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2012-11-08 10:55:40 AM  
That's hot.
 
2012-11-08 10:57:17 AM  
I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses* he preferred to practice internal medicine
 
2012-11-08 10:57:21 AM  
Well, did it work?
 
2012-11-08 10:58:12 AM  
Must have been an in and out procedure.
 
2012-11-08 10:58:36 AM  
Possible punchlines:

"If that thing don't have numbers on it when you pull it out ... it's coming off!"

or

"Wait, he had both hands on my shoulders!"
 
2012-11-08 10:58:44 AM  
A Federal Way chiropractor has been accused of using his power as a medical professional to sexually violate three different women.
 
2012-11-08 10:59:20 AM  
"There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation,"

Well, it's not like he was a real doctor.
 
2012-11-08 10:59:26 AM  
Spinal Adjustment.....with mah WANG!
 
2012-11-08 10:59:30 AM  
"There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation," said Moyer.

Absolutely true. But you're talking about a chiropractor, not a health care provider. Not that it's any less immoral or wrong, but it's like complaining about your witch doctor.

I hope that, assuming an investigation finds him guilty of ethical violations, his career is completely ruined.
 
2012-11-08 11:00:25 AM  
I swear I've seen those videos. He must have a popular blog.
 
2012-11-08 11:00:33 AM  

Bondith: "There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation,"

Well, it's not like he was a real doctor.

 
2012-11-08 11:01:56 AM  

Kome: "There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation," said Moyer.

Absolutely true. But you're talking about a chiropractor, not a health care provider. Not that it's any less immoral or wrong, but it's like complaining about your witch doctor.

I hope that, assuming an investigation finds him guilty of ethical violations, his career is completely ruined.


Dammit. Beat me to it...I will use this instead...

www.iconsoffright.com
 
2012-11-08 11:03:12 AM  
He missed his calling...
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2012-11-08 11:04:00 AM  
"Greg Summers has had his chiropractic license suspended by Department of Health and the Chiropractic Quality Assurance Commission."

The Chiropractic QuAC?
 
2012-11-08 11:04:09 AM  

p4p3rm4t3: He missed his calling...
[img202.imageshack.us image 650x366]


Something hot is about to happen
 
2012-11-08 11:04:12 AM  
Illegitimate intravaginal massage
 
2012-11-08 11:04:43 AM  
www.thetruegeneralist.com
 
2012-11-08 11:05:17 AM  
Derpa derp...
 
2012-11-08 11:07:06 AM  
Chiroquacks aren't doctors to begin with.
 
2012-11-08 11:07:29 AM  

cgraves67: Well, did it work?


He's a chiropractor, so it most likely worked better than anything else he's ever done.

/ Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".
 
2012-11-08 11:07:31 AM  

biyaaatci: "Greg Summers has had his chiropractic license suspended by Department of Health and the Chiropractic Quality Assurance Commission."

The Chiropractic QuAC?


Winner!
 
2012-11-08 11:07:39 AM  
a cunning plan
 
2012-11-08 11:08:40 AM  
In his defense, it's likely worked before for relaxing a woman's back.
 
2012-11-08 11:09:00 AM  
Oh yeah, and...

"But... but... one time my back hurt and ai went to a chiropractor and it felt better! Now all I have to do is go twice a week all year!"
 
2012-11-08 11:09:26 AM  
You've got Gonorrhea, I'm gonna crack your bones.
 
2012-11-08 11:09:40 AM  
No, Dr Badtouch, what are you doing?
 
2012-11-08 11:10:16 AM  

freewill: cgraves67: Well, did it work?

He's a chiropractor, so it most likely worked better than anything else he's ever done.

/ Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".


You can't argue with results, amIright? I should start offering this service out of the back of a van.
 
2012-11-08 11:12:27 AM  

freewill: / Had an acquaintance who fell for breast massage from a holistic "therapist" intended to "break up precancerous masses".


breaking up precancerous mass sounds like the worst idea possible. You spread around something that could become cancer? Then it becomes cancer and you have widespread cancerous tumors... yeah, what a mess.

