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(Scotsman)   The redhead gene might be in half of all Scots. Subby, who is Scottish, wishes a certain percentage of him were in Karen Gillan   (scotsman.com) divider line 191
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2012-11-08 11:34:38 AM
I had bright red hair when I was younger, but it turned a dark red-brown and is now greying at the temples. The beard came in copper-red with blond hairs in it, and is resisting the grey so far.

My family, especially my mother and her sister, have wicked freckles. As in, nearing the critical mass where you get the omni-freckle, also known as the Permanent Tan.

Otherwise, my family avoided the pure-ginger thing. But honestly, it's a goddamn tragedy that ginger girls are so damn hot while ginger dudes are mutants from hell. ;)
 
2012-11-08 11:45:04 AM
SWEEEET!!!

Hot Japanese girls yesterday
farkette requesting PIE yesterday
red girl today!

good god almighty are my forearms ever getting huge!
 
2012-11-08 11:47:43 AM
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2012-11-08 11:59:47 AM
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red panel standing by
 
2012-11-08 12:00:42 PM
Ya know, one day, when I am very old and rocking a chair at the home for Deranged Scientists, I will think back to the time when I got busted at pretty much every lunchtime in high school for smooching a colleen named Claire with flaming red hair and a very nicely curved body.

At that point I will develop a completely unexpected erection, which will probably alarm the staff. And I won't care. An old man has to have his good memories!
 
2012-11-08 12:11:11 PM

Hershey Highway Patrol: And for anyone who missed a recent episode of Castle....

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That episode was great.

/And this is not a bookmark.
 
2012-11-08 12:12:10 PM
I have a red head on account of being Scottish, bald, and having spent three or four seconds in the sun yesterday.
 
2012-11-08 12:15:54 PM
Once you go RED....ya just jump back in da bed
 
2012-11-08 12:17:27 PM
wemedge:

Bianca much?

Playing the Bianca Beauchamp card is just... unfair. She's custom-designed and constructed to be fapworthy.

Wasilla Hillbilly:


I also have the brown hair, red beard thing going. Well I also have jet black, white, true blonde, various shades of everything in my beard. Can't say for sure which color is most dominant there.

An ex called it "weird beard," in that pretty much any haircolor you could name was in there. I had all sorts of red, orange, copper, gold etc in my hair at one point. I've gone monochrome since then. Anything that wasn't black went white. You'll see it in action sooner or later, I'm pretty sure. :)
 
2012-11-08 12:19:36 PM

maxheck: My first G/F in high school had absolutely gorgeous, curly flaming red hair.


My first girl was a redhead as well. Ah, we learned a great deal together in the back seat of that '77 Buick Century station wagon. Broke her heart, I did.
 
2012-11-08 12:26:42 PM

kvinesknows: SWEEEET!!!

Hot Japanese girls yesterday
farkette requesting PIE yesterday
red girl today!

good god almighty are my forearms ever getting huge!


Wait, I missed the Japanese girls thing. Which was it?
 
2012-11-08 12:32:02 PM
r1niceboy:

I have a red head on account of being Scottish, bald, and having spent three or four seconds in the sun yesterday.

I call bullshiat. There is no sun in Edinburgh.
 
2012-11-08 12:34:53 PM
My gf has curly red hair on her head and south of waist. Her hair is so thick and lovely, unlike the hair on her head which she wears in a bob cut
 
2012-11-08 12:40:35 PM

hubiestubert: Cythraul: hubiestubert: Let them not perish from this Earth...

Perish from this Earth? I hate to be 'that guy,' but several of those you posted are either bottle redheads, or strawberry blondes who are dyeing their hair a darker shade of red.

Has it ever occurred to you, that not everyone is a purist, and just likes hot gals?


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2012-11-08 12:48:05 PM

maxheck: An ex called it "weird beard," in that pretty much any haircolor you could name was in there. I had all sorts of red, orange, copper, gold etc in my hair at one point. I've gone monochrome since then. Anything that wasn't black went white. You'll see it in action sooner or later, I'm pretty sure. :)


Wouldn't surprise me, but so far I think the number of greys and whites hasn't increased beyond the randomness it's always been.

