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(ESPN)   Will Andrew Luck pass for 400 yards again? Can the Jaguars' offense manage 200 of their own? It's the Thursday Night Football game only a mother could love, Indianapolis vs. Jacksonville. Kickoff at 8:20 ET on NFL Network   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 652
    More: Florida, Jaguars, Andrew Luck, Colts, Indianapolis, Jacksonville, Mike Mularkey, Blaine Gabbert, Rashad Jennings  
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2012-11-08 05:29:46 AM  
I think will catch up on watching my recordings of the 2003 semifinals of the World Checkers Championships.
 
2012-11-08 12:20:45 PM  
I predict a Colts win.  And dammit, I need one prediction to come true this week!!!
 
2012-11-08 12:35:52 PM  
I drank all of my beer on election night. Now I have to go through this SOBER. Ugh.
 
2012-11-08 12:40:31 PM  

Bunny Deville: I drank all of my beer on election night. Now I have to go through this SOBER. Ugh.


No rubbing alcohol or paint thinner available?
 
2012-11-08 12:46:17 PM  

Harv72b: Bunny Deville: I drank all of my beer on election night. Now I have to go through this SOBER. Ugh.

No rubbing alcohol or paint thinner available?


Don't be a meanybutt. My team is about to lose to the post-Peyton Colts. Isn't that enough hardship for one night?
 
2012-11-08 12:59:34 PM  

Bunny Deville: Don't be a meanybutt. My team is about to lose to the post-Peyton Colts. Isn't that enough hardship for one night?


Only trying to help. The trick is that you just have to mix them with enough kool aid. ;)

/Rooting for the Jags must be somewhat liberating, actually: you expect them to lose badly each week, and if they somehow manage not to it's like Christmas!
//Right?
 
2012-11-08 03:18:49 PM  
Will the Giants offense show up?
 
2012-11-08 03:21:47 PM  

Harv72b: Bunny Deville: Don't be a meanybutt. My team is about to lose to the post-Peyton Colts. Isn't that enough hardship for one night?

Only trying to help. The trick is that you just have to mix them with enough kool aid. ;)

/Rooting for the Jags must be somewhat liberating, actually: you expect them to lose badly each week, and if they somehow manage not to it's like Christmas!
//Right?


Pretty much this. It's hard to believe people were picking them to go to the Superbowl four years ago. I hope my interception incantation works as well tonight as it did for the Colts game last year...

Also, I expect to post lots of angry bunny pictures tonight.
 
2012-11-08 03:37:53 PM  

Bunny Deville: Harv72b: Bunny Deville: ***snip***


If the Jaguars were move cities, would you still follow them or would you go free agent?
 
2012-11-08 03:42:47 PM  
 
2012-11-08 05:11:59 PM  

roc6783: Bunny Deville: Harv72b: Bunny Deville: ***snip***

If the Jaguars were move cities, would you still follow them or would you go free agent?


Depends on where they moved. LA? Probably not. Somewhere closer? I would be ecstatic, if it meant I could get to their games. I'm not ever moving back to Jacksonville. I do miss it and love it, though, and it was pure magic being there when they first started, even though I didn't even care for football at the time. But it doesn't matter, they're not going to move.
 
2012-11-08 05:47:41 PM  

Bunny Deville: Harv72b: Bunny Deville: I drank all of my beer on election night. Now I have to go through this SOBER. Ugh.

No rubbing alcohol or paint thinner available?

Don't be a meanybutt. My team is about to lose to the post-Peyton Colts. Isn't that enough hardship for one night?


