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Look, if you don't expose little boys to radiation early, they won't grow tentacles when they get older. And without tentacles, they'll never satisfy a Japanese woman and be forced to be one of those sad people who marry anime pillows.
Gentlemen, let me propose the entirely unrealistic yet fundamentally more awesome engineering solution to nuclear and by definition waste in it's entirety: pack that shiat onto our newly constructed space elevator and get it the fark our of Earth orbit. USA USA USA.
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