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(Scotsman)   The redhead gene might be in half of all Scots. Subby, who is Scottish, wishes a certain percentage of him were in Karen Gillan   (scotsman.com) divider line 191
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2012-11-08 02:29:50 AM
Mrs. Teto is a redheaded Scotswoman. With deep brown eyes that will burn your soul. And our twin daughters take after their mum. Never underestimate the power of a woman. Especially a Scotswoman.

//Did I say that ok Fiona?
 
2012-11-08 02:32:31 AM
On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(
 
2012-11-08 03:01:07 AM

Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(


Some can pull it off.

musicscene.ie
 
2012-11-08 05:11:24 AM

Tellingthem: Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(

Some can pull it off.


But for the most part, redheaded women are like a trick played on normal men. Spectacularly hot but crazy, and then your sons look like CarrotTop.
 
2012-11-08 05:13:34 AM

Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(


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Oh, hai guiz, wotz going on in this thread?

/Obligatory, hot and autotuned.
 
2012-11-08 06:53:46 AM

Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(


Thank god I was never one of those pasty white freckled redheads. Nowadays i'm sporting the full beard, which is half red and half grey. Ha, age sure catches up eventually.

Re: the artiicle: My family are scots heritage and over half of my family (inc two of my kids) are redheads, so this wouldn't surprise me.
 
2012-11-08 07:10:24 AM

Tellingthem: Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(

Some can pull it off.

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First off, who the fark is that? Forgive my ignorance....

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/And secondly, indeed....
 
2012-11-08 07:17:50 AM
Hot redhead thread?

/and if anyone posts carrotop i will personally hunt you down and do terrible meat-carving related things to you
//i have a certain special set of skills
///Slashies?
 
2012-11-08 07:22:17 AM
My first G/F in high school had absolutely gorgeous, curly flaming red hair.

Face like a freckled horse, but damn, that wonderful, snufflesome hair!

/ all the red stripes from my youthful beard are now white.
 
2012-11-08 07:25:55 AM
In with my bookmark early
 
2012-11-08 07:37:45 AM
images.wikia.com

/just doing my part
 
2012-11-08 07:42:20 AM

Smoking GNU: /and if anyone posts carrotop i will personally hunt you down and do terrible meat-carving related things to you


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Challenge accepted.
 
2012-11-08 07:48:39 AM

blueviking: First off, who the fark is that? Forgive my ignorance....

Josh Homme.
 
2012-11-08 07:51:39 AM

A Terrible Human: Smoking GNU: /and if anyone posts carrotop i will personally hunt you down and do terrible meat-carving related things to you

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Challenge accepted.


Welcome to my "murder eventually" list.
 
2012-11-08 07:52:37 AM
I always thought the Scots got the red hair gene from the Rus. But then I'm often confused.

I'm part Scot... Certainly going by my surname I'm Scot, last I checked we were a sub-clan who could wear MacKenzie tartan. I had red in my beard in my youth (yeah, that stripe led to endless "earning one's red wings" jokes) but that's long since gone to white. I'm thinking that's the first fur to fade.

Anyway... MOAR REDHEADS!
 
2012-11-08 07:53:20 AM
hummina hummina
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2012-11-08 08:11:22 AM
I declare a redhead thread!
 
2012-11-08 08:12:21 AM
Subby's 1%?
 
2012-11-08 08:16:03 AM
To post redhead dudes, or not to post redhead dudes. I dunno, I'm not really in the mood. Kinda blah today.
 
2012-11-08 08:21:30 AM

Cythraul: To post redhead dudes, or not to post redhead dudes. I dunno, I'm not really in the mood. Kinda blah today.


Blackface be racist, yo!
 
2012-11-08 08:21:35 AM

SpectroBoy: I declare a redhead thread!

 
2012-11-08 08:22:21 AM
I'm plenty Scot but more orange than red.
 
2012-11-08 08:24:29 AM
 
2012-11-08 08:25:17 AM
Let them not perish from this Earth...

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2012-11-08 08:29:21 AM
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aaand the green eyes just completes my downfall.
 
2012-11-08 08:30:04 AM

hubiestubert: Let them not perish from this Earth...


Perish from this Earth? I hate to be 'that guy,' but several of those you posted are either bottle redheads, or strawberry blondes who are dyeing their hair a darker shade of red.
 
