You'll have to pry Grog's atlatl from Grog's cold, dead hands.

Neanderthal Rifle Association

Hershey Highway Patrol: Neanderthal Rifle Association

So, no change from the current NRA?

Came for 2001 segue

/leaving disappointed

Those crazy rock collectors were also concerned about their jerbs and the Bildeboulders.

Kingly Weevil: Obama will send his time squad back in time to take their primitive guns away legally because they aren't yet covered by the second amendment and therefore it's legal and via time stream butterfly effect will prevent the invention of guns thereby taking guns away from every citizen of the modern world legally and preventing their invention altogether

yall shoulda voted for romney

NOW you tell me???

It's all sticks to me.

How did the art of weaponry started? It started with our ancestors holding a giant stick. Then, someone had the idea to add a rock to that giant stick, someone else decided to sharpen that rock in the stick, but it was a stick still the same, and then someone decided to make a longer stick with a pointy end. A few years later, a stick with a string was invented to throw little pointed sticks, and then someone made a sharp stick with metal, and all of a sudden, we foguth against each other with metal pointy, sharpened sticks.

Several years later, someone had the bright idea to make a hollow metal stick, and with black powder, use it to throw even tinier sticks made of lead. Now we have self-propelled sticks that can destroy cities.

So, Hail The Stick!

Marquis de Sod: Came for 2001 segue

/leaving disappointed

Sorry, lumbered over here from the water hole as fast as I could!
 
/at'lat'l show 'em

I always wondered how long "long long ago" was.

Evidently Han is 71,000 years old now, huh?

You'll take my pointy stick when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

Kingly Weevil: Obama [...] romney

So where did they find these primitive weapons? Kenya Hawaii?

Treygreen13: CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started?

All your base are belong to us?

Treygreen13: CygnusDarius: How did the art of weaponry started?

It started with sitkcs! And babbys!.

So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow.

"Let 'em all go to hell, except Cave 76!"

Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago.

Now is not the right time to talk about flung rock control.

leonel: Now is not the right time to talk about flung rock control.

Sez you.

MBooda

leonel: Now is not the right time to talk about flung rock control.

Sez you.


JEHOVAH!

*runs away*

See the best policy is to make rocks real expensive...



Oh...maybe that's why nobody shoots each other with diamonds... 

/me and a friend have a long standing assertion that all mankind has ever really done is kill each other with progressively more impressive rocks

Deep Contact: Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago.
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Happy fun rock is hiding in that picture.

+1 Subby.

Deep Contact: Evidence of a huge battle 70,000 years ago.
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Thank you for the laugh.

Therion: CygnusDarius: So, Hail The Stick!

And hail their Order!

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There is Order of the Stick cosplay? I'm so confused.

kodiax2: So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow.

Well, see... bow are martial weapons. Clubs and short spears, they're simple weapons. Humans needed to level so they could take a martial weapon proficiency

CygnusDarius: It's all sticks to me.

How did the art of weaponry started? It started with our ancestors holding a giant stick. Then, someone had the idea to add a rock to that giant stick, someone else decided to sharpen that rock in the stick, but it was a stick still the same, and then someone decided to make a longer stick with a pointy end. A few years later, a stick with a string was invented to throw little pointed sticks, and then someone made a sharp stick with metal, and all of a sudden, we foguth against each other with metal pointy, sharpened sticks.

Several years later, someone had the bright idea to make a hollow metal stick, and with black powder, use it to throw even tinier sticks made of lead. Now we have self-propelled sticks that can destroy cities.

So, Hail The Stick!

Epic!

wippit: kodiax2: So humans were around for 80,000 years before one of them finally figured out how to make an arrow.

Well, see... bow are martial weapons. Clubs and short spears, they're simple weapons. Humans needed to level so they could take a martial weapon proficiency

thAC0 was used back then though...

Mama, just killed a man
Put a rock against his head
Pulled my bowstring, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

Mama
I just stoned a man
Flung a rock against his head
knocked him down and now he's dead

The more you eat the more you fart: Mama, just killed a man
Put a rock against his head
Pulled my bowstring, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters

I hate you, lol.