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(WTOP)   Virginia jewelry store owner closes for one day to mourn re-election of Obama, a "president who seeks my demise." Stay tuned for the follow-up interview where a jewelry store owner complains about losing a day's worth of business because of Obama   (wtop.com) divider line 47
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2012-11-08 02:40:24 PM
7 votes:
Obama had four years to ruin the country and couldn't manage to do that.
Pathetic.
Bush Jr. did at least half of his damage during his first term. Now THAT was a real president!
2012-11-08 02:29:20 PM
7 votes:
Look, just do the Buddhist thing and burn yourself in protest.
2012-11-08 02:45:09 PM
5 votes:
It's Bedford, this is the majority of jewelry sold there

farm3.static.flickr.com
2012-11-08 02:49:13 PM
4 votes:
As JOB CREATORS, the White Wealthy and being as we're much more important than you could ever hope to be we'd just like to say to middle America - Thanks for selling us out you bastards.

Oh we'll still really run the country, we'll still be making money by the fistfulls and moving it offshore and we'll still have better lives than you but it won't be as good as it could have been. We could have been whiter and wealthier if not for you socialist farks.

Thanks for nothing!
2012-11-08 02:35:54 PM
4 votes:

you are a puppet: ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10

Needs more "White people"


Here you go. More sad white people than the Dale Earnhardt funeral.

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/
2012-11-08 02:33:43 PM
4 votes:
"Lyons will reopen tomorrow to continue the fight against a president who seeks my demise."

Fighting with jewelry. Sounds fabulous.
2012-11-08 03:11:34 PM
3 votes:
img.photobucket.com

It's true - stuff's gonna start 'splodin' any day now.....
2012-11-08 02:28:53 PM
3 votes:
Obama seeks the demise of terrorists. Obama seeks the jewels demise. The jeweler is a terrorist.
2012-11-08 03:14:26 PM
2 votes:

Rev. Skarekroe: Prank Call of Cthulhu: you are a puppet: ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10

Needs more "White people"

Here you go. More sad white people than the Dale Earnhardt funeral.

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/

I feel saddest about the cake.


THE CAKE WAS A LIE!!!!!

25.media.tumblr.com

/had to be said.
//BO? Really don't care.
2012-11-08 02:53:51 PM
2 votes:
Butthurt republican deepthroating sour grapes and behaving like an emotionally delayed 7 year old? After a fair election?

dl.dropbox.com
2012-11-08 02:44:51 PM
2 votes:
SlothB77:
www.theatlasphere.com

"If I ever find out who stole my pants..."
2012-11-08 02:44:43 PM
2 votes:
And the Dow is down @400 points since Tuesday: change we can believe in!

Thnx #BO
2012-11-08 02:43:53 PM
2 votes:

Khellendros: Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.

That's when you know you're a terrible parent - your child has a terrifying nightmare about a moderate politician being reelected.


Yeah. At least when I give kids nightmares, it's because I showed than an above-grade-level educational documentary about something like lightning or bears.
2012-11-08 02:33:26 PM
2 votes:
I wonder what the owner would do if Obama showed up at this guy's shop to buy Michelle a diamond ring.
2012-11-08 02:32:41 PM
2 votes:

Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.


One of my cousins is completely unhinged right now and posted some crap on Facebook about how Pres. Obama being re-elected would bring the Wrath of God down upon this country. Unfortunately the idiot has a lot of time to fume because he is home recuperating from heart surgery brought on by his failure to control his weight and Diabetes. ;?P This is the same fool who was a wastrel druggie before he became this born-again lunatic.
2012-11-08 02:32:18 PM
2 votes:
It's a shame that someone in the community couldn't have taken it upon themselves to tape a message to his door saying "Sorry you missed a $20k sale, John Wall"
2012-11-08 02:31:23 PM
2 votes:
Some people were just born to step on their own dicks....
2012-11-08 02:30:28 PM
2 votes:
Drudge is crowing about some douche in Las Vegas laying off 22 workers today because Obama won.
2012-11-08 02:27:33 PM
2 votes:
p.twimg.com

12/10
2012-11-08 12:20:43 PM
2 votes:
I hate it when someone gets elected who seeks my demise.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
2012-11-08 04:49:50 PM
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: you are a puppet: ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10

Needs more "White people"

Here you go. More sad white people than the Dale Earnhardt funeral.

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/


I love you. This is is awesome.
2012-11-08 04:45:15 PM
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: you are a puppet: ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10

Needs more "White people"

Here you go. More sad white people than the Dale Earnhardt funeral.

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/


That site just made my farking day. Yes, I love laughing at their misery and now they know how I felt when I lost my business in 2008 thanks to Republican incompetence. Screw them allllllllllll.
2012-11-08 04:23:36 PM
1 votes:

Headso: Thunderpipes: Carn: I saw one post on facebook mentioned that California raised taxes on the wealthiest people there to 13% (from 10%) and that there will probably be fewer millionaires in California soon. Won't somebody please think of the millionaires? I really think this wealth worship is a disease.

CA is underfunded on its state pensions to the tune of 300 BILLION dollars and rising. Not sure if CA is a model of how we should do things.

the reddest states have the fattest and most poverty ridden populations, probably not the way to go either.