2012-11-08 08:33:59 AM
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RED BANANA -- STANDING BY
 
2012-11-08 08:34:18 AM
Ginger ladies.

Oh yes.
 
2012-11-08 08:35:35 AM
While not necessarily the BEST that humankind can offer, our redheaded sisters do represent traits that should not be lost...

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2012-11-08 08:38:34 AM

hubiestubert: While not necessarily the BEST that humankind can offer, our redheaded sisters do represent traits that should not be lost...

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Not that I am complaining. Not. One. Bit. Who drinks a Corona like that?

/SHUT UP AND TAKE MY CORONAS
 
2012-11-08 08:38:45 AM

Cythraul: hubiestubert: Let them not perish from this Earth...

Perish from this Earth? I hate to be 'that guy,' but several of those you posted are either bottle redheads, or strawberry blondes who are dyeing their hair a darker shade of red.


Has it ever occurred to you, that not everyone is a purist, and just likes hot gals?
 
2012-11-08 08:40:25 AM
hubiestubert:

[many pretty girls]

Is it wrong that I checked The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists to see if that cute biologist had a listing?
 
2012-11-08 08:45:41 AM

hubiestubert: Cythraul: hubiestubert: Let them not perish from this Earth...

Perish from this Earth? I hate to be 'that guy,' but several of those you posted are either bottle redheads, or strawberry blondes who are dyeing their hair a darker shade of red.

Has it ever occurred to you, that not everyone is a purist, and just likes hot gals?


*shrug* Whatever floats your boat. But I'm more of a purist. Redhead attraction is a full package for me, and there is often a skin complexion, and a certain northern European descended look to most redheads, with a few exceptions.

There are some non-natural redheads who pull off the look well enough to where it doesn't matter: Deborah Ann Woll (Possibly NSFW).
 
2012-11-08 08:53:31 AM
This thread is shaping up to be bookmark-worthy.
 
2012-11-08 08:57:16 AM

maxheck: hubiestubert:

[many pretty girls]

Is it wrong that I checked The Luxuriant Flowing Hair Club for Scientists to see if that cute biologist had a listing?


No, you were just being thorough.
 
2012-11-08 09:01:54 AM
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Loves me some Sara Rue.
 
2012-11-08 09:14:21 AM
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2012-11-08 09:14:33 AM

Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(


I am not feeling not awesome today.
 
2012-11-08 09:14:59 AM
Wonder what the percentage is for the Scots-Irsh? Flaming redheads in my part of Appalachia are fairly rare, but lots of auburn hair. Even more so before the advent of the water softener.
 
2012-11-08 09:15:57 AM
Many thanks! Great way to start a day.
 
2012-11-08 09:16:38 AM
This is a cool thread.
 
2012-11-08 09:16:46 AM
I suddenly feel like going to Wendy's.
 
2012-11-08 09:19:31 AM
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Red Dawn, standing by!
 
2012-11-08 09:20:42 AM

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Red Dawn, standing by!


Oh no, it's begun.
 
2012-11-08 09:21:58 AM

Gunny Highway: Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(

I am not feeling not awesome today.


Me either. I've got awesome coming out of my ass.
 
2012-11-08 09:23:12 AM

wellreadneck: Wonder what the percentage is for the Scots-Irsh? Flaming redheads in my part of Appalachia are fairly rare, but lots of auburn hair. Even more so before the advent of the water softener.


Well Northern Ireland is largely Scots-Ulster, but that hardly matters as the Scots originally came from Ireland. Whether the red hair is a celtic thing I'm not sure, but the Scots have celtic, pictish, anglo, and some norse blood in them. You see ginger irishmen, so I'm guessing it's through the celtic line.

/Had ginger hair as a newborn
//went a shiatty brown colour soon after
///Have no hair now
////Am subby
 
2012-11-08 09:25:25 AM

teto85: And our twin daughters take after their mum.


you poor bastard
 
2012-11-08 09:26:12 AM
hubiestewart

The girl in electric blue and black. Oh my, but I am a sucker for a pretty girl with a thousand-watt smile.
 
2012-11-08 09:28:45 AM
Crewmannumber6:

Gunny Highway: Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(

I am not feeling not awesome today.

Me either. I've got awesome coming out of my ass.


Wouldn't that... sting? By sheer friction created by the velocity of awesome?

/ does not have such problems.
 
