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(FreeMonachy.com)   Free Republic sends an Open letter of apology to the Queen. No, not Nate Silver, the other one   (freerepublic.com) divider line 332
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2012-11-08 02:45:28 AM
So come on back to the motherlode, freepers. We can offer you a socialist welfare system with single payer health care, but totally free if you are poor. Free housing for the poor paid for by local taxes. Draconian gun control where even owning a handgun will get you five years, Legalised same-sex unions. A true 'State religion' although most of us are atheists. You'll fit right in.
Only joking. We don't want you.
 
2012-11-08 02:53:59 AM
so ::yadda yadda yadda:: that they would blindly elect an unqualified charlatan, let alone reelect him.

Says the guy who voted for W. Twice.
 
2012-11-08 04:36:56 AM

marcpen: So come on back to the motherlode, freepers. We can offer you a socialist welfare system with single payer health care, but totally free if you are poor. Free housing for the poor paid for by local taxes. Draconian gun control where even owning a handgun will get you five years, Legalised same-sex unions. A true 'State religion' although most of us are atheists. You'll fit right in.
Only joking. We don't want you.


Don't we? I thought that's why we took an poor child from an obscure village in British ruled Kenya, shipped him to Hawaii and set him on course to re-integrate the colonies back into the Empire. Who else had the power to forge birth certificates, plant stories in papers, rig elections if not our beloved Queen?

Yes, Americans. Donald Trump was right. How do you feel now? Hahahahaauh... uh oh. The Queen's looking pissed at me. I probably shouldn't hit add comment or i'll undo all her hard work. Ah, but this is Fark, you guys won't tell anyone, right? Yeah, we cool.
 
2012-11-08 07:37:26 AM
Because America becoming a British colony again would totally prevent any form of nationalized health care? I'm sorry, I'm having a hard time following the logic here.
 
2012-11-08 07:42:55 AM
More flailing from conservative sore losers. I love the presumption that the Queen of England would even be interested in an apology or any contact by conservatives. I would not be surprised she is of the opinion that it is an God Slinger Right Winger problem and beneath her station to deal with petty political whining. Of course, this is saying this is a real letter written by a conservative with enough clout for it to be taken seriously as opposed to yet another unhinged and liquored up ranter throwing a hissy fit.

I hope conservatives keep up the steady stream of posts like this. After 4 years of right-wing-nut bullshiat about the president, the country, dog-whistle politics and Christian sponsored misogyny, schadenfreude pie is quite tasty. I will not tire of the taste for few weeks at least.
 
2012-11-08 07:52:21 AM
From Bin Laden to the Confederacy to the monarchy, Republicans seem to empathize strongest with the traditional enemies of America. Wonder why?
 
2012-11-08 07:56:14 AM
Oh, why don't you Freepers and crazy ass mofos just shut the hell up? Seriously, just grow the fark up.
 
2012-11-08 07:56:54 AM
Do it, or move to Texas and secede. I won't even put up a fight. You guys win, you won your independence. Viva la Revolution!

wait, you want a fight? So even if you tried to secede and we just let you, you'd get all pissy too because we're not putting up a fight? Man, you lot are a bunch of attention whores, aren't you?
 
2012-11-08 07:57:26 AM
I'm sure the freepers would just love the UK. With their free healthcare and extensive welfare system and the Labour Party being the second most powerful political party in government. They'll fit RIGHT in,
 
2012-11-08 07:57:48 AM
Does this have anything at all to do with Mitt's promise to make sure the WH had two busts of Churchill in it at all times?

/Just trying to make sense of this.
 
2012-11-08 07:58:15 AM
Whiny emo pussies.
 
2012-11-08 07:59:39 AM
Wait that makes it sound like labour are in government. They're the opposition party is what I meant.
 
2012-11-08 07:59:59 AM
The British don't want you, jerkoffs. And we also don't want you in Canada, farksticks. Nor do they want you in any sane country populated mostly by white people--which are, let's face it, the only countries you want to live in.