Mouthwash then
 
2012-11-08 06:14:07 PM  
Indianapolis Colts at Jacksonville Jaguars:
Nothing like a real cupcake pick to start Week 10 off, except...Jacksonville's lone win of the season came against these very same Colts, in Indianapolis, way back in week 3. A few things have changed since then, however: the Jags have lost five straight with their average margin of defeat being nearly 17 points, and are still without 98% of their offense (Maurice Jones-Drew). Andrew Luck has continued to progress for Indy, and threw for more yards last Sunday (433) than Blaine Gabbert did in weeks 2-4 combined. Add to that the fact that Jacksonville is dead last in the league in sacks (3 behind the next-worst teams), and this doesn't look any better than, well...every other matchup the Jaguars face. 27-10
 
2012-11-08 06:14:48 PM  

roc6783: Harv72b:

[i.qkme.me image 400x400]


Use these powers for good, not evil. ;)
 
2012-11-08 07:27:34 PM  
Half the Colts shaved their head for this game for Chuckstrong. I think they'll roll the Jags tonight. I don't know if they can ride this wave forever but I don't think it breaks tonight. I predict plenty of Gabbert on the bench sitting alone with a backwards hat
 
2012-11-08 07:28:32 PM  
Just because I picked him up on FFL waiver this week, Luck will probably throw for negative yards and get a menagerie of picks
 
2012-11-08 07:30:31 PM  
Those poor New Yorkers dealing with all this support from NOLA

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2012-11-08 07:33:14 PM  

MrVeach: Just because I picked him up on FFL waiver this week, Luck will probably throw for negative yards and get a menagerie of picks


8 team league?
 
2012-11-08 07:34:39 PM  
Things have gotten so desperate for my fantasy team that I'm forced to start TY Hilton. Good thing I didn't invest money.
 
2012-11-08 07:37:26 PM  

spanarkelspinner: Things have gotten so desperate for my fantasy team that I'm forced to start TY Hilton. Good thing I didn't invest money.


People play for free? What's the point?
 
2012-11-08 07:38:59 PM  

MBTAhole: MrVeach: Just because I picked him up on FFL waiver this week, Luck will probably throw for negative yards and get a menagerie of picks

8 team league?


Yezzir
 
2012-11-08 07:39:22 PM  

spanarkelspinner: Things have gotten so desperate for my fantasy team that I'm forced to start TY Hilton. Good thing I didn't invest money.


My team is thin with byes/injuries this week so I have to run with Luck. Vick ballard, and Colts D. Not worried too much about Luck. Just a hunch on Colts D and there weren't many better options. Thursday games usually lead to a lot of mistakes and the Colts shaved their heads. Really could be 2 pts or 25 though.
 
2012-11-08 07:41:07 PM  
I'll never understand why the Jags let Coughlin go.
 
2012-11-08 07:43:30 PM  

irishman4: spanarkelspinner: Things have gotten so desperate for my fantasy team that I'm forced to start TY Hilton. Good thing I didn't invest money.

People play for free? What's the point?


Right? I only enjoy things that cost money.
 
2012-11-08 07:48:17 PM  

Hardy-r-r: I'll never understand why the Jags let Coughlin go.


IIRC, there were major differences of opinions when it came to players that Coughlin wanted and what everyone else in the front office thought he should work with. Plus I think they didn't like the "Coughlin way".
 
2012-11-08 07:48:39 PM  
Melissa Stark is a hot older woman. There, I said it.
 
2012-11-08 07:48:58 PM  
Going up against Luck in my FFL, hope he breaks a leg tonight. And I have Rodgers on a bye this week, I have to start Fumbles, er Vick.
 
2012-11-08 07:49:37 PM  

VvonderJesus: irishman4: spanarkelspinner: Things have gotten so desperate for my fantasy team that I'm forced to start TY Hilton. Good thing I didn't invest money.

People play for free? What's the point?

Right? I only enjoy things that cost money.


I bet you're a blast at a casino
 
2012-11-08 07:51:16 PM  
I recommend everyone watch the FSU/VT game.

Just watch it long enough to see the umpire call one or two penalties. It is hilarious.
 
2012-11-08 07:51:41 PM  

MrVeach: VvonderJesus: irishman4: spanarkelspinner: Things have gotten so desperate for my fantasy team that I'm forced to start TY Hilton. Good thing I didn't invest money.

