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A few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 10/28 - 11/3 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2012-11-08 6:15:07 AM (6 comments) | Permalink
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Got a little bogged down with the election Tuesday, but here are some if the best headlines from last week.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2012-10-28 to Sat 2012-11-03:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Protesters blocking traffic in a major city is a dirty deed, but in Spain it's a dirty deed done with sheep    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Ocean City MD can now say that as a beach resort, it is without pier    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Long oppressed Kurds get taste of freedom. No whey    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Sandy hasn't even made official landfall yet, but new reports say that 1.5 million are already without p    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Couple in their 90's who had been married 72 years die exactly one hour apart-which might have had less to do with true love and was more about that horrific car wreck they were both in    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  It's like celebratory gunfire that brings a power line down onto your tent, causing a fire that kills 23 guests on your wedding day    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  When you install DirecTV near a beehive, you're bound to get stung. When you get stung, you end up in the hospital. When you're in the hospital, you are losing productivity. Don't install DirecTV near a beehive    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Elephant learns how to speak Korean, still struggles with chopsticks    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Egyptian princess's tomb found near Cai...oh, wait, it's empty, and some dude wearing a mushroom is telling me she's in another pyramid    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  9.3 million gallons of untreated sewage flow into Shingle Creek. That's a lot of shiat on a shingle    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Man gets six month prison term for insulting the fat, goat loving pedophile King of Bahrain    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Andy Reid may be thinking about sending Michael Vick to a nice farm somewhere upstate where he can run freely and frolic in the fields    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Jets go into the Week 9 bye announcing they are sticking with Mark Sanchez at QB. In other news, Jets expected to lose in Week 9    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Dez Bryant given permission to stay out past midnight, but must return Dad's car with a full tank of gas, promise to mow the lawn Saturday, and go to church on Sunday    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Google infringes on Apple's patent for losing prototype phones in bars    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Europe's oldest prehistoric town discovered in Bulgaria. Archaeologists name it Sofia    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Doctors speculate rock guitarist's brain tumor was brought on by playing music. Their theory is bolstered by the fact that drummers never get this condition    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Octomom checks into rehab for pill addiction. Obviously it wasn't birth control pills she was addicted to    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Avril Lavigne's ex-husband dresses up as her for Halloween. Chad Kroeger promptly proposes    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Kim Kardashian's Halloween costume could not possibly be tighter. Unlike Kim Kardashian    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  10 House races to watch. My money is on the RV    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Election campaign ends with chess match. Romney's next move is an en peasant    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Starting Monday, provisional ballots in Ohio will be located in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying 'Beware of the Leopard'    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Random House & Penguin plan to merge, form villain for next Austin Powers flick    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Iphone 5 goes on sale in India today. Prices start at 2 Sagans    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Amtrak resumes limited service during hurricane repairs. This is good news since on its best days Amtrak provided only limited service    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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6 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2012-11-08 02:34:52 PM  
But its Thursday... whats going on in there? Hungover after the election?
 
2012-11-08 03:09:22 PM  

thecpt: But its Thursday... whats going on in there? Hungover after the election?


Waaaay hung over after the election
 
2012-11-08 04:44:04 PM  
I laughed way too farking hard at the "old couple die an hour apart" headline. Bravo subby.
 
2012-11-08 05:12:07 PM  
Egyptian princess's tomb found near Cai...oh, wait, it's empty, and some dude wearing a mushroom is telling me she's in another pyramid

Classic!
 
2012-11-08 06:23:55 PM  
No love for the donation thread? 2600-some comments. That's gotta be a favorite somewhere.

Also, I'm still waiting on a confirmation screenshot from Silly Jesus.

/fingers crossed.
 
2012-11-08 09:58:17 PM  

electronsexparty: I laughed way too farking hard at the "old couple die an hour apart" headline. Bravo subby.


For me that one is the runner-up behind DirecTV.
 
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