These people hate the rest of their own country, but don't realize they'd hate the rest of the free world even more. It's so, so sad. But also so amazingly fun to watch them spin around until they get dizzy and trip over the piles of ammunition in their kitchen and fall over and lie on the kitchen floor, fat, flailing and confused by a changing world.
 
2012-11-08 08:01:17 AM
It's spelled Monarchy for farks sake.
 
2012-11-08 08:01:22 AM
Conservative butthurt tears are indeed the tastiest, don't you find? Yummy, yummy conservative butthurt tears. . . Ummmmmm.
 
2012-11-08 08:01:54 AM
Since most or all of Europe, Canada, and Australia are more Left than the US; are there any countries out there that are to the Right (other than the Muslim theocracies)?
 
2012-11-08 08:02:39 AM
Oh, and by the way, anyone who wants to jump in on any of the Commonwealth nations, just check out what the word Commonwealth means.

/hint: It's farking socialism.
 
2012-11-08 08:02:47 AM
CRY MOAR!

We survived eight years of Bush despite economic collapse and two costly wars, you can sure as fark survive eight years of slow but steady economic improvement, increased accessibility to health care, and less involvement in conflict under Obama.

Or, you know, move to Texas and secede like somedude210 said.
 
2012-11-08 08:03:39 AM
This is what passes for intelligent thoughtful commentary for right-wingers.
 
2012-11-08 08:05:20 AM
They could move to the UK, try to join the BNP, find out it's too liberal for them and form a new Republican Party if they want.

Or they could keep adding to the river of tears until it floods.
 
2012-11-08 08:05:23 AM

TalenLee: It's spelled Monarchy for farks sake.


I saw that and thought it might be a clever nod to Beck's "Oligarhy" thing rather than a typo.

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2012-11-08 08:06:14 AM
At what point will the retards realize that every other western civilized country is more progressive than the US?

He'll, we have to drag them kicking and screaming in to the 1990s let alone get them to accept views that the rest of the world shares...
 
2012-11-08 08:06:41 AM

somedude210: Do it, or move to Texas and secede. I won't even put up a fight. You guys win, you won your independence. Viva la Revolution!


I fully support this course of action provided that we close up our military bases first. If the great nation Teajas wants a military they can buy or build it themselves.

Can you imagine? Without all the teabaggers to pander to the Republicans might actually attempt to negotiate in good faith on policy, the House would shift towards a Democratic majority and the Senate would have close to a Democratic supermajority. It would be like driving down the freeway while dragging a refrigerator and finally cutting it loose.
 
2012-11-08 08:06:52 AM

Tomahawk513: CRY MOAR!

We survived eight years of Bush despite economic collapse and two costly wars, you can sure as fark survive eight years of slow but steady economic improvement, increased accessibility to health care, and less involvement in conflict under Obama.

Or, you know, move to Texas and secede like somedude210 said.


Unless we put up a fight, they won't do it. They like to feel like the victors
 
2012-11-08 08:07:54 AM
Wait, so now they want to be part of socialist Europe/Britain?

so confused...
 
2012-11-08 08:09:08 AM
Sent the link to Queen_UK on Twitter. Really hoping they send a reply, as whoever writes that Twitter feed is absolutely priceless.
 
2012-11-08 08:10:08 AM

markfara: Conservative butthurt tears are indeed the tastiest, don't you find? Yummy, yummy conservative butthurt tears. . . Ummmmmm.


Maybe they are trying to flood the country with their tears.
 
2012-11-08 08:10:21 AM
Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Sadly, the right-wing nutjob's threats to leave the country never come true. They always want to take some part of it with them.
 
2012-11-08 08:12:13 AM
I wonder what is like to entirely lack self awareness.
 
2012-11-08 08:12:26 AM
Dear American Idiots,

We really don't care. We're glad to be rid of you. So, bugger off.

- Queen Elizabeth II
 
2012-11-08 08:12:34 AM
Wow.

That was some EPIC butthurt.
 
2012-11-08 08:12:41 AM
I don't know about you guys, but I like their tears with a whisper of vermouth and two olives.
 
