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2012-11-08 09:00:02 AM
This is just Arizona's way of deporting its atheists to D.C.
 
2012-11-08 09:05:29 AM

Politicandy: This is just Arizona's way of deporting its atheists to D.C.


I'll take her.
 
2012-11-08 09:27:25 AM
"openly bisexual nontheist" is its own special class now? Guess Arizona is just racist against black republicans who were born in texas during the 1960s.
 
2012-11-08 10:05:31 AM
I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.
 
2012-11-08 10:39:54 AM

serial_crusher: "openly bisexual nontheist" is its own special class now? Guess Arizona is just racist against black republicans who were born in texas during the 1960s.


Are there any openly bisexual Christians in congress?
 
2012-11-08 10:43:55 AM
emilyslist.org

You all know you would.
 
2012-11-08 11:45:21 AM

minoridiot: serial_crusher: "openly bisexual nontheist" is its own special class now? Guess Arizona is just racist against black republicans who were born in texas during the 1960s.

Are there any openly bisexual Christians in congress?


Does it count as "openly" if they were in the closet but got caught? Because yeah, there's like 240 Republicans in congress already.
 
2012-11-08 11:50:01 AM

exick: I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.


No. Nontheist is not a "group" but a collection of all the different beliefs that want nothing to do with sky fairies and metaphysical beards. It is not just atheists.

Personally, my belief system shares aspects of many different nontheist systems, which would classify me a nonthiest rather than a full blown atheist or agnostic.


Good for goodness sake is not just for Santa. It is a way of being.
 
2012-11-08 11:50:12 AM

exick: I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.


Nontheist is more accurate as Atheist often implies belief.



There are other zonies... I wonder how she gets along with the "Crystal healing" crowd who are generally "left" but also don't generally like nontheists.
 
2012-11-08 11:53:30 AM
I wonder if we are going to get the the female combat aviator or Giffords' replacement again. Last I saw, McSally was up about 400 votes and it could be days before all the mail-in ballots are counted.
 
2012-11-08 11:53:58 AM

Rincewind53: You all know you would.


oh hell yeah. But that doesn't prove that she is hot. It just proves she can run fast.
 
2012-11-08 11:56:05 AM
republicansecuritycouncil.files.wordpress.com

It does now.
 
2012-11-08 12:03:39 PM

exick: I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.


She might wish you a happy holiday. She might live in a threesome relationship not condoned in any church. ('Cept for well ya know, those churches.) She might push to teach evolution in schools. She might not wear a cross on her clothes to get elected. Push to abolish the human/chimera law so people can regenerate limbs. She might push to end whatever law it is that allows people to kidnap 13 year olds, take them over state lines and force them into abortions only to put them back in the same playground later.

Or worst of all, she might just live her life her own way, and push to let you keep your individual rights so you can live your life your way as long as it doesn't affect the rights of others. As pretty much anyone who takes an oath of office should be doing.

It's madness I tell you.
 
2012-11-08 01:04:53 PM

serial_crusher: minoridiot: serial_crusher: "openly bisexual nontheist" is its own special class now? Guess Arizona is just racist against black republicans who were born in texas during the 1960s.

Are there any openly bisexual Christians in congress?

Does it count as "openly" if they were in the closet but got caught? Because yeah, there's like 240 Republicans in congress already.


*slow clap*
 
2012-11-08 01:36:58 PM
As a God-hating bisexual left-wing hottie, I approve of this turn of events.
 
2012-11-08 02:52:43 PM

Saborlas: As a God-hating bisexual left-wing hottie, I approve of this turn of events.


Pics or it didn't happen.


/POIDH?
 
2012-11-08 03:09:58 PM

Rincewind53: [emilyslist.org image 250x250]

You all know you would.


Good Lord. If she wears something a bit revealing, we may yet get a bill through Congress while the Republicans are distracted.
 
2012-11-08 03:10:48 PM
That's nice.

Not a good enough reason to go to Arizona and give them any of my money, though.
 
2012-11-08 03:10:56 PM
By the time I'm through her tubes would have ways of shutting that stuff down.
 
2012-11-08 03:17:37 PM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Rincewind53: [emilyslist.org image 250x250]

You all know you would.

Good Lord. If she wears something a bit revealing, we may yet get a bill through Congress while the Republicans are distracted.


A good portion of the GOP caucus would be too busy admiring her shoes.
 
