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Ya know, one day, when I am very old and rocking a chair at the home for Deranged Scientists, I will think back to the time when I got busted at pretty much every lunchtime in high school for smooching a colleen named Claire with flaming red hair and a very nicely curved body.
At that point I will develop a completely unexpected erection, which will probably alarm the staff. And I won't care. An old man has to have his good memories!