Was just looking and realized that the mustache area has probably more blonde than any other color and the main chin area has alot of black, with the rest probaby dominated by shades of red. Tough to tell though.
 
2012-11-08 12:48:09 PM
this thread is making my little head red.
 
2012-11-08 12:53:53 PM

kroonermanblack: kvinesknows: SWEEEET!!!

Hot Japanese girls yesterday
farkette requesting PIE yesterday
red girl today!

good god almighty are my forearms ever getting huge!

Wait, I missed the Japanese girls thing. Which was it?


http://www.fark.com/comments/7421708/For-all-those-who-like-being-wat c hed-247-by-an-attractive-Japanese-girl-theres-now-an-app-for-that
 
2012-11-08 12:54:54 PM
This is the fark I know and love. Keep it going!
 
2012-11-08 01:01:54 PM
I would just like to state my appreciation for the fact that the Snorg T's girl has been making appearances in recent red head threads. Something about her is just 'wow' for me. And since their ads appear on basically every site I frequent she's always there, which is nice.

/not a bookmark, etc.
 
2012-11-08 01:03:54 PM

snuff3r: Relatively Obscure: On the other hand, being a redheaded dude is not awesome. Fact. :(

Thank god I was never one of those pasty white freckled redheads. Nowadays i'm sporting the full beard, which is half red and half grey. Ha, age sure catches up eventually.

Re: the artiicle: My family are scots heritage and over half of my family (inc two of my kids) are redheads, so this wouldn't surprise me.


Yeah, I got pretty lucky in the freckle department. A little less lucky in the ability to tan department. Accidental exposure to the light that comes on in the fridge might give me 2nd degree burns and cancer.
 
2012-11-08 01:21:39 PM
Red head thread with no C Hendricks?

Where is Fark and what have you people done to it?
 
2012-11-08 01:27:05 PM

GRCooper: Red head thread with no C Hendricks?

Where is Fark and what have you people done to it?


Please direct those questions to the fatty threads. THXBYE
 
2012-11-08 01:30:45 PM

GRCooper: Red head thread with no C Hendricks?

Where is Fark and what have you people done to it?


You want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Get posting.
 
2012-11-08 01:35:11 PM

maxheck: r1niceboy:

I have a red head on account of being Scottish, bald, and having spent three or four seconds in the sun yesterday.

I call bullshiat. There is no sun in Edinburgh.


I now live in New Mexico, where there is 400 hours of sunshine every day.
 
2012-11-08 01:54:57 PM
Aaah, a redhead thread!
 
2012-11-08 01:59:58 PM
Nice job stealth, I knew there was a reason you weren't on ignore!
 
2012-11-08 02:06:49 PM
I wish the Fark mobile app would notify me whenever Farkers like Stealth Hippopotamus, Wellon Dowd, Earguy and a few others that I can't remember right now, post more than 3 times in a thread.

Thanks to you Hippo, those are fantastic!
 
2012-11-08 02:12:59 PM
I love this thread.
 
2012-11-08 02:24:19 PM

Saborlas: GRCooper: Red head thread with no C Hendricks?

Where is Fark and what have you people done to it?

You want something done right, ya gotta do it yourself. Get posting.


I'm on da iPhone. Do I have to go without?

/look into your heart!
 
2012-11-08 02:28:07 PM
God Bookmark This Thread.

/so in love with them all...
 
2012-11-08 02:40:57 PM
"The team at ScotlandsDNA are analysing the genetic make-up of thousands of Scots as part of their attempts to solve the age-old mystery of why the country has such a large population of redheads."

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2012-11-08 03:13:52 PM
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Red 40 standing by.
 
2012-11-08 03:15:42 PM

bossuniversalAA: "The team at ScotlandsDNA are analysing the genetic make-up of thousands of Scots as part of their attempts to solve the age-old mystery of why the country has such a large population of redheads."

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team at ScotlandsDNA analysing yada yada? What about redheads are hot and people like to have sex with redheads and by pure coincidence, sex is also our primary means of procreation?
 
2012-11-08 03:16:35 PM

Red Anaconda ready!