2012-11-08 09:31:57 AM
Funny, she doesn't look Scottish....
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2012-11-08 09:35:46 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Funny, she doesn't look Scottish....
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You know who else doesn't look Scottish (or red-haired unless they light the set correctly)?

i.imgur.com
 
2012-11-08 09:38:16 AM

r1niceboy: wellreadneck: Wonder what the percentage is for the Scots-Irsh? Flaming redheads in my part of Appalachia are fairly rare, but lots of auburn hair. Even more so before the advent of the water softener.

Well Northern Ireland is largely Scots-Ulster, but that hardly matters as the Scots originally came from Ireland. Whether the red hair is a celtic thing I'm not sure, but the Scots have celtic, pictish, anglo, and some norse blood in them. You see ginger irishmen, so I'm guessing it's through the celtic line.

/Had ginger hair as a newborn
//went a shiatty brown colour soon after
///Have no hair now
////Am subby



"I don't care what color it turns, as long as it don't turn loose."
One of my dad's many sayings.
 
2012-11-08 09:41:09 AM
I probably have the redhead gene. I know my sister does.
 
2012-11-08 09:44:07 AM
Yeah, I'd give these redheads the business.

/Yup, even carrot-top.
//Check out those tits!
 
2012-11-08 09:44:54 AM
 
2012-11-08 09:48:00 AM
Bookmark goes where?
 
2012-11-08 09:51:26 AM
She may be hot but she can`t act and I am glad she has `died` in doctor who and will never return...

Now Rory and his dad, they could have stayed.
 
2012-11-08 09:52:18 AM
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2012-11-08 10:00:59 AM
This thread is progressing nicely...

Carry on.
 
2012-11-08 10:11:52 AM
Hope the F5 key on my keyboard doesn't wear out...
 
2012-11-08 10:14:38 AM
Anyone else here have the red facial hair thing going on? Hair on my head is brown, facial hair is almost brick red.
 
2012-11-08 10:18:06 AM

Zafler: Anyone else here have the red facial hair thing going on? Hair on my head is brown, facial hair is almost brick red.


Before it turned white, yes.
 
2012-11-08 10:20:40 AM
 
2012-11-08 10:22:10 AM
And for anyone who missed a recent episode of Castle....

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2012-11-08 10:26:08 AM

Hershey Highway Patrol: And for anyone who missed a recent episode of Castle....

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That was an amazing moment in an episode full of awesome. Makes me wish I was 20 years younger.
 
2012-11-08 10:28:57 AM

wambu: Christina Carter NSFW
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I don't think anyone, including her, knows what her actual hair color is.
 
2012-11-08 10:33:13 AM
Must.....not........

AWGODDAMMIT

RELEASE THE FAPPEN!!!!!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!
 
2012-11-08 10:33:36 AM
Came here for the pics.

Several times.
 
2012-11-08 10:35:14 AM
Bianca much? 

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2012-11-08 10:36:10 AM
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/fap 

I also have the brown hair, red beard thing going. Well I also have jet black, white, true blonde, various shades of everything in my beard. Can't say for sure which color is most dominant there.
 
2012-11-08 10:38:50 AM
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2012-11-08 10:39:25 AM
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2012-11-08 10:40:01 AM
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2012-11-08 10:40:07 AM

Hershey Highway Patrol: And for anyone who missed a recent episode of Castle....


God damnit so much.

Now I'm depressed again. Jesus. People like that should be forced onto an island somewhere and have to cavort for all of us and have a forced genetics breeding program for the betterment of the entire race. Cause I want more of that model.
 
2012-11-08 10:40:36 AM
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2012-11-08 10:41:22 AM
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2012-11-08 10:41:53 AM
I'm F5ing as fast as I can!
 
2012-11-08 10:41:57 AM
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2012-11-08 10:42:28 AM
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2012-11-08 10:42:33 AM
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2012-11-08 10:45:04 AM
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2012-11-08 10:45:39 AM
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2012-11-08 10:46:08 AM
I emailed the keepers of the boob signal

/bookmark
 
2012-11-08 10:46:29 AM
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2012-11-08 10:47:07 AM
Still not looking Scottish
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2012-11-08 10:49:45 AM
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2012-11-08 10:51:07 AM
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2012-11-08 10:51:42 AM
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2012-11-08 10:59:22 AM
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2012-11-08 10:59:45 AM

give me doughnuts: Zafler: Anyone else here have the red facial hair thing going on? Hair on my head is brown, facial hair is almost brick red.

