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2012-11-08 11:40:13 AM
Ok, I'm going to have to lay at least some of the plame on the ladies that submitted themselves to this 'procedure'. C'mon that didn't trip your rapedar?

Chiropractor: "I think you need an intravaginal masage"

Lady "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"
 
2012-11-08 11:40:37 AM
Like UFIA? Maybe CFIV?
 
2012-11-08 11:41:52 AM

BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.


Thank you for your post. After this, I am going to insist that my dentist explain the medical necessity of giving me a digital prostate check every time I go for a cleaning.
 
2012-11-08 11:42:50 AM
"I made this visit because my back hurts, but he says he wants to stick his fingers in my vag. Seems legit."

I don't know how that train of thought would make sense to anyone.
 
2012-11-08 11:42:58 AM

Kimpak: Ok, I'm going to have to lay at least some of the plame on the ladies that submitted themselves to this 'procedure'. C'mon that didn't trip your rapedar?

Chiropractor: "I think you need an intravaginal masage"

Lady "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"


Honestly, I'm guessing it was penetrate first, ask permission after.

Lady: "WTF?"
Chiropractor: "Relax, it's a legitimate procedure that I wholefingerdly recommend."
Lady: "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"
 
2012-11-08 11:43:32 AM
hahhaha quackopractors never helped anyone hahaha. not doctors just like dentists hahahaha. everyone who goes to one is weapons grade retarded hahahhahsahh
 
2012-11-08 11:43:33 AM

Timmy the Tumor: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.

Thank you for your post. After this, I am going to insist that my dentist explain the medical necessity of giving me a digital prostate check every time I go for a cleaning.


Also ask why he doesn't change his gloves between them.
 
2012-11-08 11:45:52 AM

DisregardTheFollowing: hahhaha quackopractors never helped anyone hahaha. not doctors just like dentists hahahaha. everyone who goes to one is weapons grade retarded hahahhahsahh


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2012-11-08 11:47:01 AM
Next!

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2012-11-08 11:47:06 AM
The title on my business cards is "Intravaginal Masseuse" so I'm really getting a kick out of...
 
2012-11-08 11:47:52 AM

Quinzy: I found a chiropractor extremely useful when I threw out my neck in a fall. However I just stopped going when it felt better.


Indeed. I've been considering seeing one because I sleep on my side and it's throwing my shoulder and neck out from time to time. However my mother earnestly suggested I have my son (who was 1 at the time) go regularly to help... Something something. Honestly it was full-grade derp and I stopped listening.
 
2012-11-08 11:48:23 AM

Kimpak: Ok, I'm going to have to lay at least some of the plame on the ladies that submitted themselves to this 'procedure'. C'mon that didn't trip your rapedar?

Chiropractor: "I think you need an intravaginal masage"

Lady "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"


Much as I hate blaming the victim, they were gullible enough to go to a chiropractor in the first place.
 
2012-11-08 11:50:52 AM

Kimpak: Ok, I'm going to have to lay at least some of the plame on the ladies that submitted themselves to this 'procedure'. C'mon that didn't trip your rapedar?

Chiropractor: "I think you need an intravaginal masage"

Lady "How about no, Creepy McCreeperton"


"Oh, Dr. Vadgers says my lab work requires more information. He needs to see my boobs popping out of a cheerleading outfit. I know what you're thinking. What is the boob test going to tell him that the butthole test didn't? He's just being super-careful."
 
2012-11-08 11:51:06 AM

blatz514: DisregardTheFollowing: hahhaha quackopractors never helped anyone hahaha. not doctors just like dentists hahahaha. everyone who goes to one is weapons grade retarded hahahhahsahh

[flash.sonypictures.com image 254x122]


Well.. are you comfortable with them having their own schools?
 
2012-11-08 11:53:49 AM

Theaetetus: But it said "therapist" on his business cards!


Is that something like an analrapist?
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2012-11-08 11:59:52 AM
OK, so would "trust me I'm a Chiropractor" be a good pick up line??


//may have to try that this weekend.
 
2012-11-08 12:06:19 PM

GibbyTheMole: Another chiropractor in the town where I live did the exact same thing. Only difference was he said it was a legitimate therapeutic technique called "intrapelvic manipulation". He's in the slammer now.

Is that like being in a snapper or a clapper?
 
2012-11-08 12:13:29 PM

BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.


It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.
 
2012-11-08 12:17:15 PM

DisregardTheFollowing: blatz514: DisregardTheFollowing: hahhaha quackopractors never helped anyone hahaha. not doctors just like dentists hahahaha. everyone who goes to one is weapons grade retarded hahahhahsahh

[flash.sonypictures.com image 254x122]

Well.. are you comfortable with them having their own schools?


I'd imagine their schools are like the Derek Zoolander Center for Children Who Can't Read Good.

tenletter.files.wordpress.com

"How are they all supposed to fit?"
 
2012-11-08 12:17:38 PM
I went to this clowns website. He looks like John Holmes LMAO

http://www.summerschiro.com/meet-the-doctor
 
2012-11-08 12:22:57 PM

orbister: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.