2012-11-08 03:18:54 PM

Rincewind53: [emilyslist.org image 250x250]

You all know you would.


There's never been a question. My wife says she's on the approved list of threesome candidates.
 
2012-11-08 03:18:55 PM

PapaChester: exick: I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.

No. Nontheist is not a "group" but a collection of all the different beliefs that want nothing to do with sky fairies and metaphysical beards. It is not just atheists.

Personally, my belief system shares aspects of many different nontheist systems, which would classify me a nonthiest rather than a full blown atheist or agnostic.


Good for goodness sake is not just for Santa. It is a way of being.


I wonder if "Pratcehttist" falls under that category?

/Because that's the easiest way I've found to define my belief system, I think!
 
2012-11-08 03:20:07 PM
The ads against her were reprehensible.
 
2012-11-08 03:21:55 PM
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2012-11-08 03:22:31 PM

serial_crusher: "openly bisexual nontheist" is its own special class now? Guess Arizona is just racist against black republicans who were born in texas during the 1960s.


What's wrong with being racy?
 
2012-11-08 03:24:58 PM
I'm a pragmatist, I believe in anything that gives me the most benefit at any point in time.
 
2012-11-08 03:29:55 PM
Hey, my vote counted for something!

/her signs were really damn ugly for a lesbo
 
2012-11-08 03:32:18 PM
I live in her district and voted for her.

An added bonus is her fb campaign page contains plenty of pictures showing off that cleavage.
 
2012-11-08 03:33:17 PM
I've seen her up close. Umm, no.

Of course, the guy she ran against was a bat shift crazy black tea party dude... so it was an entertaining race to watch.
 
2012-11-08 03:36:36 PM

Rincewind53: [emilyslist.org image 250x250]

You all know you would.


Like the fist of an angry god she didn't believe in.
 
2012-11-08 03:41:01 PM
All I can say to Vernon Parker

This is bullshiat, I mean Wtf are we really talking about!


hahahaha! Suck it teabagger
 
2012-11-08 03:47:35 PM

exick: I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.


It's probably because so many atheists are such a**holes. Jesus, they're worse than most Christians when it comes to proselytizing. I read nontheist as: "I'm an atheist that isn't preachy and I don't have a persecution complex either."
 
2012-11-08 03:53:59 PM
I prefer the term "non-religious" for myself.
 
2012-11-08 04:02:56 PM

imnotadoctor: exick: I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.

It's probably because so many atheists are such a**holes. Jesus, they're worse than most Christians when it comes to proselytizing. I read nontheist as: "I'm an atheist that isn't preachy and I don't have a persecution complex either."


But then you've invented a word to replace one that already exists. Atheist has nothing to do with proselytizing or not by its very definition. It's just been misused to imply it does. I'm similarly miffed about the misuse of "agnostic."

/I know, I'm fighting a losing battle
 
2012-11-08 04:12:28 PM
I don't think she is technically the winner yet but I'm keeping my fingers crossed. Thankfully the new district consists less of the Arpaio-voting retirees and more of the ASU students and working-class people that aren't as crazy as most of the rest of the country thinks we are. I'm glad my early vote for her might help push her across the finish line.
 
2012-11-08 04:14:12 PM

Felgraf: PapaChester: exick: I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.

No. Nontheist is not a "group" but a collection of all the different beliefs that want nothing to do with sky fairies and metaphysical beards. It is not just atheists.

Personally, my belief system shares aspects of many different nontheist systems, which would classify me a nonthiest rather than a full blown atheist or agnostic.


Good for goodness sake is not just for Santa. It is a way of being.

I wonder if "Pratcehttist" falls under that category?

/Because that's the easiest way I've found to define my belief system, I think!


Pratchian sounds better imho.
 
2012-11-08 04:23:20 PM
She's attractive in a "Nigella Lawson" sort of way: Lovely face, impressive rack, smart as a tack, just a little "saucy"...

But ya gotta admit, she's a bit "broad in the beam"!

But, any port in a storm, amirite?

Hel-lo, sailor!
 
2012-11-08 04:26:07 PM

bwilson27: The ads against her were reprehensible.


THIS. I'm not in her district (Ed Pastor is my Congressman and he went up against the same Libertarian from the last 2 times and no Republican), but I wished I was just so I could vote against her douchenozzle opponent.

It didn't hurt that people I know personally that have met her or worked for her say she's as real as could be when it comes to what she stands for. Keep an eye on her (and not just for her looks) because she will work to get shiat done.

