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(WTOP)   Virginia jewelry store owner closes for one day to mourn re-election of Obama, a "president who seeks my demise." Stay tuned for the follow-up interview where a jewelry store owner complains about losing a day's worth of business because of Obama   (wtop.com) divider line 118
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2012-11-08 12:20:43 PM  
I hate it when someone gets elected who seeks my demise.

images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2012-11-08 12:51:30 PM  
More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.
 
2012-11-08 02:27:33 PM  
p.twimg.com

12/10
 
2012-11-08 02:28:53 PM  
Obama seeks the demise of terrorists. Obama seeks the jewels demise. The jeweler is a terrorist.
 
2012-11-08 02:28:59 PM  
He'll probably have a line of folks tomorrow when he opens.

/crazy like a fox
//I'm about 10 miles from the store
 
2012-11-08 02:29:20 PM  
Look, just do the Buddhist thing and burn yourself in protest.
 
2012-11-08 02:29:32 PM  
Add this guy to the official "Attention Whore" list
 
2012-11-08 02:29:36 PM  

ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10


Needs more "White people"
 
2012-11-08 02:29:47 PM  
Or several customers. Whoever came around looking for jewelry that day went somewhere else and found better prices/better customer service
 
2012-11-08 02:29:58 PM  
Obama Derangement Syndrome.
It's a self-inflicted mental illness.
 
2012-11-08 02:30:28 PM  
Drudge is crowing about some douche in Las Vegas laying off 22 workers today because Obama won.
 
2012-11-08 02:30:41 PM  
the silver lining of clicking that link...

www.wtop.com
 
2012-11-08 02:31:22 PM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Obama Derangement Syndrome.
It's a self-inflicted mental illness.


Along with windmill sickness.
 
2012-11-08 02:31:23 PM  
Some people were just born to step on their own dicks....
 
2012-11-08 02:31:54 PM  
www.wtop.com

USA! USA!
 
2012-11-08 02:32:10 PM  
God, all these tears are delicious.

/Lobocraspis griseifusa is my spirit animal
 
2012-11-08 02:32:18 PM  
It's a shame that someone in the community couldn't have taken it upon themselves to tape a message to his door saying "Sorry you missed a $20k sale, John Wall"
 
2012-11-08 02:32:41 PM  

Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.


One of my cousins is completely unhinged right now and posted some crap on Facebook about how Pres. Obama being re-elected would bring the Wrath of God down upon this country. Unfortunately the idiot has a lot of time to fume because he is home recuperating from heart surgery brought on by his failure to control his weight and Diabetes. ;?P This is the same fool who was a wastrel druggie before he became this born-again lunatic.
 
2012-11-08 02:33:26 PM  
I wonder what the owner would do if Obama showed up at this guy's shop to buy Michelle a diamond ring.
 
2012-11-08 02:33:43 PM  
"Lyons will reopen tomorrow to continue the fight against a president who seeks my demise."

Fighting with jewelry. Sounds fabulous.
 
2012-11-08 02:34:18 PM  

Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.


That's when you know you're a terrible parent - your child has a terrifying nightmare about a moderate politician being reelected.
 
2012-11-08 02:34:27 PM  
this sounds like a shrewed and brave businessman. Right up there with those stand proprietors in the market square that are taregeted for terrorist attacks in Iraq.
 
2012-11-08 02:34:31 PM  

pag1107: Drudge is crowing about some douche in Las Vegas laying off 22 workers today because Obama won.


It'd be funny to keep track of any businesses making a stink about laying people off, then watch the want-ads/job site postings in their city for job openings a week or two later.
 
2012-11-08 02:35:03 PM  
Fifth graders at my kids' school said they were sorry that Obama was re-elected because he is going to raise taxes and outlaw junk food in schools.
 
2012-11-08 02:35:54 PM  

you are a puppet: ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10

Needs more "White people"


Here you go. More sad white people than the Dale Earnhardt funeral.

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/
 
2012-11-08 02:36:26 PM  

ashinmytomatoes: Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.

One of my cousins is completely unhinged right now and posted some crap on Facebook about how Pres. Obama being re-elected would bring the Wrath of God down upon this country. Unfortunately the idiot has a lot of time to fume because he is home recuperating from heart surgery brought on by his failure to control his weight and Diabetes. ;?P This is the same fool who was a wastrel druggie before he became this born-again lunatic.


I hope your cousin recovers. And 'born-again?' It always seems like drug addicts never really get clean. They just go from one drug to another.
 
2012-11-08 02:37:45 PM  
that is balls of bronze the size of church bells. does Mr.Dickless think we are not aware that jewelry, whether costume or investor grade, is marked up beyond the point of being rude? Mr.Assclown does not break a sweat restocking necklaces and ID bracelets in his ultra comfy climate control retail environment. Peckerhead McGee over here has a SWEET life in the USA but still has the gonads to biatch and moan. What a Doosh LaSuckIt if there ever was one.

--no, the Capital letters do not spell out something in code, just simmer down.
 
2012-11-08 02:37:47 PM  
I saw one post on facebook mentioned that California raised taxes on the wealthiest people there to 13% (from 10%) and that there will probably be fewer millionaires in California soon. Won't somebody please think of the millionaires? I really think this wealth worship is a disease.
 
2012-11-08 02:37:57 PM  

Khellendros: Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.

