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(Courier Mail)   18-year-old from Georgia tweets she wants to move to Australia, "because their president is a Christian and actually supports what he says." Except Australia has a Prime Minister who is a woman and an atheist and lives in sin with a man   (couriermail.com.au ) divider line
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2012-11-08 01:19:57 AM  
Ja...I am Australian 

s11.postimage.org
 
2012-11-08 01:38:29 AM  
Just about what you'd expect from a Georgian highschooler.
 
2012-11-08 01:43:26 AM  
Truthy!
 
2012-11-08 01:48:54 AM  
And just think...in two more years she'll be able to vote.
 
2012-11-08 02:01:26 AM  
This is the best part of TFA!

resources2.news.com.au
 
2012-11-08 02:01:28 AM  
Copy cats, I was going to do if Romney got elected.
 
2012-11-08 02:09:33 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: This is the best part of TFA!

[resources2.news.com.au image 650x488]


I knew there was a reason I wanted to move to Australia. Now if only they didn't have so many farking bugs, insects, and animals that will kill you in your sleep.
 
2012-11-08 02:12:21 AM  
I encourage all Republicans to move to any other Western country so that they can finally learn what Socialism REALLY is.
 
2012-11-08 02:22:04 AM  
Well, Australia does have guns, of course. But you need a "genuine reason" to get one, and "self defence" isn't one of them.

Link
 
2012-11-08 02:25:37 AM  
Australian women are awesome.
 
2012-11-08 02:39:13 AM  
I love how as Americans we think we're just welcome to move into any country we want. Manifest destiny!
 
2012-11-08 02:47:56 AM  
Guess who voted for Romney....
 
2012-11-08 03:03:18 AM  

Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.


Especially this one:

resources3.news.com.au

Your balls are this salty.
 
2012-11-08 03:31:30 AM  
www.lamiradatheatre.com

Georgians say the darndest things!
 
2012-11-08 03:50:00 AM  
She sure is purdy.
 
2012-11-08 03:53:24 AM  
Australia probably wouldn't have her. They have some immigration regs that you must be able to contribute to society. Tweets do not count
 
2012-11-08 04:02:36 AM  

Eat More Possum: Australia probably wouldn't have her. They have some immigration regs that you must be able to contribute to society. Tweets do not count


But she's Republican, that totally counts as being the most awesome thing ever to the rest of the world. It's what they all strive for and wish they could achieve. Right?!?!
 
2012-11-08 04:20:55 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: And just think...in two more years she'll be able to vote.


Oops, nevermind. Misread her age as 16. :/
 
2012-11-08 05:03:34 AM  

steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

Your balls are this salty.


She's not a lady you want to piss off...

/visited Parliament House today, saw the very place that confrontation happened
//no sign of the impression in Abbott's chair from when he shiat himself in fear
///CSB
 
2012-11-08 05:15:37 AM  

Paris1127: steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

Your balls are this salty.

She's not a lady you want to piss off...

/visited Parliament House today, saw the very place that confrontation happened
//no sign of the impression in Abbott's chair from when he shiat himself in fear
///CSB


First Leigh Sales, then Julia, then the women of Austria. If he's still Opposition Leader at the next erection, FSM help him.
 
2012-11-08 05:24:53 AM  
She looks crazy. Must be something in the water fountains.
 
2012-11-08 05:26:11 AM  
whatdoumeme.com
 
2012-11-08 05:26:22 AM  
This counts as news? A kid in Georgia is an idiot?
 
2012-11-08 05:28:49 AM  
an obvious troll and everyone that believes what she said is nothing but a fool.

I cant believe this made fark.
 
2012-11-08 05:28:51 AM  

m3000: BarkingUnicorn: This is the best part of TFA!

[resources2.news.com.au image 650x488]

I knew there was a reason I wanted to move to Australia. Now if only they didn't have so many farking bugs, insects, and animals that will kill you in your sleep.


Mmmm, snakes.

images.brisbanetimes.com.au 

We have legalised prostitution in most areas, if that's any comfort.
 
2012-11-08 05:28:55 AM  
I'd be damned pissed if she can emigrate and I can't.
 
2012-11-08 05:29:09 AM  

steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

Your balls are this salty.


She has been one of the best Federal Chancellor's ever.
 
2012-11-08 05:31:28 AM  
Don't tell her.
 
2012-11-08 05:32:27 AM  
Didn't something like this happen last presidential election, almost verbatim?
 
2012-11-08 05:33:26 AM  
Traveling from Georgia to Australia is quite easy -- just a short trip across the Crimea and the Carpathian mountains. You can pretty much hitchhike there.
 
2012-11-08 05:34:46 AM  
What a provoked female leader may look like:

Link
 
2012-11-08 05:42:56 AM  
The full story is that that speech was done to defend a bigger sexist. The More You Know
 
2012-11-08 05:45:25 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2012-11-08 05:45:39 AM  

stringbad: The full story is that that speech was done to defend a bigger sexist. The More You Know


No, no, it wasn't. The more you know.
 
