MisterTweak: Usually I think of a snarky email as a hardcore "f**k you, I'm outta here!". Trashing your entire office building with a sledgehammer, poop, pee, *and* more penis drawings than the draft sketches for the sistine chapel? That's going out like a boss, dude.'course, you're still going to jail for quite a while.
DrySocket: Drug problem, calling it now.
jtown: [crimeblog.dallasnews.com image 240x300][www.oinc.net image 174x198]
HenryFnord: "At one point while Molny was testifying, Snipes ordered Corea to "refrain from making faces at the witness."Cray cray alert, woo woo woo woo woo woo woo wooo
Mr. Shabooboo: Like Drew, I bet he hasn't been able to pass a bar in quite a while...
SwiftFox: thought you were always supposed to be able to face your accusers. I've been practicing my girning for months for my trial on garrotry and barrotry on the High Seas
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