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(CNN)   This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it   (security.blogs.cnn.com) divider line 188
    More: Scary, Russian Northern Navy Fleet, U.S. Defense Department, Russian Government, United States Navy ships, Carrier Strike Group  
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2012-11-08 12:06:49 PM

MythDragon: Russian subs are easy to track:
[farm1.staticflickr.com image 360x240]
Just listen for all the singing.


No, that's just a biologic. A whale, MythDragon, a whale.
 
2012-11-08 12:09:29 PM
Came for the Russians Are Coming reference. Leaving very disappointed
 
2012-11-08 12:10:42 PM
Someone at CNN thinks we are still in the Cold War...
 
2012-11-08 12:11:32 PM

Cythraul: Biness: Cybernetic: They're just reminding Obama that he's supposed to be more flexible now that the election is over.

he was only too happy to bend over for foreign leaders in the first term.

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]

Republican Philosophy: Showing respect for the leaders and culture of other countries is bad.


There's a difference between showing respect and showing submission.
 
2012-11-08 12:14:21 PM
Neverminnd. I see it 5 down on the main page
 
2012-11-08 12:15:02 PM

HelloNeuman: Came for the Russians Are Coming reference. Leaving very disappointed


i.imgur.com

Comrade Marshov?
 
2012-11-08 12:15:51 PM

Mr. Breeze: Cythraul: Biness: Cybernetic: They're just reminding Obama that he's supposed to be more flexible now that the election is over.

he was only too happy to bend over for foreign leaders in the first term.

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]

Republican Philosophy: Showing respect for the leaders and culture of other countries is bad.

There's a difference between showing respect and showing submission.


I do not see submission in that photo. I see a President who is trying to show respect for how they do things in another country.

Give me a few examples of how the U.S. is showing submission in foreign policy, please.
 
2012-11-08 12:16:50 PM

Cuchulane: Cythraul: Biness: Cybernetic: They're just reminding Obama that he's supposed to be more flexible now that the election is over.

he was only too happy to bend over for foreign leaders in the first term.

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]

Republican Philosophy: Showing respect for the leaders and culture of other countries is bad.

What a Republican President of the United States might look like.

[img210.imageshack.us image 300x486]


www.streetsblog.org
what a democrat president might look like
 
2012-11-08 12:18:03 PM

Cythraul: Mr. Breeze: Cythraul: Biness: Cybernetic: They're just reminding Obama that he's supposed to be more flexible now that the election is over.

he was only too happy to bend over for foreign leaders in the first term.

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]

Republican Philosophy: Showing respect for the leaders and culture of other countries is bad.

There's a difference between showing respect and showing submission.

I do not see submission in that photo. I see a President who is trying to show respect for how they do things in another country.

Give me a few examples of how the U.S. is showing submission in foreign policy, please.


in japan they either bow or shake hands. doing both at the same time is just farking stupid.
 
2012-11-08 12:24:55 PM
Russia and its ally China are just gearing up for the next world war.

They're recruiting useful idiots now, including on internet sites like Fark

To be a true useful idiot, you need to talk a lot about how it's unfair for the USA to be such a bully and defend its own interests, and how we should just be friends with the people who want to destroy us so we can feel all enlightened and stuff.
 
2012-11-08 12:29:23 PM

janzee: Article failed to mention that we've been tracking the sub since it fired up it's engines in its base port...


That's what happens when you have people in the intel community that leak bits and pieces to the press. When I was on the inside it amused me when I saw intel leaks in the news, the picture is very different because the press doesn't have all of the information.
 
2012-11-08 12:31:58 PM

Tenatra: janzee: Article failed to mention that we've been tracking the sub since it fired up it's engines in its base port...

That's what happens when you have people in the intel community that leak bits and pieces to the press. When I was on the inside it amused me when I saw intel leaks in the news, the picture is very different because the press doesn't have all of the information.


