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(Toronto Star)   There is no parking in the red zone   (thestar.com) divider line 38
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2012-11-08 09:23:17 AM
Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.
 
2012-11-08 09:34:16 AM

Sybarite: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.


Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.
 
2012-11-08 09:42:22 AM

Sybarite: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.


The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone
 
2012-11-08 09:44:00 AM

ArkAngel: Sybarite: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.

Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.


It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
2012-11-08 10:10:38 AM
There's no parking on the dance floor, either.
 
2012-11-08 10:13:41 AM
Handicapped >
Pregnant woman >
Woman |
Woman |>
Woman |
< Old man
Cowboy ♘
Lawyer ♂♂♂♂♂♂
 
2012-11-08 10:55:59 AM
So are they admitting that Fredericton is a very dangerous place with a high percentage of crime against women? Because that's the takeaway I'm getting from the article.

Unless the spots are twice as wide as normal spots. Then it makes sense. ;-)
 
2012-11-08 11:29:47 AM
Came for the Airplane! quote. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-11-08 12:30:16 PM

quatchi: Sybarite: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.

The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone


home.gwi.net

I'm calling the police.
 
2012-11-08 12:30:41 PM

Gig103: So are they admitting that Fredericton is a very dangerous place with a high percentage of crime against women? Because that's the takeaway I'm getting from the article.


More like they are creating a problem just so they can solve it.
 
2012-11-08 12:34:43 PM
Make them mandatory. Then I'll know where I shouldn't park next to.

/just because I biased my car to the side next to the support pole doesn't mean you get to park over the line for your space; that's precisely what I'm trying to avoid
 
2012-11-08 12:37:00 PM
Also maybe set aside parking for the weak, and the mentally feeble; some spots for the shy and some spots for the wicked. The blue-eyed people we'll keep in the corner, but blondes will park on the roof during the weekend. And only those named Robert may park on the third level. Also, no French at this parking garage - sorry, frog-people.

/stop calling me Shirley
 
2012-11-08 12:38:19 PM
playpork.com
 
2012-11-08 12:38:25 PM

Grave_Girl: More like they are creating a problem just so they can solve it.


Great, so now I have an image in my head of Stephen Chase lurking in the shadows of parking structures, groping women and stealing their purses.
 
2012-11-08 12:38:42 PM
how are they going to enforce this?

also wouldn't it make any actual problem worse?

as it is a creeper isn't exactly sure who owns that eclipse he's thinking about climbing into and waiting all night for the right time to strike, but if it's parked in the woman only zone?

now he's sure it won't be him putting the lotion in it's skin.
 
2012-11-08 12:39:04 PM
So; what you are saying is; there are going to be 3 parking facilities full of defenseless women; with no one around to look after them?

I'll be back in a sec; I've got to get my ski mask and duck tape.

/ who thought that this was a good idea?
 
2012-11-08 12:41:26 PM
 
2012-11-08 12:43:09 PM
you have five minutes to move your cube
 
2012-11-08 12:43:43 PM
Apparently, they are using "safety" as an excuse for this bullshiat.
If you think that they parking lot isn't lit well enough to be safe, then LIGHT THE DAMN PARKING LOT BETTER. Why add more red tape?
 
2012-11-08 12:44:55 PM
You'll love it. It's a way of life.
 
2012-11-08 12:48:08 PM
You know, I don't really have a problem with this.

My only concern is entitled asshats abusing it. It's not legally enforceable, so you end up with the asshat brokers taking all the good spots.
 
2012-11-08 12:53:13 PM
i47.tinypic.com
 
2012-11-08 12:53:28 PM
The logic behind this is seriously flawed. However it's probably the same crowd who goes around screaming "Think of the Children".
 
2012-11-08 12:58:18 PM
Man... those are the primo spots too!
 
2012-11-08 01:00:40 PM
Then all the perves only have to hang in a smaller area instead of the whole damn parking lot.
 
2012-11-08 01:01:36 PM
netflix.hs.llnwd.net

/It's available on Netflix...the scene with Dennis Hopper and Rainn Wilson is interesting
 
2012-11-08 01:02:13 PM

averagejoe42:


Slowclappythingy!

~~~~

FTA: "Some people perceive it as a sexist, that, 'I don't need your help,' " said Chase.

Whhaaatt? Peoplen jumping to conculsions and forming opinions because they fail to or choose not to, fully understand a concept!
You sir are most obviuosly ascewed!
 
2012-11-08 01:04:23 PM

The Irresponsible Captain: The logic behind this is seriously flawed. However it's probably the same crowd who goes around screaming "Think of the Children".

Someone

has to think of them
 
2012-11-08 02:01:57 PM
They have a lot of this in Germany. Especially in place like parking garages. Always close to exits or the elevators. It's seen as a safety thing. And it isn't really enforced by the Polizei, but you will get VERY nasty looks from people. It is really only enforced by a fear of public scorn. I have no problem with this. In fact, it is probably a good thing.
 
2012-11-08 02:34:16 PM

kryphon: They have a lot of this in Germany. Especially in place like parking garages. Always close to exits or the elevators. It's seen as a safety thing. And it isn't really enforced by the Polizei, but you will get VERY nasty looks from people. It is really only enforced by a fear of public scorn. I have no problem with this. In fact, it is probably a good thing.


How is it a good thing?
 
2012-11-08 02:57:29 PM
This will help me narrow down where I stalk my women. Thanks. Now I don't have to creep about ALL the parking spaces anymore
 
2012-11-08 03:26:14 PM
It's nice that someone is finally admitting that women are disabled. Now if they'd only classify the various disabilities by genetic heritage we could all get our jokes straight.

/Oops, I didn't mean straight. I meant gay. Or something.
 
2012-11-08 03:40:09 PM
Not news: China did it:

i.dailymail.co.uk

Fark: At a construction supplies store.
 
2012-11-08 08:17:52 PM

probesport: quatchi: Sybarite: Listen, Betty, don't start up with your 'white zone' shiat again.

The White Zone is for loading and unloading only. If you got to load or unload go to the White Zone

[home.gwi.net image 360x352]

I'm calling the police.


I have children sleeping in here.
 
2012-11-08 08:32:31 PM
He used to be a very nice boy.
 
2012-11-08 09:01:52 PM

IrieTom: He used to be a very nice boy.


He used to cut the grass.
 
2012-11-09 10:32:28 AM
There's also no sex in the champagne room.

/And Leon's getting larrrrrrrrger...
 
2012-11-09 01:21:31 PM

DeathCipris: If you think that they parking lot isn't lit well enough to be safe, then LIGHT THE DAMN PARKING LOT BETTER. Why add more red tape?


Red tape must be reflective. Fill out form LCL-1402b, and photometer tests must be completed within seven months.
 
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