11-08 05:09:35 PM  
Dolphins: "Man, it's gonna rule when we finally grow opposable thumbs."

Megan Fox: "I know! Take a look at THESE!"

Dolphins: "... nevermind."
 
2012-11-08 05:18:49 PM  
I like how "she's into archaeology" is the article's best argument for her not being dumb.

Know who else is into archaeology? 5-year-olds. Hell, most of them take it up a notch and go for paleontology, because Dinosaurs are pretty boss.
 
2012-11-08 05:39:29 PM  

Jim_Callahan: I like how "she's into archaeology" is the article's best argument for her not being dumb.

Know who else is into archaeology? 5-year-olds. Hell, most of them take it up a notch and go for paleontology, because Dinosaurs are pretty boss.


And some kids never grow up and become paleontologists themselves.
 
2012-11-08 05:46:33 PM  

CygnusDarius: Jim_Callahan: I like how "she's into archaeology" is the article's best argument for her not being dumb.

Know who else is into archaeology? 5-year-olds. Hell, most of them take it up a notch and go for paleontology, because Dinosaurs are pretty boss.

And some kids never grow up and become paleontologists themselves.


I was paleontologin' with the university of Notre Dame when I was 17. Did two summers in a row digging up dinosaurs in Fort Peck, MT. But... Never pursued it much after that. Sometimes things just aren't what you expect.
 
2012-11-08 05:48:05 PM  

pheelix: nharrisphoto: pheelix: Went straight to the jizz ad and never looked back.

Yeah, I wanted to check that out, too, but I'm at work. Worth looking into later?

Slow motion video of what you saw in the still shot, only repeated on several surprised looking women and a couple of dudes. Definitely an eye opener.


Slow motion simulated (presumably) money shots? I'm there!
 
2012-11-08 05:49:30 PM  
Toe-thumb 24 seconds into the video.
 
2012-11-08 06:02:32 PM  
Be right back, I must speak with the dolphins.

i4.ytimg.com
 
2012-11-08 06:18:55 PM  

CygnusDarius: And some kids never grow up and become paleontologists themselves.


Not really what my point is, but yeah, that's pretty tragic.

Though I'm still sore about not getting to be a wizard when I grew up, personally.
 
2012-11-08 06:39:04 PM  
ugh. those toe thumbs just creep me out.

ruins the whole thing
 
2012-11-08 06:42:27 PM  
Reporters on the scene mentioned that the dolphins just couldn't stop staring at her weird thumb.
 
2012-11-08 06:46:41 PM  

Hunter_Worthington: ugh. those toe thumbs just creep me out.

ruins the whole thing


She has thumbs?.
 
2012-11-08 06:50:42 PM  
You all know that Gina Gershon has toe thumbs too, right? Not as bad is Megan Fox, but there they are.

www.freecelebritymoviearchive.com
 
2012-11-08 06:51:46 PM  
Who?

Oh yeah...now I remember. Didn't think her name would be in the news until she did the attention whore Hail Mary of a Playboy spread and/or "stolen" sex tape.

/She lost her starlet "it girl" status pretty fast.
 
2012-11-08 07:00:49 PM  

debug: You all know that Gina Gershon has toe thumbs too, right? Not as bad is Megan Fox, but there they are.


Took me a few minutes to see the thumbs
 
2012-11-08 07:01:29 PM  
Who really cares if she has toe thumbs. She's hot and if she takes it in the pooper and invites the occasional girlfriend over, I'm in!
 
2012-11-08 07:10:21 PM  

debug: You all know that Gina Gershon has toe thumbs too, right? Not as bad is Megan Fox, but there they are.

[www.freecelebritymoviearchive.com image 573x768]


I can't see the thumbs you're speaking of, good sir.
 
2012-11-08 07:12:58 PM  

God--: Who really cares if she has toe thumbs. She's hot and if she takes it in the pooper and invites the occasional girlfriend over, I'm in!


See? Even God agrees.
 
2012-11-08 07:26:22 PM  

God--: Who really cares if she has toe thumbs. She's hot and if she takes it in the pooper and invites the occasional girlfriend over, I'm in!


It's a well known fact that any girl with toe thumbs takes it in the pooper.
 
2012-11-08 07:42:20 PM  
Fa hate thumb toe
 
2012-11-08 08:02:59 PM  

Hunter_Worthington: ugh. those toe thumbs just creep me out.

ruins the whole thing


Yep, dealbreaker. If you actually could hook up with her, you'd have the ability to get any similar girl without that distraction.
 
2012-11-08 08:11:13 PM  

ThatBillmanGuy: I was paleontologin' with the university of Notre Dame when I was 17. Did two summers in a row digging up dinosaurs in Fort Peck, MT. But... Never pursued it much after that. Sometimes things just aren't what you expect.


It was Fort Peck. I understand.

For some reason I imagine that Megan Fox can make noises just like a dolphin.
 
2012-11-08 08:20:21 PM  

cryinoutloud: ThatBillmanGuy: I was paleontologin' with the university of Notre Dame when I was 17. Did two summers in a row digging up dinosaurs in Fort Peck, MT. But... Never pursued it much after that. Sometimes things just aren't what you expect.

It was Fort Peck. I understand.

For some reason I imagine that Megan Fox can make noises just like a dolphin.


Only when you try to stick it in her pooper.
 
2012-11-08 08:43:48 PM  
She's a lot prettier without a heavy tan.
 
2012-11-08 08:46:20 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [cdn.uproxx.com image 650x459]

This is your left nut. So tell me, was I really worth it?


Not sure if you have really big balls or if I have really little balls because my balls are no where near that size.
 
2012-11-08 09:16:07 PM  
The fact that this thread both had hot pics of Megan Fox before any toe-thumb pics and also digressed into paleontology totally restores my faith in the goodness of Fark.
 
2012-11-08 11:28:40 PM  
She lost her starlet "it girl" status pretty fast.

Pissing off your Hollywood director then getting married tends to do that.
 
2012-11-09 12:05:44 AM  
her acting was outstanding in Jonah Hex
 
2012-11-09 12:27:01 AM  

Kurmudgeon: She lost her starlet "it girl" status pretty fast.

Pissing off your Hollywood director then getting married tends to do that.


See, there was that line in TFA that bugged me a bit. The last one:

See, it's funny because any woman who's attractive just has to be dumb, right? Hilarious.

Aside from the snarky faux feminism (although the author may be a chick, I don't know), he/she/it completely missed the point. People don't think she's dumb because she's hot. They think she's dumb because she's said a lot of dumb shiat, and gotten a few dumb tattoos. Say stupid shiat in public while wearing stupid tattoos will generally lead most people to the assumption that you're stupid. So the author needs to knock it off with the persecution complex, get down off the cross, and use that wood to build a bridge and get over it.

/And for the record, dumb or not, screen door/fist of angry god/etc/etc.
 
2012-11-09 12:50:40 AM  

Kurmudgeon: She lost her starlet "it girl" status pretty fast.

Pissing off your Hollywood director then getting married tends to do that.


Actually, I don't think it was pissing off the Hollywood director so much as it was pissing off the Hollywood megaproducer that employed the Hollywood director.

Rumors were that when Fox Godwinned Bay, Bay was willing to work through and deal with it. Spielberg, on the other hand...
 
2012-11-09 01:16:59 AM  

debug: You all know that Gina Gershon has toe thumbs too, right? Not as bad is Megan Fox, but there they are.

[www.freecelebritymoviearchive.com image 573x768]


Hot damn, that's a great pic of her. The things I would do to her thumbs.
 
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