"Our source was the New York Times."
media.screened.com
 
2012-11-08 12:32:25 PM

Biness: Cythraul: Mr. Breeze: Cythraul: Biness: Cybernetic: They're just reminding Obama that he's supposed to be more flexible now that the election is over.

he was only too happy to bend over for foreign leaders in the first term.

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]

Republican Philosophy: Showing respect for the leaders and culture of other countries is bad.

There's a difference between showing respect and showing submission.

I do not see submission in that photo. I see a President who is trying to show respect for how they do things in another country.

Give me a few examples of how the U.S. is showing submission in foreign policy, please.

in japan they either bow or shake hands. doing both at the same time is just farking stupid.


I thought we were talking about submission, not stupidity?
 
2012-11-08 12:42:24 PM

Cythraul: Biness: Cythraul: Mr. Breeze: Cythraul: Biness: Cybernetic: They're just reminding Obama that he's supposed to be more flexible now that the election is over.

he was only too happy to bend over for foreign leaders in the first term.

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]

Republican Philosophy: Showing respect for the leaders and culture of other countries is bad.

There's a difference between showing respect and showing submission.

I do not see submission in that photo. I see a President who is trying to show respect for how they do things in another country.

Give me a few examples of how the U.S. is showing submission in foreign policy, please.

in japan they either bow or shake hands. doing both at the same time is just farking stupid.

I thought we were talking about submission, not stupidity?


wasn't me who brought up submission. i don't think obama was trying to show submission, but given his weak kneed endorsement of American exceptionalism, the picture sure does create and interesting visual.
 
2012-11-08 12:43:33 PM
They are just heading to Havana, where the sun is warm, and so is the...comradeship.
 
2012-11-08 12:53:27 PM
"Hello, you! We require big savings, please, you're welcome"

Link
 
2012-11-08 12:55:15 PM
300 miles? Crap, Sarah Palin's house is closer to Russians than that.
 
2012-11-08 01:02:22 PM
Farker Bubblehead roll call:

ET1(SS) Massagonist - here.

/SSBN 629(G) & SSBN 734(B)
//Still looking for relative bearing grease
 
2012-11-08 01:18:47 PM

Cuchulane: The ЯFS ЯОМИЕУ ?


If you're gonna do it, do it right.
It was the ЯFS ЯМOИЕУ
 
2012-11-08 01:34:17 PM

Cythraul: wippit: Cythraul:
I'm sure I could find at least one or two on a ship full of Russian dudes who would suit my tastes.

Just close your eyes and enjoy the sweet sweet accent, tovarich.


/although it does sound better coming from a woman. YMMV

I have to say, the Russian accent isn't the sexiest of accents. But I guess it's exotic enough..


Having lived/worked in a number of Russian speaking countries I totally disagree. It is the sexiest of accents and the women are the hottest (and most dangerous,lecherous, conniving, etc.) Plus they love milk (wink, wink):

discotreats.com


ps. Kyrghz women are bat shiat crazy and will do anything
 
2012-11-08 01:34:36 PM
Tired internet meme is tired.

Also, the movie its based on - boring and full of ridiculous dialogue.
 
2012-11-08 01:35:07 PM
The move by the Russians to put the ship close to the U.S. demonstrates its desire to ramp up deep-water patrolling by its submarine fleet - something the Russian government has said it would do, officials said.

Or, y'know, that they maintain a functioning navy and like playing stupid-ass games.

/Or got lost. That's unlikely, but would be hilarious, so I'm not discounting it as a possibility.
//DAMNIT, COMERADE, THAT'S NOT ICELAND!
 
2012-11-08 01:37:28 PM

frunjer: Cythraul: wippit: Cythraul:
I'm sure I could find at least one or two on a ship full of Russian dudes who would suit my tastes.

Just close your eyes and enjoy the sweet sweet accent, tovarich.


/although it does sound better coming from a woman. YMMV

I have to say, the Russian accent isn't the sexiest of accents. But I guess it's exotic enough..

