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(TG Daily)   Humans first made projectile weapons 71,000 years ago, immediately started arguing over whether flung stones killed people or big hairy people killed people   (tgdaily.com) divider line 67
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2012-11-08 09:15:00 AM  
Obama will send his time squad back in time to take their primitive guns away legally because they aren't yet covered by the second amendment and therefore it's legal and via time stream butterfly effect will prevent the invention of guns thereby taking guns away from every citizen of the modern world legally and preventing their invention altogether

yall shoulda voted for romney
 
2012-11-08 10:18:30 AM  
You'll have to pry Grog's atlatl from Grog's cold, dead hands.
 
2012-11-08 10:30:07 AM  
Neanderthal Rifle Association
 
2012-11-08 10:33:57 AM  
Neanderthal Rock-throwing Association
 
2012-11-08 11:07:29 AM  
NO on rock registration!
 
2012-11-08 11:13:08 AM  
i1079.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-08 12:06:51 PM  

Hershey Highway Patrol: Neanderthal Rifle Association


So, no change from the current NRA?

cache.ohinternet.com
 
2012-11-08 12:07:09 PM  
Even my first attempts were better:

i56.tinypic.com

I improved with practice:

i56.tinypic.com

i45.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-08 12:07:40 PM  
Stones don't kill people, nuh-uh.
I kill people. WITH STONES.
 
2012-11-08 12:07:51 PM  
Han shot first.

/wait, they mean a long time ago not far far away? Ok, carry on.
 
2012-11-08 12:08:45 PM  
"You just killed a man!"
"No, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him"
 
2012-11-08 12:09:23 PM  
Came for 2001 segue

/leaving disappointed
 
2012-11-08 12:09:26 PM  
Those crazy rock collectors were also concerned about their jerbs and the Bildeboulders.
 
2012-11-08 12:11:52 PM  

Kingly Weevil: Obama will send his time squad back in time to take their primitive guns away legally because they aren't yet covered by the second amendment and therefore it's legal and via time stream butterfly effect will prevent the invention of guns thereby taking guns away from every citizen of the modern world legally and preventing their invention altogether

yall shoulda voted for romney


NOW you tell me???
 
2012-11-08 12:12:07 PM  
It's all sticks to me.

How did the art of weaponry started? It started with our ancestors holding a giant stick. Then, someone had the idea to add a rock to that giant stick, someone else decided to sharpen that rock in the stick, but it was a stick still the same, and then someone decided to make a longer stick with a pointy end. A few years later, a stick with a string was invented to throw little pointed sticks, and then someone made a sharp stick with metal, and all of a sudden, we foguth against each other with metal pointy, sharpened sticks.

Several years later, someone had the bright idea to make a hollow metal stick, and with black powder, use it to throw even tinier sticks made of lead. Now we have self-propelled sticks that can destroy cities.

So, Hail The Stick!
 
2012-11-08 12:12:50 PM  

CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started?

 
2012-11-08 12:13:11 PM  

Marquis de Sod: Came for 2001 segue

/leaving disappointed


Sorry, lumbered over here from the water hole as fast as I could!
kino-az.com 
/at'lat'l show 'em
 
2012-11-08 12:13:14 PM  
I always wondered how long "long long ago" was.

Evidently Han is 71,000 years old now, huh?
 
2012-11-08 12:14:33 PM  
I'm listening to Also Sprach Zarathustra right now so I'm getting a kick out of this.
 
2012-11-08 12:15:37 PM  
You'll take my pointy stick when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.
 
2012-11-08 12:15:41 PM  

Kingly Weevil: Obama

[...] romney

So where did they find these primitive weapons? Kenya Hawaii?
 
2012-11-08 12:16:52 PM  
I have my spear to keep government out of my cave!
 
2012-11-08 12:17:02 PM  

Treygreen13: CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started?


All your base are belong to us?
 
2012-11-08 12:17:15 PM  
This is such bullshiat! Everybody knows that the Earth is only 6,000 years old. It must be true, 'cause the GOP told me so.
 
2012-11-08 12:19:06 PM  

Treygreen13: CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started?


It started with sitkcs! And babbys!.
 
2012-11-08 12:20:18 PM  
So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow.
 
2012-11-08 12:20:47 PM  
"Let 'em all go to hell, except Cave 76!"
 
2012-11-08 12:21:58 PM  

CygnusDarius: Treygreen13: CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started?