Before it turned white, yes.


Yep. Turning white, though.
 
2012-11-08 10:59:57 AM
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2012-11-08 11:04:34 AM
Public Service Warning:

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2012-11-08 11:17:59 AM
That is a whole lot of crazy in a tiny package.
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/I think I'm in love.
 
2012-11-08 11:26:17 AM
This is very relevant...hold on. Rebellion in pants. Must quash. BRB.
 
2012-11-08 11:29:03 AM

AbiNormal: That is a whole lot of crazy in a tiny package.
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/I think I'm in love.


I know. That stopped my scrolling and induced a "D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww" and immediately wanted her contact info.
 
2012-11-08 11:30:07 AM
bookmark?
of course
 
2012-11-08 11:34:38 AM
I had bright red hair when I was younger, but it turned a dark red-brown and is now greying at the temples. The beard came in copper-red with blond hairs in it, and is resisting the grey so far.

My family, especially my mother and her sister, have wicked freckles. As in, nearing the critical mass where you get the omni-freckle, also known as the Permanent Tan.

Otherwise, my family avoided the pure-ginger thing. But honestly, it's a goddamn tragedy that ginger girls are so damn hot while ginger dudes are mutants from hell. ;)
 
2012-11-08 11:45:04 AM
SWEEEET!!!

Hot Japanese girls yesterday
farkette requesting PIE yesterday
red girl today!

good god almighty are my forearms ever getting huge!
 
2012-11-08 11:47:43 AM
Bookmark
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2012-11-08 11:59:47 AM
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2012-11-08 12:00:42 PM
Ya know, one day, when I am very old and rocking a chair at the home for Deranged Scientists, I will think back to the time when I got busted at pretty much every lunchtime in high school for smooching a colleen named Claire with flaming red hair and a very nicely curved body.

At that point I will develop a completely unexpected erection, which will probably alarm the staff. And I won't care. An old man has to have his good memories!
 
2012-11-08 12:11:11 PM

Hershey Highway Patrol: And for anyone who missed a recent episode of Castle....

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That episode was great.

/And this is not a bookmark.
 
2012-11-08 12:12:10 PM
I have a red head on account of being Scottish, bald, and having spent three or four seconds in the sun yesterday.
 
2012-11-08 12:15:54 PM
Once you go RED....ya just jump back in da bed
 
2012-11-08 12:17:27 PM
wemedge:

Bianca much?

Playing the Bianca Beauchamp card is just... unfair. She's custom-designed and constructed to be fapworthy.

Wasilla Hillbilly:


I also have the brown hair, red beard thing going. Well I also have jet black, white, true blonde, various shades of everything in my beard. Can't say for sure which color is most dominant there.

An ex called it "weird beard," in that pretty much any haircolor you could name was in there. I had all sorts of red, orange, copper, gold etc in my hair at one point. I've gone monochrome since then. Anything that wasn't black went white. You'll see it in action sooner or later, I'm pretty sure. :)
 
2012-11-08 12:19:36 PM

maxheck: My first G/F in high school had absolutely gorgeous, curly flaming red hair.


My first girl was a redhead as well. Ah, we learned a great deal together in the back seat of that '77 Buick Century station wagon. Broke her heart, I did.
 
2012-11-08 12:26:42 PM

kvinesknows: SWEEEET!!!

Hot Japanese girls yesterday
farkette requesting PIE yesterday
red girl today!

good god almighty are my forearms ever getting huge!


Wait, I missed the Japanese girls thing. Which was it?
 
2012-11-08 12:32:02 PM
r1niceboy:

I have a red head on account of being Scottish, bald, and having spent three or four seconds in the sun yesterday.

I call bullshiat. There is no sun in Edinburgh.
 
2012-11-08 12:34:53 PM
My gf has curly red hair on her head and south of waist. Her hair is so thick and lovely, unlike the hair on her head which she wears in a bob cut
 
2012-11-08 12:40:35 PM

hubiestubert: Cythraul: hubiestubert: Let them not perish from this Earth...

Perish from this Earth? I hate to be 'that guy,' but several of those you posted are either bottle redheads, or strawberry blondes who are dyeing their hair a darker shade of red.

