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2012-11-08 01:04:08 PM  

soakitincider: Lord_Baull: soakitincider: JusticeandIndependence: soakitincider: top of that obama rules through decree

Cite one example please.

http://www.cnn.com/2012/08/15/us/immigration-deferred-deportation/ind e x.html
http://www.examiner.com/article/president-obama-signs-executive-order - allowing-for-control-over-all-us-resources


I offer you a list of presidents that ruled through decree.

using executive orders is the asshole backdoor method of getting what you want when the populace does not want that same thing. None of those presidents are justified in doing what they did. It's an action for assholes.


Yes, how dare the president weasel his way in to designing the US flag and starting an investigation into the death of John F Kennedy!! These are issues Congress should argue about for months!!!
 
2012-11-08 01:20:23 PM  
There are well over 3 million democrats living in Texas. We are not willing to give up Texas without a fight.To all of you Americans out there that wan't us to succede HELL NO WE WON'T GO!! Texas will become a blue state within my life time. I am saving all of my empty bottles to collect the republican tears when this happens. I intend to sell them on EBAY.
 
2012-11-08 01:29:22 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: In short, man up, you soppy vaginas. A black man in the White House isn't the end of the world. You'll live.

In the end, I think that's what it's always been about with these people. All of the other issues with Obama ( and there are some legitimate ones ) are just window dressing...


Interesting: Almost all of my friends are liberal Obama fans. My parents, and almost all of their friends HATE Obama because he's a socialist (though they can't enumerate what that means, but they all listen to FOX and make $300k+/year). My brother and almost all of his friends (
Wednesday morning my mom was saying things like "Dammit, four more years of shiatty economy and the rest of the world laughing at us." I pointed out that the DOW grew incredibly in the last 4 years, unemployment dropped, housing starts and durable good mfg. grew, Al Qaeda chiefs were killed, gun laws were relaxed, ~40 million more US citizens will be covered by health insurance (including a granddaughter and a couple of great-grandkids), her Social Security and Medicare aren't scheduled to be privatized and the rest of the world is relieved we don't have a jingoistic lunatic like Bush or Romney in charge of our armed forces. Her response: "I don't know about all of that, but gas and milk prices are up." Because that's her definition of a shiatty economy. We live in Kansas, so my votes didn't really count for anything.
 
2012-11-08 01:29:45 PM  
Little did we know that our own free press would intentionally sabotage, deceive and withhold the truth from us in order to reelect a Socialist that still holds distain for our nation and contempt for its founding principles.

If you're going to write these witty yet snarky letters, at least learn how to spell. Otherwise, the Queen is going to laugh herself into a life ending heart attack.
 
2012-11-08 01:33:34 PM  

UNC_Samurai: To be fair, you can read a legitimate scholar like AJP Taylor and conclude that the Second World War was unnecessary...if there had been a better peace process after the First World War.


Which is a stupid thing to say. The Civil War wouldn't have been necessary if the Founding Fathers had made slavery unconstitutional (but they didn't). Christianity wouldn't have happened if Joseph had throttled that bastard Jesus when he found out his virgin wife (???) had been diddling a deity. The dog would have caught the rabbit if he hadn't stopped to take a crap.

It's plenty easy to say things would have been different if only things had been different.
 
2012-11-08 01:46:59 PM  

Bungles: It's been well reported that the Queen and Michele Obama got on extremely well, more so than any previous First Lady, to the point of a genuine friendship.

So I imagine she'd reply "Look. I'm the most experienced statehead in the world. I''ve been doing this crap for 60 years. You''re a farking idiot."


Yeah, I'd be amused to read her reply. I never really got the impression that one became a Queen of England (without a husband) by playing nice...
 
2012-11-08 01:48:34 PM  

marcpen: So come on back to the motherlode, freepers. We can offer you a socialist welfare system with single payer health care, but totally free if you are poor. Free housing for the poor paid for by local taxes. Draconian gun control where even owning a handgun will get you five years, Legalised same-sex unions. A true 'State religion' although most of us are atheists. You'll fit right in.
Only joking. We don't want you.


Quoting because you said this far better than I did, and in the very Boobies. Bears repeating.

/friendly wave from Ireland
//no, we don't want them either
 
2012-11-08 01:49:38 PM  
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2012-11-08 01:49:40 PM  

Merry Sunshine: Gaseous Anomaly: Merry Sunshine: Texas isn't going anywhere. All of the population centers plus the Rio Grande Valley went for Obama.

