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2012-11-08 10:55:40 AM
That's hot.
 
2012-11-08 10:57:17 AM
I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses* he preferred to practice internal medicine
 
2012-11-08 10:57:21 AM
Well, did it work?
 
2012-11-08 10:58:12 AM
Must have been an in and out procedure.
 
2012-11-08 10:58:36 AM
Possible punchlines:

"If that thing don't have numbers on it when you pull it out ... it's coming off!"

or

"Wait, he had both hands on my shoulders!"
 
2012-11-08 10:58:44 AM
A Federal Way chiropractor has been accused of using his power as a medical professional to sexually violate three different women.
 
2012-11-08 10:59:20 AM
"There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation,"

Well, it's not like he was a real doctor.
 
2012-11-08 10:59:26 AM
Spinal Adjustment.....with mah WANG!
 
2012-11-08 10:59:30 AM
"There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation," said Moyer.

Absolutely true. But you're talking about a chiropractor, not a health care provider. Not that it's any less immoral or wrong, but it's like complaining about your witch doctor.

I hope that, assuming an investigation finds him guilty of ethical violations, his career is completely ruined.
 
2012-11-08 11:00:25 AM
I swear I've seen those videos. He must have a popular blog.
 
2012-11-08 11:00:33 AM

Bondith: "There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation,"

Well, it's not like he was a real doctor.

 
2012-11-08 11:01:56 AM

Kome: "There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation," said Moyer.

Absolutely true. But you're talking about a chiropractor, not a health care provider. Not that it's any less immoral or wrong, but it's like complaining about your witch doctor.

I hope that, assuming an investigation finds him guilty of ethical violations, his career is completely ruined.


Dammit. Beat me to it...I will use this instead...

www.iconsoffright.com
 
2012-11-08 11:03:12 AM
He missed his calling...
img202.imageshack.us
 
2012-11-08 11:04:00 AM
"Greg Summers has had his chiropractic license suspended by Department of Health and the Chiropractic Quality Assurance Commission."

The Chiropractic QuAC?
 
2012-11-08 11:04:09 AM

p4p3rm4t3: He missed his calling...
[img202.imageshack.us image 650x366]


Something hot is about to happen
 
2012-11-08 11:04:12 AM
Illegitimate intravaginal massage
 
2012-11-08 11:04:43 AM
www.thetruegeneralist.com
 
2012-11-08 11:05:17 AM
Derpa derp...
 
2012-11-08 11:07:06 AM
Chiroquacks aren't doctors to begin with.
 
2012-11-08 11:07:29 AM

cgraves67: Well, did it work?


He's a chiropractor, so it most likely worked better than anything else he's ever done.

/ Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".
 
2012-11-08 11:07:31 AM

biyaaatci: "Greg Summers has had his chiropractic license suspended by Department of Health and the Chiropractic Quality Assurance Commission."

The Chiropractic QuAC?


Winner!
 
2012-11-08 11:07:39 AM
a cunning plan
 
2012-11-08 11:08:40 AM
In his defense, it's likely worked before for relaxing a woman's back.
 
2012-11-08 11:09:00 AM
Oh yeah, and...

"But... but... one time my back hurt and ai went to a chiropractor and it felt better! Now all I have to do is go twice a week all year!"
 
2012-11-08 11:09:26 AM
You've got Gonorrhea, I'm gonna crack your bones.
 
2012-11-08 11:09:40 AM
No, Dr Badtouch, what are you doing?
 
2012-11-08 11:10:16 AM

freewill: cgraves67: Well, did it work?

He's a chiropractor, so it most likely worked better than anything else he's ever done.

/ Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".


You can't argue with results, amIright? I should start offering this service out of the back of a van.
 
2012-11-08 11:12:27 AM

freewill: / Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".


breaking up precancerous mass sounds like the worst idea possible. You spread around something that could become cancer? Then it becomes cancer and you have widespread cancerous tumors... yeah, what a mess.

Cancer happens due to cellular DNA damage. A benign mass growth with normal DNA is just scar tissue. These are different things.
 
2012-11-08 11:13:07 AM
But it said "therapist" on his business cards!
 
2012-11-08 11:13:36 AM
guessing he'll hide behind some myofascial-release defense

/a friend of mine does this work for women with pelvic issues
//she gives vag and rectal massage for realz
 
2012-11-08 11:14:39 AM
"There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation," said Moyer.