2012-11-08 05:46:07 AM  

Bathia_Mapes: And just think...in two more years she'll be able to vote.


You just made my teeth chatter in terror.
 
2012-11-08 05:46:07 AM  
With the exception that everything there wants to kill you, Australia sounds AWESOME!
 
2012-11-08 05:50:34 AM  

Paris1127: steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

Your balls are this salty.

She's not a lady you want to piss off...

/visited Parliament House today, saw the very place that confrontation happened
//no sign of the impression in Abbott's chair from when he shiat himself in fear
///CSB


Holy jeebus...I think I got blisters just watching that. Trying to imagine that same scene playing out in Congress.....
 
2012-11-08 05:52:03 AM  
Repubs are so dumb! This is the line to paint an entire group of people by the words or actions of a lone southern high school girl, right?

Is that Obamaphone lady is a good representative of the democrat voters?
 
2012-11-08 05:52:58 AM  

Smashed Hat: I love how as Americans we think we're just welcome to move into any country we want. Manifest destiny!


Presumably the ones who are claiming they'd move to another country are also the ones would *could* do it.
 
2012-11-08 05:53:29 AM  
resources0.news.com.au
The Gods Must Be Crazy 2012 starring Kristen.
 
2012-11-08 05:53:38 AM  

Paris1127: She's not a lady you want to piss off...


Holy shiat, I watched the whole thing. Can we import her to the States? Does she have a twin sister?
 
2012-11-08 05:53:45 AM  

Paris1127: steerforth: Cubansaltyballs: Australian women are awesome.

Especially this one:

[resources3.news.com.au image 650x366]

Your balls are this salty.

She's not a lady you want to piss off...

/visited Parliament House today, saw the very place that confrontation happened
//no sign of the impression in Abbott's chair from when he shiat himself in fear
///CSB


Yes, it was a beautifully scripted speech. I wonder how long they were sitting on it before they found an opportunity to use it.
Also such as shame that anyone watching that video gets to miss out on it's context; Gillard disgustingly defending Mr Slipper at all costs.
I guess feminist idealogy can beconveniently pushed aside when your stolen Prime Minister's position is at risk.
 
2012-11-08 05:55:49 AM  

steerforth: stringbad: The full story is that that speech was done to defend a bigger sexist. The More You Know

No, no, it wasn't. The more you know.


The speech was ready before it was needed. The governments speaker retired to take one from the opposition to shore up numbers in a slim government majority. They lifted a questionable individual from the opposition to the second highest rank in the land for political gain at the cost of parliaments reputation. The speech was in defence of him being sacked by the parliaments vote. Refute any of this.
 
2012-11-08 05:56:38 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: Well, Australia does have guns, of course. But you need a "genuine reason" to get one, and "self defence" isn't one of them.

Link


From the link: a "Genuine Reason" must be given, relating to pest control, hunting, target shooting, or collecting

Sounds like a grueling application process.
 
2012-11-08 05:56:51 AM  

betelgeux: Repubs are so dumb! This is the line to paint an entire group of people by the words or actions of a lone southern high school girl, right?


No, we paint Republicans by the words of their membership, who state things like slavery being "a blessing in disguise," "legitimate rape" as opposed to fake rape (wtf?), and those who simultaneously hold Ayn Rand in the same esteem as Jesus (Ryan).

Because you know, Jesus said eat the poor.
 
2012-11-08 05:58:38 AM  
The Australian Government is the first to say how high when your president says jump.
 
2012-11-08 05:59:07 AM  

syrynxx: She sure is purdy.


She's still got all her teeth!

Ishkur: Traveling from Georgia to Australia is quite easy -- just a short trip across the Crimea and the Carpathian mountains. You can pretty much hitchhike there.


I really couldn't figure out a better way to work in Georgia/not Georgia.
 
2012-11-08 05:59:38 AM  

EVERYTHING IN AUSTRALIA WANTS TO MURDER YOU. WORST. DESTINATION. EVER.

 
2012-11-08 06:00:09 AM  
All Republicans should actually move to the Philippines.

All the God and guns you could ever want, labors costs next to nothing, they worship military virtues, and if you're white, you're instantly at the pinnacle of the social hierarchy. Plus, if you live in the Deep South, the weather's pretty much the same.

Just please wait until I leave before you start showing up.
 
2012-11-08 06:00:38 AM  
I was seriously considering Canada if Palin had run in the Primary, made it through, and got elected. The main difference is that I knew what I was getting into, Canada is much closer than someplace like Australia, I apparently have dual citizenship, and I fell in love with Vancouver.

The difference is that I was making an informed decision, whereas all these Righties were just parroting a talkig point, with no clue as to what they were saying.

What made these morons choose Australia of all places anyway? Has anyone figured out who started that?
 
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