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2012-11-08 12:43:13 PM  
DiEING.

UGH.
 
2012-11-08 12:44:48 PM  
Its a miracle that personal watercraft exist.
 
2012-11-08 12:47:20 PM  
I like how he said "I didn't take any thing" and then he said "I took blankets" then he said "I took a black jacket too". Not putting him down. Just funny how he said he didn't take anything when he took things.
 
2012-11-08 12:47:45 PM  
Tell my wife I'm an orangutan very much.
She kno-o-o-ows.
 
2012-11-08 12:49:17 PM  
Not a burglary, not even a trespass.
 
2012-11-08 12:49:45 PM  
Oppam Jersey Style?

/Heeey Macarena!
 
2012-11-08 12:51:35 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Its a miracle that personal watercraft exist.


I take exception to the phrase "personal watercraft"
 
2012-11-08 12:52:25 PM  
"Clearly you have a serious learning disabiity, dude."

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2012-11-08 12:53:18 PM  
So the farking idiot walked outside during the storm, and got swept away. Then he managed to make it someplace safe, and walked outside again because hey, it worked so well the first time. Luckily he was rescued and taken someplace safe yet again. Finally his father came along to put him back on the leash and lead him back home.

This man is a farking idiot and his story should not be considered inspiring in any way.
 
2012-11-08 12:54:48 PM  
This is clearly Obama's fault. Mitt Romney would've made certain that the guy was dead...
 
2012-11-08 12:55:36 PM  
Please tell anyone who doesn't know me just how much an idiot I am. I ignore widely publicized warnings regarding impending bad weather. I bring shame to my parents, my family, and most of all the residents of New Jersey, who just don't get enough hate from many people who have never even been here. Permit me to be a shining beacon of all that is both stupid and ignorant. I love you Mom & Dad.

PS: since i'm going to die, Mom, I've always wanted to put it in your pooper. i mean that in the nicest way, you've got a GREAT ass. please tell my football coach i was banging his son the quarterback all through high school, even though no one knew we was teh ghey. coach treated me like crap and i'm hoping the news will kill him. it was a secret well kept! XXXOOO
 
2012-11-08 12:56:14 PM  
Mike sounds drunk.
 
2012-11-08 12:57:35 PM  
This doesn't help the image of Mike's everywhere.

/Bunch of retards
//Retarded name
///You double your IQ by changing it to Michael.

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2012-11-08 12:59:01 PM  
COOL subby? A man decides to stay in his home that is barely above sea level, on man made canals, with a HUGE storm coming, and in his stupidity almost dies. Then he breaks into some old ladies home, graffiti wrecks her walls, steals her blankets and then decides to go for another swim.... ....

DUMBASS maybe but not cool....
 
2012-11-08 01:00:02 PM  

How to burglarize a house


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2012-11-08 01:00:50 PM  

Walker: I like how he said "I didn't take any thing" and then he said "I took blankets" then he said "I took a black jacket too". Not putting him down. Just funny how he said he didn't take anything when he took things.


I was thinking the same thing. He obviously wasn't thinking clearly, but I laughed.
 
2012-11-08 01:01:57 PM  

Zukipilot: COOL subby? A man decides to stay in his home that is barely above sea level, on man made canals, with a HUGE storm coming, and in his stupidity almost dies. Then he breaks into some.old.ladys home, graffiti wrecks her walls, steals her blankets and then decides to go for another swim.... ....

DUMBASS maybe but not cool....


I could swear she lived in Arkansas
 
2012-11-08 01:02:41 PM  

thebpem: This doesn't help the image of Mike's everywhere.

/Bunch of retards
//Retarded name
///You double your IQ by changing it to Michael.


Why should I change my name? They're the ones who suck.

/sadly, I resembled the four-eyed Bolton
 
2012-11-08 01:02:44 PM  
Dieing lol-ing at this fool.

/guido?
 
2012-11-08 01:05:52 PM  
Well......... Did she get the jacket back?
 
2012-11-08 01:08:20 PM  
Drama queen. I can imagine him practicing his dance routine while writing it
 
2012-11-08 01:08:43 PM  
Who can be so narrow-sighted that they point out spelling errors?

He was nearly freezing to death and about to drown, do you think he gives 2 shiats about grammatical/spelling errors? This is why you'll die alone.

/you disappoint.
 
2012-11-08 01:13:23 PM  
Is it burglarize or burgle?
 
2012-11-08 01:14:38 PM  
Mike and the Flood: A Guido's Tale
 
2012-11-08 01:15:08 PM  

FizixJunkee: Is it burglarize or burgle?


Depends. Is it 2012 or 1885?
 
2012-11-08 01:15:12 PM  

thebpem: This doesn't help the image of Mike's everywhere.

/Bunch of retards
//Retarded name
///You double your IQ by changing it to Michael.

[wiki.tarantino.info image 464x299]


Michael is a name. Mike is a nickname. Unless the parents are retarded and name their kid Mike, all Mikes are Michaels
 
2012-11-08 01:15:36 PM  

Mattyb710: So the farking idiot walked outside during the storm, and got swept away. Then he managed to make it someplace safe, and walked outside again because hey, it worked so well the first time. Luckily he was rescued and taken someplace safe yet again. Finally his father came along to put him back on the leash and lead him back home.

This man is a farking idiot and his story should not be considered inspiring in any way.


Hypothermia + bullet holes = ?
 