A Federal Way chiropractor has been accused of using his power as a medical professional to sexually violate three different women.

a trusted person, like a health care provider

A Federal Way chiropractor

health care provider

chiropractor


/ maybe you should seek intracranial help instead
 
2012-11-08 11:16:17 AM

Theaetetus: But it said "therapist" on his business cards!


www.cinemastrikesback.com

It's an interdisciplinary field.
 
2012-11-08 11:16:22 AM
Hmm I should start selling "posterior relaxation plugs" on television...
 
2012-11-08 11:16:25 AM

strapp3r: guessing he'll hide behind some myofascial-release defense

/a friend of mine does this work for women with pelvic issues
//she gives vag and rectal massage for realz


With a handle of "strapper," I believe you.
 
2012-11-08 11:17:36 AM
Gotta hand it to the guy, sticking his fingers up a patient? That takes some backbone.
Of course being sent to prison will require an adjustment on his part.

/tip your waitress. here all week. something something veal
 
2012-11-08 11:18:35 AM

MythDragon: Gotta hand it to the guy, sticking his fingers up a patient? That takes some backbone.
Of course being sent to prison will require an adjustment on his part.



He's going to get the subluxation of a lifetime.
 
2012-11-08 11:19:15 AM

Theaetetus: But it said "therapist" on his business cards!


data.whicdn.com
 
2012-11-08 11:22:35 AM
So that is the ticket, I should take notes on what not to do.
 
2012-11-08 11:23:06 AM
Well, to be honest I've known a few ladies that could have used an adjustment down there
 
2012-11-08 11:23:09 AM
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes 40 visits.
 
2012-11-08 11:27:56 AM

biyaaatci: "Greg Summers has had his chiropractic license suspended by Department of Health and the Chiropractic Quality Assurance Commission."

The Chiropractic QuAC?


Hey, hey, hey! He clearly told them the method of treatment he was going to use
FTFA He tried to did convince these patients that they'd benefit from the "invasion of their personal body space,"
This is clearly an illegitimate accusation of molestation... I mean if this were a legitimate molestation it would be a completely different scenario.
 
2012-11-08 11:28:36 AM
I'm assuming insurance won't cover intervaginal massage?
 
2012-11-08 11:29:17 AM
I found a chiropractor extremely useful when I threw out my neck in a fall. However I just stopped going when it felt better.
 
2012-11-08 11:30:08 AM
I get wood almost every time I hit the chiro. She's a petite brunette cutie with a great ass and her secretary has nice tits. Still waiting for them both to molest me.

/some would argue that intervaginal massage does relieve stress though
 
2012-11-08 11:34:39 AM
Another chiropractor in the town where I live did the exact same thing. Only difference was he said it was a legitimate therapeutic technique called "intrapelvic manipulation". He's in the slammer now.
 
2012-11-08 11:36:04 AM

blatz514: Must have been an in and out-patient procedure.


FTFY
 
2012-11-08 11:38:17 AM

pueblonative: I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses* he preferred to practice internal medicine


I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses*...this called for a joint adjustment.
 
2012-11-08 11:38:42 AM
This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.
 
2012-11-08 11:39:50 AM
Understands completely:

images.zap2it.com
 
2012-11-08 11:39:59 AM

BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.


Yea, like "Would you please flick the bean a little first?"
 
2012-11-08 11:40:13 AM
Ok, I'm going to have to lay at least some of the plame on the ladies that submitted themselves to this 'procedure'. C'mon that didn't trip your rapedar?

Chiropractor: "I think you need an intravaginal masage"

Lady "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"
 
2012-11-08 11:40:37 AM
Like UFIA? Maybe CFIV?
 
2012-11-08 11:41:52 AM

BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.


Thank you for your post. After this, I am going to insist that my dentist explain the medical necessity of giving me a digital prostate check every time I go for a cleaning.
 
2012-11-08 11:42:50 AM
"I made this visit because my back hurts, but he says he wants to stick his fingers in my vag. Seems legit."

I don't know how that train of thought would make sense to anyone.
 
2012-11-08 11:42:58 AM

Kimpak: Ok, I'm going to have to lay at least some of the plame on the ladies that submitted themselves to this 'procedure'. C'mon that didn't trip your rapedar?

Chiropractor: "I think you need an intravaginal masage"

Lady "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"


Honestly, I'm guessing it was penetrate first, ask permission after.