People play for free? What's the point?

Right? I only enjoy things that cost money.

I bet you're a blast at a casino


They're building one nearby in the next few years. I told my wife to change the password to my 401k and never tell me under any circumstances.
 
2012-11-08 07:52:50 PM  
Jags football, but at least it is football.

/I think
 
2012-11-08 07:57:25 PM  
My FF RBs this season...

MJD
Murray
Benson
McFadden


Jennings
Ballard

*sigh*
 
2012-11-08 07:57:44 PM  
Speaking of fantasy, I have VIck Ballard and Rashad Jennings going in my $100 league

/yes, those are my starting running backs
//injuries
///fark im not making the playoffs
 
2012-11-08 07:58:13 PM  

muck4doo: Jags football, but at least it is football.

/I think


They'll still score more points than soccer. (Hopefully)
 
2012-11-08 07:59:23 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: My FF RBs this season...

MJD
Murray
Benson
McFadden

Jennings
Ballard

*sigh*


Damn you McFadden
 
2012-11-08 08:01:58 PM  

irishman4: Speaking of fantasy, I have VIck Ballard and Rashad Jennings going in my $100 league

/yes, those are my starting running backs
//injuries
///fark im not making the playoffs


Those aren't bad for this week. Not great or wonderful, but not bad.
 
2012-11-08 08:02:40 PM  

Hardy-r-r: I'll never understand why the Jags let Coughlin go.


Same reason the Giants almost did.....twice
 
2012-11-08 08:05:19 PM  
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Let's do this! 
 
2012-11-08 08:07:15 PM  
Just accepted a trade in Di's Sports Tab All Stars league. I initially offered Carson Palmer and Jimmy Graham for Gronk. He countered with Dwayne Bowe and Jimmy Graham for Gronk. Accepted.

/Got Brady starting, but Palmer looks like he is going to be a beast down the stretch.
//Glad i got to keep him. The guy i traded with has Cam as his only QB. Thought Palmer would help him more.
///Brady and Gronk together means i don't have to pay attention to the saints
 
2012-11-08 08:07:52 PM  

Tickle Mittens: Let's do this! 


Well isn't that just farking adorable.

It's gonna be a long night...

:-)
 
2012-11-08 08:08:29 PM  

Ow! That was my feelings!: My FF RBs this season...

MJD
Murray
Benson
McFadden

Jennings
Ballard

*sigh*


I'm with you. ha
 
2012-11-08 08:09:37 PM  
Oh goddamn it, chocolate diamond commercials are back. And chocolate diamonds are as ugly as ever.
 
2012-11-08 08:11:19 PM  

Bunny Deville: Oh goddamn it, chocolate diamond commercials are back. And chocolate diamonds are as ugly as ever.


I'll take them all. I don't care how ugly they are. I like pretty rocks.
 
2012-11-08 08:11:55 PM  
It's nice that the announcer shaved his head too.
 
2012-11-08 08:13:13 PM  

mr_a: I think will catch up on watching my recordings of the 2003 semifinals of the World Checkers Championships.


Save 'em for Monday.
A mother may love this one, but even Todd Akin would abort Monday's tard fetus.
 
2012-11-08 08:14:37 PM  
This will be a smaller than usual thread. Are there any other Jags fans other than Bunny?
 
2012-11-08 08:15:04 PM  
So, who are the guys on the Colts who didn't shave their heads?
 
2012-11-08 08:15:51 PM  

muck4doo: This will be a smaller than usual thread. Are there any other Jags fans other than Bunny?


There are one or two, but they're not regulars.

Are there any Colts fans at all?
 
2012-11-08 08:16:13 PM  

Bunny Deville: muck4doo: This will be a smaller than usual thread. Are there any other Jags fans other than Bunny?

There are one or two, but they're not regulars.

Are there any Colts fans at all?


Good question.
 
2012-11-08 08:16:57 PM  
Damn dust.
 
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