Having lived/worked in a number of Russian speaking countries I totally disagree. It is the sexiest of accents and the women are the hottest (and most dangerous,lecherous, conniving, etc.) Plus they love milk (wink, wink):

[discotreats.com image 500x500]


ps. Kyrghz women are bat shiat crazy and will do anything


What's with the Asain chick, were talkin bout Russians.
 
2012-11-08 01:43:44 PM

croesius: frunjer: Cythraul: wippit: Cythraul:
I'm sure I could find at least one or two on a ship full of Russian dudes who would suit my tastes.

Just close your eyes and enjoy the sweet sweet accent, tovarich.


/although it does sound better coming from a woman. YMMV

I have to say, the Russian accent isn't the sexiest of accents. But I guess it's exotic enough..

Having lived/worked in a number of Russian speaking countries I totally disagree. It is the sexiest of accents and the women are the hottest (and most dangerous,lecherous, conniving, etc.) Plus they love milk (wink, wink):

[discotreats.com image 500x500]


ps. Kyrghz women are bat shiat crazy and will do anything

What's with the Asain chick, were talkin bout Russians.


Russia has Asians in it. Particularly in the south west part.
 
2012-11-08 02:39:02 PM

bluorangefyre: To be fair, though, I'd let them take out some parts of the Southeast.


and I wish your breath didn't smell like a bum's prolapsed anus, but here we are....
 
2012-11-08 02:51:23 PM
let putan come, let him come. he would be a better ruler the fartbongo
 
2012-11-08 03:09:58 PM

dofus: MrCynical: ricochet4: obligatory



[i.imgur.com image 618x347] 
/just happened to make this two nights ago

Patton? Wasn't that supposed to be Yamamoto?


I think it was his attempt to be witty. A poor one. Whats even worse is people who keep using the same pic over and over and over. So he lost on both fronts.
 
2012-11-08 03:53:12 PM
images1.wikia.nocookie.netbp0.blogger.com
 
2012-11-08 04:16:32 PM

frunjer: Having lived/worked in a number of Russian speaking countries I totally disagree. It is the sexiest of accents and the women are the hottest (and most dangerous,lecherous, conniving, etc.) Plus they love milk (wink, wink):


And pickles (wink, wink)
 
2012-11-08 04:26:56 PM

Priapetic: Damn, Severomorsk is one bleak looking place.

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


Looks like the freshman dorms.
 
2012-11-08 04:32:39 PM

Duke_leto_Atredes: let putan come, let him come. he would be a better ruler the fartbongo


Oh do shut up
 
2012-11-08 04:43:29 PM
Well, at least we found them without having to use a huge-arsed PI detection grid.
 
2012-11-08 04:56:09 PM

frunjer: ps. Kyrghz women are bat shiat crazy and will do anything


Yeah, like strap a few pounds of C4 to themselves and walk up to your checkpoint.

/never stick your dick in crazy
 
2012-11-08 05:00:33 PM

MrCynical: ricochet4: obligatory



[i.imgur.com image 618x347] 
/just happened to make this two nights ago



Not Patton... Isoroku Yamamoto 

//Never Verified
 
2012-11-08 06:10:11 PM

booger42: Duke_leto_Atredes: let putan come, let him come. he would be a better ruler the fartbongo

Oh do shut up


well i never, some durn newfie giving me the business.

//two newfies went into a hotel .....
 
2012-11-08 06:55:45 PM
i303.photobucket.com
 
2012-11-08 07:01:58 PM

Cythraul: Vodka Zombie: Should have come ashore. Pretty sure someone would have shown them a good time.

Really, man. No need to be sneaky about it.

Hot Russian navy guys? Sounds fun.


Based on Russian reactor safety records aboard their nuc boats....I'd say really hot.
/About 10 Sv should do
 
2012-11-09 09:28:14 AM
Maybe, we bring the Russian sailors to LA, get them laid and keep the sub......
 
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