/native Texan
//proud
///voted for Obama

Isn't that true more or less everywhere in the US? Cities are blue, rural areas are red.

I suppose. I'm just saying that Texas does not have the demographics for secession.


Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio are all among the 10 most populous cities in the US, too. 4th, 7th and 9th respectively, then Austin at 13th.
 
2012-11-08 02:03:11 PM  

Aquapope: Her response: "I don't know about all of that, but gas and milk prices are up." Because that's her definition of a shiatty economy. We live in Kansas, so my votes didn't really count for anything.


Wonder if it would kill her if you showed her that gas and milk prices have risen for every president since the start of time.
 
2012-11-08 02:24:03 PM  

Gaseous Anomaly: Is the current level of debt too high? The answer to that question is the opposite of the answer to the question "is the world willing to loan us arbitrarily large amounts of money at tiny-to-slightly-negative interest rates?"


Some people will never grasp this.
 
2012-11-08 02:28:11 PM  
Dear Free Republicans

Thank you for you letter. In the light of your failure to support the democratic process and give your allegiance to the properly elected President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable David Cameron, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up aluminium. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix ize will be replaced by the suffix ise. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation.

Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up vocabulary. Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up interspersed. There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often.

2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of -ize.

3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney,upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as Taggart will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is Devon. If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become shires e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire.

4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as Men Behaving Badly or Red Dwarf will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness.

5. You should relearn your original national anthem, God Save The Queen but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through.

6. You should stop playing American football. There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American football is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays American football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders,your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called rounders, which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs.

7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public.

8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called Indecisive Day.

9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time,you will go metric with immediate effect and conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour.

10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers.

11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself.

12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer,and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as Lager. The substances formerly known as American Beer will henceforth be referred to as Near-Frozen Knat's Urine,with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine. This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen,Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion.

13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or Gasoline, as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon- get used to it).

14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun.

15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy.

16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).

Yours Sincerely
HRH Queen ELizabeth II

/apologies to John Cleese, from whom this is unashamedly stolen.
 
2012-11-08 02:34:10 PM  

Slaxl: croesius: From the comments there:
"Barack was born in 1961, right? Kenya didn't get independence from Britain till 1963, right? Barack is British, who else would have the resources to forge his birth certificate if not the Queen of England?"

Dear god, he's onto something!

/I'm guessing cocaine.

That was me. See my comment above, I said the same thing here first and thought "I should say that on there and see what reaction I get". :P

Nothing so far :(

/But yeh, cocainebear.jpg.


Ah ha! Well done. I saw your post here on fark, and thought it was inspired by that freep quote. Nicely done.
 
2012-11-08 02:38:52 PM  

bulldg4life: At what point will the retards realize that every other western civilized country is more progressive than the US?

He'll, we have to drag them kicking and screaming in to the 1990s let alone get them to accept views that the rest of the world shares...


This.

For months I've watched in bemused astonishment as your right-wingers complain how liberal your country is. Truly a case of not being able to see the forest for the trees. Well, I suppose I have to grant that you are more liberal than eastern Europe is headed - but not by much. But still, c'mon.

Also you guys have a president that would have done the GOP of old proud.

/still bemused
// still astonished
/// I got nothing for the tuple+1th slashy
 
2012-11-08 02:49:13 PM  

deffuse:
Often wondered about this - if you hate socialism and socialised health care so much you want to leave America, you have a pretty poor selection of places to go an live (bar the eastern euro states - which are of course trying to start so they can get into the euro if they want). Not saying that any of the non-health care countries are terrible, just that they might have other things that these want-to-leavers might find 'wrong' in them..

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I love how Greenland is all big and blue - dominating the top of the map - all cause tiny Denmark is awesome.
 
2012-11-08 02:56:02 PM  

Nemo's Brother:

Canada will not allow poor or brown people into their country.


Sorry to trouble you, but:
Take. That. Back.
Please.

Also, if it's not too much bother, would you mind noting that we do in fact take poor people from many places - and usually their extended families too. We only discriminate against red people.

Thank you.
 
2012-11-08 03:05:53 PM  

WaffleStomper: Some liberal wrote that and tried to try and make those guys look bad. No self respecting American would ever write something like that.

It will be interesting in 2014 when the democrats lose even MORE seats in the house and probably the senate.


If you are trolling, good job. I took the bite.