Has it ever occurred to you, that not everyone is a purist, and just likes hot gals?


edudemic.com
 
2012-11-08 12:48:05 PM

maxheck: An ex called it "weird beard," in that pretty much any haircolor you could name was in there. I had all sorts of red, orange, copper, gold etc in my hair at one point. I've gone monochrome since then. Anything that wasn't black went white. You'll see it in action sooner or later, I'm pretty sure. :)


Wouldn't surprise me, but so far I think the number of greys and whites hasn't increased beyond the randomness it's always been.

Was just looking and realized that the mustache area has probably more blonde than any other color and the main chin area has alot of black, with the rest probaby dominated by shades of red. Tough to tell though.
 
2012-11-08 12:48:09 PM
this thread is making my little head red.
 
2012-11-08 12:53:53 PM

kroonermanblack: kvinesknows: SWEEEET!!!

Hot Japanese girls yesterday
farkette requesting PIE yesterday
red girl today!

good god almighty are my forearms ever getting huge!

Wait, I missed the Japanese girls thing. Which was it?


http://www.fark.com/comments/7421708/For-all-those-who-like-being-wat c hed-247-by-an-attractive-Japanese-girl-theres-now-an-app-for-that
 
2012-11-08 12:54:54 PM
This is the fark I know and love. Keep it going!
 
2012-11-08 01:01:54 PM
I would just like to state my appreciation for the fact that the Snorg T's girl has been making appearances in recent red head threads. Something about her is just 'wow' for me. And since their ads appear on basically every site I frequent she's always there, which is nice.

/not a bookmark, etc.
 
2012-11-08 01:03:54 PM

snuff3r: Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(

Thank god I was never one of those pasty white freckled redheads. Nowadays i'm sporting the full beard, which is half red and half grey. Ha, age sure catches up eventually.

Re: the artiicle: My family are scots heritage and over half of my family (inc two of my kids) are redheads, so this wouldn't surprise me.


Yeah, I got pretty lucky in the freckle department. A little less lucky in the ability to tan department. Accidental exposure to the light that comes on in the fridge might give me 2nd degree burns and cancer.
 
2012-11-08 01:21:39 PM
Red head thread with no C Hendricks?

Where is Fark and what have you people done to it?
 
2012-11-08 01:27:05 PM

GRCooper: Red head thread with no C Hendricks?

Where is Fark and what have you people done to it?


Please direct those questions to the fatty threads. THXBYE
 
2012-11-08 01:30:45 PM

GRCooper: Red head thread with no C Hendricks?

Where is Fark and what have you people done to it?


You want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Get posting.
 
2012-11-08 01:35:11 PM

maxheck: r1niceboy:

I have a red head on account of being Scottish, bald, and having spent three or four seconds in the sun yesterday.

I call bullshiat. There is no sun in Edinburgh.


I now live in New Mexico, where there is 400 hours of sunshine every day.
 
2012-11-08 01:54:57 PM
Aaah, a redhead thread!
 
2012-11-08 01:59:58 PM
Nice job stealth, I knew there was a reason you weren't on ignore!
 
2012-11-08 02:06:49 PM
I wish the Fark mobile app would notify me whenever Farkers like Stealth Hippopotamus, Wellon Dowd, Earguy and a few others that I can't remember right now, post more than 3 times in a thread.

Thanks to you Hippo, those are fantastic!
 
2012-11-08 02:12:59 PM
I love this thread.
 
2012-11-08 02:24:19 PM

Saborlas: GRCooper: Red head thread with no C Hendricks?

Where is Fark and what have you people done to it?

You want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Get posting.


I'm on da iPhone. Do I have to go without?

/look into your heart!
 
2012-11-08 02:28:07 PM
God Bookmark This Thread.

/so in love with them all...
 
2012-11-08 02:40:57 PM
"The team at ScotlandsDNA are analysing the genetic make-up of thousands of Scots as part of their attempts to solve the age-old mystery of why the country has such a large population of redheads."

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2012-11-08 03:13:52 PM
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Red 40 standing by.
 
2012-11-08 03:15:42 PM

bossuniversalAA: "The team at ScotlandsDNA are analysing the genetic make-up of thousands of Scots as part of their attempts to solve the age-old mystery of why the country has such a large population of redheads."

