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2012-11-08 11:04:00 AM
10 votes:
"Greg Summers has had his chiropractic license suspended by Department of Health and the Chiropractic Quality Assurance Commission."

The Chiropractic QuAC?
2012-11-08 10:57:17 AM
7 votes:
I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses* he preferred to practice internal medicine
2012-11-08 10:58:44 AM
3 votes:
A Federal Way chiropractor has been accused of using his power as a medical professional to sexually violate three different women.
2012-11-08 11:53:49 AM
2 votes:

Theaetetus: But it said "therapist" on his business cards!


Is that something like an analrapist?
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2012-11-08 11:39:59 AM
2 votes:

BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.


Yea, like "Would you please flick the bean a little first?"
2012-11-08 11:38:17 AM
2 votes:

pueblonative: I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses* he preferred to practice internal medicine


I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses*...this called for a joint adjustment.
2012-11-08 11:23:09 AM
2 votes:
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes 40 visits.
2012-11-08 11:16:17 AM
2 votes:

Theaetetus: But it said "therapist" on his business cards!


www.cinemastrikesback.com

It's an interdisciplinary field.
2012-11-08 11:03:12 AM
2 votes:
He missed his calling...
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2012-11-08 04:41:22 PM
1 votes:
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2012-11-08 01:06:29 PM
1 votes:
www.shockya.com
Sounds completely legit.
2012-11-08 12:58:18 PM
1 votes:

lohphat: SeaMonkey311: I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc

/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far

When do the classes get to the science of subluxations?


Usually right after the killing people with chemicals courses. I don't think Chiropractors ever endorsed smoking tobacco.
2012-11-08 12:55:50 PM
1 votes:

Mega Steve: orbister: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.

It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.



I was massaging my colon!


I know where the colon is, and it doesn't stick up in the air.
2012-11-08 12:50:28 PM
1 votes:
Man I feel for these ladies. There is nothing worse than being taken advantage of by a shady psychic, chiropractor, phrenologist, homeopath etc. The worst part though is that it negatively affects the reputations of all of the honest psychics, chiropractors, phrenologists, and homeopaths who only want to enrich our lives.

This entire situation is a shame.
2012-11-08 12:29:40 PM
1 votes:

orbister: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.

It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.


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I was massaging my colon!
2012-11-08 11:59:52 AM
1 votes:
OK, so would "trust me I'm a Chiropractor" be a good pick up line??


//may have to try that this weekend.
2012-11-08 11:50:52 AM
1 votes:

Kimpak: Ok, I'm going to have to lay at least some of the plame on the ladies that submitted themselves to this 'procedure'. C'mon that didn't trip your rapedar?

Chiropractor: "I think you need an intravaginal masage"

Lady "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"


"Oh, Dr. Vadgers says my lab work requires more information. He needs to see my boobs popping out of a cheerleading outfit. I know what you're thinking. What is the boob test going to tell him that the butthole test didn't? He's just being super-careful."
2012-11-08 11:47:06 AM
1 votes:
The title on my business cards is "Intravaginal Masseuse" so I'm really getting a kick out of...
2012-11-08 11:47:01 AM
1 votes:
Next!

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2012-11-08 11:43:33 AM
1 votes:

Timmy the Tumor: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.

Thank you for your post. After this, I am going to insist that my dentist explain the medical necessity of giving me a digital prostate check every time I go for a cleaning.


Also ask why he doesn't change his gloves between them.
2012-11-08 11:42:50 AM
1 votes:
"I made this visit because my back hurts, but he says he wants to stick his fingers in my vag. Seems legit."

I don't know how that train of thought would make sense to anyone.
2012-11-08 11:41:52 AM
1 votes:

BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.


Thank you for your post. After this, I am going to insist that my dentist explain the medical necessity of giving me a digital prostate check every time I go for a cleaning.
2012-11-08 11:36:04 AM
1 votes:

blatz514: Must have been an in and out-patient procedure.


FTFY
2012-11-08 11:30:08 AM
1 votes:
I get wood almost every time I hit the chiro. She's a petite brunette cutie with a great ass and her secretary has nice tits. Still waiting for them both to molest me.

/some would argue that intervaginal massage does relieve stress though
2012-11-08 11:23:06 AM
1 votes:
Well, to be honest I've known a few ladies that could have used an adjustment down there
2012-11-08 11:17:36 AM
1 votes:
Gotta hand it to the guy, sticking his fingers up a patient? That takes some backbone.
Of course being sent to prison will require an adjustment on his part.

/tip your waitress. here all week. something something veal
2012-11-08 11:16:25 AM
1 votes:

strapp3r: guessing he'll hide behind some myofascial-release defense

/a friend of mine does this work for women with pelvic issues
//she gives vag and rectal massage for realz


With a handle of "strapper," I believe you.
2012-11-08 11:10:16 AM
1 votes:

freewill: cgraves67: Well, did it work?

He's a chiropractor, so it most likely worked better than anything else he's ever done.

/ Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".


You can't argue with results, amIright? I should start offering this service out of the back of a van.
2012-11-08 11:08:40 AM
1 votes:
In his defense, it's likely worked before for relaxing a woman's back.
2012-11-08 11:07:29 AM
1 votes:

cgraves67: Well, did it work?


He's a chiropractor, so it most likely worked better than anything else he's ever done.

/ Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".
2012-11-08 11:04:12 AM
1 votes:
Illegitimate intravaginal massage
2012-11-08 11:00:25 AM
1 votes:
I swear I've seen those videos. He must have a popular blog.
2012-11-08 10:59:26 AM
1 votes:
Spinal Adjustment.....with mah WANG!
2012-11-08 10:59:20 AM
1 votes:
"There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation,"

Well, it's not like he was a real doctor.
2012-11-08 10:58:12 AM
1 votes:
Must have been an in and out procedure.
 
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