/I don't know anyone who wouldn't do her
 
2012-11-08 04:26:12 PM
Would vote for her, and I'm not a 'merkin.
 
2012-11-08 04:38:28 PM
She could join my caucus anytime...
 
2012-11-08 04:41:09 PM

imnotadoctor: It's probably because so many atheists are such a**holes.


Actually, the asshole fraction is roughly the same. The assholes atheists are just more obvious about being atheists, and thus easy to pick out as atheists. It's quite hard to pick out the atheists from the Christians in the quiet non-asshole crowd; and unless you're an asshole yourself or a professional pollster (but I repeat myself...), you're unlikely to have asked enough quiet folk to have noticed the fraction that are godless.

The atheists' protofascist fraction is a lot smaller, though; so they have that going.

Do you want pointers to the sociology research on this?
 
2012-11-08 04:49:54 PM

GranoblasticMan: imnotadoctor: exick: I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.

It's probably because so many atheists are such a**holes. Jesus, they're worse than most Christians when it comes to proselytizing. I read nontheist as: "I'm an atheist that isn't preachy and I don't have a persecution complex either."

But then you've invented a word to replace one that already exists. Atheist has nothing to do with proselytizing or not by its very definition. It's just been misused to imply it does. I'm similarly miffed about the misuse of "agnostic."

/I know, I'm fighting a losing battle


As far as I can tell, "nontheist" simply means "atheist or agnostic". There's nothing wrong with the term, IMHO.
 
2012-11-08 05:12:02 PM

abb3w: imnotadoctor: It's probably because so many atheists are such a**holes.

Actually, the asshole fraction is roughly the same. The assholes atheists are just more obvious about being atheists, and thus easy to pick out as atheists. It's quite hard to pick out the atheists from the Christians in the quiet non-asshole crowd; and unless you're an asshole yourself or a professional pollster (but I repeat myself...), you're unlikely to have asked enough quiet folk to have noticed the fraction that are godless.

The atheists' protofascist fraction is a lot smaller, though; so they have that going.

Do you want pointers to the sociology research on this?


I'd actually say the "Christian" assholes are worse than the atheists. How many times have you seen atheists yelling at passersby for doing things they find to be immoral?

/Christian is in quotations because they don't seem to follow the teachings of their Christ.
 
2012-11-08 05:26:50 PM

exick: I like that the word atheist is has been made into such a pejorative that people have to come up with stupid shiat like nontheist.


Nontheist - It has become an umbrella term for summarizing various distinct and even mutually exclusive positions, such as agnosticism, skepticism, and atheism. It is in use in the fields of Christian apologetics and general liberal theology. Sometimes used synonymously with the term atheism, it can also include positions of belief in a non-personal deity, such as deism and pantheism. At its limit, it proposes that both theism and atheism are meaningless concepts since neither is falsifiable.
 
2012-11-08 05:28:33 PM

abb3w: imnotadoctor: It's probably because so many atheists are such a**holes.

Actually, the asshole fraction is roughly the same. The assholes atheists are just more obvious about being atheists, and thus easy to pick out as atheists. It's quite hard to pick out the atheists from the Christians in the quiet non-asshole crowd; and unless you're an asshole yourself or a professional pollster (but I repeat myself...), you're unlikely to have asked enough quiet folk to have noticed the fraction that are godless.

The atheists' protofascist fraction is a lot smaller, though; so they have that going.

Do you want pointers to the sociology research on this?


Meh, I've never had an atheist come to my door on Saturday morning and say " Did you know that Christ is your personal savior" 'Come in and have some coffee, Oh and how do you know that Christ is my personal savior?" "We'll be leaving now". "no coffee?"
 
2012-11-08 05:42:35 PM
GOOD


/just my humble opinion
 
2012-11-08 06:11:35 PM

Rincewind53: [emilyslist.org image 250x250]

You all know you would.


Yes, she can something something my caucus anytime
 
2012-11-08 06:49:14 PM
HOMMINA HOMMINA HOMMINA
 
2012-11-08 07:44:04 PM

whidbey: That's nice.

Not a good enough reason to go to Arizona and give them any of my money, though.


In general I agree with you, and I live in AZ. however, my money stays in Apache county, goes to Coconino county or heads to New Mexico. Therefore, my money gets spend in blue areas. In fact, Apache County is apparently more than 2/3 blue.
 
IP
2012-11-08 07:47:05 PM
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