If you are not, so 2014 is the new 2012 now? LOLOLOL.

We have been hearing, come November, come November.....

Well guess what, November came and went the other way than you hoped.

So, will 2014, if you do not learn and keep doubling down.
 
2012-11-08 03:11:38 PM  
Give the Gadsden flag back before you go, you unAmerican dicks.
 
2012-11-08 03:12:44 PM  

Aquapope: UNC_Samurai: To be fair, you can read a legitimate scholar like AJP Taylor and conclude that the Second World War was unnecessary...if there had been a better peace process after the First World War.

Which is a stupid thing to say. The Civil War wouldn't have been necessary if the Founding Fathers had made slavery unconstitutional (but they didn't). Christianity wouldn't have happened if Joseph had throttled that bastard Jesus when he found out his virgin wife (???) had been diddling a deity. The dog would have caught the rabbit if he hadn't stopped to take a crap.

It's plenty easy to say things would have been different if only things had been different.


It's not stupid. Taylor said that the Second World War was caused by a series of political blunders stemming from the Versailles Treaty. The peace agreement was negotiated during an armistice where German armies were still holding on to portions of France and nearly all of Belgium. The major parties came into that negotiation with very different understandings of their military situation. Britain and France considered themselves to have won a decisive military victory; Germany obviously thought otherwise, but their role in the negotiations was pre-determined by the British and the French. All of the give-and-take was over how best to put punitive measures on Germany, and they were expected to sit there and be thankful for even being allowed in the room.

Wilson told Clemenceau and George that imposing penalties on Germany without attempting to rebuild Europe's economy as a whole would have consequences. They didn't listen, and insisted on methods of reparations that caused hyperinflation in Germany in the 1920s. Combine economic collapse with the fact that the German public was increasingly misled about how the war was progressing only to be shocked back to reality in 1918-1919, and they went looking for people to blame and other people to fix the country. They got a political opportunist who eventually saw weakness in Western European foreign policy and responded with rather reckless expansionism to fix the slights, both perceived and real, of the terms of Versailles.

It just so happened that this political opportunist was the backbone of a political party with a radically dangerous social agenda. But if not Hitler, some other demagogue would have exploited that power vacuum. And you can go back further and further and blame Wilhelm, or even Bismarck, but there was an opportunity at Versailles to prevent kicking major economic and security problems down the road. But Clemenceau was too scared of seeing another large scale invasion, so he sewed the seeds of it happening again. Lloyd George was so desperate to repair the economy of his empire that he helped create the conditions by which it would be nearly bankrupted again. And Wilson's hubris allowed political opposition both in Versailles and in the U.S. Senate to undermine his ability to create an international organization that emerged from a second global conflict twenty years later.

Contrast that with American political leaders seeking compromise to form a government. They were able to hammer out compromises on a lot of things, including an eventual expiration to the international slave trade, but removing the economic backbone of four states (and parts of two others) was never going to be on the table. You couldn't prevent or cause a war in 1787; you could certainly make it more likely in 1820, 1845, 1850, and 1859.
 
2012-11-08 03:22:51 PM  

whollyholeyholy: Merry Sunshine: Gaseous Anomaly: Merry Sunshine: Texas isn't going anywhere. All of the population centers plus the Rio Grande Valley went for Obama.

/native Texan
//proud
///voted for Obama

Isn't that true more or less everywhere in the US? Cities are blue, rural areas are red.

I suppose. I'm just saying that Texas does not have the demographics for secession.

Houston, Dallas, and San Antonio are all among the 10 most populous cities in the US, too. 4th, 7th and 9th respectively, then Austin at 13th.


As I've been discussing in a couple other threads, Texas will be a swing state starting in in 2016 or 2018 depending how hard the Democrats start fighting here and (I believe) would have actually sent Tea Party favorite Ted Cruz away in favor of Paul Sadler if the Democrats had put resources behind him. McCain and Romney only won by the state about a million votes and in the next 4 years we are projected to grow by 2 million people, who demographically will vote Democrat before Republican. It will take one hell of a ground game to get out the vote, but I'm excited as hell for when it happens

/this of course may change depending on what Republicans do, but even if they moderate and try to appeal to hispanics, it will take at least a generation before they start winning them in significant numbers
//if dems nominate Castro in 2016 and have a good ground game, guarantee they will take Texas
///buy butthurt futures now!
 