2012-11-08 08:12:44 AM

DesktopHippie: I'm sure the freepers would just love the UK. With their free healthcare and extensive welfare system and the Labour Party being the second most powerful political party in government. They'll fit RIGHT in,


Often wondered about this - if you hate socialism and socialised health care so much you want to leave America, you have a pretty poor selection of places to go an live (bar the eastern euro states - which are of course trying to start so they can get into the euro if they want). Not saying that any of the non-health care countries are terrible, just that they might have other things that these want-to-leavers might find 'wrong' in them..

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2012-11-08 08:12:48 AM
Bunch of farking drama queens...

I thought these "rugged individualists" were supposed to be tough?

It is hilarious that these mental midgets spent the last four years screaming about Obama's "Apology Tour", but then turn around and put out a soppy apology to a Queen, who has no power, in a country that is far more socialistic than anything these morons complain about here in the States.

In short, man up, you soppy vaginas. A black man in the White House isn't the end of the world. You'll live.
 
2012-11-08 08:13:03 AM

MisterLoki: I wonder what is like to entirely lack self awareness.


Just asking that question means you'll never know.
 
2012-11-08 08:13:26 AM

fusillade762: Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Sadly, the right-wing nutjob's threats to leave the country never come true. They always want to take some part of it with them.


To be fair, the left-wing nutjob's threats to leave the country never come true either.
 
2012-11-08 08:15:47 AM

deffuse: DesktopHippie: I'm sure the freepers would just love the UK. With their free healthcare and extensive welfare system and the Labour Party being the second most powerful political party in government. They'll fit RIGHT in,

Often wondered about this - if you hate socialism and socialised health care so much you want to leave America, you have a pretty poor selection of places to go an live (bar the eastern euro states - which are of course trying to start so they can get into the euro if they want). Not saying that any of the non-health care countries are terrible, just that they might have other things that these want-to-leavers might find 'wrong' in them..

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They'd want to choose a nation with a very strong pro God, anti homosexual slant. Where God is placed above mere mortal law.

So Iran. Or maybe Uganda. Iran would be more their kind of place I think.
 
2012-11-08 08:15:51 AM
Tough shiat we don't want you .. I know you're normally choking on your American exceptionalism cock and aren't big on knowing/caring about other countries but let me assure you:

Any politician who even mentions Jesus has just signed their political suicide note

We're not big on banning abortions.. under the it's-none-of-our-farking-business-I'm-cooking-stew clause.

Our press still have (just) enough integrity to make an issue when a politician is canvassing for something the complete opposite of what they said a week before.

America was formed in the first place from bigots who couldn't get their way here .. I guess history is as big an unknown unknown as geography.

We're not that big fans of the Royal Family but generally cba to change it.

cheerio!
 
2012-11-08 08:16:14 AM
Some liberal wrote that and tried to try and make those guys look bad. No self respecting American would ever write something like that.

It will be interesting in 2014 when the democrats lose even MORE seats in the house and probably the senate.
 
2012-11-08 08:18:10 AM

deffuse: DesktopHippie: I'm sure the freepers would just love the UK. With their free healthcare and extensive welfare system and the Labour Party being the second most powerful political party in government. They'll fit RIGHT in,

Often wondered about this - if you hate socialism and socialised health care so much you want to leave America, you have a pretty poor selection of places to go an live (bar the eastern euro states - which are of course trying to start so they can get into the euro if they want). Not saying that any of the non-health care countries are terrible, just that they might have other things that these want-to-leavers might find 'wrong' in them..


Every other western civilized industrialized nation has some form of universal healthcare with some level of government involvement.

Obamacare is on the extremely conservative restrictive end of that, too.

The right is left to wallow in their own filth while the rest of the world passes them by.

I hear Iran and Somolia are wonderful this time of year
 
2012-11-08 08:18:44 AM

Slaxl: marcpen: So come on back to the motherlode, freepers. We can offer you a socialist welfare system with single payer health care, but totally free if you are poor. Free housing for the poor paid for by local taxes. Draconian gun control where even owning a handgun will get you five years, Legalised same-sex unions. A true 'State religion' although most of us are atheists. You'll fit right in.
Only joking. We don't want you.