So wait you're saying that the poor people vote against stealing other people's money?

Those states only show up as "poor" because they've got more people farming their own food so they don't need money. Cell coverage is weak so they don't need iPhones. They're hard working so they don't need TV.
2012-11-08 04:22:10 PM
1 votes:

So... Colbert wasn't doing an exaggerated caricature last night? These people actually exist?

thr1.pgmcdn.net
2012-11-08 04:07:59 PM
1 votes:

GRCooper: He'll probably have a line of folks tomorrow when he opens.

/crazy like a fox
//I'm about 10 miles from the store


I hope the majority are gay couples looking for engagement rings and maps to Frederick MD. Head; asplode.
2012-11-08 03:57:06 PM
1 votes:
I need to call this shop when I get home and ask him if he sells jewelry to black people.
2012-11-08 03:21:53 PM
1 votes:

ciberido: I'm guessing (hoping) he doesn't actually think Obama is after him personally.


My company's CEO believes Obama is after him personally.
2012-11-08 02:55:08 PM
1 votes:

coxinha: "Lyons will reopen tomorrow to continue the fight against a president who seeks my demise."

Fighting with jewelry. Sounds fabulous.


I'm sure he misses the George Bush "Go shopping" commands decreed as official policy.
2012-11-08 02:54:34 PM
1 votes:
We got bin Laden, so who 'snext on the list?

Well Mr. President, there is that farkwit with the jewellery store in Bedford.

Good choice! Send a drone straight over there.
2012-11-08 02:53:25 PM
1 votes:

Prank Call of Cthulhu: you are a puppet: ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10

Needs more "White people"

Here you go. More sad white people than the Dale Earnhardt funeral.

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/


Wow, you can almost smell the Miracle Whip.
2012-11-08 02:51:02 PM
1 votes:
While I fully enjoy the mockery, I wonder what calm, rational rhetoric would have been posted from my very liberal friends on Facebook if Romney had won.

"Great, we've just voted to enslave women and minorities, rape the land, and euthanize all the poor and sick."
Ab3
2012-11-08 02:51:00 PM
1 votes:

ultraholland: Obama seeks the demise of terrorists. Obama seeks the jewels demise. The jeweler is a terrorist.


What's wrong with Jewel? She was a fine singer!
2012-11-08 02:49:55 PM
1 votes:

etoof: It amazes me the amount of power that these idiots think the President has. None of them realize that he can't do jack shiat if Congress doesn't approve.


The Congress has nothing to say about executive orders. Our government is one with balanced power. Each branch has its set of little tricks.
2012-11-08 02:47:11 PM
1 votes:
Now where is Glen Beck going to get gold?
2012-11-08 02:45:11 PM
1 votes:

Thunderpipes: Business owner protests, it is bad.

Welfare sucking iPhone using people protest, it is good.

Got it.


Ah, the trolls have arrived.
2012-11-08 02:43:59 PM
1 votes:
Business owner protests, it is bad.

Welfare sucking iPhone using people protest, it is good.

Got it.
2012-11-08 02:42:28 PM
1 votes:
www.theatlasphere.com
2012-11-08 02:38:15 PM
1 votes:
Also this guy must have done good enough in the past 4 years that he can afford a day off. What exactly is his complaint?
2012-11-08 02:37:47 PM
1 votes:
I saw one post on facebook mentioned that California raised taxes on the wealthiest people there to 13% (from 10%) and that there will probably be fewer millionaires in California soon. Won't somebody please think of the millionaires? I really think this wealth worship is a disease.
2012-11-08 02:37:45 PM
1 votes:
that is balls of bronze the size of church bells. does Mr.Dickless think we are not aware that jewelry, whether costume or investor grade, is marked up beyond the point of being rude? Mr.Assclown does not break a sweat restocking necklaces and ID bracelets in his ultra comfy climate control retail environment. Peckerhead McGee over here has a SWEET life in the USA but still has the gonads to biatch and moan. What a Doosh LaSuckIt if there ever was one.

--no, the Capital letters do not spell out something in code, just simmer down.
2012-11-08 02:35:03 PM
1 votes:
Fifth graders at my kids' school said they were sorry that Obama was re-elected because he is going to raise taxes and outlaw junk food in schools.
2012-11-08 02:34:31 PM
1 votes:

pag1107: Drudge is crowing about some douche in Las Vegas laying off 22 workers today because Obama won.


It'd be funny to keep track of any businesses making a stink about laying people off, then watch the want-ads/job site postings in their city for job openings a week or two later.
2012-11-08 02:34:18 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.


That's when you know you're a terrible parent - your child has a terrifying nightmare about a moderate politician being reelected.
2012-11-08 02:32:10 PM
1 votes:
God, all these tears are delicious.

/Lobocraspis griseifusa is my spirit animal
2012-11-08 02:31:54 PM
1 votes:
www.wtop.com

USA! USA!
2012-11-08 02:31:22 PM
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Obama Derangement Syndrome.
It's a self-inflicted mental illness.


Along with windmill sickness.
2012-11-08 02:29:36 PM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10


Needs more "White people"
 
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