Cancer happens due to cellular DNA damage. A benign mass growth with normal DNA is just scar tissue. These are different things.
 
2012-11-08 11:13:07 AM  
But it said "therapist" on his business cards!
 
2012-11-08 11:13:36 AM  
guessing he'll hide behind some myofascial-release defense

/a friend of mine does this work for women with pelvic issues
//she gives vag and rectal massage for realz
 
2012-11-08 11:14:39 AM  
"There is almost nothing that is more wrong than going to a trusted person, like a health care provider and having them do that kind of violation," said Moyer.

A Federal Way chiropractor has been accused of using his power as a medical professional to sexually violate three different women.

a trusted person, like a health care provider

A Federal Way chiropractor

health care provider

chiropractor


/ maybe you should seek intracranial help instead
 
2012-11-08 11:16:17 AM  

Theaetetus: But it said "therapist" on his business cards!


www.cinemastrikesback.com

It's an interdisciplinary field.
 
2012-11-08 11:16:22 AM  
Hmm I should start selling "posterior relaxation plugs" on television...
 
2012-11-08 11:16:25 AM  

strapp3r: guessing he'll hide behind some myofascial-release defense

/a friend of mine does this work for women with pelvic issues
//she gives vag and rectal massage for realz


With a handle of "strapper," I believe you.
 
2012-11-08 11:17:36 AM  
Gotta hand it to the guy, sticking his fingers up a patient? That takes some backbone.
Of course being sent to prison will require an adjustment on his part.

/tip your waitress. here all week. something something veal
 
2012-11-08 11:18:35 AM  

MythDragon: Gotta hand it to the guy, sticking his fingers up a patient? That takes some backbone.
Of course being sent to prison will require an adjustment on his part.



He's going to get the subluxation of a lifetime.
 
2012-11-08 11:19:15 AM  

Theaetetus: But it said "therapist" on his business cards!


data.whicdn.com
 
2012-11-08 11:22:35 AM  
So that is the ticket, I should take notes on what not to do.
 
2012-11-08 11:23:06 AM  
Well, to be honest I've known a few ladies that could have used an adjustment down there
 
2012-11-08 11:23:09 AM  
How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but it takes 40 visits.
 
2012-11-08 11:27:56 AM  

biyaaatci: "Greg Summers has had his chiropractic license suspended by Department of Health and the Chiropractic Quality Assurance Commission."

The Chiropractic QuAC?


Hey, hey, hey! He clearly told them the method of treatment he was going to use
FTFA He tried to did convince these patients that they'd benefit from the "invasion of their personal body space,"
This is clearly an illegitimate accusation of molestation... I mean if this were a legitimate molestation it would be a completely different scenario.
 
2012-11-08 11:28:36 AM  
I'm assuming insurance won't cover intervaginal massage?
 
2012-11-08 11:29:17 AM  
I found a chiropractor extremely useful when I threw out my neck in a fall. However I just stopped going when it felt better.
 
2012-11-08 11:30:08 AM  
I get wood almost every time I hit the chiro. She's a petite brunette cutie with a great ass and her secretary has nice tits. Still waiting for them both to molest me.

/some would argue that intervaginal massage does relieve stress though
 
2012-11-08 11:34:39 AM  
Another chiropractor in the town where I live did the exact same thing. Only difference was he said it was a legitimate therapeutic technique called "intrapelvic manipulation". He's in the slammer now.
 
2012-11-08 11:36:04 AM  

blatz514: Must have been an in and out-patient procedure.


FTFY
 
2012-11-08 11:38:17 AM  

pueblonative: I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses* he preferred to practice internal medicine


I guess you could say. . . *takes off glasses*...this called for a joint adjustment.
 
2012-11-08 11:38:42 AM  
This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.
 
2012-11-08 11:39:50 AM  
Understands completely:

images.zap2it.com
 
2012-11-08 11:39:59 AM  

BoxOfBees: This isn't the first such case. I've been hearing about these types of occurrences for over 10 years. I don't blame the chiro, though. I blame the patients. When a guys says he's going to stick his hands in a body orifice as a medical treatment, you have to ask more questions.


Yea, like "Would you please flick the bean a little first?"
 
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