It started with sitkcs! And babbys!.


I am truely sorry for your lots.
 
2012-11-08 12:27:13 PM  
Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago.
grades.tapity.com
 
2012-11-08 12:27:25 PM  
Now is not the right time to talk about flung rock control.
 
2012-11-08 12:29:23 PM  

leonel: Now is not the right time to talk about flung rock control.


Sez you.
community.oen.org
 
2012-11-08 12:31:31 PM  

CygnusDarius: So, Hail The Stick!


And hail their Order!

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2012-11-08 12:31:38 PM  

MBooda


leonel: Now is not the right time to talk about flung rock control.

Sez you.


JEHOVAH!

*runs away*
 
2012-11-08 12:34:33 PM  

Deep Contact: Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago.
[grades.tapity.com image 800x600]


Actually, I see some nice hammerstones in there.
 
2012-11-08 12:36:04 PM  

Therion: CygnusDarius: So, Hail The Stick!

And hail their Order!

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 334x500]


Piss-poor form. The littlebopper was better back when he was 5 years old:

i40.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-08 12:38:51 PM  
See the best policy is to make rocks real expensive...

www.pricescope.com

Oh...maybe that's why nobody shoots each other with diamonds... 

/me and a friend have a long standing assertion that all mankind has ever really done is kill each other with progressively more impressive rocks
 
2012-11-08 12:39:27 PM  
images4.wikia.nocookie.net

/seriously - do I have to do everything around here?
 
2012-11-08 12:40:20 PM  

Deep Contact: Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago.
[grades.tapity.com image 800x600]


Happy fun rock is hiding in that picture.
 
2012-11-08 12:42:22 PM  
+1 Subby.
 
2012-11-08 12:44:41 PM  

Deep Contact: Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago.
[grades.tapity.com image 800x600]


Thank you for the laugh.
 
2012-11-08 12:47:26 PM  

Therion: CygnusDarius: So, Hail The Stick!

And hail their Order!

[farm4.static.flickr.com image 334x500]


There is Order of the Stick cosplay? I'm so confused.
 
2012-11-08 12:54:34 PM  

kodiax2: So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow.


Well, see... bow are martial weapons. Clubs and short spears, they're simple weapons. Humans needed to level so they could take a martial weapon proficiency
 
2012-11-08 12:56:35 PM  

CygnusDarius: It's all sticks to me.

How did the art of weaponry started? It started with our ancestors holding a giant stick. Then, someone had the idea to add a rock to that giant stick, someone else decided to sharpen that rock in the stick, but it was a stick still the same, and then someone decided to make a longer stick with a pointy end. A few years later, a stick with a string was invented to throw little pointed sticks, and then someone made a sharp stick with metal, and all of a sudden, we foguth against each other with metal pointy, sharpened sticks.

Several years later, someone had the bright idea to make a hollow metal stick, and with black powder, use it to throw even tinier sticks made of lead. Now we have self-propelled sticks that can destroy cities.

So, Hail The Stick!


Epic!
 
2012-11-08 01:00:07 PM  

wippit: kodiax2: So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow.

Well, see... bow are martial weapons. Clubs and short spears, they're simple weapons. Humans needed to level so they could take a martial weapon proficiency


thAC0 was used back then though...
 
2012-11-08 01:25:16 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: me and a friend have a long standing assertion that all mankind has ever really done is kill each other with progressively more impressive rocks


There is no species of fauna that man hasn't come into contact with that he hasn't been able to kill with something as simple as a pointed stick.

It's kind of the hallmark of our species.
 
2012-11-08 01:26:04 PM  

dittybopper: Agent Smiths Laugh: me and a friend have a long standing assertion that all mankind has ever really done is kill each other with progressively more impressive rocks

There is no species of fauna that man hasn'tcome into contact with that he hasn't been able to kill with something as simple as a pointed stick.

It's kind of the hallmark of our species.


FTFM.
 
2012-11-08 01:27:34 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 01:28:38 PM  
Mama, just killed a man
Put a rock against his head
Pulled my bowstring, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
 
2012-11-08 01:29:46 PM  
Mama
I just stoned a man
Flung a rock against his head
knocked him down and now he's dead
 
2012-11-08 01:32:48 PM  

The more you eat the more you fart: Mama, just killed a man
Put a rock against his head
Pulled my bowstring, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters


I hate you, lol.
 
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