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(TMZ)   Jermaine Jackson wants everyone to know he is changing his surname to Jacksun. We now return you to your regularly scheduled indifference   (tmz.com) divider line 32
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2012-11-07 10:03:14 PM  
WTF? Looks as if he had his face bronzed like a pair of baby shoes!

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2012-11-07 11:55:00 PM  
It's not germane at all
 
2012-11-08 12:03:37 AM  
He could use one of those Phantom of the Opera masks. No shop skills, though.
 
2012-11-08 12:05:08 AM  
Returning to it implies I've ever left.
 
2012-11-08 12:13:44 AM  
Is he any relation to Latoya Jackson?
 
2012-11-08 05:18:09 AM  
My indifference remains amazingly intact, subs
 
2012-11-08 05:24:38 AM  
for "artistic reasons" .

[quizzicaldog]
 
2012-11-08 05:35:39 AM  
...which means that his son's name is now Jermajesty Jacksun. Does his appetite for cruelty know no bounds?!
 
2012-11-08 05:39:52 AM  
Did he consult with Snoop Lion?
 
2012-11-08 05:49:56 AM  
"Tito, give me some tissues. Jermaine, stop teasing."
 
2012-11-08 06:09:05 AM  
Tojo Jackson got custody of the kids.
 
2012-11-08 07:24:16 AM  
Ok.. Can someone who has the free time to give a slight shiat try to come up with a logical reason why he is changing an O to a U in his last name? Something very scumbaggy sounding about this.
 
2012-11-08 07:42:22 AM  
My ninja knows Jermaine, but everybody knows Jermaine
 
2012-11-08 07:56:18 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's not germane at all


The gottamd Germans got nuthin ta do with it!
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2012-11-08 08:10:14 AM  

BarkingUnicorn: WTF? Looks as if he had his face bronzed like a pair of baby shoes!

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He looks like a black Asian, lolz.
 
2012-11-08 08:11:35 AM  
The Jackson family: Was, now, and ever shall be completely farked up.
 
2012-11-08 08:26:12 AM  
Jermaine Datsun?
 
2012-11-08 08:51:46 AM  
In other news, Tito fell off the couch last night.
 
2012-11-08 08:57:40 AM  
Was J.Diddy taken?
 
2012-11-08 09:09:41 AM  
What's with that black magic marker hair over his temple?
 
2012-11-08 09:44:33 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It's not germane at all


Came here for this, leaving happy.
 
2012-11-08 09:59:38 AM  
I am actually sitting in my office waiting for a patient named Michael Jackson to show up.

/CSB
//HIPAA be damned!
 
2012-11-08 10:23:38 AM  
If it was me, I'd get plastic surgery, change my name to Harold Goldstein, and move to Cleveland.
 
2012-11-08 11:13:14 AM  

BarkingUnicorn:

WTF? Looks as if he had his face bronzed like a pair of baby shoes!

[ll-media.tmz.com image 550x413]


At least he's still obviously Black, unlike Janet and LaToya who had race changes and Michael who became an anorexic Liz Taylor copy.
 
2012-11-08 12:36:01 PM  
Miss Jacksun if you're nasteigh.
 
2012-11-08 12:36:43 PM  
His face and hair and everything else look like a bad 'shop
 
2012-11-08 01:50:29 PM  
If you're going to change anyone's name, Jermaine, it should be your son Jermajesty. Just don't screw it up and change it to Rebbie, Tito or LaToya, OK?
 
2012-11-08 03:09:24 PM  
I would have gone with Jacksoff.
 
2012-11-08 06:05:49 PM  
Loved the headline subby,
+1
 
2012-11-08 06:32:42 PM  
Who?
 
2012-11-08 07:46:33 PM  
Shouldn't it be "Jackshiate?"
 
2012-11-08 09:00:56 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: WTF? Looks as if he had his face bronzed like a pair of baby shoes!


On a music industry website I used to visit, there was a running joke that Jermaine slathered himself in vaseline before appearing in public (this was back when he was considered the Jackson family "spokesman").
 
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