2012-11-08 03:35:08 PM  

croesius: Slaxl: croesius: From the comments there:
"Barack was born in 1961, right? Kenya didn't get independence from Britain till 1963, right? Barack is British, who else would have the resources to forge his birth certificate if not the Queen of England?"

Dear god, he's onto something!

/I'm guessing cocaine.

That was me. See my comment above, I said the same thing here first and thought "I should say that on there and see what reaction I get". :P

Nothing so far :(

/But yeh, cocainebear.jpg.

Ah ha! Well done. I saw your post here on fark, and thought it was inspired by that freep quote. Nicely done.


What did I do wrong? No one commented on it in freeperville :( Wait, if people always respond to trolls because trolls enrage them does it mean they all agree with me? They read it and thought, "Barack was born in Kenya, so yes this makes sense... I like the cut of this chap's jib!" This was my first ever post in freeperland, disappointed with the outcome.

I see you're in Nashville, my brother's on holiday there right now, what's the mood like? I don't think anyone cares from the sounds of it.
 
2012-11-08 03:44:18 PM  

Mayhem_2006: [britishness]


By the way, while you are snickering at those uncouth redneck Americans, I must remind you that the reason the US is so backwards is the fault of the English.

You see, when you were sending people all over the world, you got this idea. You had, in the Puritains, these dour, right wing, black-clad, conservative, gun-toting, bible thumping psycho-Christians running around scaring everyone, confusing people by wearing buckles on their head so tightly they could hardly think.

So someone had an idea. Why don't we get these religious weirdos in a leaky, rickety boat and say "Get the FARK off the island". Go sail until you hit the New World and commit genocide on the indigenous peoples. Have a groovy time. Go have some witch trials. We're gonna go over here and have the Renaissance. And you sent them over here with guns and bibles.......but no farming implements.

So, all you holier-than-thou posh Britons who look down on the US, thanks for sending the best and brightest to start it off!

/apologies to Greg Proops, from whom this is unashamedly stolen
 
2012-11-08 03:50:42 PM  

Mayhem_2006: HRH Queen ELizabeth II


That's a strange way to abbreviate "Her Majesty".
 
2012-11-08 03:57:25 PM  

Slaxl: croesius: Slaxl: croesius: From the comments there:
"Barack was born in 1961, right? Kenya didn't get independence from Britain till 1963, right? Barack is British, who else would have the resources to forge his birth certificate if not the Queen of England?"

Dear god, he's onto something!

/I'm guessing cocaine.

That was me. See my comment above, I said the same thing here first and thought "I should say that on there and see what reaction I get". :P

Nothing so far :(

/But yeh, cocainebear.jpg.

Ah ha! Well done. I saw your post here on fark, and thought it was inspired by that freep quote. Nicely done.

What did I do wrong? No one commented on it in freeperville :( Wait, if people always respond to trolls because trolls enrage them does it mean they all agree with me? They read it and thought, "Barack was born in Kenya, so yes this makes sense... I like the cut of this chap's jib!" This was my first ever post in freeperland, disappointed with the outcome.

I see you're in Nashville, my brother's on holiday there right now, what's the mood like? I don't think anyone cares from the sounds of it.


Well, Nashville is essentially a blue dot in a red state, Memphis notwithstanding. Mood is pretty fly from what I've seen.
 
2012-11-08 03:57:27 PM  

ATRDCI: Mayhem_2006: [britishness]

By the way, while you are snickering at those uncouth redneck Americans, I must remind you that the reason the US is so backwards is the fault of the English.

You see, when you were sending people all over the world, you got this idea. You had, in the Puritains, these dour, right wing, black-clad, conservative, gun-toting, bible thumping psycho-Christians running around scaring everyone, confusing people by wearing buckles on their head so tightly they could hardly think.

So someone had an idea. Why don't we get these religious weirdos in a leaky, rickety boat and say "Get the FARK off the island". Go sail until you hit the New World and commit genocide on the indigenous peoples. Have a groovy time. Go have some witch trials. We're gonna go over here and have the Renaissance. And you sent them over here with guns and bibles.......but no farming implements.

So, all you holier-than-thou posh Britons who look down on the US, thanks for sending the best and brightest to start it off!

/apologies to Greg Proops, from whom this is unashamedly stolen


Greg who?
 
