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(Yahoo)   Man jailed for 1962 murders freed. That's a lot of murders   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 57
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2012-11-08 12:38:25 PM
As long as he didn't murder a Brazilian...
 
2012-11-08 03:20:51 PM
In a row?
 
2012-11-08 03:20:55 PM
The more murders you commit, the more likely you are to get away with it.

/eventually you reach the singularity, where you've killed everybody
//100% success rate
 
2012-11-08 03:21:01 PM
"We're almost going 'Well done! Well done. You've killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up VERY early in the morning. I can't even get down to the gym! Your schedule must look a bit odd. 'Death death death death LUNCH, death death death AFTERNOON TEA, death death Quick Shower...'"
 
2012-11-08 03:21:54 PM
Dang, is that a high score?
 
2012-11-08 03:23:15 PM

Felgraf: "We're almost going 'Well done! Well done. You've killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up VERY early in the morning. I can't even get down to the gym! Your schedule must look a bit odd. 'Death death death death LUNCH, death death death AFTERNOON TEA, death death Quick Shower...'"


When you're killing that much, it keeps your murder muscles toned, so you can skip the gym.
 
2012-11-08 03:23:31 PM
lol headlines like this are so dumb, yet make me laugh so hard. Well done, subby.
 
2012-11-08 03:23:42 PM
And Obama get re-elected.
 
2012-11-08 03:25:47 PM
The difficult thing about being a mass murder isn't the murdering part, it's the mass part. Link
 
2012-11-08 03:27:28 PM
Yeah, but they were all second-degree.
 
2012-11-08 03:31:06 PM
You know who else killed a lot of people?
 
2012-11-08 03:31:49 PM
"You just spent 40 years in prison because you were framed by your wife, what do you plan to do now?"

"I did the time now I get to do the crime...."
 
2012-11-08 03:32:22 PM
Wonder what he chose for his killstreak reawards?
 
2012-11-08 03:33:00 PM
Man jailed for 1962 murders freed. That's a lot of murders

Maybe you just don't want to admit that you're lazy.
 
2012-11-08 03:33:26 PM
He must have been really pissed.
 
2012-11-08 03:33:48 PM

xanadian: As long as he didn't murder a Brazilian...


GODAMITSOMUCH
 
2012-11-08 03:35:18 PM
Ouch, and just 38 more and he would've hit the big 2-0-0-0 achievement unlock.
 
2012-11-08 03:35:38 PM
i184.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-08 03:45:03 PM
Does he get to absorb their souls to unlock his Shouts?
 
2012-11-08 03:45:32 PM
Now they need help getting a statement from the other suspect.

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 03:47:54 PM

dabbletech: In a row?


Try not to murder anyone on the way through the (prison) parking lot.
 
2012-11-08 03:51:54 PM

TheGogmagog: Now they need help getting a statement from the other suspect.

[i.imgur.com image 161x81]


Darn, not previewing hotlinks.

/It was Glenn Beck though he was reportedly more active in 1990.
 
2012-11-08 03:54:17 PM

sure haven't: lol headlines like this are so dumb, yet make me laugh so hard. Well done, subby.


Same. It's actually pretty creative; I could read that sentence a thousand times and never come up with that interpretation. But when someone else does, it seems obvious.
 
2012-11-08 03:55:02 PM
Q: What is the absolute, verifiable largest number of people killed personally by a single person's efforts?

I said 'personally' because I don't want to count "he gave the orders" type stuff.  Or 'he set off a bomb and killed people stuff'. I mean by hand, knife, gun or club, the person who has slain by his own hands the largest number of people.
 
2012-11-08 03:56:57 PM
t2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-08 03:59:53 PM
That's one of the hardest things I think you could ever endure, is knowing that your biatch wife succeeded in framing you and you get to sit in prison all those years knowing she got you good......


/I know the first thing I'd do when I got out.....
 
2012-11-08 04:03:16 PM
images.tvrage.com

"Uh, heh heh, I killed a bunch of people once"
 
2012-11-08 04:06:02 PM
Maricopa County

Corrupt Land of Sheriff Joe. Where justice is a farkin' JOKE.

'nuff said.
 
2012-11-08 04:06:25 PM
sure, it's popular on the internet to hate on religion. others have sharp opinions regarding the prison overpopulation in America. beware that for many the fear of burning in hell after spending their days in prison is the only obstacles holding them back from doing what they want most to do. be thankful you're not one of the population that has to fight against the thoughts and the hunger gnawing at you inside like a starving rat day after day after stinking rotten day.

/Support World Mental Health Day 10 October
 
2012-11-08 04:10:56 PM

KrispyKritter: sure, it's popular on the internet to hate on religion. others have sharp opinions regarding the prison overpopulation in America. beware that for many the fear of burning in hell after spending their days in prison is the only obstacles holding them back from doing what they want most to do. be thankful you're not one of the population that has to fight against the thoughts and the hunger gnawing at you inside like a starving rat day after day after stinking rotten day.

/Support World Mental Health Day 10 October


Yep, that.
 
2012-11-08 04:11:54 PM

ObscureNameHere: Q: What is the absolute, verifiable largest number of people killed personally by a single person's efforts?

I said 'personally' because I don't want to count "he gave the orders" type stuff.  Or 'he set off a bomb and killed people stuff'. I mean by hand, knife, gun or club, the person who has slain by his own hands the largest number of people.