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team at ScotlandsDNA analysing yada yada? What about redheads are hot and people like to have sex with redheads and by pure coincidence, sex is also our primary means of procreation?
 
2012-11-08 03:16:35 PM

Red Anaconda ready!

www.deviantart.com




/really, not a bookmark
 
2012-11-08 04:00:48 PM
BM'd.

/Sickos
 
2012-11-08 04:11:39 PM
Ah, but the big question is: Do the curtains match the drapes?
 
2012-11-08 04:14:43 PM

Rhett Khan: Ah, but the big question is: Do the curtains match the drapes?


I think you mean 'carpets' ... and if they don't match she can always go with bare floors.
 
2012-11-08 04:23:03 PM
There you go certain poster. Sent. Twice, one even worked.

/stupid google.
 
2012-11-08 04:31:42 PM
Fact: There's too little Felicia Day in this thread.

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Get your mind out of the gutter, I'm sure she's wielding a +8 Sword of Gryffindor while wearing Destroyer Gauntlets, there.
 
2012-11-08 04:43:25 PM
 
2012-11-08 04:45:29 PM
excellent. now if only work isn't busy tonight I'll do volunteer work on fark. yes yes.

bie?
eip
 
2012-11-08 04:50:35 PM
Scot with red hair and green eyes here. Everyone assumes I'm Irish.
 
2012-11-08 04:59:05 PM

wemedge: Bianca much? 

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Bianca Beauchamp owes me a few keyboards.
 
2012-11-08 05:01:29 PM

kcfarker: wemedge: Bianca much? 

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Bianca Beauchamp owes me a few keyboards.


Good ol' Bianca Beauchamp. One of the few women I've seen where I don't care about the obvious implants, they somehow look good on her.
 
2012-11-08 05:21:08 PM

Smock Pot: Scot with red hair and green eyes here. Everyone assumes I'm Irish.


That's just 'cause you are always drinking
 
2012-11-08 05:35:48 PM

r1niceboy: Whether the red hair is a celtic thing I'm not sure,


It absolutely is. I'm half Irish and half Polish, with the irish side basically being full blown Celt up and down the line (there are also people of norman stock who can claim "Irish", but don't have the old celtic traits- tall, strong women, red hair, often ridiculous levels of freckles, ect.), and unfortunately, about all the celt that I got, at least physically, is that I get red speckled into my beard. I did, however, get a great love of cabbage, potatoes, dark beer, lamb stew, and whiskey, and heavy wool sweaters. But my mother is a full out celt, red hair and all, and my brother looks entirely celtic. No red hair though.
 
2012-11-08 05:46:17 PM

ExcedrinHeadache: Otherwise, my family avoided the pure-ginger thing. But honestly, it's a goddamn tragedy that ginger girls are so damn hot while ginger dudes are mutants from hell. ;)


Even as a straight guy who's honest and secure in my sexuality that I can usually make objective judgements about how good looking a guy is, I still don't really get this one, but a lot of girls seem to be into this particular ginger:



Any of our resident gay guys or farkettes want to comment?
 
2012-11-08 05:47:19 PM

cptjeff: ExcedrinHeadache: Otherwise, my family avoided the pure-ginger thing. But honestly, it's a goddamn tragedy that ginger girls are so damn hot while ginger dudes are mutants from hell. ;)

Even as a straight guy who's honest and secure in my sexuality that I can usually make objective judgements about how good looking a guy is, I still don't really get this one, but a lot of girls seem to be into this particular ginger:



Any of our resident gay guys or farkettes want to comment?


Damnit, fark ate my picture:

www.parade.com
 
2012-11-08 05:54:00 PM
No true scotsman would be without some type of red-haired genes in his blood
 
2012-11-08 05:55:18 PM

cptjeff: ExcedrinHeadache: Otherwise, my family avoided the pure-ginger thing. But honestly, it's a goddamn tragedy that ginger girls are so damn hot while ginger dudes are mutants from hell. ;)

Even as a straight guy who's honest and secure in my sexuality that I can usually make objective judgements about how good looking a guy is, I still don't really get this one, but a lot of girls seem to be into this particular ginger:



Any of our resident gay guys or farkettes want to comment?


It's probably the Emma Watson Phenomenon, wherein she's a pretty girl made way hotter to some people by virtue of the fact that she played Hermione and is now all-growns-up.
 
