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2012-11-08 09:42:26 AM
In a recent interview with the OC Weekly, Oderus stated about this year's presidential election, "I don't know if I want to vote. But I will vote, with my bronze sword. I can tell you that both candidates will be put to death at our show, and we will sew them into one that has the worst policies of both. Where we come from, there is no voting. We settle all of our differences with gladiatorial combat. I am not really backing this whole political process. The only reason we have politicians on our planet, is so they can be crucified. Everything is solved through wars. No debates, no campaigns, no stickers no ballot boxes, and no White House. And the only poll is a huge long pole made of scalding hot red iron."

Now that's a political ideology I can believe in.
 
2012-11-08 09:52:45 AM

Elegy: In a recent interview with the OC Weekly, Oderus stated about this year's presidential election, "I don't know if I want to vote. But I will vote, with my bronze sword. I can tell you that both candidates will be put to death at our show, and we will sew them into one that has the worst policies of both. Where we come from, there is no voting. We settle all of our differences with gladiatorial combat. I am not really backing this whole political process. The only reason we have politicians on our planet, is so they can be crucified. Everything is solved through wars. No debates, no campaigns, no stickers no ballot boxes, and no White House. And the only poll is a huge long pole made of scalding hot red iron."

Now that's a political ideology I can believe in.


Got that right.

Vote Oderus Urungus 2016

'I will kill all you motherfarkers!!'
 
2012-11-08 09:52:59 AM
English is hard.
 
2012-11-08 09:54:13 AM
These GWAR guys, they will go far.
 
2012-11-08 10:02:15 AM
Hey... Gwar comes from space. They ever been to Kolob?
You'd think they'd back Romney as kindred aliens or something.
 
2012-11-08 10:03:45 AM
Was Oderus not around for the past 4 years as Obama was in the White House?

/maybe he thinks it was the white half the first 4 years?
 
2012-11-08 10:05:18 AM
I'm farking sick of white-ass, motherfarking rich people running this farking country.

QFT
 
2012-11-08 10:16:27 AM
Their Obama/Hilary show was hilarious.

/used to have a white shirt.
 
2012-11-08 10:32:26 AM
can't wait to find out Insane Clown Posse's opinion of the election day results.
 
2012-11-08 10:36:04 AM

KrispyKritter: can't wait to find out Insane Clown Posse's opinion of the election day results.


GWAR farked them to death so they are unavailable.
 
2012-11-08 10:51:20 AM
"I'm farking sick of white-ass, motherfarking rich people running this farking country. I'm from Antarctica, but anyone could tell you the days of George Washington are way over. The United States Of America, as much as it is 'the land of the free and the home of the brave,' we did drop two atomic bombs on innocent people, we committed genocide on Native Americans and we built our economy up with slavery. And it's about time that a different color took over, I think. I think white people everywhere are very scared tonight, and I'm really stoked about that."
 
2012-11-08 10:53:44 AM
KILL FOR PEACE!
 
2012-11-08 12:02:33 PM
could someone explain QFT to me? I know its means Quoted For Truth, or something close to that.. just because you quote something doesn't make it true...

Anyway.. just wanted to say i love gwars whole stance on this bullshiat
 
2012-11-08 12:04:16 PM
Subby, you're english is no more good then some children speak it. Looser!

/Your headline is bad, and you should feel bad.
 
2012-11-08 12:15:16 PM

Agarista: /used to have a white shirt.



Yeah, very much this. My clothes never completely recovered.
 
2012-11-08 12:21:28 PM

HatMadeOfAss: Subby, you're english is no more good then some children speak it. Looser!

/Your headline is bad, and you should feel bad.


johnhoff3.files.wordpress.com
Agrees.

/Sucks season three isn't happening
 
2012-11-08 12:44:45 PM

Vash's Apprentice: HatMadeOfAss: Subby, you're english is no more good then some children speak it. Looser!

/Your headline is bad, and you should feel bad.

[johnhoff3.files.wordpress.com image 300x202]
Agrees.

/Sucks season three isn't happening


Always remember Ask Not the Innkeeper.

/also sad for no S3...fark you Space
 
2012-11-08 04:40:28 PM
Did Dave forget he was in costume or something? He wasn't using his usual Oderus voice there.
 
2012-11-08 05:35:16 PM

Icetech3: could someone explain QFT to me? I know its means Quoted For Truth, or something close to that.. just because you quote something doesn't make it true...

Anyway.. just wanted to say i love gwars whole stance on this bullshiat


I thought it was Quite Farking True?
 
2012-11-08 09:17:11 PM
I don't have the time to watch right now...does he rip her shirt off at any point, or is it just a waste of time?
 
2012-11-09 12:20:19 PM
if there was a space shark with a penis, Gwar jumped it in '93

yawwwnnn
 
2012-11-09 01:00:47 PM

Haliburton Cummings: if there was a space shark with a penis, Gwar jumped it in '93

yawwwnnn


This Toilet Earth came out in 1994 so your assessment sucks.
 
2012-11-09 10:49:31 PM

Mr. Pokeylope: Icetech3: could someone explain QFT to me? I know its means Quoted For Truth, or something close to that.. just because you quote something doesn't make it true...

Anyway.. just wanted to say i love gwars whole stance on this bullshiat

I thought it was Quite Farking True?


I've heard it interpreted as "quit farking talking" before. I have trouble keeping things like this straight sometimes though, so I don't truthfully know the correct definition anymore.
 
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