Easy. Bill Brasky. I once saw him single handedly kill 50000 men in hand to hand combat during desert storm. He picked up a tank that was heading at him, and threw it back at the enemy lines and crushed 50 men with that alone, as it bounced backwards.
But mostly he just shot, stabbed, and beheaded his way back to their show hall and ate all their food, just to piss them off.
Then he turned around and started killing them on the way back to the front and resumed his position in the assault.
At least, until he got thirsty.
 
2012-11-08 04:15:10 PM

ObscureNameHere: Q: What is the absolute, verifiable largest number of people killed personally by a single person's efforts?

I said 'personally' because I don't want to count "he gave the orders" type stuff.  Or 'he set off a bomb and killed people stuff'. I mean by hand, knife, gun or club, the person who has slain by his own hands the largest number of people.


A: How about Simo Hayha? Maybe not the absolute most, but still impressive in its own right.

Link
 
2012-11-08 04:16:15 PM

ObscureNameHere: Q: What is the absolute, verifiable largest number of people killed personally by a single person's efforts?

I said 'personally' because I don't want to count "he gave the orders" type stuff.  Or 'he set off a bomb and killed people stuff'. I mean by hand, knife, gun or club, the person who has slain by his own hands the largest number of people.


I always wonder if someone has a website where they do first person shooter statistics for shooting sprees. Number of shots fired, hit, miss, kills.
 
2012-11-08 04:17:04 PM

lenfromak: And Obama get re-elected.


English much?
 
2012-11-08 04:18:56 PM

Kuroshin: The more murders you commit, the more likely you are to get away with it.

/eventually you reach the singularity, where you've killed everybody
//100% success rate


You ever read "We Can Get Them for You Wholesale"?
 
2012-11-08 04:24:36 PM
"A man who spent almost four decades in prison for killing two people in the Arizona desert today..."

Time travel?
 
2012-11-08 04:27:44 PM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Maricopa County

Corrupt Land of Sheriff Joe. Where justice is a farkin' JOKE.

'nuff said.


How f*cking old is Sheriff Joe?
 
2012-11-08 04:37:34 PM

Felgraf: "We're almost going 'Well done! Well done. You've killed a hundred thousand people? You must get up VERY early in the morning. I can't even get down to the gym! Your schedule must look a bit odd. 'Death death death death LUNCH, death death death AFTERNOON TEA, death death Quick Shower...'"


Came for this, leaving as satisfied as an executive transvestite.
 
2012-11-08 04:49:43 PM
Time served?

blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2012-11-08 04:52:43 PM

ThisKidsAlright: A: How about Simo Hayha? Maybe not the absolute most, but still impressive in its own right.


Snipers, maybe, but they keep count. My guess is there are machine gunners out there with higher totals, particularly from WWI in the trenches.

Why would they release him if he agreed to plead guilty? Hmm, if he pleads guilty they don't have to pay him big bucks.
 
2012-11-08 04:52:55 PM

Okieboy: That's one of the hardest things I think you could ever endure, is knowing that your biatch wife succeeded in framing you and you get to sit in prison all those years knowing she got you good......


You couldn't even get pissed. The thought would cross your mind but the eyeball winking over the dam would be too fearful. The flood of hatred would be in-containable. It would be like trying to reason with the universe and infinity. Like challenging God to a game of chess and beating him in a nanosecond. Your skull would fissure, your arteries explode. Fingernails would merge with the palms. Saliva would erupt from your screamhole like a geyser of murderous acid.
 
2012-11-08 05:12:30 PM
Had an uncle who fought in WWII. Before the war he was a Soldier Field motorcycle racer who did his own mechanical work. During the war he had the job of determining whether bridges, recently captured, were serviceable, usable or defunct. He killed at least 135 guys during the war mostly through manual means, strangulation or through the use or his bayonet. He also was a paratroop in all of the major European drops. I only know of his exploits through the press. He hated war, the establishment. He never, himself, spoke of it. He jumped so many times one leg wound up shorter than the other.
 
BHK
2012-11-08 05:19:44 PM
1962 murders? That's a post-election celebration day for Obama and his drone crew.
 
2012-11-08 05:28:16 PM
Obviously he was guilty of love in the first degree.
 
2012-11-08 05:32:54 PM
mortimer_ford
2012-11-08 04:52:55 PM
Okieboy: That's one of the hardest things I think you could ever endure, is knowing that your biatch wife succeeded in framing you and you get to sit in prison all those years knowing she got you good......


You couldn't even get pissed. The thought would cross your mind but the eyeball winking over the dam would be too fearful. The flood of hatred would be in-containable. It would be like trying to reason with the universe and infinity. Like challenging God to a game of chess and beating him in a nanosecond. Your skull would fissure, your arteries explode. Fingernails would merge with the palms. Saliva would erupt from your screamhole like a geyser of murderous acid.

Wow! Well put!
 
2012-11-08 05:58:15 PM

Hector Remarkable: Yeah, but they were all second-degree.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-11-08 06:02:55 PM
Did one of these 1962 murders happen to coincide with a rape? And did this rape/murder happen in 1990?

/I'm just asking questions
//about murder
///and rape
 
2012-11-08 06:23:45 PM
www.lisashea.com
Paul Atreides is unimpressed. Get to the 9 figures mark, then we'll talk.
 
2012-11-08 06:29:04 PM

dabbletech: In a row?


No, he's a massively parallel murderer.
 
2012-11-08 06:59:31 PM
Not so CSB: Bill Macumber was a friend of my family. My dad took me to see a day of the trial. Sad.
 
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