2012-11-08 06:00:35 PM

dj_spanmaster: Fact: There's too little Felicia Day in this thread.

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Get your mind out of the gutter, I'm sure she's wielding a +8 Sword of Gryffindor while wearing Destroyer Gauntlets, there.


Now there's far too much of her in the thread
 
2012-11-08 06:17:22 PM

redmid17: dj_spanmaster: Fact: There's too little Felicia Day in this thread.



Now there's far too much of her in the thread


Bite your tongue!
 
2012-11-08 06:18:46 PM

mrcool1: redmid17: dj_spanmaster: Fact: There's too little Felicia Day in this thread.



Now there's far too much of her in the thread

Bite your tongue!


I do bite my thumb sir.
 
2012-11-08 06:44:44 PM

ExcedrinHeadache: Otherwise, my family avoided the pure-ginger thing. But honestly, it's a goddamn tragedy that ginger girls are so damn hot while ginger dudes are mutants from hell. ;)


thehostages.files.wordpress.com

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1.bp.blogspot.com

www.mensswimandunder.com
 
2012-11-08 07:18:16 PM
sorry for any reposts

NSFW

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2012-11-08 07:27:13 PM
 
2012-11-08 07:31:16 PM

Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(


The trick is to have hair so dark that it looks brownish-black when en masse.

It creeps me out how my hair looks brown-black until you take it off my head. Then it's red. For some reason, my ponytail is red enough that you can see the difference when held up to the hair nearer my forehead, too. But only then, when it's doing its job of covering the bald spot on my back, it doesn't.

/must be an angle of the light thing
/can touch my neck with my hair the long way around
 
2012-11-08 07:42:03 PM

hubiestubert: Cythraul: hubiestubert: Let them not perish from this Earth...

Perish from this Earth? I hate to be 'that guy,' but several of those you posted are either bottle redheads, or strawberry blondes who are dyeing their hair a darker shade of red.

Has it ever occurred to you, that not everyone is a purist, and just likes hot gals?


Then they belong in the "hotties" threads, not the "redheads" ones.
 
2012-11-08 07:48:05 PM

A Terrible Human: Smoking GNU: /and if anyone posts carrotop i will personally hunt you down and do terrible meat-carving related things to you

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Challenge accepted.


www.screeninsults.com

Frowns on your shenanigans. 

/subtle, yet oh-so-not obscure
 
2012-11-08 07:54:28 PM
Chloe B, aka "Strawberry".

NSFW

NSFW

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NSFW

NSFW

video NSFW
 
2012-11-08 08:09:27 PM

Omahawg: NSFW

NSFW


Bloomin eck
 
2012-11-08 08:10:46 PM
Big Red Machine, standing by.

cdn.bleacherreport.net
 
2012-11-08 08:36:23 PM

Mister Peejay: Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(

The trick is to have hair so dark that it looks brownish-black when en masse.

It creeps me out how my hair looks brown-black until you take it off my head. Then it's red. For some reason, my ponytail is red enough that you can see the difference when held up to the hair nearer my forehead, too. But only then, when it's doing its job of covering the bald spot on my back, it doesn't.

/must be an angle of the light thing
/can touch my neck with my hair the long way around


Try having brown hair and a red beard (when its long enough).
 
2012-11-08 08:54:12 PM
redhead overload.

/fist of angry god
//etc etc..



also


RED FOX STANDING BY!


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2012-11-08 08:58:44 PM
saw the fark signal,thread full of win.

here' some more

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2012-11-08 09:02:39 PM

fknra: saw the fark signal(s),thread full of win.

here' some more

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I have received enough emails back that I needed to make that correction.

/Damn you lot are a bunch of sarcastic jerk offs.
//Funny though.
 
2012-11-08 09:02:47 PM
As a redhead, I approve of this thread.

/bookmarky!!
 
2012-11-08 09:07:13 PM
im colorblind, i apologize for any lack of red

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2012-11-08 09:09:21 PM

Wiseass: redhead overload.

/fist of angry god
//etc etc..


Dude, there ain't a god could get angry enough to hit that as hard as I would.
 
2012-11-08 09:09:58 PM
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2012-11-08 09:13:50 PM
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2012-11-08 09:15:11 PM

SearchN: Mister Peejay: Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(

The trick is to have hair so dark that it looks brownish-black when en masse.