It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.


Yeah, I really thought that would have been mentioned long before in this thread.
 
2012-11-08 12:24:20 PM
I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc


/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far
 
2012-11-08 12:26:26 PM

cgraves67: Well, did it work?


Roughly.
 
2012-11-08 12:27:31 PM

BarefootInTheFark: orbister: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.

It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.

Yeah, I really thought that would have been mentioned long before in this thread.


So that's why my cornflakes get soggy.
 
2012-11-08 12:29:40 PM

orbister: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.

It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.


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I was massaging my colon!
 
2012-11-08 12:47:12 PM

SeaMonkey311: I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc

/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far


When do the classes get to the science of subluxations?
 
2012-11-08 12:49:17 PM

macdaddy357: Chiroquacks aren't doctors to begin with.


Thankfully. My doctors tried to get me hooked on pain meds. Strong narcotics.
After my first visit to my chiropractor, I flushed the valiums and haven't had back pain since.
Fark doctors. All they do is try to make junkies.

Since mine did, that make them all the same right?

You got good doctors and good chiropractors out there.
Unfortunatly, that is like finding a good cop.
 
2012-11-08 12:50:28 PM
Man I feel for these ladies. There is nothing worse than being taken advantage of by a shady psychic, chiropractor, phrenologist, homeopath etc. The worst part though is that it negatively affects the reputations of all of the honest psychics, chiropractors, phrenologists, and homeopaths who only want to enrich our lives.

This entire situation is a shame.
 
2012-11-08 12:55:50 PM

Mega Steve: orbister: BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years.

It's been around a looooot longer than that. Alan Parker's "The Road to Wellville" was partly about intravaginal massage therapy in the 20's.



I was massaging my colon!


I know where the colon is, and it doesn't stick up in the air.
 
2012-11-08 12:55:57 PM
Well, one finger won't do it. How else is she supposed to work up to summer squash?
 
2012-11-08 12:58:18 PM

lohphat: SeaMonkey311: I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc

/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far

When do the classes get to the science of subluxations?


Usually right after the killing people with chemicals courses. I don't think Chiropractors ever endorsed smoking tobacco.
 
2012-11-08 01:06:29 PM
www.shockya.com
Sounds completely legit.
 
2012-11-08 01:22:14 PM

DisregardTheFollowing: lohphat: SeaMonkey311: I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc

/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far

When do the classes get to the science of subluxations?

Usually right after the killing people with chemicals courses. I don't think Chiropractors ever endorsed smoking tobacco.


Or leeches, or other unwholesome physic.
 
2012-11-08 01:33:16 PM
A Federal Way chiropractor has been accused of using his power as a medical professional


We're calling these frauds "medical professionals" now?

That guy's "profession" and this guy's are no different...
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2012-11-08 01:52:53 PM
since it doesn't look like this has been covered yet, allow me...

ZOMG!!! 11 OBAMACARE!!!11 SOCIALISM!!!!!
 
2012-11-08 03:31:46 PM

Nurglitch: DisregardTheFollowing: lohphat: SeaMonkey311: I'm in chiropractor school now so I'm getting a real kick etc

/All classes have been nothing but anatomy and biochemistry so far

When do the classes get to the science of subluxations?

Usually right after the killing people with chemicals courses. I don't think Chiropractors ever endorsed smoking tobacco.

Or leeches, or other unwholesome physic.


This is why I find chiropractic insidious. They enshroud themselves in pre-med science courses to give themselves legitimacy, then pile on the unproven claims of their "alternative medicine". It no different from "medicinal marijuana" clinic stoners clinicians wearing white coats and stethoscopes around their necks to push an "image of ligitimacy".
 
2012-11-08 04:41:22 PM
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2012-11-08 08:38:59 PM
Ugh, this guy is so sick. I mean, how are vaginas appealing whatsoever? Penises rock.
 
2012-11-08 08:55:01 PM

Grandemadaca: [feminet.files.wordpress.com image 469x282]


You beat me to it. I was wondering how he diagnosed female hysteria.Is there a guideline? Has this condition made it into the DSM?
 
2012-11-08 10:47:04 PM

chatikh: Ugh, this guy is so sick. I mean, how are vaginas appealing whatsoever? Penises rock.


For a little while, then they tend to lie down on the job.
 
2012-11-08 10:59:59 PM
It's probably true, I've seen hundreds of movies about this in the last couple days. The more realistic seem to be female medical professional/female medical professional asst/male victim.
 
2012-11-09 11:45:05 AM

litespeed74: I'm assuming insurance won't cover intervaginal massage?



ihatedumbpeople: I get wood almost every time I hit the chiro. She's a petite brunette cutie with a great ass and her secretary has nice tits. Still waiting for them both to molest me.

/some would argue that intervaginal massage does relieve stress though



Intravaginal, not intervaginal. Intra = within. Inter = between. Think interstate versus intrastate. Though I have to say watching either would probably help me to relieve some stress.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
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