That's when you know you're a terrible parent - your child has a terrifying nightmare about a moderate politician being reelected.


Who knows what they're filling that poor child's head with. The kid was born into a millionaire family, and has very little to worry about. Yet, the re-election of a moderate President is for some reason terrifying. She probably has been told, or thinks that Obama is going to take away her Mom and Dad's business, or some other such nonsense.
 
2012-11-08 02:38:15 PM  
Also this guy must have done good enough in the past 4 years that he can afford a day off. What exactly is his complaint?
 
2012-11-08 02:38:20 PM  

Cythraul: ashinmytomatoes: Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.

One of my cousins is completely unhinged right now and posted some crap on Facebook about how Pres. Obama being re-elected would bring the Wrath of God down upon this country. Unfortunately the idiot has a lot of time to fume because he is home recuperating from heart surgery brought on by his failure to control his weight and Diabetes. ;?P This is the same fool who was a wastrel druggie before he became this born-again lunatic.

I hope your cousin recovers. And 'born-again?' It always seems like drug addicts never really get clean. They just go from one drug to another.


Thanks, Cy, and that is so true. I do think he has a good heart but bad parenting and genetics really messed him up.
 
2012-11-08 02:40:18 PM  
It amazes me the amount of power that these idiots think the President has. None of them realize that he can't do jack shiat if Congress doesn't approve.
 
2012-11-08 02:40:24 PM  
Obama had four years to ruin the country and couldn't manage to do that.
Pathetic.
Bush Jr. did at least half of his damage during his first term. Now THAT was a real president!
 
2012-11-08 02:42:28 PM  
www.theatlasphere.com
 
2012-11-08 02:42:54 PM  
I see gun sales are skyrocketing since Obama's re-election. fricken lunatics
 
2012-11-08 02:43:53 PM  

Khellendros: Cythraul: More post-election insane depression.

The child of my cousin, a ten year old girl, woke up from a nightmare last night crying, saying she was terrified that Obama was going to ruin the country. A ten year old. It's probably relevant that my cousin is co-owner of a sleazy predatory lending company, and Republican.

That's when you know you're a terrible parent - your child has a terrifying nightmare about a moderate politician being reelected.


Yeah. At least when I give kids nightmares, it's because I showed than an above-grade-level educational documentary about something like lightning or bears.
 
2012-11-08 02:43:59 PM  
Business owner protests, it is bad.

Welfare sucking iPhone using people protest, it is good.

Got it.
 
2012-11-08 02:44:43 PM  
And the Dow is down @400 points since Tuesday: change we can believe in!

Thnx #BO
 
2012-11-08 02:44:51 PM  
SlothB77:
www.theatlasphere.com

"If I ever find out who stole my pants..."
 
2012-11-08 02:45:09 PM  
It's Bedford, this is the majority of jewelry sold there

farm3.static.flickr.com
 
2012-11-08 02:45:11 PM  

Thunderpipes: Business owner protests, it is bad.

Welfare sucking iPhone using people protest, it is good.

Got it.


Ah, the trolls have arrived.
 
2012-11-08 02:45:25 PM  

Carn: I saw one post on facebook mentioned that California raised taxes on the wealthiest people there to 13% (from 10%) and that there will probably be fewer millionaires in California soon. Won't somebody please think of the millionaires? I really think this wealth worship is a disease.


CA is underfunded on its state pensions to the tune of 300 BILLION dollars and rising. Not sure if CA is a model of how we should do things.
 
2012-11-08 02:47:11 PM  
Now where is Glen Beck going to get gold?
 
2012-11-08 02:49:13 PM  
As JOB CREATORS, the White Wealthy and being as we're much more important than you could ever hope to be we'd just like to say to middle America - Thanks for selling us out you bastards.

Oh we'll still really run the country, we'll still be making money by the fistfulls and moving it offshore and we'll still have better lives than you but it won't be as good as it could have been. We could have been whiter and wealthier if not for you socialist farks.

Thanks for nothing!
 
2012-11-08 02:49:55 PM  

etoof: It amazes me the amount of power that these idiots think the President has. None of them realize that he can't do jack shiat if Congress doesn't approve.


The Congress has nothing to say about executive orders. Our government is one with balanced power. Each branch has its set of little tricks.
 
2012-11-08 02:50:21 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: you are a puppet: ChipNASA: [p.twimg.com image 462x350]

12/10

Needs more "White people"

Here you go. More sad white people than the Dale Earnhardt funeral.

http://whitepeoplemourningromney.tumblr.com/


I feel saddest about the cake.
 
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2012-11-08 02:51:00 PM  

ultraholland: Obama seeks the demise of terrorists. Obama seeks the jewels demise. The jeweler is a terrorist.


What's wrong with Jewel? She was a fine singer!
 
2012-11-08 02:51:02 PM  
While I fully enjoy the mockery, I wonder what calm, rational rhetoric would have been posted from my very liberal friends on Facebook if Romney had won.

"Great, we've just voted to enslave women and minorities, rape the land, and euthanize all the poor and sick."
 
2012-11-08 02:51:50 PM  

Perducci: Obama had four years to ruin the country and couldn't manage to do that.
Pathetic.
Bush Jr. did at least half of his damage during his first term. Now THAT was a real president!


+1

Thanks for the laugh.
 
2012-11-08 02:53:06 PM  
I wonder if these people know that Colbert isn't' serious.
 
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