Don't we? I thought that's why we took an poor child from an obscure village in British ruled Kenya, shipped him to Hawaii and set him on course to re-integrate the colonies back into the Empire. Who else had the power to forge birth certificates, plant stories in papers, rig elections if not our beloved Queen?

Yes, Americans. Donald Trump was right. How do you feel now? Hahahahaauh... uh oh. The Queen's looking pissed at me. I probably shouldn't hit add comment or i'll undo all her hard work. Ah, but this is Fark, you guys won't tell anyone, right? Yeah, we cool.


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Loose lips sink ships.
 
2012-11-08 08:19:44 AM
It becomes pretty obvious that you just don't want the black guy in office when the guy you nominate to run against him is worse than him on all the issues you care about and you still cry like a man child when he loses.
 
2012-11-08 08:20:43 AM
I love the one who told the Queen, "All is forgiven". How magnanimous. As if anyone outside our borders gives two squirts of piss about teatards and their sand filled vaginas.
 
2012-11-08 08:22:18 AM

tudorgurl: Oh, why don't you Freepers and crazy ass mofos just shut the hell up? Seriously, just grow the fark up.


Politics is the last refuge of the animal mind. Every last shred of hatred, anger, frustration, and vitriol that used to serve as rationalization for tribal, and then national warfare, now has to be repressed.

Thus, you have people with political viewpoints that are not only contrary to their own self-interest (and obviously so), but viewpoints that are unable to withstand any level of logical scrutiny. This is because they are not based in logic, they are based in a subconscious drive to obtain resources, procreation and control the population of genetically unrelated groups.

And now, back to fart jokes.
 
2012-11-08 08:22:30 AM

RedEyedWings: The British don't want you, jerkoffs. And we also don't want you in Canada, farksticks. Nor do they want you in any sane country populated mostly by white people--which are, let's face it, the only countries you want to live in.

These people hate the rest of their own country, but don't realize they'd hate the rest of the free world even more. It's so, so sad. But also so amazingly fun to watch them spin around until they get dizzy and trip over the piles of ammunition in their kitchen and fall over and lie on the kitchen floor, fat, flailing and confused by a changing world.


Canada will not allow poor or brown people into their country.
 
2012-11-08 08:22:42 AM
Fricken Freeper drama queens....

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2012-11-08 08:22:52 AM
The FreeRepublicans are really wringing their hands over this election. Just from a glance over their website, they are:

- praying that America is not counted among Israel's enemies and that the liberal media will not deceive America
- blaming Evangelical Christians for not voting and allowing America to "plunge into darkness" (Freepers aren't very good at subtlety)
- still questioning Obama's past
- finally coming to terms with Nate Silver
- blaming Chris Christie/saying it's his fault that Obama won
- celebrating the possibility that meth may help fight influenza (yo Mr. White Power, let's cook)
- complaining about Joe "Sweet Jesus" Scarborough telling Republicans to stop blaming "LIBERAL MEDIA" for all their problems
- Obama won because "Romney didn't offer the Ghetto Slugs enough freebies" (Freepers are really bad at subtlety)
- talking about an armed robber who told a store clerk to vote for Obama, which is just a microcosm of the new Obama America where Obama thugs can take everything you own in the name of Obama (I wish I was kidding)

I would continue, but I'd get brain damage.
 
2012-11-08 08:23:27 AM

Great_Milenko: I love the one who told the Queen, "All is forgiven". How magnanimous. As if anyone outside our borders gives two squirts of piss about teatards and their sand filled vaginas.


You don't know? Our 'American Exceptionalism' (tm) is world famous. We are relevant and important to all other nations and peoples of the world.
 
2012-11-08 08:24:00 AM
It's been well reported that the Queen and Michele Obama got on extremely well, more so than any previous First Lady, to the point of a genuine friendship.

So I imagine she'd reply "Look. I'm the most experienced statehead in the world. I''ve been doing this crap for 60 years. You''re a farking idiot."
 
2012-11-08 08:24:39 AM
So they bypass secession and go straight to expatriation?
 
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