2012-11-08 01:16:05 PM  
From the letter "my name is Mike"

From the article "farewell note asking her to "tell my Dad I love him."

Girls name is Mike.
 
2012-11-08 01:16:53 PM  

JackieRabbit: Michael is a name. Mike is a nickname. Unless the parents are retarded and name their kid Mike, all Mikes are Michaels


I have an employee whose name is Ricky. It's on his birth certificate.
 
2012-11-08 01:16:53 PM  

Mattyb710: So the farking idiot walked outside during the storm, and got swept away. Then he managed to make it someplace safe, and walked outside again because hey, it worked so well the first time. Luckily he was rescued and taken someplace safe yet again. Finally his father came along to put him back on the leash and lead him back home.

This man is a farking idiot and his story should not be considered inspiring in any way.


All of this.

What the fark?
 
2012-11-08 01:19:26 PM  
Han Guido could have rescued him by tucking him into a warm Snooki.
 
2012-11-08 01:22:29 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: DiEING.

UGH.


Don't be bitter just because he escaped you, The Angry Hand of God.
 
2012-11-08 01:23:20 PM  
I thought this was going to be about the guy posing as a red cross worker. Dummy shoulda listened to the Governor he was telling people they were idiots for staying and he was right.
 
2012-11-08 01:23:53 PM  

Mattyb710: So the farking idiot walked outside during the storm, and got swept away. Then he managed to make it someplace safe, and walked outside again because hey, it worked so well the first time. Luckily he was rescued and taken someplace safe yet again. Finally his father came along to put him back on the leash and lead him back home.

This man is a farking idiot and his story should not be considered inspiring in any way.




"I stayed around my home and was screwing around in my kitchen making pancakes, when out of nowhere this wave washed me out of my kitchen and onto my awe inspiring story. Even though I had National Guard troops telling me to evacuate 10 different times and all my neighbors left, and I lost power two hours ago, this wacky wave just came out of nowhere!"
 
2012-11-08 01:25:11 PM  

Red_Fox: Dieing lol-ing at this fool.

/guido?


His father's name is "Tony."
 
2012-11-08 01:26:17 PM  
So some chick near the back of the bay, presumably farther from the shore line evecuated.
This guy closer to the shore line didn't, payed for it and caused concern an worry for others needlesly.

Dumb people problems
 
2012-11-08 01:26:56 PM  
Before I even clicked I figured it was some 20-something male punk, glad I wasn't surprised.

Shocked he wasn't posting it on facebook as it happened....
 
2012-11-08 02:23:24 PM  
Next time forget the note, take the cash.
 
2012-11-08 03:06:00 PM  

The Muthaship: JackieRabbit: Michael is a name. Mike is a nickname. Unless the parents are retarded and name their kid Mike, all Mikes are Michaels

I have an employee whose name is Ricky. It's on his birth certificate.


Mom skipped straight to "Mandy" for me. Used to drive me nuts when people assumed it was short for Amanda. Now I just ignore anyone calling me it. You'll figure it out if you want my attention badly enough.

"Hey, Amanda?"
*silence*
"Amanda?"
*silence*
"Mandy! Pay attention! I called your name three times already!"
"No, you've called MY name once. I have no idea who or where Amanda is, buddy."
 
2012-11-08 03:22:26 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: DiEING.

UGH.


Hypothermia. His brain probably wasn't working too well when he wrote that.
 
2012-11-08 03:30:14 PM  

GloomCookie613: The Muthaship: JackieRabbit: Michael is a name. Mike is a nickname. Unless the parents are retarded and name their kid Mike, all Mikes are Michaels

I have an employee whose name is Ricky. It's on his birth certificate.

Mom skipped straight to "Mandy" for me. Used to drive me nuts when people assumed it was short for Amanda. Now I just ignore anyone calling me it. You'll figure it out if you want my attention badly enough.

My old buddy's legal name was "Eddie," but he'd tell people he was Ed. I know a Jann who isn't a Janice.
 
2012-11-08 03:31:22 PM  

The Muthaship: JackieRabbit: Michael is a name. Mike is a nickname. Unless the parents are retarded and name their kid Mike, all Mikes are Michaels

I have an employee whose name is Ricky. It's on his birth certificate.


You're a good man for taking a chance and employing an adult with "special needs".

Bravo, sir. Bravo.
 
2012-11-08 04:07:11 PM  

JackieRabbit:

Michael is a name. Mike is a nickname. Unless the parents are retarded and name their kid Mike, all Mikes are Michaels


I know a pair of identical twins named Rob and Bob, neither of them is Robert. One is a statistician, the other a nuclear engineer.
 
2012-11-08 05:21:42 PM  

tuxq: Who can be so narrow-sighted that they point out spelling errors?

He was nearly freezing to death and about to drown, do you think he gives 2 shiats about grammatical/spelling errors? This is why you'll die alone.

/you disappoint.


I'd rather be dead than illiterate. If karma shines favorably upon me, I'll take out a handful of such idiots with me when I go.
 
2012-11-08 09:05:08 PM  
Really? A 28 year-old? From the letter it looked like a 14 year-old to me, from both a grammatical standpoint and a psychological standpoint.
 
2012-11-08 10:11:39 PM  

davidphogan: Walker: I like how he said "I didn't take any thing" and then he said "I took blankets" then he said "I took a black jacket too". Not putting him down. Just funny how he said he didn't take anything when he took things.

I was thinking the same thing. He obviously wasn't thinking clearly, but I laughed.


TA also said he left cash.
 
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