2012-11-08 04:09:48 PM  

Mayhem_2006: Dear Free Republicans

Thank you for you letter. In the light of your failure to support the democratic process and give your allegiance to the properly elected President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she does not fancy. Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable David Cameron, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. You should look up revocation in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up aluminium. Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix ize will be replaced by the suffix ise. You will learn that the suffix 'burgh' is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation.


I'm already there...
 
2012-11-08 04:37:45 PM  

ukexpat: ATRDCI: Mayhem_2006: [britishness]

By the way, while you are snickering at those uncouth redneck Americans, I must remind you that the reason the US is so backwards is the fault of the English.

You see, when you were sending people all over the world, you got this idea. You had, in the Puritains, these dour, right wing, black-clad, conservative, gun-toting, bible thumping psycho-Christians running around scaring everyone, confusing people by wearing buckles on their head so tightly they could hardly think.

So someone had an idea. Why don't we get these religious weirdos in a leaky, rickety boat and say "Get the FARK off the island". Go sail until you hit the New World and commit genocide on the indigenous peoples. Have a groovy time. Go have some witch trials. We're gonna go over here and have the Renaissance. And you sent them over here with guns and bibles.......but no farming implements.

So, all you holier-than-thou posh Britons who look down on the US, thanks for sending the best and brightest to start it off!

/apologies to Greg Proops, from whom this is unashamedly stolen

Greg who?


Greg PROOPS; most famous for work on both the UK and US versions of Whose LIne is it Anyway? among other things was also one of the announcers (Fode) in Star Wars Episode I
 
2012-11-08 07:00:09 PM  

WaffleStomper: Some liberal wrote that and tried to try and make those guys look bad. No self respecting American would ever write something like that.

It will be interesting in 2014 when the democrats lose even MORE seats in the house and probably the senate.


More predictions from a Republican loser. lol
 
2012-11-08 07:36:11 PM  

Beaver1224: fusillade762: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Sadly, the right-wing nutjob's threats to leave the country never come true. They always want to take some part of it with them.

To be fair, the left-wing nutjob's threats to leave the country never come true either.


But at least they made sense - Canada is more liberal than the US. In fact everywhere is.
 
2012-11-08 07:57:39 PM  

kg2095: Beaver1224: fusillade762: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Sadly, the right-wing nutjob's threats to leave the country never come true. They always want to take some part of it with them.

To be fair, the left-wing nutjob's threats to leave the country never come true either.

But at least they made sense - Canada is more liberal than the US. In fact everywhere is.


True. I just try to be as fair as I can.
 
2012-11-08 08:36:18 PM  

Cythraul: Great_Milenko: I love the one who told the Queen, "All is forgiven". How magnanimous. As if anyone outside our borders gives two squirts of piss about teatards and their sand filled vaginas.

You don't know? Our 'American Exceptionalism' (tm) is world famous. We are relevant and important to all other nations and peoples of the world.


Yes that is true.

We all watch your movies and TV shows. We listen to your music. We browse your websites and use your latest iGadgets. We wear your baseball caps, jeans, and chinos. And we have adopted your slang - even in England the home of English.

And in the news we see what is happening in America. We've seen the embarrassingly awful Republican conventions. We've seen your elected representatives talking about how some women rape easy, and about trans-vaginal probes, and legitimate rape. We see with sickening regularity yet another mass shooting. And we wonder, what in the wide, wide world of sports is going on over there? What happened to the United States and who are these imposters?

This is how we used to see you

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And this is a horrible tragedy

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2012-11-09 08:54:01 AM  

kg2095: Cythraul: Great_Milenko: I love the one who told the Queen, "All is forgiven". How magnanimous. As if anyone outside our borders gives two squirts of piss about teatards and their sand filled vaginas.

You don't know? Our 'American Exceptionalism' (tm) is world famous. We are relevant and important to all other nations and peoples of the world.

Yes that is true.

We all watch your movies and TV shows. We listen to your music. We browse your websites and use your latest iGadgets. We wear your baseball caps, jeans, and chinos. And we have adopted your slang - even in England the home of English.

And in the news we see what is happening in America. We've seen the embarrassingly awful Republican conventions. We've seen your elected representatives talking about how some women rape easy, and about trans-vaginal probes, and legitimate rape. We see with sickening regularity yet another mass shooting. And we wonder, what in the wide, wide world of sports is going on over there? What happened to the United States and who are these imposters?


Empires die a hard death. Hope for us that we have some level of prosperity for our citizens after its all over, and that we come through a much wiser nation.
 
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