It creeps me out how my hair looks brown-black until you take it off my head. Then it's red. For some reason, my ponytail is red enough that you can see the difference when held up to the hair nearer my forehead, too. But only then, when it's doing its job of covering the bald spot on my back, it doesn't.

/must be an angle of the light thing
/can touch my neck with my hair the long way around

Try having brown hair and a red beard (when its long enough).


enjoy it while you can, search. all the red in my beard suddenly turned white one winter
 
2012-11-08 09:15:36 PM
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2012-11-08 11:05:32 PM
As a man who is dating a well-bosomed and round-bottomed red-headed woman, I hereby certify that

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2012-11-08 11:09:58 PM
Ok, so it must have just been where I grew up that the brown hair with red facial hair thing was weird.

Ah well, it still amuses me enough that I decided to grow it out 6 months back.
 
2012-11-08 11:24:05 PM

Zafler: Ok, so it must have just been where I grew up that the brown hair with red facial hair thing was weird.

Ah well, it still amuses me enough that I decided to grow it out 6 months back.


You callin' me weird there slick?

Actually, don't answer that. I already know.
 
2012-11-09 12:51:49 AM

fknra: saw the fark signal,thread full of win.

here' some more


That middle pic is great.

I'll never get tired of women in their panties. Something hotter about a pic like that than one where they are full on sexing it up for the camera.
 
2012-11-09 01:49:35 AM
WTF I expected a DIA aproved thread? Though i somewhat suspect that Hippo may be his liberal alt.

God bless the USA and god bless redheads. Let us drink to that.
 
2012-11-09 02:11:25 AM

PluckYew: I wish the Fark mobile app would notify me whenever Farkers like Stealth Hippopotamus, Wellon Dowd, Earguy and a few others that I can't remember right now, post more than 3 times in a thread.

Thanks to you Hippo, those are fantastic!


Apparently you haven't seen me around. Go ahead, check my profile.

/The area you want is all the way at the bottom.
 
2012-11-09 06:56:40 AM

SearchN:
/The area you want is all the way at the bottom.


Well, yeah.
 
2012-11-09 07:44:28 AM
Just keepiing this at the top of my list
 
2012-11-09 10:39:02 AM
Gentlemen, I'm happy for ya, an' I'mma letcha finish....but dis got's ta be the best thread of all time.

OF ALL TIME
 
2012-11-09 10:42:03 AM
Oh, and if anyone posts a couple shots of Kari Byron's "myths" bustin' out....well, I'll be glad to take a quick look.
 
2012-11-09 12:32:45 PM
Look into those eyes

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it's been 30 minutes
 
2012-11-09 02:07:24 PM

Farking Canuck: Rhett Khan: Ah, but the big question is: Do the curtains match the drapes?

I think you mean 'carpets' ... and if they don't match she can always go with bare floors.


You're right... I meant to say "Does the carpet match the rug?"
 
2012-11-09 03:17:56 PM

Rhett Khan: Farking Canuck: Rhett Khan: Ah, but the big question is: Do the curtains match the drapes?

I think you mean 'carpets' ... and if they don't match she can always go with bare floors.

You're right... I meant to say "Does the carpet match the rug?"


Touché
 
2012-11-09 03:59:13 PM
graphics8.nytimes.com


BIG RED STANDING BY
 
2012-11-09 04:22:05 PM
Nana's Vibrator



bossuniversalAA: "The team at ScotlandsDNA are analysing the genetic make-up of thousands of Scots as part of their attempts to solve the age-old mystery of why the country has such a large population of redheads."

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team at ScotlandsDNA analysing yada yada? What about redheads are hot and people like to have sex with redheads and by pure coincidence, sex is also our primary means of procreation?


booze is popular in scotland too
 
2012-11-09 07:43:44 PM
I live in a city that had a great deal of early Scottish settlement, yet you will almost never see an adult redhead here - red hair is considered déclassé. Women bleach their hair blond and men shave their heads - I'm not even kidding. There are about about sixty other women where I work and I'm the only redhead.

/not Scottish
 
2012-11-10 02:57:54 AM

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BIG RED STANDING BY


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RED TWO STANDING BY
 
2012-11-10 08:05:12 PM

ArcadianRefugee: 23FPB23: [graphics8.nytimes.com image 533x352]


BIG RED STANDING BY

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RED TWO STANDING BY


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Red Dwarf, standing by. 
 
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