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/really, not a bookmark
 
2012-11-08 04:00:48 PM
BM'd.

/Sickos
 
2012-11-08 04:11:39 PM
Ah, but the big question is: Do the curtains match the drapes?
 
2012-11-08 04:14:43 PM

Rhett Khan: Ah, but the big question is: Do the curtains match the drapes?


I think you mean 'carpets' ... and if they don't match she can always go with bare floors.
 
2012-11-08 04:23:03 PM
There you go certain poster. Sent. Twice, one even worked.

/stupid google.
 
2012-11-08 04:31:42 PM
Fact: There's too little Felicia Day in this thread.

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Get your mind out of the gutter, I'm sure she's wielding a +8 Sword of Gryffindor while wearing Destroyer Gauntlets, there.
 
2012-11-08 04:43:25 PM
 
2012-11-08 04:45:29 PM
excellent. now if only work isn't busy tonight I'll do volunteer work on fark. yes yes.

bie?
eip
 
2012-11-08 04:50:35 PM
Scot with red hair and green eyes here. Everyone assumes I'm Irish.
 
2012-11-08 04:59:05 PM

wemedge: Bianca much? 

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Bianca Beauchamp owes me a few keyboards.
 
2012-11-08 05:01:29 PM

kcfarker: wemedge: Bianca much? 

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Bianca Beauchamp owes me a few keyboards.


Good ol' Bianca Beauchamp. One of the few women I've seen where I don't care about the obvious implants, they somehow look good on her.
 
2012-11-08 05:21:08 PM

Smock Pot: Scot with red hair and green eyes here. Everyone assumes I'm Irish.


That's just 'cause you are always drinking
 
2012-11-08 05:35:48 PM

r1niceboy: Whether the red hair is a celtic thing I'm not sure,


It absolutely is. I'm half Irish and half Polish, with the irish side basically being full blown Celt up and down the line (there are also people of norman stock who can claim "Irish", but don't have the old celtic traits- tall, strong women, red hair, often ridiculous levels of freckles, ect.), and unfortunately, about all the celt that I got, at least physically, is that I get red speckled into my beard. I did, however, get a great love of cabbage, potatoes, dark beer, lamb stew, and whiskey, and heavy wool sweaters. But my mother is a full out celt, red hair and all, and my brother looks entirely celtic. No red hair though.
 
2012-11-08 05:46:17 PM

ExcedrinHeadache: Otherwise, my family avoided the pure-ginger thing. But honestly, it's a goddamn tragedy that ginger girls are so damn hot while ginger dudes are mutants from hell. ;)


Even as a straight guy who's honest and secure in my sexuality that I can usually make objective judgements about how good looking a guy is, I still don't really get this one, but a lot of girls seem to be into this particular ginger:



Any of our resident gay guys or farkettes want to comment?
 
2012-11-08 05:47:19 PM

cptjeff: ExcedrinHeadache: Otherwise, my family avoided the pure-ginger thing. But honestly, it's a goddamn tragedy that ginger girls are so damn hot while ginger dudes are mutants from hell. ;)

Even as a straight guy who's honest and secure in my sexuality that I can usually make objective judgements about how good looking a guy is, I still don't really get this one, but a lot of girls seem to be into this particular ginger:



Any of our resident gay guys or farkettes want to comment?


Damnit, fark ate my picture:

www.parade.com
 
2012-11-08 05:54:00 PM
No true scotsman would be without some type of red-haired genes in his blood
 
2012-11-08 05:55:18 PM

cptjeff: ExcedrinHeadache: Otherwise, my family avoided the pure-ginger thing. But honestly, it's a goddamn tragedy that ginger girls are so damn hot while ginger dudes are mutants from hell. ;)

Even as a straight guy who's honest and secure in my sexuality that I can usually make objective judgements about how good looking a guy is, I still don't really get this one, but a lot of girls seem to be into this particular ginger:



Any of our resident gay guys or farkettes want to comment?


It's probably the Emma Watson Phenomenon, wherein she's a pretty girl made way hotter to some people by virtue of the fact that she played Hermione and is now all-growns-up.
 
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