Lady: "WTF?"
Chiropractor: "Relax, it's a legitimate procedure that I wholefingerdly recommend."
Lady: "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"
 
2012-11-08 11:43:32 AM
hahhaha quackopractors never helped anyone hahaha. not doctors just like dentists hahahaha. everyone who goes to one is weapons grade retarded hahahhahsahh
 
2012-11-08 11:43:33 AM

Timmy the Tumor: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.

Thank you for your post. After this, I am going to insist that my dentist explain the medical necessity of giving me a digital prostate check every time I go for a cleaning.


Also ask why he doesn't change his gloves between them.
 
2012-11-08 11:45:52 AM

DisregardTheFollowing: hahhaha quackopractors never helped anyone hahaha. not doctors just like dentists hahahaha. everyone who goes to one is weapons grade retarded hahahhahsahh


flash.sonypictures.com
 
2012-11-08 11:47:01 AM
Next!

encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2012-11-08 11:47:06 AM
The title on my business cards is "Intravaginal Masseuse" so I'm really getting a kick out of...
 
2012-11-08 11:47:52 AM

Quinzy: I found a chiropractor extremely useful when I threw out my neck in a fall. However I just stopped going when it felt better.


Indeed. I've been considering seeing one because I sleep on my side and it's throwing my shoulder and neck out from time to time. However my mother earnestly suggested I have my son (who was 1 at the time) go regularly to help... Something something. Honestly it was full-grade derp and I stopped listening.
 
2012-11-08 11:48:23 AM

Kimpak: Ok, I'm going to have to lay at least some of the plame on the ladies that submitted themselves to this 'procedure'. C'mon that didn't trip your rapedar?

Chiropractor: "I think you need an intravaginal masage"

Lady "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"


Much as I hate blaming the victim, they were gullible enough to go to a chiropractor in the first place.
 
2012-11-08 11:50:52 AM

Kimpak: Ok, I'm going to have to lay at least some of the plame on the ladies that submitted themselves to this 'procedure'. C'mon that didn't trip your rapedar?

Chiropractor: "I think you need an intravaginal masage"

Lady "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"


"Oh, Dr. Vadgers says my lab work requires more information. He needs to see my boobs popping out of a cheerleading outfit. I know what you're thinking. What is the boob test going to tell him that the butthole test didn't? He's just being super-careful."
 
2012-11-08 11:51:06 AM

blatz514: DisregardTheFollowing: hahhaha quackopractors never helped anyone hahaha. not doctors just like dentists hahahaha. everyone who goes to one is weapons grade retarded hahahhahsahh

[flash.sonypictures.com image 254x122]


Well.. are you comfortable with them having their own schools?
 
2012-11-08 11:53:49 AM

Theaetetus: But it said "therapist" on his business cards!


Is that something like an analrapist?
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2012-11-08 11:59:52 AM
OK, so would "trust me I'm a Chiropractor" be a good pick up line??


//may have to try that this weekend.
 
2012-11-08 12:06:19 PM

GibbyTheMole: Another chiropractor in the town where I live did the exact same thing. Only difference was he said it was a legitimate therapeutic technique called "intrapelvic manipulation". He's in the slammer now.

Is that like being in a snapper or a clapper?
 
2012-11-08 12:13:29 PM

BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.


It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.
 
2012-11-08 12:17:15 PM

DisregardTheFollowing: blatz514: DisregardTheFollowing: hahhaha quackopractors never helped anyone hahaha. not doctors just like dentists hahahaha. everyone who goes to one is weapons grade retarded hahahhahsahh

[flash.sonypictures.com image 254x122]

Well.. are you comfortable with them having their own schools?


I'd imagine their schools are like the Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good.

tenletter.files.wordpress.com

"How are they all supposed to fit?"
 
2012-11-08 12:17:38 PM
I went to this clowns website. He looks like John Holmes LMAO

http://www.summerschiro.com/meet-the-doctor
 
2012-11-08 12:22:57 PM

orbister: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.

It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.


Yeah, I really thought that would have been mentioned long before in this thread.
 
2012-11-08 12:24:20 PM
I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc


/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far
 
2012-11-08 12:26:26 PM

cgraves67: Well, did it work?


Roughly.
 
2012-11-08 12:27:31 PM

BarefootInTheFark: orbister: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.

It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.

Yeah, I really thought that would have been mentioned long before in this thread.


So that's why my cornflakes get soggy.
 
2012-11-08 12:29:40 PM

orbister: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.

It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.


starwrecked.com

I was massaging my colon!
 
2012-11-08 12:47:12 PM

SeaMonkey311: I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc

/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far


When do the classes get to the science of subluxations?
 
2012-11-08 12:49:17 PM

macdaddy357: Chiroquacks aren't doctors to begin with.


Thankfully. My doctors tried to get me hooked on pain meds. Strong narcotics.
After my first visit to my chiropractor, I flushed the valiums and haven't had back pain since.
Fark doctors. All they do is try to make junkies.

Since mine did, that make them all the same right?

You got good doctors and good chiropractors out there.
Unfortunatly, that is like finding a good cop.
 
2012-11-08 12:50:28 PM
Man I feel for these ladies. There is nothing worse than being taken advantage of by a shady psychic, chiropractor, phrenologist, homeopath etc. The worst part though is that it negatively affects the reputations of all of the honest psychics, chiropractors, phrenologists, and homeopaths who only want to enrich our lives.

This entire situation is a shame.
 
2012-11-08 12:55:50 PM

Mega Steve: orbister: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.

It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.



I was massaging my colon!


I know where the colon is, and it doesn't stick up in the air.
 
2012-11-08 12:55:57 PM
Well, one finger won't do it. How else is she supposed to work up to summer squash?
 
2012-11-08 12:58:18 PM

lohphat: SeaMonkey311: I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc

/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far

When do the classes get to the science of subluxations?


Usually right after the killing people with chemicals courses. I don't think Chiropractors ever endorsed smoking tobacco.
 
2012-11-08 01:06:29 PM
www.shockya.com
Sounds completely legit.
 
2012-11-08 01:22:14 PM

DisregardTheFollowing: lohphat: SeaMonkey311: I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc

/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far

When do the classes get to the science of subluxations?

Usually right after the killing people with chemicals courses. I don't think Chiropractors ever endorsed smoking tobacco.


Or leeches, or other unwholesome physic.
 
2012-11-08 01:33:16 PM
A Federal Way chiropractor has been accused of using his power as a medical professional


We're calling these frauds "medical professionals" now?

That guy's "profession" and this guy's are no different...
virginiavirtucon.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-08 01:52:53 PM
since it doesn't look like this has been covered yet, allow me...

ZOMG!!! 11 OBAMACARE!!!11 SOCIALISM!!!!!
 
2012-11-08 03:31:46 PM

Nurglitch: DisregardTheFollowing: lohphat: SeaMonkey311: I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc

/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far

When do the classes get to the science of subluxations?

Usually right after the killing people with chemicals courses. I don't think Chiropractors ever endorsed smoking tobacco.

Or leeches, or other unwholesome physic.


This is why I find chiropractic insidious. They enshroud themselves in pre-med science courses to give themselves legitimacy, then pile on the unproven claims of their "alternative medicine". It no different from "medicinal marijuana" clinic stoners clinicians wearing white coats and stethoscopes around their necks to push an "image of ligitimacy".
 
2012-11-08 04:41:22 PM
feminet.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-11-08 08:38:59 PM
Ugh, this guy is so sick. I mean, how are vaginas appealing whatsoever? Penises rock.
 
2012-11-08 08:55:01 PM

Grandemadaca: [feminet.files.wordpress.com image 469x282]


You beat me to it. I was wondering how he diagnosed female hysteria.Is there a guideline? Has this condition made it into the DSM?
 
2012-11-08 10:47:04 PM

chatikh: Ugh, this guy is so sick. I mean, how are vaginas appealing whatsoever? Penises rock.


For a little while, then they tend to lie down on the job.
 
2012-11-08 10:59:59 PM
It's probably true, I've seen hundreds of movies about this in the last couple days. The more realistic seem to be female medical professional/female medical professional asst/male victim.
 
2012-11-09 11:45:05 AM

litespeed74: I'm assuming insurance won't cover intervaginal massage?



ihatedumbpeople: I get wood almost every time I hit the chiro. She's a petite brunette cutie with a great ass and her secretary has nice tits. Still waiting for them both to molest me.

/some would argue that intervaginal massage does relieve stress though



Intravaginal, not intervaginal. Intra = within. Inter = between. Think interstate versus intrastate. Though I have to say watching either would probably help me to relieve some stress.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
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